I am being sincere in writing that I read somewhere that semen was good for womens' hair. (This has also been written about complexion, but not via topical application). What say you, oh great IDontLikeYouInThatWay scientists? Nothing too gory please.
LIES ALL LIES you can't go washing your hair only 2 or 3 times a month or it would be either dreadlocked or falling out. IT'S A LIE A LIE A LIE LIE LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Not to be a Jessica Simpson sympathizer, because believe, I am not-- but I do have to say that that is fairly common of hairdressers to advise that their clients with not only color treated hair, but long hair that gets styled heavily-- to prevent breakage and lasting damage.
That being said, I dislike her and all of her fodder that she attempts to peddle to the masses.
#8 - women used to only wash their hair occasionally. Its only been the last maybe 50 or so years that the "every day" thing has been the norm. Its actually not good to wash it every day, it strips all the natural oils out of it. I actually only wash it every other day. That said, I wouldn't be able to handle it if I went longer than that without washing it.
Chest-ica should just do a SLUTney & shave her head. That way, she could regrow her hair with the color that it actually is. I think she's a brunette, which would tend to make her more intelligent in people's minds...
#10 it is safe to wash your hair everyday if you are using a professional shampoo. It can actually be better to wash your hair everyday if you are using professional quality shampoos because they will add moisture, shine, strength, and a nice smell; and for dry, damaged hair I would also include #6's advice ;)
For Best Results: After Professional Shampoo, Towel Dry. Apply a mouthful of semen to damaged areas twice a day, Everyday. Maximum results will be seen in 90 days.
It's best to wash and condition your hair only a week or once every two weeks. Washing daily (no matter what shampoo you use) strips hair of its natural oils and make hair overproduce oil. Don't wash your hair every day and use a light amount of baby powder/talc on your roots to absorb excess oils.
Note that he said only "shampoo" twice a month. That means using a shampoo product. You can still wash your hair with just water and use conditioner, but after about a week you won't even have to use that. The natural oil will get distributed by brushing.
It's quite amazing how much body hair taken care of in this way really has. The scalp is less dry and flaky and there is no bad odor at all.
Of course if you use a lot of spray and gels, this won't work for you.
Note that he said only "shampoo" twice a month. That means using a shampoo product. You can still wash your hair with just water and use conditioner, but after about a week you won't even have to use that. The natural oil will get distributed by brushing.
It's quite amazing how much body hair taken care of in this way really has. The scalp is less dry and flaky and there is no bad odor at all.
Of course if you use a lot of spray, products and gels, this won't work for you.
As a hairdresser myself, I nearly screamed "What the FUCK?!?" when I read that crap about only shampooing twice a month. I don't recommend every day shampooing (unless your hair is as greasy as the crotch of Paris Hilton's underwear), but at least shampoo every other day. I can't stand it when customers come in and they haven't shampooed their hair in days or even weeks. It's nasty. It's disgusting. And all the more reason to call this chick a blithering idiot. And I'm sure all of that glue they use to put her extensions in does wonders for her natural hair. And to those that may defend her by saying they're clip-ins: STFU. She's not fooling me--I know Dollar Store weave when I see it.
What the fuck is all that bullshit about some fucking oil on your scalp? What fucking oil? SWEAT? Fuck that. Fucking retards. It's bullshit. Imagine how greasy your fucking face would get if you didn't wash it for two days. Now think how your scalp looks if you don't wash it for a week. That's how you get fucking scalp diseases from all the fucking bacteria built up. Shit. Every doctor will tell you to wash your fucking hair every day if you can. 2-3 days tops. Fucking twice a month. What a dumb cunt and what a bunch of douchebags talking about fucking sweat and dirt on your scalp as it was some fucking magic potion for great hair. Fucking fuck.
So what? I only shampoo my hair once every week or every two weeks, always have, and everyone I know always has. That comes about to 2/3 times a month.
it's extremely good to cut back on shampoo...what they don't tell you is that you still condition and rinse your hair. there are really good tricks of the trade to hide the fact that you only shampoo 2-3 times a month. if nobody told on Jess... no one would know a thing.
It depends on the thickness, the length, how oily your scalp is, and how often your stimulate your scalp. The bubble-hair women of the fifties only washed their hair once a week at the salon. It was teased up and sprayed so that they never stimulated their scalp by brushing it! I have dry, extremely thick hair and when it was down to my waist I only needed to wash it twice a week. Now that it's shoulder length I wash every 3 days. If I cut it really short I might go every other day. But you see, I have dry hair. If I washed it every day it would be fried. There aren't enough conditioners in the world to fix that. Someone with an oily scalp it would be different. However, if she's fiddling around with hair extensions every day she is probably stimulating the scalp and I would think she would need to wash it more often than if she just wore her hair naturally.
