81 Comments:

1. Bacon wrapped donuts? Is that anything like deep fried mozzarella sticks? Ack!

   By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 20:09:08

2. this is what happens when you eat your boyfriends winning season.

   By Nikola, on January 26, 2009 20:12:19

3. If she swallows i'd check Tony Romo to see if he cums crisco.

   By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 20:13:21

4. WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   By terrell owens, on January 26, 2009 20:21:02

5. My goodness. What happened to the mostly-skinny girl with the great ta-tas I met in San Francisco in the late 90s?
   
   My dear Jessica - stop eating county fair food. Deep-friend Twinkies are NOT you friends.

   By Rick Sparks, on January 26, 2009 20:22:38

6. Holy shit she's gone down hill..... I mean, her music was never good... But then she took it and put a country tune to it.... And now this... What a wreck.

   By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 20:51:55

7. So it takes two belts to hold her gut in?

   By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 21:27:33

8. She's definitely gained a little weight. That doesn't concern me as much as those unbelieveably disgusting mommy jeans. Her pimp/daddy needs to do a spot check on her before she goes on stage, to make sure she doesn't wear something as dumbass as those again...

   By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 21:32:06

9. Jenny Craig will be a good gig for her.

   By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 21:33:31

10. ugly outfit!

    By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 21:59:00

11. WILL SING FOR FOOD YA'LL

    By Jessica Simpson, on January 26, 2009 22:03:32

12. What is wrong with you people? Jessica Simpson looks like what a real woman is supposed to look like. Real men do not want women that look like teenage boys, we want women with hips and breasts.

    By Lucius Fieldon, on January 26, 2009 22:21:55

13. She's gained a lot of weight, but to be fair anyone would look 30 pounds heavier in that retarded fucking outfit.

    By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 22:24:32

14. she must be so happy thats why shes not bothered with her dress size

    By Sally So, on January 26, 2009 23:35:57

15. Wow, if she is prenant she should just come out with it.
    If she is not pregnant, wow, guess she is letting herself go.
    I don't like the anorexic look the too skinny bitches like angelina, but there is a happy medium.
    And Tony now she is not even hot and still stupid and still has that overbearing dad, why are you with her? Tony must have a small dick or something.

    By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 23:52:20

16. Two belts. Two belts people, two belts. It took two belts, and lord knows what else, from keeping her from exploding.
    
    Ladies let this be a lesson to you. Don't date gay men.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 00:52:08

17. #12 - Ah, yes here it is. The tired and pathetic "teenage boy" argument again. It's because either women have to look like teenage boys or giant fatasses. There's no in between, right? This bitch is fat. Get over it.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 00:59:31

18. Pembroke Pines in the house

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 01:24:24

19. I'd still hit that!

    By pimpin is easy, on January 27, 2009 01:53:20

20. #12, does that include back fat rolls? cause she's got 'em

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 02:23:25

21. Gaaaa! Jessica looks like an older and fat Taylor Swift there. Look at the picture Taylor and vow to not go there.

    By jtg, on January 27, 2009 02:35:06

22. looks like she ate all the chili!

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 02:49:32

23. The food doesn't love you like I do Jessica!!

    By Tony Homo, on January 27, 2009 02:56:27

24. She has never had any fashion sense, and just look at all that backfat. She is such a revolting slob, she has no shame. Her hair looks dirty, but she only washes it twice a month, that's what I've heard anyway. How is she famous?

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 03:03:50

25. I'd grab that fat ass and pile-drive it until my knees burned from the friction.

    By hell yeah I'd hit it, on January 27, 2009 03:06:48

26. Apparently, being a real woman also requires having bat wings.

    By JAC, on January 27, 2009 03:14:10

27. She's really blowing that mic pretty hard. I'm elated that I don't have to hear her "singing".

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 03:16:41

28. 16- I agree! Two belts is hilarious; it's been declared "slimming" (think Kirsty Allie). I think its safe to say she could be wearing a the Wrestlemania title belt and it would still look like like a rubber band wrapped around a roll of cookie dough.
    
    It's not her fat that repulses me though, it's the country with a "K" aspirations towards mediocracy

    By x24, on January 27, 2009 03:25:49

29. Looks like a tranny impersonator

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 03:27:11

30. No shit these images have been scaled down... do i dare click to see them in real size? I THINK NOT...

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 03:27:24

31. I think you've got the wrong Simpson - this is Homer, not Jessica

    By CREGO, on January 27, 2009 03:31:25

32. I'm feeling just a little bit better about my back fat.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 04:15:59

33. She is looking alot better than what she did a while back, although she does look a little plump, but it's better than being sick skinny.

