OK, she gets work because she is a JEW. Check the trailers on every movie and TV show. My stage name is Jamie Silverstien just so I can stand in the back of a Zales 30 second Spot. .....dating 20 something models...classic...
Todd~ or who ever the hell you are that posted the nasty stuff about SJP.Its not funny when you cut down, belittle and say nasty things about people who are just good people,and have done nothing wrong.Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.If you dont know that buy now you are the idiot.If you dont have something nice to say dont say anything.The truth is uglyless only comes out of people who feel ugly in side.IE:your comments.Even the John Trovolta blog you just had to say something nasty about him...When hes experiancing the most difficult thing a person would haft to endure.You have no class at all...I hope for your sake you change your ways because every thing you put out there acts like a boomerange and will come back to you.Start loving yourself and look for the good in others.If your life sucks now you know why...Its never to late to change. Sincerely Laura
I partially agree with you Laura. Sarah was the glue holding that marriage together. Now she's free to sow her wild oats in any field she wishes. Let your mane down and run free, Sarah, no stall can hold ya now.
Hey Laura, if you don't like it then don't read it. It's as simple as that. This site is for humor (which you apparently have no sense of). She may be a beautiful person on the inside but truth be told on the outside she looks like a horse! lmao. Stop bitching and moaning about Todd (or Dave or whoever) being too mean and go find another site to get your daily celeb addiction. No one is forcing you to read this!
so let me know get this straight...you want to talk about acting, but you like Megan Fox?!? hot she is but an actress she is not! then we go to looks and SJP gets ostrasized for aging the way nature intended. by not injecting poison into your face, fat into your lips, and enough saline filled parts to fil a swimming pool? i just dont get it. BTW- #13 go back to your hole!
She has SKELETOR HANDS damn nasty hag ,what drugs does her husband take to be in bed with her and to have sex ,damn her twat must sag and the flies around it ,and when ever he was down there he could here a train coming so if they get a divorce he will be in rehab to get clean and find a REAL hot woman, who should he date ???
First I never considered her attractive in any real way, just well-dressed, sort of, in the " look-at-me" kind of way some early 40s chicks have in Manhattan when they have some degree of money and not great taste.
Second, anytime you have seen her with her husband the guy appeared incredibly hen-pecked and harried. Bet he is breathing easy now.
Third, it is a pretty clear that he was the actor in the family, she was lucky to get on the SIC gravy train. There are only so many movies out there for what are essentially sitcom stars, so she will be hard-pressed to keep herself in the news.
Prediction : I think she and Jen Anniston will be exchanging crappy boy friends over the next 2-3 years for publicity, and have a stint on "Dancing With The Stars".
Megan Fox is so overly botoxed and has already had multiple plastic surgery that there's no way in hell she could ever be considered a natural beauty. Her body sucks too. At least JSP has a great body.
26. Megan Fox is so overly botoxed and has already had multiple plastic surgery that there's no way in hell she could ever be considered a natural beauty. Her body sucks too. At least JSP has a great body.
By sushi, on January 7, 2009 09:22:20 ------------------------------------- Sushi is bviously a gayboy or a fat unemployed woman. Megan fox is HOT; she's young, she's beautiful and he's got a rocking body. Horse face parker is BOO-GLY, and she's old. Anyone who agrees with Sushi obviously either doesn't have a penis or hates women...
Hi,Im not kidding... Im just a gentle soul...I do have a sense of humor.I will tell you when you feel good about yourself~ IE:Because the type of person you are and or your actions. Its almost impossible to be nasty.If being mean makes some feel good~ I wish them luck cause thats the only thing thats gonna save them.
Hi, I have no life. Really, I'm serious. I'm way up here on my soapbox. I know everything. I'm a gentle soul with a 400lb. body. My sense of humor is sitting down and reading Ziggy. I will tell you about yourself because I am self righteous. I'm a closet loser as well.
Good for her. She is smart, sexy and rich and she can do much better than him.
She may not be "traditionally beautiful" - but I do think she possesses a unique beauty. You gotta have something going on in order to have been the lead star in such a great series as Sex in The City. .
