37 Comments:

1. What a disgusting ogre.I'd rather slam my balls between two bricks than fuck that plastic surgery nightmare.

   By anonymous, on January 23, 2009 11:00:06

2. C'mon, it's ( I mean she's) not so bad. I mean, if you had to choose between Shauna and Amy Winehouse...

   By anonymous, on January 23, 2009 11:01:52

3. they hid the lipo scars well at least.

   By anonymous, on January 23, 2009 11:02:24

4. Iam speechless to Told,,
   Glad to see you are back.

   By burntfinger, on January 23, 2009 11:24:25

5. this woman buys her bikinis at the Dollar Store

   By anonymous, on January 23, 2009 11:33:55

6. I almost lost my lunch; yuck. Whatever money this pathetic attention whore has spent on plastic surgery, she should sue to get back. She fucked up her face, she fucked up her body (those ridiculous frankenstein bolt-on titties are hilariously disgusting), etc. She at one time looked nice; now she just looks bizarrely pathetic...

   By anonymous, on January 23, 2009 11:39:34

7. I do not agree, I think Shauna is beautiful as a mermaid.
   And she is the hottest playmate ever.

   By Fredrik, on January 23, 2009 11:52:21

8. Fake boobs and no waist. Isn't that what you like Todd?

   By lu, on January 23, 2009 12:03:51

9. OMG! WHERE. ARE. HER. SHOES.?.?.?.

   By anonymous, on January 23, 2009 12:26:33

10. this is really funny, because she thinks she's so beautiful, she's posing, thinking she's still pretty, these photogs are feeding her delusions.

    By anonymous, on January 23, 2009 12:40:46

11. Moose nuckle... I'm just sayin.

    By anonymous, on January 23, 2009 13:01:53

12. look at that catcher's mitt between the legs!

    By Lee Cadaver, on January 23, 2009 13:15:59

13. Are you kidding. Her face is alittle puffy, big deal. Have you seen her naked? She always had big boobs and they are second to NONE. You put one beer in a queer and he would call her mommy for months. I would have buck teeth in 16 days. and those lips, two words....bowling ball, bamboo pole...the puffy eyes thing will go down man...

    By markeeoo, on January 23, 2009 13:55:42

14. Looks good with beer goggles on.

    By oh me, oh my, on January 23, 2009 14:24:22

15. Wow there's a whole LOT of lip in picture 4....

    By anonymous, on January 23, 2009 14:30:28

16. All I'm thinking about is how she's going to look in about 10 years, hell maybe next year. Joan Rivers, you got a clone.

    By lkl, on January 23, 2009 15:17:47

17. I do not agree, I think Shauna is beautiful as a mermaid.
    And she is the hottest playmate ever.
    
    By Fredrik, on January 23, 2009 11:52:21
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    Uh, dude, mermaids come from mistaken sightings of DUGONGs, which are otherwise known as SEA COWS. And, as for being the hottest playmate ever, that's totally debateable. I've seen much hotter playmates than her. She's had so many surgical proceedures at this point that, while her age may be 40, only certain parts of her are that old...

    By anonymous, on January 23, 2009 15:31:59

18. aaaa 4 words....lol

    By markeeoo, on January 23, 2009 15:52:35

19. She's ridiculous. I feel sad for her. I can't imagine my whole life revolving around how blonde my hair is and how big my boobs are and my lucite heels. Can't wait to see her at 50!

    By Anonymous, on January 23, 2009 16:00:25

20. I would like to thank the Valtrex pop-up ad that blocked her image.
    
    You are annoying as hell, but you saved my life man. I will not forget that

    By x24, on January 23, 2009 16:46:40

21. OMG She got new boobs! Much better.They look like mine! OOOH and that is a 150.00 Dollar suit she is wearing.Not dollar store at all...You Boys are so funny.This site is a little more R rated than im use to~It is mind blowing seeing what men say about women.I must admit I realized after visiting this site Im a totall prude.Ive never even heard men speek this way...It kinda turns me on a little bit sometimes...

    By Laura, on January 23, 2009 17:15:20

22. She looks to be tossing a salad in that one photo...
    
    

    By joejoe, on January 23, 2009 17:29:08

23. What a dumbass slut. Her kids will be fucked up for the rest of their lives, thanks to this lucite stripper shoe wearing attention whore...

    By anonymous, on January 23, 2009 18:12:58

24. She used to be so hot with an incredible body. I always thought her funbags were more natural looking than most implants. It's really a shame she couldn't let herself age gracefully and be the MILF. Too much plastic surgery and too damn skinny.

    By sushi, on January 23, 2009 18:18:26

25. I'd pay that this she-male looking bitch about $9 bucks in Vegas for a handjob and to give her a facial after a night of drinking. Maybe $8.50. Let me think about it.

    By anonymous, on January 23, 2009 19:38:30

26. Todddd thank god you're back. If i bought that Dave guy a megan fox mask, would you fuck him till he's funny please?

    By anonymous, on January 23, 2009 20:28:09

27. What a attention whoring twat...

    By anonymous, on January 23, 2009 20:57:21

28. She USED tobe really pretty and very FEMININE looking when she first came on thescene. She is very educated. Believe it or not. Look itup. The girl went to school in France at a young age. Common sense, umm, there is not too much of that. Instead of over overboard with plastic suregery in effort tolook better and younger,she looks older and like a man like most who go overboard with plastic surgery.

    By Storybook, on January 24, 2009 04:19:48

29. haha i like #2
    
    she is definitely a butterface, which is unfortunate, because her bod isn't too bad. pretend she never had surgery, don't look at her face, and she's pretty tolerable.
    
    she does have a very large vagina though!

    By stef, on January 24, 2009 05:22:33

30. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha #26 !!!!!
    
    that is the funniest shit i've read in a long, long time. thanks #26

    By anonymous, on January 24, 2009 05:23:43

31. I don't know which is worse - the horrible facial surgery or the white trash bikini - that is the fugliest swimsuit I have ever seen. Perhaps she made it herself.

    By anonymous, on January 24, 2009 05:24:13

32. at least her swimsuit is cute.

    By anonymous, on January 24, 2009 05:59:31

33. todd, please explain to me how marisa miller and alessandra ambrosio are hot and shauna isn't. ok, yeah, shauna is ugly to the point of deformity,and so are those giant fake tits, but how is her body any different than those other skinny little girls?

    By anonymous, on January 24, 2009 06:21:19

34. With all the botox and plastic surgery she has already had in her young years, this will be Megan Fox in 5 years. Only Megan Fox will be a chublet.

    By sushi, on January 24, 2009 06:54:00

35. All I can say is, this surgically deformed attention whore must give awesome blowjobs & fuck like it's going out of style, because that's about the only thing that would prevent me from running away from her, screaming...

    By anonymous, on January 24, 2009 07:15:49

36. #35 look at the guy she is with
    
    there are plenty of people out there with low standards!!

    By anonymous, on January 25, 2009 09:21:09

37. if you lit her on fire she would curl up and wither away like a plastic bag!

    By anonymous, on January 25, 2009 09:21:47