    By alanamacklin98@gmail.com, on January 27, 2009 04:19:38

34. i'm pretty sure i could do todd's job. let's see....
    -fat chick- make joke about disgusting combination of food
    
    -hot chick-question whether she'll take it up the ass
    
    look at me, i'm todd!
    

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 04:56:51

35. She looks good and I think preggo

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 05:00:38

36. #34 - Yeah, you can be just as funny as Dave.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 05:05:15

37. I hate to agree with the size zero loving majority, but for someone whose sole asset was being cute and skinny with giant boobs, she doesn't look good. It's just not a question of having gained weight (and I know a lot of the midwestern boys like Romo like 'em thick), she's also flabby. And those jeans wouldn't look good on a 16 year old supermodel, let alone a mid-20s midget.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 05:08:06

38. Man, that outfit is terrible. You can see where she gains all of her weight. She is still probably pretty small in person, I'd bet.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 05:36:15

39. Oink - oink! Sueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    By Albatross, on January 27, 2009 05:50:29

40. SEE!!! Put http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2009/01/cushion-for-the-pushin.html in the same outfit, and BLAM!!! Same look.
    
    SO, J. Simpson is fat, but she's the same size!?!??!

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 05:59:05

41. "What is wrong with you people? Jessica Simpson looks like what a real woman is supposed to look like. Real men do not want women that look like teenage boys, we want women with hips and breasts."
    
    By Lucius Fieldon, on January 26, 2009 22:21:55
    
    If you think this is what a real women is supposed to look like then you must be gay because she looks like a man. A fat ugly man.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 06:08:46

42. The way she is holdig the microphone to her lips makes me think that she takes it in the face.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 06:22:36

43. she's always been a nasty fuckpig whore.

    By sushi, on January 27, 2009 06:23:00

44. She's on her way to the body of O.J. Simpson.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 06:29:08

45. where did all the ass in the Dukes go?

    By toe, on January 27, 2009 06:29:30

46. It's the classic "I have a man now so I can eat donuts again" which is soon followed by "I can't believe my boyfriend left me because I got fat".

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 06:31:02

47. #46
    
    Scandalous!

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 07:10:44

48. My, How far she has dropped! Regardless of the weight gain, singing in a chili cook off? Geeze, no wonder she drowns her frustrations with glazed donuts.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 07:41:05

49. it wouldn't look so bad if she lost the Mom Jeans, with the 9inch zipper. you just gotta fat-centuate the positive...staying away from bodysuits after the year 1997, helps too

    By pannypudding, on January 27, 2009 07:42:22

50. #31, you made me snort. :-)

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 07:46:25

51. She's always seemed like the petite little whiny pouter whose big boobs got her by. Those types of girls always oink out when they've got a one and only to buy them chocolates.
    Jessica gets paid to look good. It's her job. She gets no raise this year.
    
    PS. She's always reminded me of Ted Danson. Anyone else see the resemblance?

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 08:18:42

52. Oh man...ummm maybe she's happy with her life and is enjoying herself instead of counting every calorie and turning herself into the typical media "skinny" girl. I think she's pretty. By any means though lets tear down a woman who is making it better than you. Cup of jealous anyone?

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 08:29:53

53. Jessica Simpson is doing for country music what The Waterboy did for Louisiana. What a hot mess.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 08:36:21

54. its looks like shes gonna eat the mic

    By Wiseguy, on January 27, 2009 08:50:31

55. All that fat and still no ass.
    
    :(

    By assman, on January 27, 2009 08:51:44

56. I honestly can't think of one man that would say no to her - curves and all. Those jeans are atrocious.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 09:03:54

57. "we want women with hips and breasts."
    Really? How about back fat amd mushy untoned arms? Or Camel Toe..Is that what men want..wow. I got it all wrong w my look..off to eat some bacon wrapped donuts!
    

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 09:05:04

58. I'm going to laugh when Romo dumps her.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 09:29:34

59. Holy fuck, she's a fat cow now.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 09:42:07

60. shes fat. for someone who gets paid to look good, this girl let herself goooo. and these jeans dont flatter her new "figure". shes happy ? alright. but she doesnt need to let herself go...that far. girl is way too fat for her heigh.
    maybe shes pregnant. it does look like that. but i dont believe she would get pregnant at the moment. maybe by these media rumors she is searching for an excuse for her extra 10000 pounds... shame on you, Fatica simpson!

