Jessica Alba Barely Survives Vulcan Death Pinch

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  1. * crickets *

    By anonymous, on January 31, 2009 07:17:43

  2. She bugs. You know her reaction will be fake and pretentious because she is fake and pretentious.

    By anonymous, on January 31, 2009 08:22:26

  3. So I hope JA is tipping more than 2$. Even a poor, unattractive regular girl like me tips at least 5$...Also why isn't she at a high end spa getting her nails done where the techs aren't speaking Vietnamese constantly?

    By anonymous, on January 31, 2009 08:25:39

  4. Jessica Alba is the definition of mundane.

    Her personality is about as attractive as a wet dishrag.

    By anonymous, on January 31, 2009 11:28:55

  5. I knew that was written by Dave long before I scrolled down. His bad commentary is distracting.

    By anonymous, on January 31, 2009 20:39:30

  6. yeah that was brutal....

    By wanting to give dave a chance, on February 1, 2009 09:53:31

  7. i cant stand that twat - she was originally a poor mexican beaner and now that shes in the spotlight thinks shes above everyone else. i hope she gets another collapsed lung, the shitbird.

    By Action Jackson, on February 1, 2009 13:01:00

  8. she looks like Leela from Futurama in the open mouth pic. just sayin'

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2009 13:47:15

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