Jesus fuckness!! I hate to say it, but she looks fucking fat! I'm not saying she is obese, but her wardrobe choices accentuate all the wrong areas. Her thighs and belly are put out in center stage with help from a horrible pleather mess. Black or not--she looks like a fat ass.
Short girls shouldn't wear skinny pants b/c it makes them look stumpy. Skinny jeans are supposed to give the illusion of curves to tall, bony chicks. & the shiny spandex isn't doing her any favors either. Get this twinkie-lover on "What Not To Wear."
Oh, honey. You have thighs now (but still no ass for some reason). You can't wear that. I have thighs. Lots of girls have thighs. But most of us don't wear rubber-like skintight leggings that would make our lovely thick legs look like 5 lbs of sausage in a 1 lb casing. Where are Clinton and Stacy? I see a celebrity "What Not to Wear."
Britney Spears can't sing, and she's selling out concerts across the country. Who ever said you had to be talented to be in the entertainment industry?
Pete said on H. Stern's show that Ashlee takes it in the ass? That's pretty funny. Great way to show respect for your wife, Pete. I mean, if she was a pornstar, it'd be OK, but I don't think Ashlee is trying to create that image.
#9 you don't have to be a dick, saying that about Jesus can get your ass smoked to the ground. She's only 5'3 and without 5" heels she'd even look heavier. But she probably happy for the first time.
I'm sure Papa Joe enjoyed the comment about Ashley being an anal pin cushion to that closet pillow pushing skid mark,Peter.What a appropriate name.Isn't Papa Joe a former minister?
Kelly Clarkson could outsing Jessica Simpson with one arm tied behind her back and my dick pinning her tonsils to the back of her throat. Now that's talent.
This dude looks like a Euro tech fag. He's quite the douchebag, but, then again, he's married to Asshole "I blame my not singing on live TV on acid reflux" simpson, quite possibly the stupidest, most untalented & undeserving woman on planet earth. So, he gets what he deserves, and everybody wins...
Honestly, Jessica needs to find some rich entrepreneurial-type guy in his late fifties/early sixties living in Mesa Arizona who wants a trophy wife to show off at his golf club trade shows. She has enough name recognition to do a creditable job publicity-wise and she's still enough of a fox to give old golfers a "six wood" if you know what I mean. Really, she would be loved and appreciated by such a fool and maybe find some real happiness for a change. Look into it, Jess.
Nick should send Jessica a Thank You letter, thanking her for divorcing him, probably the best thing that culd have happened for him, plus he got a chunk of money, not a chunk of her chunkiness!
She is pretty. A little heavier now for her height, so what. She is just not dressing right. She should pu on jeans and tee-shirt worn over the jeans, and heels. What is so hard about that. Umm ,Pete's cooments about his wifey liking through thebackdoor and her breastmilk was waaaay too muchinfo. No class.
Honestly, Jessica needs to find some rich entrepreneurial-type guy in his late fifties/early sixties living in Mesa Arizona who wants a trophy wife to show off at his golf club trade shows.
By stickynose, on January 31, 2009 01:30:50
I agree. But make the guy 80 or 90 and when he dies she will be rich and when she reaches 300 lbs she can die of a drug overdose.
Funny, the fat girls club sticking up for her, Kim KardASSian, and even her ex hubby, and this douche bag and his ass-slut of a wife. Question is, where is Homo in all of this? He should be on You Tube shouting "leave Jessica alone!" I think he's too busy with Witten's cock up his ass.
Honestly the weight gain doesn't bother me for her. She really doesn't physically look that bad. However whoever is doing wardrobe for her needs to be fired. This outfit may have been saved with a nice wide legged pant. Instead they put her in a tapered one which doesn't flatter most anyone
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Leave Your CommentOMG. Doesn't she have a STYLIST or at least a full length MIRROR?
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 06:16:59
Thunder thighs.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 06:18:10
More shocking than the weight gain, is the fact that Jessica's still performing.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 06:22:08
STILL FAT!
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 06:22:16
If that's a size 2, then I have a foot long in my pants.
