19 Comments:

1. Wow, you can get girls like that by being mediocre comedian? TODD and I should team up! First thing we need to do is put DAVE in a burlap sack and beat him with hockey sticks until he looks like a rode in the passenger seat with Nick Hogan. Second thing TODD and I need to do is write a screenplay.

   By thebig28, on January 14, 2009 04:02:33

2. aww, see? now that was pretty funny and Todd-esque for all the Dave-haters out there!

   By anonymous, on January 14, 2009 04:07:02

3. His name is David Walliams. Ugly but true. She, on the other hand, is perfect.

   By anonymous, on January 14, 2009 04:25:54

4. Nice goin Dave....not bad at all.

   By anonymous, on January 14, 2009 04:29:15

5. It's David Walliams, actually. I wonder if he's paying that chick by the day or if he got an all-inclusive package deal. She's way too hot for him.

   By anonymous, on January 14, 2009 04:39:13

6. Ahoy! Manboobs at 4:00 o'clock!

   By Koop, on January 14, 2009 07:52:48

7. Quoting Geri Halliwell when she was involved with this guy, "He's great in bed and has a big willy."
   
   I don't want to link another gossip site here, but you can Google it if you want.

   By Shawn, on January 14, 2009 08:29:26

8. She's perfect! Except for the fact she smokes.
   
   BLAAAHHH! So unattractive.

   By anonymous, on January 14, 2009 09:03:52

9. Why do you think rape jokes are so funny? Not even rape "jokes" really, just an acknowlegment that you would, in fact, rape the chosen celebrity in a bikini. While Todd shies away from such overt, criminal insinuations while pointing out the hotness of a girl and lampooning himself, you come off as pathetic, unfunny, and sinister. TODD COME BACK PLEASE

   By anonymous, on January 14, 2009 10:04:11

10. Could someone find her ass and return it to her, please? I mean...I'm waiting...right now.

    By anonymous, on January 14, 2009 12:00:56

11. 10:40 - what the fuck are you talking about? Todd talks like that all the time, and worse. Seriously, try reading this site for a few days before saying stupid shit like that.

    By anonymous, on January 14, 2009 12:02:55

12. She is gorgeous

    By anonymous, on January 14, 2009 12:17:26

13. Hey ananymous @ 10:04,
    
    Take your limp-wristed sexually frustrated dumbass elsewhere. Dave is not buying, although I suspect Eddy Curry is right "up your" price range. Talk about pathetic and unfunny!

    By THE Internet Tough Guy, on January 14, 2009 16:28:38

14. Ugh. Stop smoking!!

    By anonymous, on January 14, 2009 17:39:31

15. I read this sight everyday, and Todd's jokes are a tad more varied. Almost everything Dave posts hints at rape. And for the person who can't spell anonymous (even though it is spelled multiple times on this sight) and called me "a limp-wristed sexually frustrated dumbass," well, you really made no point at all, other than Dave doesn't want to have sex with me and some other joke I don't understand about a person I don't know, so I'm not really insulted. But thanks for being angry enough at what I said to respond without actually responding! Sorry I think Todd is way funnier.

    By anonymous, on January 15, 2009 11:13:28

16. FACT: he's 38...she's only 18. grosse.

    By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 06:58:29

17. i know budd well

    By anonymous, on January 31, 2009 06:43:42

18. shes a piss head who got banned for drink driving - 2 years ithink!!!!

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2009 01:36:02

19. I know Budd. It is true about the drive driving ban. She is a very pretty girl but very much up her own ass

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 23:00:27