Bourne also volunteered, like Wolverine, but without the claws or spectacular looks. He's kind of right about Bond, though, although even Bond is no longer an imperialist pig, everyone knows only the governments are the bad guys nowadways.
Wow... maybe someone forgot to tell him that its a "MOVIE", its not real, never will be, Bond is just a character in a book. Who the hell does he think he is anyway, Ghandi? I don't recall seeing Matt Damon at Habitat for Humanity, but I do recall Jason Bourne having his way with Julia Styles. Hypocrite.
Matt you are a fucking asshole JAMES BOND is not real you shithead just like Jason Bourne is not real ,what the hell are you smoking you douche bag just shut the fuck up and shove that OSCAR up your ass damn idiot
Does anyone really believe that this happened? It's US Magazine, for fuck's sake! This is the guy who did the "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" video and completely lampooned his own Hollywood meat-throb image. The words "imperialist, misogynist sociopath" never came out of his mouth and I'll bet my life savings on it.
Jason Bourne is a bad-ass killing machine. Matt Damon is an emasculated granola-munching liberal douchebag. That these two statements are demonstrably true makes Matt Damon a great actor, but it also makes him an emasculated granola-munching liberal douchebag who should never open his mouth unless he's delivering Jason Bourne lines or swallowing Ben Affleck's cock.
#5 nobody want your circus peanuts and pocket lint... anything Matt says is fine with me as long as Jason Bourne keeps kicking ass– imperial or otherwise.
#15 - Lack of education? He graduated from Harvard. That being said, it's a shame he thought people might give a shit about his pretentious opinion on Bond. And yeah, I'm willing to bet that drivel like "imperialist, misogynist sociopath" did indeed come out of his mouth, being the pompous fuck that he is.
Last time I checked didn't this d-bag drop out of Harvard? Just double checking and also why does he insist on having this stupid ass debate on Bond vs. Bourne. Last great movie he made? Rounders and that's only because everyone else in that movie carried him.
#19, I think Damon dropped out a few credit shy of graduating.
...and this is more of what Damon actually said (if it's possible to capture what any celebrity "actually" said):
"The Bond character will always be anchored in the 1960s and in the values of the 1960s. It's so anachronistic when you put it in the world we live in today that Mike Myers made a fortune with his own spy franchise [Austin Powers] - it makes for great comedy. Bond is an imperialist and a misogynist who kills people and laughs about it, and drinks martinis and cracks jokes. Bourne is a serial monogamist whose girlfriend is dead and he does nothing but think about her. He doesn't have the support of gadgets, and he feels guilty for what he's done."
Yeehaw! #12 and #17 are right on, this yankee pinko commie is just spewing liberal talkin' points! "Women have rights...minorities have rights..." BLAH BLAH BLAH, thats all socialist malarkey as far as this cowboy is concerned! So what if he went to Harvard, everyone knows that the University of North Texas is the superior school because it ignores worthless subjects like "science" and "black history". I tell you what Matt, why don't you saddle up and head down to my ranch in Horsecooch Arkansas, and I'll ride you like the liberal sow you are!
Damon is sorta right, but someone needs to beat it into his thick head that just because you get to stand in front of empty propaganda posters, it does not mean your opinions on anything actually matter.
19, nope he didn't graduate. And I wonder if he dropped out because of shit grades, personally.
And personally, I think Sean Connery Bond (or the one in the novels) could kick Bourne's overhyped ass.
Another Hollywood douchebag who thinks that the overpaid fiction they create actually means they have anything really important to say in the real world.
Who cares what he thinks. I felt like the only person in the world who felt the Bourne series is overrated. I saw Bourne 1 and 3 and found them entirely boring and forgettable... not to mention the god-awful jerky "filmed by Michael J. Fox" camera work. I saw the Bourne movies and the last Bond movie both sucked equally, so who gives a crap about either one?
#39, my apologies for having an opinion, and not having it be the same one as the rest of idiot America as they run out to see crapfests like Epic Movie and Meet The Spartans. I am not a fan of the Boring Identity. Is that so awful? Geez.