By Fraser, on January 30, 2009 06:24:26
I agree with 3. She can't sing but she is always singing. WTF?
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 06:28:25
I think you made a mistake here. His name is DOUCHE Wentz.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 06:31:24
yeah...um, leggings only look good (and that word is an exaggeration as nobody REALLY looks good in leggings) on super skinny legs.
she needed a big size to fit over the thighs, but they're way too long and that adds to the fug look.
pic #9 really shows the thickness.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 06:42:27
Jesus fuckness!! I hate to say it, but she looks fucking fat! I'm not saying she is obese, but her wardrobe choices accentuate all the wrong areas. Her thighs and belly are put out in center stage with help from a horrible pleather mess. Black or not--she looks like a fat ass.
By FemBot, on January 30, 2009 06:46:23
Why is the hillbilly walrus barefoot?
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 06:47:39
Geppetto's workshop....I LOVE that. It's too cruel and too true.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 06:50:03
Short girls shouldn't wear skinny pants b/c it makes them look stumpy. Skinny jeans are supposed to give the illusion of curves to tall, bony chicks. & the shiny spandex isn't doing her any favors either. Get this twinkie-lover on "What Not To Wear."
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 06:54:47
Wentz wears Ashley's clothes, what the hell does he know?
By Little Bo Peep, on January 30, 2009 06:58:05
What he actually said was "Real beauty is taking another man inside."
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 07:26:03
Pete-
What's up with the "There's Something About Mary" hair?
kiss, kiss
Cel
By Cel, on January 30, 2009 07:36:28
who is dressing her? she is very pretty, but holy crap, pleather????
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 07:50:17
Oh, honey. You have thighs now (but still no ass for some reason). You can't wear that. I have thighs. Lots of girls have thighs. But most of us don't wear rubber-like skintight leggings that would make our lovely thick legs look like 5 lbs of sausage in a 1 lb casing.
Where are Clinton and Stacy? I see a celebrity "What Not to Wear."
By Karen , on January 30, 2009 07:58:54
Britney Spears can't sing, and she's selling out concerts across the country. Who ever said you had to be talented to be in the entertainment industry?
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 08:00:50
Funny, he never actually says Jessica isn't fat.
By Julie, on January 30, 2009 08:48:30
He hasn't got a dick big enough to even reach beyond all the fat folds even if he wanted to try to tap that.
Stay home and play with yourself little dicklet. If Jessie the blonde milkcow wants some loving, it not's coming from you.
By T-Bone Burnett, on January 30, 2009 09:00:24
...and Jessica Simpson doesn't think that Pete Wentz is gay.
By robert doosh, on January 30, 2009 09:00:48
shes pregnant obviously.
By juck, on January 30, 2009 09:26:04
Pete said on H. Stern's show that Ashlee takes it in the ass? That's pretty funny. Great way to show respect for your wife, Pete. I mean, if she was a pornstar, it'd be OK, but I don't think Ashlee is trying to create that image.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 09:38:21
Pete Wentz is a faggot. He dresses like a girl, wears eyeliner and nail polish. Oh, and he also enjoys ass-fucking his wife. He's gay.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 09:43:18
They named a theatre after the bass player for Led Zeppelin? How cool is that!
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 09:48:42
I hate being the fat sister!!
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 10:21:04
#9 you don't have to be a dick, saying that about Jesus can get your ass smoked to the ground. She's only 5'3 and without 5" heels she'd even look heavier. But she probably happy for the first time.
By lkl, on January 30, 2009 10:50:03
Never trust a man who wears more eyeliner than his wife.
By Morgan, on January 30, 2009 11:04:31
Don't worry #27. Jesus is a myth.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 12:11:23
Obviously Pete meant to say "Real beauty is on the inside of a woman's colon", right? Cuz that's where he found Ashlee's?
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 12:48:28
I don´t like this singer, but I think that talking about her curves is unavailing. Ok, she looks like normal girl in western part of world.