HEY WOMEN OUT THERE GAY MEN DON'T LIKE YOU stop liestening to them stop wearing the shit they tell you to wear stop loosing weight and looking like a pile of bones and eat you stupid broads if some homo tell you to put on a dirty dieper on your face are you going to?????????????????
I just like how Romo didn't offer to carry any her bags, that is awesome. They are both douchebags but it's still good to see a guy treating her like a total dick making her carry all that and not being a gentleman.
I just like how Romo didn't offer to carry any of her bags, that is awesome. They are both douchebags but it's still good to see a guy treating her like a total dick making her carry all that and not being a gentleman.
To expand on my earlier comment, I have oily scalp and dry ends because I fully highlight every 8 weeks. This is why I only wash every other day, but can't go longer than that. After the one day, the roots are so oily I can't stand it. If I just rinsed and conditioned (even just on the ends) without shampooing, I still wouldn't make it longer than a day.
But I just can't even fathom only washing 2-3 times a month. Ugh.
26 and 28 sound like the same person and neither of them know what they're talking about. No professional hairstylist and no doctor would say any of what you said.
It's about time someone said it. I have never understood why women listen to GAY MEN for fashion & hair advice. Can you not tell for yourself if you look good? Do you really need Bobby Trendy to tell you what colors to use in your bedroom? REALLY? Gimme a fucking break.
I don't care if a DOCTOR told me to only wash my hair twice a month, I'm still gonna wash that shit at least every other day. I'm sorry, but I'd rather have dry hair than GREASY, SMELLY HAIR. Not washing your hair is DISGUSTING. Why not cut out bathing altogether? After all, soap dries your skin out & we can't have that! No, just rinse off once a month & wear perfume if you start to smell like the inside of a wool hat.
#40--I guess you know everything and everyone personally on this board, don't you??? I'll GLADLY scan and email a copy of my cosmetology license to you, since you think I don't know what I'm talking about. You're probably one of the nasty asses that comes into salons like mine with oily-assed hair and refuses a free shampoo. Fucking douche.
Jessica is SOOOOO STUPID he probably told her just wash your hair a couple times a week, and stupid jessica gets weeks and months mixed up in her pea brain and thought he menat twice a month. She is "special" in a not good way.
I wash my hair every 4 days and even then, it looks fine. I hate to sound like a conspirist, but it's in the cosmetics/pharms industry's best interest for mindless idiots like us to keep consuming, always consuming. What someone said about overproduction of oils is true; the more you wash your hair, the faster it gets oily, the more you have to wash it. Google the no-shampoo challenge.
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By terrell owens, on January 8, 2009 08:48:58
That's disgusting.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 09:01:10
This is just another one of Joe Simpson's attempts at publicity/attention...
If you've already shown the world that Jess is a flatulent idiot, what does it hurt to add that her hair stinks?
By joejoe, on January 8, 2009 09:13:36
I am so sick of this frog. Go marry Tony and have a bunch of kids and STFU!
By Albatross, on January 8, 2009 09:32:02
I doubt this is true... her hair doesn't look that greasy in these photos.
And how exactly do you 'hide it'? That's impossible.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 10:07:46
I am being sincere in writing that I read somewhere that semen was good for womens' hair. (This has also been written about complexion, but not via topical application).
What say you, oh great IDontLikeYouInThatWay scientists? Nothing too gory please.
By Bitter Human Being, on January 8, 2009 10:16:05
Nice reference to "The Road" you well-read jackass, you!
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 10:21:13
LIES ALL LIES you can't go washing your hair only 2 or 3 times a month or it would be either dreadlocked or falling out. IT'S A LIE A LIE A LIE LIE LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
By Ken Paves's Weavemaster 2nd in Command, on January 8, 2009 10:24:16
Not to be a Jessica Simpson sympathizer, because believe, I am not-- but I do have to say that that is fairly common of hairdressers to advise that their clients with not only color treated hair, but long hair that gets styled heavily-- to prevent breakage and lasting damage.
That being said, I dislike her and all of her fodder that she attempts to peddle to the masses.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 10:46:47
#8 - women used to only wash their hair occasionally. Its only been the last maybe 50 or so years that the "every day" thing has been the norm. Its actually not good to wash it every day, it strips all the natural oils out of it. I actually only wash it every other day. That said, I wouldn't be able to handle it if I went longer than that without washing it.
By Kate, on January 8, 2009 10:47:32
If you think her hair stinks, imagine taking a nose dive between her fat thighs!
By Tony Romo, on January 8, 2009 11:05:34
*taking up a collection to buy a shirt like Romo's for Todd* hehehehehe
By TrayC, on January 8, 2009 12:00:39
Chest-ica should just do a SLUTney & shave her head. That way, she could regrow her hair with the color that it actually is. I think she's a brunette, which would tend to make her more intelligent in people's minds...
