"visual dry heave" is a good one and you know, your replacement Dave finally got on the board with his comment about negative 4 points for that guy having a hidden mullet in that ice skating duo nipple slip photo...this chick, this Shauna Sands, she is so freakily scary and insecure that she will most likely kill herself soon..
I now now know where the Olsen twins got that lip expression.Her lips are retarded! OMG, and she also has her retarded shoes there too.Why is she famous? Where the hell are her kids?!!
The upside of banging this chick is that she is probably so full botox, implant fluid and whatever else her flesh mechanic has retrofitted her with that upon withdrawal you would probably have an impressive glistening penis that sparkles like something from the Detroit auto show. Taking one look at her, you can also imagine that she would be one dirty aim-to-please sexual freak in bed.
Hm, not a butterface. She's a but-it-all. No redeeming characteristics on this chick, from the hideous, Jeepers Creepers face to her ridiculous body with gigantic boobs -- that are not hers -- to the 11-year-old boy's pelvis with a crumbled pussy.
If she's a no-one, please refrain from posting pics of a random ugly plastic American skank.
Just plain nasty. These photos paired with those older photos you posted awhile back with her "roast beef sandwich" hanging out are nausea-inducing. Doesn't this woman realize that she's the biggest joke around?
Todd, You made me laugh so hard calling out the Sun that I think my boss believes I've completely lost it and will now proceed to call Tech Support to remove my web access. I want to have your babies.
Nice pose, but you just know that if the bikini comes off you'll see some cheesy discharge that's worked its way down to her butthole. The flinching guys know what I'm talking about.
This slutty attention whore will do anything for media coverage. I expect we'll soon see her sucking some dude off in public, just so she'll get in pictures...
I'm guessing most of these comments are from gay men or women. I'll represent the straight men and say "I'd hit it"!
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 06:55:10 ------------------------------------------ No, I'd say you represent the sexually frustrated computer nerd faction, complete with a pocket protector & bad acne. Any dude that would "hit" that will get a dose of nasty lifelong STD, and will require therapy for the rest of his life. Come to think of it, be my guest & "hit" it. You'll get what you deserve...
When is she going to take those DISGUSTING STRIPPER SHOES OFF. I actually feel bad for her that she can't just be normal and wear flip flops. AND STOP GETTING YOUR LIPS DONE.
So, when did becoming a Las Vegas stripper give you instant celebrity? And she must be very anxious to get back on the pole... Looking at her clear stripper heels, God knows shes ready to strip even at the beach!
When I was a child they told me Barbie dolls were bad because they represented something that no woman could achieve. Shauna Sand has proven these people to be common haters.
The irony of it is if you bloggers would quit posting pics of her then nobody would know who the fuck she is. You bloggers hate that Paris Hilton is famous, but you all were largely responsible(I'm talking 90%) in launching her into stardom.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is someone who needs to wear even bigger sunglasses. Try these-- they're Gucci sunglasses, but they'll make you look like a fly. But for you,looking like a fly would be a huge improvement.
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Leave Your CommentThats just GROSS!
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 00:39:25
"visual dry heave" is a good one and you know, your replacement Dave finally got on the board with his comment about negative 4 points for that guy having a hidden mullet in that ice skating duo nipple slip photo...this chick, this Shauna Sands, she is so freakily scary and insecure that she will most likely kill herself soon..
By Lee Cadaver, on January 26, 2009 00:56:40
He has painted his toenails? wtf??? I guess they really deserve each other
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 01:06:46
*projectile vomits*
By BarbadoSlim, on January 26, 2009 01:20:28
I now now know where the Olsen twins got that lip expression.Her lips are retarded! OMG, and she also has her retarded shoes there too.Why is she famous? Where the hell are her kids?!!
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 01:43:07
Is that a boy scout tattoo on her lower back? She's really nasty looking.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 03:00:50
The upside of banging this chick is that she is probably so full botox, implant fluid and whatever else her flesh mechanic has retrofitted her with that upon withdrawal you would probably have an impressive glistening penis that sparkles like something from the Detroit auto show. Taking one look at her, you can also imagine that she would be one dirty aim-to-please sexual freak in bed.
By Fist Full of Pesos, on January 26, 2009 04:17:05
with her face and boobs pressing into the bed I'd hit that booty.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 04:19:22
Hm, not a butterface. She's a but-it-all. No redeeming characteristics on this chick, from the hideous, Jeepers Creepers face to her ridiculous body with gigantic boobs -- that are not hers -- to the 11-year-old boy's pelvis with a crumbled pussy.
If she's a no-one, please refrain from posting pics of a random ugly plastic American skank.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 05:03:57
This man paints his toes...Or that is a women with Very hairy Legs...Boys stay away from the nail salons please.That is so fem.
By ann, on January 26, 2009 05:20:49
Just plain nasty. These photos paired with those older photos you posted awhile back with her "roast beef sandwich" hanging out are nausea-inducing. Doesn't this woman realize that she's the biggest joke around?
