15 Comments:

1. last i heard, driving whilst being drunk makes you at fault in an accident, no matter what.

   By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 04:14:12

2. Her tits look bigger.

   By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 05:22:56

3. This is one of the greatest posts of all time. In my world actors are people who are too lazy to get a real job so the take it in the ass or give up any self respect by crawling up anyones ass so they can to be on TV or a movie because they just have to be seen, being better the the rest of course. They are more special than anyone else in the world, more than the POPE and more than The guy who just landed the plane in the Hudson. We must watch and listen to actors, about politics and religion. They are so smart! Of course being born the son or daughter of a past actor makes you better at it than anyone else who may have gone and studied acting for 4 or a billion years. A school that teaches you how to pretend. The laws are changed for that reason because we are lucky they even preformed for us bastards!!
   

   By markeeoo, on January 21, 2009 05:35:03

4. Those should be MY hands.

   By Obama, on January 21, 2009 06:06:11

5. So Shia is going to save the world again only this time he will do it with his left hand bandaged?

   By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 06:10:21

6. It must be nice to be Megan Fox and be able to reach up and squeeze Megan Fox's tits anytime you want.

   By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 06:12:26

7. #6 LOL!!!!

   By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 06:52:13

8. this girl has nothing on angelina jolie shes simple compared to angelina.

   By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 07:00:20

9. "Limoncellos"
   
   Ha ha ha ha ha.

   By Gretkop, on January 21, 2009 07:01:33

10. I think I have a rough idea of what he said when asked to submit to the drunky drunk-drunk tests: "No, no...no no no no no. No. No no. No, no, no. Nonononononononononononononononono."

    By turgiddahlia, on January 21, 2009 10:15:55

11. # 2 - boy, u just made my day :) cant stop laughing!!! great comment, if u meant to be sarcastic, of course !

    By rumawalker, on January 21, 2009 12:28:08

12. At least "markeeoo" didn't blame the Jews for Shia LaBeouf being in Hollywood. That's progress, people!

    By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 14:38:29

13. WELCOME BACK TODD

    By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 17:59:30

14. I still can't figure out how this dweeb got famous and gets to do movies with Megan Fox.

    By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 19:52:31

15. Shia. What kind of retarded name is that? It's one mistyped letter from being Shit.

    By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 19:54:24