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Leave Your CommentBourne also volunteered, like Wolverine, but without the claws or spectacular looks. He's kind of right about Bond, though, although even Bond is no longer an imperialist pig, everyone knows only the governments are the bad guys nowadways.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 05:40:21
I love both. I hate Matt saying that because it ruins my Bourne
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 06:03:04
Wow... maybe someone forgot to tell him that its a "MOVIE", its not real, never will be, Bond is just a character in a book. Who the hell does he think he is anyway, Ghandi? I don't recall seeing Matt Damon at Habitat for Humanity, but I do recall Jason Bourne having his way with Julia Styles. Hypocrite.
By Brian , on January 27, 2009 06:10:30
Matt you are a fucking asshole JAMES BOND is not real you shithead just like Jason Bourne is not real ,what the hell are you smoking you douche bag just shut the fuck up and shove that OSCAR up your ass damn idiot
By Matt STFU, on January 27, 2009 06:10:36
Does anyone really believe that this happened? It's US Magazine, for fuck's sake! This is the guy who did the "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" video and completely lampooned his own Hollywood meat-throb image. The words "imperialist, misogynist sociopath" never came out of his mouth and I'll bet my life savings on it.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 06:20:58
Whatever Matt, I'll bang both of you anyday.
By Toe, on January 27, 2009 06:42:53
He's starting to look like William Shatner.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 06:49:39
Bourne is now dead to me. Way to go f-head. I'm sure your producers are happy.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 06:52:50
Is that his bitch in the tennis shoes?
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 06:55:55
What a self-important fuckpig.
By sushi, on January 27, 2009 07:07:02
I can just imagine Daniel Craig laughing his head off at this. Really Matt, me thinks the lady dost protest too much.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 07:28:00
Jason Bourne is a bad-ass killing machine. Matt Damon is an emasculated granola-munching liberal douchebag. That these two statements are demonstrably true makes Matt Damon a great actor, but it also makes him an emasculated granola-munching liberal douchebag who should never open his mouth unless he's delivering Jason Bourne lines or swallowing Ben Affleck's cock.
By Chris, on January 27, 2009 07:44:45
#5 nobody want your circus peanuts and pocket lint... anything Matt says is fine with me as long as Jason Bourne keeps kicking ass– imperial or otherwise.
By DickNasty...taste my jam, on January 27, 2009 07:44:51
I hate him and all of his self-important, pretentious Oceans 11 friends. Matt, Brad, and George - they all suck.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 08:02:25
Bond does what he does to save the world and defend his homeland. When did this ever become evil?
As for Bourne, he just fights for himself; another inner directed jerk. What a hero!
Why actors feel the need to put their enormous lack of education and inferior intellects on display is beyond me.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 08:21:36
bourne movies > matt damon.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 08:40:48
HE SUPPORTS THE NEW SOCIALIST HITLER OBAMA AND HAS THE NERVE TO INSULT JAMES BOND.
By ANTI-OBAMA, on January 27, 2009 08:47:42
Maaaatt Daaamon
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 09:03:58
#15 - Lack of education? He graduated from Harvard.
That being said, it's a shame he thought people might give a shit about his pretentious opinion on Bond. And yeah, I'm willing to bet that drivel like "imperialist, misogynist sociopath" did indeed come out of his mouth, being the pompous fuck that he is.
By Shoelace, on January 27, 2009 09:13:30
Last time I checked didn't this d-bag drop out of Harvard? Just double checking and also why does he insist on having this stupid ass debate on Bond vs. Bourne. Last great movie he made? Rounders and that's only because everyone else in that movie carried him.
By MCM, on January 27, 2009 10:33:21
#19, I think Damon dropped out a few credit shy of graduating.