#36, the only thing you have to have "going on" to be the "lead star" in a "great series" like "Sex in the City" is "good timing." She "convinced" some schmuck that she was "the face" of the "modern woman" at a time when "strong females" were scarce, and so we were subjected to her "unique beauty" for far longer than I enjoyed superimposing her "Square Pegs" outfits over her "frightening torso."
...and now my quotes button is broken. Thanks muchly.
Sushi is bviously a gayboy or a fat unemployed woman. Megan fox is HOT; she's young, she's beautiful and he's got a rocking body. Horse face parker is BOO-GLY, and she's old. Anyone who agrees with Sushi obviously either doesn't have a penis or hates women...
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Neither idiot. See my other posts about women with real tits and great bodies. I'd rather fuck SJP than Megan Fox who has ugly tits.
#3--go back to the Hallmark channel or whatever rock you crawled out from under. Your feminist drivel exposes your ignorance...it is Sex AND the City,not IN the city, but of course you know that because it is "such a great series."
Your eyeballs should be seared with red hot branding irons, for using the words "unique beauty" in a comment about SJP. Tool.
This is IDLYITW, not the self esteem workshop for chronic masturbators.
I don't know why I am bothering but I cannot stop myself. I think SJP is a very attractive woman. Not perfectly symmetrical or conventionally beautiful or any other lovely-but-potentially-boring descriptors, but unique and getting better with age. I love how a woman in her early 40s is OLD to some of you people! For the record, other women I find beautiful are Tilda Swinton, Cate Blanchett, Annie Lenox, Gwyneth Paltrow, Frances McDermott.... Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, true, but get over yourselves if any of you think you are the single arbiter of it.
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Leave Your CommentDamn she's ugly.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2009 04:11:58
whenever i see people like sjp or jlo who are famous without much talent i just think their brain game must be serious
By anonymous, on January 7, 2009 04:16:51
Poor Jessica. Somewhere out there is a nice stable with soft hay on the floor and a bucket of oats with your name on it.
By thebig28, on January 7, 2009 04:24:07
so was ferris cheating on her with dudes or chics or both?
By inquiring minds, on January 7, 2009 04:33:05
So the jist of it is, she's packing up her saddlebags and putting him out to pasture. Irony?
By humpinfrog, on January 7, 2009 04:40:31
It's sad the Jessica is getting a divhorse.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2009 04:42:09
I heard that Matthew and Sarah got into a fight and the neeeiigghhhbors had to call the police.
(ok, I'm done)
By Todd, on January 7, 2009 04:47:47
Why the long face Sarah? Maybe because Matthew thought she was a nag. She'll jockey for a new role, at Santa Anita.
Once divorced, she'll be on the bridal path again...
By Storm, on January 7, 2009 04:51:10
At first glance, I thought this: "Sarah Jessica Parker has begun house hunting in NYC." read "Sarah Jessica Parker has begun HORSE hunting in NYC."
Honest.
By Lohantastic, on January 7, 2009 04:55:51
heh heh heh....everything you guys just said. Saddle up!
By pee pee, on January 7, 2009 05:16:37
She'll be back in the saddle again soon.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2009 05:26:02
Time to put that horse out to pasture...
By anonymous, on January 7, 2009 05:30:02
OK, she gets work because she is a JEW. Check the trailers on every movie and TV show. My stage name is Jamie Silverstien just so I can stand in the back of a Zales 30 second Spot.
.....dating 20 something models...classic...
By markeeoo, on January 7, 2009 05:34:52
Ladies and gentlemen, give that girl a feedbag!
By anonymous, on January 7, 2009 06:00:31
Todd~ or who ever the hell you are that posted the nasty stuff about SJP.Its not funny when you cut down, belittle and say nasty things about people who are just good people,and have done nothing wrong.Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.If you dont know that buy now you are the idiot.If you dont have something nice to say dont say anything.The truth is uglyless only comes out of people who feel ugly in side.IE:your comments.Even the John Trovolta blog you just had to say something nasty about him...When hes experiancing the most difficult thing a person would haft to endure.You have no class at all...I hope for your sake you change your ways because every thing you put out there acts like a boomerange and will come back to you.Start loving yourself and look for the good in others.If your life sucks now you know why...Its never to late to change. Sincerely Laura
By Laura, on January 7, 2009 06:13:01
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
"If you dont have something nice to say dont say anything."
