19 Comments:

1. Nice

   By anonymous, on January 2, 2009 14:27:31

2. Geezus; she's picked up a bad case of "Wonky McValtrex". She was already 1/2 way there (since she was a total media slut); now her wonky eye gives her a complete wonky mcvaltrex makeover...

   By anonymous, on January 2, 2009 14:30:08

3. meh

   By anonymous, on January 2, 2009 14:34:21

4. Today's fun fact: Doing a big ol' line of coke or speed up your nose fucks up the eyeball above the nostril used in intake said drug. Maybe she likes to party? Guess she buried that Christian singer past right up her pancake ass.

   By anonymous, on January 2, 2009 15:00:57

5. Why is she using a Crayola marker for her eyebrows?

   By anonymous, on January 2, 2009 15:06:19

6. That's a serious case of wonk!!!

   By anonymous, on January 2, 2009 15:26:06

7. her fake eyelashes are falling off.

   By anonymous, on January 2, 2009 15:34:26

8. Ahhhhh! Crazy eyes!

   By anonymous, on January 2, 2009 17:42:18

9. shut the fuck up, no matter how hard you try to bring her down she's still GORGEOUS.

   By anonymous, on January 2, 2009 17:56:25

10. Cheap fake eyelashes on a fake cheap whore!

    By anonymous, on January 2, 2009 19:33:44

11. Its her mouth you should be concerned about....... see what her boyfriend has to say when he broke up with her recently. She sounds like a whinging pain in the ass.

    By anonymous, on January 2, 2009 20:02:14

12. Eye see what you're saying. She can be Chyna's little sister.

    By anonymous, on January 3, 2009 02:39:24

13. hmm, real women

    By marek, on January 3, 2009 02:49:59

14. She's a foul mouth pig.

    By Angeldusted, on January 3, 2009 06:25:08

15. Medically-speaking,too much cherry chapstick causes enlarged eye.
    Personally, who cares? I would just slap an eyepatch on her and seeing her in that nice swimsuit, have a go.

    By Morgan, MD to you., on January 3, 2009 09:36:50

16. actually the situation is very clear but the law does not applied, while before the marriage, if it ia so, thhen the lovers are not in the world....

    By muneer, on January 3, 2009 17:54:49

17. Yeah, I'm sure that Marilyn Monroe also had some microscopic skin/facial flaw what people could see and make fun of if they broke out the electron microscope. Or, they could bask in her supernova-level hotness. Personally, with regards to Ms. Perry, I prefer the latter. Oh yeah.

    By Erect, on January 3, 2009 21:49:34

18. yuck. what a mess. ugly hair that looks like a wig.

    By anonymous, on January 4, 2009 01:08:34

19. the guy who wrote this article sounds like 'the 40 year old virgin'.lol.

    By anonymous, on January 5, 2009 12:55:17