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 13:02:27
#10 it is safe to wash your hair everyday if you are using a professional shampoo. It can actually be better to wash your hair everyday if you are using professional quality shampoos because they will add moisture, shine, strength, and a nice smell; and for dry, damaged hair I would also include #6's advice ;)
By stylist to ken paves, on January 8, 2009 13:29:14
For Best Results: After Professional Shampoo, Towel Dry. Apply a mouthful of semen to damaged areas twice a day, Everyday. Maximum results will be seen in 90 days.
By stylist to ken paves, on January 8, 2009 13:31:27
why isn't Tony carrying her bags?
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 13:31:44
When is her next movie? Like never?
By Morgan, on January 8, 2009 13:35:16
It's best to wash and condition your hair only a week or once every two weeks. Washing daily (no matter what shampoo you use) strips hair of its natural oils and make hair overproduce oil. Don't wash your hair every day and use a light amount of baby powder/talc on your roots to absorb excess oils.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 14:06:51
Who gives a rats azz. Slow news day I guess.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 14:22:28
If she doesn't spray perfume in her hair she smells like wet dog.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 14:35:38
Note that he said only "shampoo" twice a month.
That means using a shampoo product.
You can still wash your hair with just water and use conditioner, but after about a week you won't even have to use that. The natural oil will get distributed by brushing.
It's quite amazing how much body hair taken care of in this way really has. The scalp is less dry and flaky and there is no bad odor at all.
Of course if you use a lot of spray and gels, this won't work for you.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 14:56:21
Note that he said only "shampoo" twice a month.
That means using a shampoo product.
You can still wash your hair with just water and use conditioner, but after about a week you won't even have to use that. The natural oil will get distributed by brushing.
It's quite amazing how much body hair taken care of in this way really has. The scalp is less dry and flaky and there is no bad odor at all.
Of course if you use a lot of spray, products and gels, this won't work for you.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 14:56:57
I'm sure that shampoo schedule fits in well with her shower schedule as well.
What a disgusting shrew.
By mike hunt, on January 8, 2009 15:34:33
Let me break this down: (greasy, blond hair + anal) - (baby oil/dirty hair smell) = Go Time.
Grade school math!
By humpinfrog, on January 8, 2009 16:51:13
How fucking fat has she become that she has to wear tents. Romo looks like he can't get far enough away from the fuckpig.
By sushi, on January 8, 2009 17:31:58
As a hairdresser myself, I nearly screamed "What the FUCK?!?" when I read that crap about only shampooing twice a month. I don't recommend every day shampooing (unless your hair is as greasy as the crotch of Paris Hilton's underwear), but at least shampoo every other day. I can't stand it when customers come in and they haven't shampooed their hair in days or even weeks. It's nasty. It's disgusting. And all the more reason to call this chick a blithering idiot. And I'm sure all of that glue they use to put her extensions in does wonders for her natural hair. And to those that may defend her by saying they're clip-ins: STFU. She's not fooling me--I know Dollar Store weave when I see it.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 18:27:39
i'd take a smelly Jessica right now..
By me and my peen, on January 8, 2009 19:16:10
What the fuck is all that bullshit about some fucking oil on your scalp? What fucking oil? SWEAT? Fuck that. Fucking retards. It's bullshit. Imagine how greasy your fucking face would get if you didn't wash it for two days. Now think how your scalp looks if you don't wash it for a week. That's how you get fucking scalp diseases from all the fucking bacteria built up. Shit. Every doctor will tell you to wash your fucking hair every day if you can. 2-3 days tops. Fucking twice a month. What a dumb cunt and what a bunch of douchebags talking about fucking sweat and dirt on your scalp as it was some fucking magic potion for great hair. Fucking fuck.
Thank you for listening and goodnight.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 20:50:03
she totally fugged up those boots w/ her flared jeans. ever heard of skinny jeans??? dumb bitch.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 22:03:52
So what? I only shampoo my hair once every week or every two weeks, always have, and everyone I know always has. That comes about to 2/3 times a month.
By anonymous, on January 9, 2009 00:51:11
it's extremely good to cut back on shampoo...what they don't tell you is that you still condition and rinse your hair. there are really good tricks of the trade to hide the fact that you only shampoo 2-3 times a month. if nobody told on Jess... no one would know a thing.
By Ednie, on January 9, 2009 03:56:01
Ew. But I don't buy it at all. Her hair never looks that greasy...and that would be DAMN greasy.
Maybe you meant 2-3 days a week?