"The truth is uglyless only comes out of people who feel ugly in side."
"every thing you put out there acts like a boomerange and will come back to you."
"Start loving yourself and look for the good in others."
Hey Laura, maybe you should cut down on those fortune cookies!
By Bene, on January 7, 2009 06:43:15
I partially agree with you Laura. Sarah was the glue holding that marriage together. Now she's free to sow her wild oats in any field she wishes. Let your mane down and run free, Sarah, no stall can hold ya now.
By humpinfrog, on January 7, 2009 06:58:49
I'm sure she can find a lovely stable somewhere ... but probably not on Park Ave.
By jt, on January 7, 2009 07:24:46
They've tryed everything to make her look kinda hot, but when you're voted the most unsexy woman of the year that's bad, real bad.
By lkl, on January 7, 2009 07:29:14
Hey Laura, if you don't like it then don't read it. It's as simple as that. This site is for humor (which you apparently have no sense of). She may be a beautiful person on the inside but truth be told on the outside she looks like a horse! lmao. Stop bitching and moaning about Todd (or Dave or whoever) being too mean and go find another site to get your daily celeb addiction. No one is forcing you to read this!
By Little Bo Peep, on January 7, 2009 07:35:33
so let me know get this straight...you want to talk about acting, but you like Megan Fox?!? hot she is but an actress she is not! then we go to looks and SJP gets ostrasized for aging the way nature intended. by not injecting poison into your face, fat into your lips, and enough saline filled parts to fil a swimming pool? i just dont get it. BTW- #13 go back to your hole!
By pick a line, on January 7, 2009 07:41:35
She has SKELETOR HANDS damn nasty hag ,what drugs does her husband take to be in bed with her and to have sex ,damn her twat must sag and the flies around it ,and when ever he was down there he could here a train coming so if they get a divorce he will be in rehab to get clean and find a REAL hot woman, who should he date ???
By SJP damn woman you are ugly, on January 7, 2009 07:43:06
First I never considered her attractive in any real way, just well-dressed, sort of, in the
" look-at-me" kind of way some early 40s chicks have in Manhattan when they have some degree of money and not great taste.
Second, anytime you have seen her with her husband the guy appeared incredibly hen-pecked and harried. Bet he is breathing easy now.
Third, it is a pretty clear that he was the actor in the family, she was lucky to get on the SIC gravy train. There are only so many movies out there for what are essentially sitcom stars, so she will be hard-pressed to keep herself in the news.
Prediction : I think she and Jen Anniston will be exchanging crappy boy friends over the next 2-3 years for publicity, and have a stint on "Dancing With The Stars".
By BitterHumanBeing, on January 7, 2009 07:58:45
22 you might want to refrain from posting right after you have consumed a large quantity of cocaine.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2009 08:26:28
When Derby winner Big Brown retires to become a stud horse, even he would pass if that filly was out in his corral.
By jtg, on January 7, 2009 08:53:20
Megan Fox is so overly botoxed and has already had multiple plastic surgery that there's no way in hell she could ever be considered a natural beauty. Her body sucks too. At least JSP has a great body.
By sushi, on January 7, 2009 09:22:20
Okay, those first few posts were pretty damn funny. I spit out my diet coke after reading #6 and #7.
Laura - you have got to be kidding me!!
By anonymous, on January 7, 2009 09:34:56
Whenever I see pics of SJP, I immediately think of that mule at the beginning of Hee Haw...
By anonymous, on January 7, 2009 09:45:44
26. Megan Fox is so overly botoxed and has already had multiple plastic surgery that there's no way in hell she could ever be considered a natural beauty. Her body sucks too. At least JSP has a great body.