    By rumawalker, on January 27, 2009 10:09:47

61. she's not even fat, she's just not as skinny as she used to be... jeez, lay off... HOWEVER, those pants are hideous and not flattering AT ALL. cuz she has a flat ass.. no need to make it look worse. jessica never has had good fashion sense.. always tacky.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 10:40:01

62. you guys are stupid, she's not pregnant... she wouldnt be able to wear all those belts.. being pregnant doesnt make you gain back fat without getting a tummy... retards. obviously you guys are dumb ass teenage boys sitting at home when you should be doing your homework..

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 10:43:17

63. "mushy untoned arms"? straight men don't care about a woman's muscle tone. jessica isn't an athlete. she just looks fat because of her clothes and she's so short. she can lose the extra pounds if she wants, but her face will always be ugly. she looks too much like her dad.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 11:07:35

64. I didn't realize that Tony Romo was a cow-puncher.
    
    That Kelly Underwood must be laughing her ass off.

    By BitterHumanBeing, on January 27, 2009 11:16:46

65. "I honestly can't think of one man that would say no to her - curves and all. Those jeans are atrocious."
    
    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 09:03:54
    
    No.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 12:45:09

66. I saw the video of this and she actually turned her back to the audience and shook her butt. OMG. Does this girl NOT have a full-length mirror???

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 12:55:51

67. anna nicole anyone?

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 13:41:01

68. She doesn't look like Anna Nicole at all. Anna was tall and still had a beautiful face even when she was at her fattest size. Jessica wasn't even the best looking girl at a redneck chili cookoff. No she's not Anna Nicole at all sorry to say.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 14:59:38

69. #16 THAT WAS FUNNY!
    #67 ANNA WAS HOT AT ANY SIZE...
    
    I THINK THEIR IS A BABY ON THE WAY!
    
    

    By JACQUE, on January 27, 2009 18:38:33

70. She has obviously gained a ton of weight, and those jeans are incredibly unflattering. I showed it to my straight male roommate and he agreed she looked gross (for those of you butthurt fatties screaming about "real women" this and "men LOVE curves" that. Most men love boobs and butts, not rolls and arm flab).

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 18:43:31

71. She really needs at least 3 more Belts to contain those Rolls! LOL

    By BukkNekkid , on January 27, 2009 18:45:05

72. Jessica is just a slightly more expensive dinner date now - I'd still pork her. But first I'd shave her ...

    By Gregory, on January 27, 2009 19:31:43

73. My Aunt Bee has an ass like that. She's 58, sings in the church choir and does needle work for fun. Big fat Jessica should hang out with her.

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 19:31:56

74. Give up all that bullshit about jealousy and real men wanting padding. If that was the case, why was she SOOOOO beloved when was stick thin for "Dukes"? The guys couldn't get enough of her! Lucius WankFeatures, you wouldn't know what to do with a girl, even if you got a fat one!

    By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 19:38:35

75. what if shes preggers? oh boy! haha

    By bonbon, on January 27, 2009 19:54:31

76. Holy fat fuck Batman! She is a chud. Homo will turn up for camp fat as fuck, too. This woman is gross as hell and is a tranny. All the women on here that call her NORMAL, you are all fat fucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop haytin on thin women! Fat bitches!

    By Tony Romo, on January 27, 2009 20:39:40

77. x24 said:
    
    It's not her fat that repulses me though, it's the country with a "K" aspirations towards mediocracy
    
    Dude, it's more like "country" without the "o". ;)

    By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 05:55:25

78. I've always hated her. Watching her downfall (getting fat as all hell, only getting gigs at fairs and cookoffs, and being made fun of constantly) is so fun to me! I used to hate how she badmouthed other sex symbols and hooters waitresses for being "slutty" when her only real claim to fame was for her big boobs and dressing provacatively (sp?) in Dukes of Hazzard and in mens magazines.

    By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 14:37:01

79. Put her in some skinny leg jeans and then we will decide if shes fat.mwahaha.

    By anonymous, on January 29, 2009 14:38:48

80. What matters is what she thinks and her boy friend thinks. She could lose a few pounds but she still looks great. The important thing is her health.

    By anonymous, on January 31, 2009 12:20:43

81. i dont even want to post what i would give for a chance to hit that

    By john, on February 3, 2009 22:45:19