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 05:46:57
Todd,
You made me laugh so hard calling out the Sun that I think my boss believes I've completely lost it and will now proceed to call Tech Support to remove my web access. I want to have your babies.
By cinco, on January 26, 2009 05:56:54
Nice pose, but you just know that if the bikini comes off you'll see some cheesy discharge that's worked its way down to her butthole. The flinching guys know what I'm talking about.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 06:20:27
Gross!
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 06:23:34
This slutty attention whore will do anything for media coverage. I expect we'll soon see her sucking some dude off in public, just so she'll get in pictures...
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 06:43:18
Hey, ya'll, Brit Brit here. Just wanted to update y'all on the size of my vagina. It's about 4 feet wide, with razor sharp teeth.
By Pantysoup, on January 26, 2009 06:44:15
I'm guessing most of these comments are from gay men or women. I'll represent the straight men and say "I'd hit it"!
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 06:55:10
I'm guessing most of these comments are from gay men or women. I'll represent the straight men and say "I'd hit it"!
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 06:55:10
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No, I'd say you represent the sexually frustrated computer nerd faction, complete with a pocket protector & bad acne. Any dude that would "hit" that will get a dose of nasty lifelong STD, and will require therapy for the rest of his life. Come to think of it, be my guest & "hit" it. You'll get what you deserve...
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 07:15:44
Miami has lost any claim to hotness as it is officially the fattest city in the U.S. Shauna isn't making much of an impact one way or another.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 07:17:48
i would definetly hit that...but not if i had to walk around in public with her.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 07:39:07
That whitehead on her left ass cheek is especially appetizing.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 08:27:16
She looks like a plastic turducken: duck lips, chicken breasts, and an overcooked turkey body. She's gross. Put her in the trash.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 08:33:24
I thought this page was for Celebrity gossip. Who the hell is this lady and why should we care?
By Little Bo Peep, on January 26, 2009 09:05:12
It's ok if she has a great sense of humor and somebody is rushing around trying to find a match to light.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 09:20:54
Ditto #20
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 09:38:41
#23 that is no lady.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 10:02:18
I thought this is what all you guys dream of?
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 10:40:26
When is she going to take those DISGUSTING STRIPPER SHOES OFF. I actually feel bad for her that she can't just be normal and wear flip flops. AND STOP GETTING YOUR LIPS DONE.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 10:49:26
She's an ugly type of crazy, not a fun type. Sex with her would not be all it's cracked up to be.
By har har har, on January 26, 2009 10:56:04
I'd do her doggy style. That way, I don't have to look at her face...
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 11:12:52
She's a buttherface.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 12:14:41
So, when did becoming a Las Vegas stripper give you instant celebrity? And she must be very anxious to get back on the pole... Looking at her clear stripper heels, God knows shes ready to strip even at the beach!
By SpearmintRhinoWhore, on January 26, 2009 13:09:46
She's a like an 8 bagger, minimum.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 13:44:50
No, I think BUTTFACE is better.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 14:06:08
Lorenzo Lamas must of had some lost years...
By Morgan, on January 26, 2009 14:14:00
only a homo can look at an ass like that and say gross.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 14:45:14
When I was a child they told me Barbie dolls were bad because they represented something that no woman could achieve. Shauna Sand has proven these people to be common haters.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 15:39:23
What a disgusting troll.
By mike hunt, on January 26, 2009 15:56:57
Hard to believe shes not dating a rapper,or ball player.They love shit like that.They can fumble through reading the McDonald's menu together.
By wakeupcall, on January 26, 2009 16:13:31
dayamm..she popped kids out of that cooch...
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 16:27:06
I'd hit that hard... with a Louisville Slugger if it came out of the sea at night and I didn't know it was human. She needs to stop already.
By Jesus, on January 26, 2009 16:43:30
The irony of it is if you bloggers would quit posting pics of her then nobody would know who the fuck she is. You bloggers hate that Paris Hilton is famous, but you all were largely responsible(I'm talking 90%) in launching her into stardom.
By Slick, on January 26, 2009 16:44:54
She wears stripper shoes to the beach. Freaking strippers don't wear stripper shoes to the beach!
Oh, notice how her douchie BF looks like a young Lorenzo Lamas?
By Andy, on January 26, 2009 18:26:44
@17: If you would actually hit that, you're either a virgin or have to set the bar incredibly low because you're ugly.
By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 19:20:35
I'd hit that and fucking brag about it. I don't give a fuck
By KULLPRIT, on January 27, 2009 01:46:16
I never thought I'd say this, but there is someone who needs to wear even bigger sunglasses. Try these-- they're Gucci sunglasses, but they'll make you look like a fly. But for you,looking like a fly would be a huge improvement.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 06:47:34
Honestly, does she have any other shoes?
By Katie, on January 28, 2009 13:11:11
I've seen that ass before,it costs me a lot of quarters in a cold,sticky booth.
By Mr.bojangles, on January 28, 2009 17:04:37
You guys are all crazy. I'd hit it in a minute. She has a hot body.
By BruthaF, on January 30, 2009 04:48:01
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