15 Comments:

1. Break out the Valtrex maw'!

   By BarbadoSlim, on January 18, 2009 07:24:42

2. the Paparazzi are such Idiots....Oh yeah, I would love to see a picture of an anorexic-lookin' bitch that looks like a bird in extinction, with huge clown feet, oh yeah i'll pay for that.......fkn morons.....

   By anonymous, on January 18, 2009 07:58:33

3. I wouldn't bang that even if NASA equipped my penis with a technology protective enough to survive life on Mars. I'd fear that even with space aged equipment, the molten virus in her hot box would melt my penis off at the base.

   By anonymous, on January 18, 2009 08:10:16

4. Whore.

   By anonymous, on January 18, 2009 09:05:56

5. Looking at those pictures makes me want to drop kick this twat even more than I did before. Total. Waste. Of. Oxygen.

   By anonymous, on January 18, 2009 09:56:15

6. Paris is so desperate for attention, the whore do nothing but shop, dress up, and run in the street for paparazi attention, the irony is she thinks she is hot. hahahahaha
   what is with the boobs, since when this skeleton has boobs, I bet plastic surgery these days makes you look something like a mouse with a boob.
   SHE IS A PROFESSIONAL WHORE. THAT IS ALL.
   who really cares about this rat, only stupid paparazzi who thinks she worth the penny. LOL

   By anonymous, on January 18, 2009 14:35:33

7. Paris is one fucked up hot mess and always will be! I wouldn"t fuck her with Jeremy Piven"s dick!

   By bitemebitch, on January 18, 2009 18:43:58

8. what a stupid hump. why she's polluting that beautiful town with her presence is beyond me. she's definitely not an actress (according to the $183,000 gross on her "the hottie & the nottie" dumbass flick), so I don't even know why anyone at the film festival would allow her wonky mcvaltrex ass to be there...

   By anonymous, on January 18, 2009 20:36:44

9. I am just thankful the only kitty we see in this picture of her is on the top of her head.

   By anonymous, on January 19, 2009 03:29:45

10. This slut will go whereever there's a camera. The meanest thing you could ever do to her is ignore her.

    By anonymous, on January 19, 2009 03:34:08

11. lol. black cat.

    By Herman Bumfudle, on January 19, 2009 03:45:58

12. NO! I have that hat! Now I can never wear it again! Gross!

    By anonymous, on January 19, 2009 05:56:52

13. WTF, you're talking about her outfit and calling yourself "we", Dave?
    
    I get it now. You're as queer as a $3 bill and worship that stuck pig perez hilton.
    
    Good god this site needs help.
    
    

    By Ghlorh, on January 19, 2009 10:49:29

14. Thanks ooooh so much for linking Paris Hilton and taint in my consciousness. I'm now wondering how I could poke out my mind's eye.

    By Run-DMS, on January 19, 2009 11:20:34

15. And her visit coincided with a steep rise in herpes infections.

    By mike hunt, on January 20, 2009 15:29:41