I would have fun fucking her...she would be bored, but who cares, I am selfish...I would wheel barrow her as I groped her tits...it would have to be done in a dimly lit place, however, as those freckles kind of freak me out...
Of course she "wants back in"--who else is going to pay for her compulsive shopping and obvious cocaine addiction? (I don't think I've ever seen her this thin, and it's not from chain-smoking, working out, or SlimFast.) Hey, if Samantha Ronson finally got fed up and threw this illiterate, washed-up succubus out, she has risen 1000% in my eyes. Which brings her up to 1%, but still.
Lindsay has tremendous options. For one, she could date any of the publicity-whore "Hills" guys. She could probably get in the papers for fake dating Lance Armstrong, even though his gf is knocked up.Sources could claim she is now dating Brittany. They could claim she is now a Scientologist. The world is her oyster. She could probably get a new Herbie Love Bug movie out of it all. Who needs Manny-Sammy? Lindsay the future is so bright you need shades baby !
WAL-MART T-SHIRT ALERT she thinks Pink Floyd is some gay guy she only listens to Samantha Fox and porno soundtracks she doesn't know anyting about MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSIC
i guarantee she couldn't name even one Floyd song.also she pick(should i say a young pee on stylist) chose the "A Momentary Lapse Of Reason" shirt which has to be the worst concert tee of all Floyd shirts.Roger Waters wasn't even in the band on that album,i went to that concert up here in Toronto Canada and i didn't even even buy that lame shirt. i just love how these hollywood tarts try and be hip but end up looking like morons.
26 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThe shirt would be more appropriate if it said "permanent" versus "momentary" lapse of reason
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 07:36:46
This bitch has a "manager"?
Whatever the fuck for?
By BarbadoSlim, on January 8, 2009 07:50:54
I would have fun fucking her...she would be bored, but who cares, I am selfish...I would wheel barrow her as I groped her tits...it would have to be done in a dimly lit place, however, as those freckles kind of freak me out...
By Lee Cadavar, on January 8, 2009 08:19:11
Is that Axl Rose?
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 09:35:54
Of course she "wants back in"--who else is going to pay for her compulsive shopping and obvious cocaine addiction? (I don't think I've ever seen her this thin, and it's not from chain-smoking, working out, or SlimFast.) Hey, if Samantha Ronson finally got fed up and threw this illiterate, washed-up succubus out, she has risen 1000% in my eyes. Which brings her up to 1%, but still.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on January 8, 2009 09:55:00
Sweet skank o mine.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 09:57:06
Pink Floyd will now commit suicide
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 10:06:41
if she really listened to Pink Floyd, she wouldn't be wearing a t-shirt of their shittiest album
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 10:20:02
Lindsay has tremendous options. For one, she could date any of the publicity-whore "Hills" guys. She could probably get in the papers for fake dating Lance Armstrong, even though his gf is knocked up.Sources could claim she is now dating Brittany. They could claim she is now a Scientologist. The world is her oyster. She could probably get a new Herbie Love Bug movie out of it all. Who needs Manny-Sammy? Lindsay the future is so bright you need shades baby !
By Publicist on Crack, on January 8, 2009 10:24:55
WAL-MART T-SHIRT ALERT she thinks Pink Floyd is some gay guy she only listens to Samantha Fox and porno soundtracks she doesn't know anyting about MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSIC
By nononononononononono, on January 8, 2009 10:27:21
"if she really listened to Pink Floyd, she wouldn't be wearing a t-shirt of their shittiest album"
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 10:20:02
If you really listened to Pink Floyd you would realize that they never had a shitty album.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 10:47:36
I like the headless mannequin behind her in some of the pics, did her vagina swallow it when she was trying to hump its face?
By Samantha, on January 8, 2009 11:09:22
"If you really listened to Pink Floyd you would realize that they never had a shitty album."
If you really idolized Pink Floyd, you'd shut the fuck up and leave, pretentious music elitist.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 11:57:41
"If you really idolized Pink Floyd, you'd shut the fuck up and leave, pretentious music elitist."
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 11:57:41
It's obvious you have no taste in music so go back to listening to the Backstreet Boys on your Gaypod.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 12:18:25
I have to agree on the Floyd t-shirt.
Somewhere, Roger Waters is nauseous
Were they out of "The Wall" shirts at the store where she bought it?
she might as well be walking around with a Led Zeppelin CODA t-shirt.
silly girl....she should stick to hip-hop.
By JR, on January 8, 2009 13:24:03
Shouldn't she be wearing a Melissa Ethridge t-shirt or something?
By Morgan, on January 8, 2009 13:33:45
looks like she's been on a coke binge. this bitch needs to eat a whopper.
By gingerbitch, on January 8, 2009 14:39:59
Hey Lindsey,I hear Jennifer Anistan is single again.You both have fucked every guy in Holly weird ,maybe she is ready for forbidden love.
By mr bitterman, on January 8, 2009 15:46:07
"Hey Lindsey,I hear Jennifer Anistan is single again.You both have fucked every guy in Holly weird ,maybe she is ready for forbidden love."
By mr bitterman, on January 8, 2009 15:46:07
Lol. That would really make Angelina jealous if Jen was fucking Lindsay.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 15:58:41
TMZ videos prove that they are still together. I think they just say shit like this to get us to visit their website.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 17:36:39
That made no sense.
By Missy Thrope, on January 8, 2009 18:48:36
i guarantee she couldn't name even one Floyd song.also she pick(should i say a young pee on stylist) chose the "A Momentary Lapse Of Reason" shirt which has to be the worst concert tee of all Floyd shirts.Roger Waters wasn't even in the band on that album,i went to that concert up here in Toronto Canada and i didn't even even buy that lame shirt.
i just love how these hollywood tarts try and be hip but end up looking like morons.
By Poonster, on January 8, 2009 21:21:37
Single? Knowing she's back on the prowl, my penis just shriveled up in self-preservation
By jtg, on January 9, 2009 01:53:01
LINDSAY LOHAN IS SO HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT yummyyyyyy
By anonymous, on January 9, 2009 04:19:34
They will be back together soon, I bet!!
By Anthony !!, on January 12, 2009 08:48:08
It's Samantha's Pink Floyd shirt and necklace.
By anonymous, on January 12, 2009 19:44:37
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