28 Comments:

1. I wish she would take a vow of shut the fuck up and also vow never to wear anything that exposes those fucking tree trunk legs of hers. More breasts, less leg.

   By sushi, on January 22, 2009 03:43:01

2. Does she do anything original? I'm pretty sure Paris Hilton did the phoney "I'm gonna keep my STDs to myself" first. You know it's bad when you're following Paris's lead.

   By video_slacker, on January 22, 2009 03:52:03

3. Ohhhh yeah!!!!!!! Todd's back!

   By anonymous, on January 22, 2009 03:53:50

4. facials technically are a celibate thing...when I was in seminary school we used to jerk off on the statues of saints and not feel guilt ridden for having sex...and I must say that I agree with # 1 sushi..

   By Lee Cadaver, on January 22, 2009 04:07:39

5. "Kitty Purry"
   
   
   FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

   By anonymous, on January 22, 2009 04:19:42

6. I think she meant Celebrex. And by kissing, she meant golfing (in case of flare-ups). Hope I cleared that up for the two people who care.
   And by two people, I meant my hands on her tits.

   By humpinfrog, on January 22, 2009 04:23:24

7. Can she be any more stupid & worthless? I say no...

   By anonymous, on January 22, 2009 06:22:23

8. I hope that she's sterile in case she's really not celibate. We don't need more of her kind.

   By anonymous, on January 22, 2009 06:53:30

9. If she really has a cat named Kitty Purry, she should be wearing a helmet & riding the short bus.

   By anonymous, on January 22, 2009 07:03:09

10. I'm really getting tired of this bitch. Can't she just go away?

    By anonymous, on January 22, 2009 08:13:50

11. Todd...how about you and the rest of the bloggers take a vow of ignoring this annoying twat for a year. If you don't give this no-talent any publicity it will go back to that bible camp from which it came.

    By PK, on January 22, 2009 08:19:21

12. Damn Todd does love nasty ass CANKLES dude that bitch has them and is nasty and yes she won't keep that celibasy shit she likes things to go in her and will put her CANKLES behind her ears just for you Todd

    By anonymous, on January 22, 2009 08:45:25

13. Ugh - she is so creepy looking, with those big bug eyes. ICK.

    By Albatross, on January 22, 2009 08:45:54

14. Well...she certainly has the thunder thighs of a celibate girl.

    By anonymous, on January 22, 2009 08:53:35

15. First of all, what a waste. That body is built for fucking.
    
    Second, I like her. I think her music is funny, she has great tits and I bet she's good in bed. What's not to like?

    By thebig28, on January 22, 2009 09:33:21

16. Who would want to fuck this bitch after Travis McCoy?

    By sushi, on January 22, 2009 09:59:30

17. can she also be mute and invisible plz.

    By anonymous, on January 22, 2009 11:11:12

18. correct me if I'm wrong, but taking a vow of celibacy when you're significant-other-less means simply that you're not going to sleep around indiscriminately. perhaps she's NO LONGER going to sleep around indiscriminately.
    
    either way WGAS

    By anonymous, on January 22, 2009 11:38:04

19. Jez,somebody please put the fifteen minute stopwatch on this chick!Her ride in the spotlight has got to be over.

    By Make it stop!!, on January 22, 2009 15:41:00

20. Todd, I admire your consistancy. Keep your eye on the goal!

    By RaraAvis, on January 22, 2009 17:19:31

21. I'd be happier if she was aggregate.

    By joejoe, on January 22, 2009 18:17:08

22. I don't know who this chick is. I've never seen a movie or heard a song that she's performed in to my knowledge. What I do know is that I'd love to dive ball deep into her box and drain my nuts in her. That's the biggest compliment I can pay her.

    By anonymous, on January 22, 2009 19:53:33

23. I've missed you, Todd

    By anonymous, on January 22, 2009 20:40:42

24. huuumm. yes, we can work it like that. just rub your little pussy up against me until we make it go pop.

    By Herman Bumfudle, on January 23, 2009 05:01:47

25. Why does anyone give this twat the time of day? Little girls love her because "she's dorky", but she's one of the biggest media whores around, and will do anything for publicity. Not exactly the thing we should be teaching our kids: how to be pearASS hilton clones...

    By anonymous, on January 23, 2009 07:42:40

26. I wish this sea cow would take A VOW OF SILENCE.

    By agent orange, on January 23, 2009 16:29:14

27. i want to be her personal salad tosser. yeah her music sucks but i wanna suck on her all day and night. death to all the haters. one.

    By Willy Mayes Hayes, on January 23, 2009 19:40:27

28. All anyone can say is Cankles.
    
    

    By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 15:58:59