By evans, on January 30, 2009 13:05:25
#29 is going to hell.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 13:52:55
Pete Wentz is a cunt.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 14:20:22
wentz needs to choke to death on his sparkley scarf.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 15:10:55
I's still do her.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 16:56:43
Hey Y'all. Lighten up thar. Pete Wentz is the first woman to get another woman pregnant via anal sex. He's awesome, man!
By Pete's pubacist., on January 30, 2009 17:06:12
Is that Wentz boyfriend looking behind him? They have matching sweaters.
By silver_viper, on January 30, 2009 17:49:44
I would give to Ashley up the ass,and make that douche hold my hat.
By mike hunt, on January 30, 2009 18:16:58
OK, So no belts this time.
She really needs to wrap those rolls a little tighter.
By BukkNekkid , on January 30, 2009 18:20:13
That dick with ears wife is a walking plastic surgery promotion,and he,well I guess is a walking ad for Maybelline and tampons.
By jizzbomb, on January 30, 2009 18:24:24
I'm sure Papa Joe enjoyed the comment about Ashley being an anal pin cushion to that closet pillow pushing skid mark,Peter.What a appropriate name.Isn't Papa Joe a former minister?
By RAMROD, on January 30, 2009 18:29:29
Kelly Clarkson could outsing Jessica Simpson with one arm tied behind her back and my dick pinning her tonsils to the back of her throat. Now that's talent.
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 19:08:35
stupid fucking faggot
By zed is dead, on January 30, 2009 19:17:22
I think his upper lip looks a little *POW* fat.
By Anne Heydonic, on January 30, 2009 19:29:08
wait, thats a guy? what a little bitch
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 19:34:21
This dude looks like a Euro tech fag. He's quite the douchebag, but, then again, he's married to Asshole "I blame my not singing on live TV on acid reflux" simpson, quite possibly the stupidest, most untalented & undeserving woman on planet earth. So, he gets what he deserves, and everybody wins...
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 21:08:12
Honestly, Jessica needs to find some rich entrepreneurial-type guy in his late fifties/early sixties living in Mesa Arizona who wants a trophy wife to show off at his golf club trade shows. She has enough name recognition to do a creditable job publicity-wise and she's still enough of a fox to give old golfers a "six wood" if you know what I mean. Really, she would be loved and appreciated by such a fool and maybe find some real happiness for a change.
Look into it, Jess.
By stickynose, on January 31, 2009 01:30:50
Nick should send Jessica a Thank You letter, thanking her for divorcing him, probably the best thing that culd have happened for him, plus he got a chunk of money, not a chunk of her chunkiness!
By anonymous, on January 31, 2009 02:05:47
She is pretty. A little heavier now for her height, so what. She is just not dressing right. She should pu on jeans and tee-shirt worn over the jeans, and heels. What is so hard about that.
Umm ,Pete's cooments about his wifey liking through thebackdoor and her breastmilk was waaaay too muchinfo. No class.
By Gail Forcewinds, on January 31, 2009 02:51:43
Honestly, Jessica needs to find some rich entrepreneurial-type guy in his late fifties/early sixties living in Mesa Arizona who wants a trophy wife to show off at his golf club trade shows.
By stickynose, on January 31, 2009 01:30:50
I agree. But make the guy 80 or 90 and when he dies she will be rich and when she reaches 300 lbs she can die of a drug overdose.
By anonymous, on January 31, 2009 05:26:41
#27 fuck you and fuck jesus too
By anonymous, on January 31, 2009 06:35:42
Funny, the fat girls club sticking up for her, Kim KardASSian, and even her ex hubby, and this douche bag and his ass-slut of a wife. Question is, where is Homo in all of this? He should be on You Tube shouting "leave Jessica alone!" I think he's too busy with Witten's cock up his ass.
By anonymous, on January 31, 2009 11:03:56
I think the next person sticking up for jessica simpson will actually be homer simpson.
By anonymous, on February 2, 2009 11:12:15
Honestly the weight gain doesn't bother me for her. She really doesn't physically look that bad. However whoever is doing wardrobe for her needs to be fired. This outfit may have been saved with a nice wide legged pant. Instead they put her in a tapered one which doesn't flatter most anyone
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 12:07:21
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