By anonymous, on January 9, 2009 04:11:49
It depends on the thickness, the length, how oily your scalp is, and how often your stimulate your scalp. The bubble-hair women of the fifties only washed their hair once a week at the salon. It was teased up and sprayed so that they never stimulated their scalp by brushing it! I have dry, extremely thick hair and when it was down to my waist I only needed to wash it twice a week. Now that it's shoulder length I wash every 3 days. If I cut it really short I might go every other day. But you see, I have dry hair. If I washed it every day it would be fried. There aren't enough conditioners in the world to fix that. Someone with an oily scalp it would be different. However, if she's fiddling around with hair extensions every day she is probably stimulating the scalp and I would think she would need to wash it more often than if she just wore her hair naturally.
By anonymous, on January 9, 2009 05:31:36
I heard tony romo tried to commit suicide, but the bullet got intercepted!!
By anonymous, on January 9, 2009 05:46:21
HEY WOMEN OUT THERE GAY MEN DON'T LIKE YOU stop liestening to them stop wearing the shit they tell you to wear stop loosing weight and looking like a pile of bones and eat you stupid broads if some homo tell you to put on a dirty dieper on your face are you going to?????????????????
By WOMEN STOP LISTENING TO GAYS, on January 9, 2009 05:54:44
I just like how Romo didn't offer to carry any her bags, that is awesome. They are both douchebags but it's still good to see a guy treating her like a total dick making her carry all that and not being a gentleman.
By anonymous, on January 9, 2009 07:38:53
I just like how Romo didn't offer to carry any of her bags, that is awesome. They are both douchebags but it's still good to see a guy treating her like a total dick making her carry all that and not being a gentleman.
By anonymous, on January 9, 2009 07:39:05
To expand on my earlier comment, I have oily scalp and dry ends because I fully highlight every 8 weeks. This is why I only wash every other day, but can't go longer than that. After the one day, the roots are so oily I can't stand it. If I just rinsed and conditioned (even just on the ends) without shampooing, I still wouldn't make it longer than a day.
But I just can't even fathom only washing 2-3 times a month. Ugh.
By Kate, on January 9, 2009 08:12:27
He's afraid that her overprocessed hair will break off if she washes it too much.
Too much bleach makes the hair brittle and dry.
By anonymous, on January 9, 2009 09:19:10
26 and 28 sound like the same person and neither of them know what they're talking about. No professional hairstylist and no doctor would say any of what you said.
By anonymous, on January 9, 2009 10:22:58
Man, is this web site Harper's Bazaar or something?
By anonymous, on January 9, 2009 11:05:31
THANK YOU #35!!!
It's about time someone said it. I have never understood why women listen to GAY MEN for fashion & hair advice. Can you not tell for yourself if you look good? Do you really need Bobby Trendy to tell you what colors to use in your bedroom? REALLY? Gimme a fucking break.
I don't care if a DOCTOR told me to only wash my hair twice a month, I'm still gonna wash that shit at least every other day. I'm sorry, but I'd rather have dry hair than GREASY, SMELLY HAIR. Not washing your hair is DISGUSTING. Why not cut out bathing altogether? After all, soap dries your skin out & we can't have that! No, just rinse off once a month & wear perfume if you start to smell like the inside of a wool hat.
GROSS. Go take a shower you dirty bitch. God.
By kabuk1, on January 9, 2009 13:28:38
#40--I guess you know everything and everyone personally on this board, don't you??? I'll GLADLY scan and email a copy of my cosmetology license to you, since you think I don't know what I'm talking about. You're probably one of the nasty asses that comes into salons like mine with oily-assed hair and refuses a free shampoo. Fucking douche.
By Anon #26, on January 9, 2009 15:34:40
Jessica is SOOOOO STUPID he probably told her just wash your hair a couple times a week, and stupid jessica gets weeks and months mixed up in her pea brain and thought he menat twice a month.
She is "special" in a not good way.
By ashlee mowgli wntz, on January 10, 2009 02:47:14
I wash my hair every 4 days and even then, it looks fine. I hate to sound like a conspirist, but it's in the cosmetics/pharms industry's best interest for mindless idiots like us to keep consuming, always consuming. What someone said about overproduction of oils is true; the more you wash your hair, the faster it gets oily, the more you have to wash it. Google the no-shampoo challenge.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2009 15:36:16
most african americans wash there hair twice month.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2009 21:31:26
Why can't this fucktard hook up with Tom Cruise?
By jizzbomb, on January 12, 2009 15:54:18
Reference to The Road = Everyday visits from me!
By anonymous, on January 13, 2009 06:34:28
most african americans wash there hair twice month.
By anonymous, on January 10, 2009 21:31:26
Yes, and they also want yo white wimmens. Sheesh.
By anonymous, on January 13, 2009 21:23:09
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