22 Comments:

1. Nice Arrested Development line!

   By LISA, on January 24, 2009 07:16:24

2. Be vewy vewy qwiet.

   By Elmer, on January 24, 2009 07:26:12

3. Have Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam shot (in/on) her yet? If not they're probably the only guys in LA who haven't.

   By Lohantastic, on January 24, 2009 07:30:43

4. Her shirt is wrinkled and dirty towards the bottom.
   
   No doubt she just fucked the 38 year bachelor running that particular Sears Portrait Studio.

   By joejoe, on January 24, 2009 07:44:10

5. So many good people have died this last year. And still this herpes infected piece of shit still lives. The universe definitely SUCKS...

   By anonymous, on January 24, 2009 08:09:06

6. Wonky eye. Empty-headed expression. No worthy aspirations. Sub 100 I.Q. Intolerable "personality." Herpes infected.
   
   Oh yeah. Paris is a winner.

   By destroy paris, on January 24, 2009 09:01:56

7. This is what happens to you when you have sex like a rabbit ( with anyone, anywhere, anytime ).

   By anonymous, on January 24, 2009 10:13:47

8. "she would have died soon after her sex-tape was released. " if only.

   By anonymous, on January 24, 2009 10:45:10

9. Could she get any uglier, lol

   By ANTI-OBAMA, on January 24, 2009 10:59:12

10. I just can't get past that beak of hers.

    By Wench., on January 24, 2009 12:09:25

11. 'I just can't get past that beak of hers.'
    
    Well, atleast not without safety glasses and limber head movements....

    By joejoe, on January 24, 2009 12:43:53

12. Ralphie wears a pink rabbit costume in "Christmas Story" and it's cute as hell.
    Paris wears a pink rabbit costume and it just highlights what a brain-dead waste of oxygen she is.
    Go figure.
    

    By Rick, on January 24, 2009 13:12:21

13. Paris hilton doesn't know why you're in a silly man suit

    By anonymous, on January 24, 2009 13:55:28

14. OMG I Need one of those hats! Where can I get one?

    By anonymous, on January 24, 2009 14:54:40

15. She could be hornier than a Porto Rican hooker and I wouldn't stick my Johnson in that virus box if she paid me for dirty talk and the hot semen injection. She's so disgusting in my opinion that she's not good enough to receive a "dirty Sanchez" from that dork who acted in Saved by the Bell.

    By anonymous, on January 24, 2009 19:26:07

16. "OMG I Need one of those hats! Where can I get one?"
    
    By anonymous, on January 24, 2009 14:54:40
    
    You can get the whole outfit at Retards R Us.

    By anonymous, on January 24, 2009 21:52:16

17. It makes just about as much sense as everything else she does.
    
    Wow, Dave, that was just scintillating. Got anymore of these gems?

    By sopford, on January 25, 2009 00:24:28

18. Silly rabbit, dicks are chicks and not for a STD bank like hilton, besides who would do her anyway ? unless they were paid.

    By anonymous, on January 25, 2009 03:44:04

19. haha thanks #13 i liked that DD reference (:

    By stef, on January 25, 2009 09:10:10

20. #17 you're a douchbag

    By anonymous, on January 25, 2009 09:10:50

21. if me ans paris hilton were together we would fuck like rabbits.yes..

    By anonymous, on January 26, 2009 01:19:49

22. Is it just me or she has some nasty veiny HANDS... yuck,wouldnt want those hands around my cock!

    By KimchiGUN, on January 28, 2009 07:19:20