By sushi, on January 7, 2009 09:22:20
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Sushi is bviously a gayboy or a fat unemployed woman. Megan fox is HOT; she's young, she's beautiful and he's got a rocking body. Horse face parker is BOO-GLY, and she's old. Anyone who agrees with Sushi obviously either doesn't have a penis or hates women...
By anonymous, on January 7, 2009 09:48:01
^I'm pretty sure she is kidding you. Only dollar store "coping" cards talk like that for real.
By I wear polka dot trousers, on January 7, 2009 09:51:12
the only thing she should be starring in is a Nativity scene.
ROFLMAO! One of your BEST lines EVER!
By TrayC, on January 7, 2009 10:26:43
Hi,Im not kidding... Im just a gentle soul...I do have a sense of humor.I will tell you when you feel good about yourself~ IE:Because the type of person you are and or your actions. Its almost impossible to be nasty.If being mean makes some feel good~ I wish them luck cause thats the only thing thats gonna save them.
By Sincerely Laura, on January 7, 2009 11:22:12
Hi, I have no life. Really, I'm serious. I'm way up here on my soapbox. I know everything. I'm a gentle soul with a 400lb. body. My sense of humor is sitting down and reading Ziggy. I will tell you about yourself because I am self righteous. I'm a closet loser as well.
By Laura's anus, on January 7, 2009 12:00:57
No one wants to admit the truth. SIC was complete LIES. Women don't want hot sex, they want RELATIONSHIPS, especially with semi-losers.
There, I've said it. The truth will set you free!
By Morgan, on January 7, 2009 13:44:38
Dear Laura's anus,
You must think this is E-harmony.
It's not.
By jizz king, on January 7, 2009 13:45:34
Good for her. She is smart, sexy and rich and she can do much better than him.
She may not be "traditionally beautiful" - but I do think she possesses a unique beauty. You gotta have something going on in order to have been the lead star in such a great series as Sex in The City. .
By anonymous, on January 7, 2009 15:54:51
#36, the only thing you have to have "going on" to be the "lead star" in a "great series" like "Sex in the City" is "good timing." She "convinced" some schmuck that she was "the face" of the "modern woman" at a time when "strong females" were scarce, and so we were subjected to her "unique beauty" for far longer than I enjoyed superimposing her "Square Pegs" outfits over her "frightening torso."
...and now my quotes button is broken. Thanks muchly.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2009 16:43:48
36 she has a unique horse face and Sex in The City was not a great series.
By anonymous, on January 7, 2009 16:43:54
Sushi is bviously a gayboy or a fat unemployed woman. Megan fox is HOT; she's young, she's beautiful and he's got a rocking body. Horse face parker is BOO-GLY, and she's old. Anyone who agrees with Sushi obviously either doesn't have a penis or hates women...
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Neither idiot. See my other posts about women with real tits and great bodies. I'd rather fuck SJP than Megan Fox who has ugly tits.
By sushi, on January 7, 2009 17:32:45
#3--go back to the Hallmark channel or whatever rock you crawled out from under. Your feminist drivel exposes your ignorance...it is Sex AND the City,not IN the city, but of course you know that because it is "such a great series."
Your eyeballs should be seared with red hot branding irons, for using the words "unique beauty" in a comment about SJP. Tool.
This is IDLYITW, not the self esteem workshop for chronic masturbators.
By Storm, on January 7, 2009 18:46:40
She must be more frigid than Siberia in the sack. Sorry sweetie - he found another Mr. Ed to shove his carrot into.
By anonymous, on January 8, 2009 02:49:29
I'm sure a knight-in-shining-armor will come into her life...........and ride off into the sunset on her.
By The Hammer, on January 8, 2009 07:32:29
I don't know why I am bothering but I cannot stop myself. I think SJP is a very attractive woman. Not perfectly symmetrical or conventionally beautiful or any other lovely-but-potentially-boring descriptors, but unique and getting better with age. I love how a woman in her early 40s is OLD to some of you people! For the record, other women I find beautiful are Tilda Swinton, Cate Blanchett, Annie Lenox, Gwyneth Paltrow, Frances McDermott.... Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, true, but get over yourselves if any of you think you are the single arbiter of it.
By JustMe, on January 9, 2009 03:25:01
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