...and this is more of what Damon actually said (if it's possible to capture what any celebrity "actually" said):
"The Bond character will always be anchored in the 1960s and in the values of the 1960s. It's so anachronistic when you put it in the world we live in today that Mike Myers made a fortune with his own spy franchise [Austin Powers] - it makes for great comedy. Bond is an imperialist and a misogynist who kills people and laughs about it, and drinks martinis and cracks jokes. Bourne is a serial monogamist whose girlfriend is dead and he does nothing but think about her. He doesn't have the support of gadgets, and he feels guilty for what he's done."
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 11:06:26
Guess Matt did too many of his own stunts. Hitting your head a lot of times will do that to you.
By Waiting For My Obama Handout, on January 27, 2009 11:10:51
#5 - sorry, but Damon is known for these kind of remarks. Much like his Ocean's 11 personalities bretheren.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 11:36:46
Yeehaw! #12 and #17 are right on, this yankee pinko commie is just spewing liberal talkin' points! "Women have rights...minorities have rights..." BLAH BLAH BLAH, thats all socialist malarkey as far as this cowboy is concerned! So what if he went to Harvard, everyone knows that the University of North Texas is the superior school because it ignores worthless subjects like "science" and "black history". I tell you what Matt, why don't you saddle up and head down to my ranch in Horsecooch Arkansas, and I'll ride you like the liberal sow you are!
YEE-HAW! Palin in 2012!!!
By Kleetus McRedstate, on January 27, 2009 11:37:48
Damon is sorta right, but someone needs to beat it into his thick head that just because you get to stand in front of empty propaganda posters, it does not mean your opinions on anything actually matter.
19, nope he didn't graduate. And I wonder if he dropped out because of shit grades, personally.
And personally, I think Sean Connery Bond (or the one in the novels) could kick Bourne's overhyped ass.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 11:43:43
Another Hollywood douchebag who thinks that the overpaid fiction they create actually means they have anything really important to say in the real world.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 12:26:57
He's been president less than a month and I'm already sick of looking at our lying Islam president's Muslim name.
By Muhammad Hussein Imam Mohammad, on January 27, 2009 13:49:20
God bless Todd, ShamWow! and America. (In that order)
By Santos, on January 27, 2009 13:59:27
lawlz. You gotta be shitting me. I keep hearing he went to Harvard, and all this time he was just a drop out. ;( Self-righteous mofo.
By Shoelace, on January 27, 2009 14:17:48
It sucks. I used to like the guy until he started opening his mouth in real life. Damn!
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 14:20:49
#24, I don't believe that's your real name.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 15:00:20
I hope Matt starts sharing heroin needles with Amy Winehouse.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 15:36:50
I bet #27 is also Kleetus McRedstate.
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 15:50:25
Damon has turned into a pretentous asshole,FUCK HIM.I enjoyed the Bourne series,but I will be fucked if I watch anymore,PRICK..
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 16:56:06
Who cares what he thinks. I felt like the only person in the world who felt the Bourne series is overrated. I saw Bourne 1 and 3 and found them entirely boring and forgettable... not to mention the god-awful jerky "filmed by Michael J. Fox" camera work. I saw the Bourne movies and the last Bond movie both sucked equally, so who gives a crap about either one?
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 18:38:18
Matt Damon is a midget douche bag. He wouldn't have survived 1 week in the Corps - limp wristed ball sucking play acting weenie!
By anonymous, on January 27, 2009 19:35:00
i've missed you, todd. and #31, you are funny.
By Todd's babymomma, on January 27, 2009 19:58:52
This seems pretty ridiculous. I highly doubt MATTTTT DAMONNNNN said any of this shit. Bourne is way more savage than Bond will ever be.
By Herbsauce, on January 27, 2009 23:15:21
#35, you sound like a lot of fun to hang out with.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 03:02:01
Matt is just upset because he is married and can't hit the trim he used to get anymore.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 10:49:19
#39, my apologies for having an opinion, and not having it be the same one as the rest of idiot America as they run out to see crapfests like Epic Movie and Meet The Spartans. I am not a fan of the Boring Identity. Is that so awful? Geez.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 14:04:36
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