What is it with these delusional actors/actresses who want to be singers? Jesus, just stick with what got you there. Just because you're a working actor/actress who's had some notoriety does NOT mean you can suddenly become a singer; you need talent for that & most don't have it. Just act & then STFU...
Stoopid. She is a pig nose, fat checkbones, skank. I'm not a fat chick, I'm not gay, I'm not blind, she is just soooo over rated for her looks. There are many other natural beauties that blow her out of the water. Look at pic #1 that is her close up with this post. How the hell is that attractive?? Pasty white, plain, nothing to jump up and down about person.
Her best tribute to movies was doing a voice over for Sponge Bob Square Pants The Movie. Should have won an oscar.
I can't believe I'm saying it, but if I heard her voice on the radio not knowing it was her, I'd think she had a pretty decent voice. But she's not a good SINGER because she's completely devoid of emotion.
She does okay for the most part until she has to hit high or low notes. Then it gets painful. But honestly, it isn't the worst ever...I doubt any of us could do better.
@#6- Yeah she is tremendously pasty. She had the whitest ass I have ever seen on that cover of Vanity Fair. On the flip side at least she is not totally orange from over tanning. Any time I go to a Mall it is like the parade of the "Orange Girls". You know?
I'm so pissed. First she thinks she can sing Tom Waits, and now Jeff Buckley? These are two of my musical idols. But that doesn't mean I think I can sing their songs. Jesus christ. More depressing is that they (or their estate, in Jeff's case) gave her the fucking rights to do it. pigshit.
#27 - yeah, you're right. who cares if a singer can sing. or if a dancer can dance. Or if an actor can act. it's not the point. thanks for clearing that up.
I'm going to puke. This is one of the greatest songs ever written, performed by one of the greatest rock singers ever. It should be illegal for this idiot to try to cover this song.
Remember when actresses sang and danced as well as acting. She's talented. She's making CD's...those people are buying these CD's, maybe she's better than you think? Or maybe you're just jealous...or maybe you waster your time writing hateful comments about people you'll never meet? Hmmm...
I'm sure if somebody bothered to tell Ms Johansson that while we're very grateful to her for making the effort to entertain us, actually we'd prefer it if she would just take off her clothes instead, she'd no doubt be happy to oblige.
Pale?? You guys (I'm assuming "guys") are really discussing the fact that this amazing chick is too white or too black or blue or plaid or I don't know what??
Scre it, Ido gor for her even if she were transparent and I could see the muscles, organs and veins. And long as she didn't sing a note, we'd have a great night...
awful. she is absolutely an overrated actress and it's clear that her narcissism got the best of her. Maybe she should try covering Tommy Tutone's 867 Jenny, but not Jeff Buckley. Next thing we know she'll have a cover of "Thunder Road" and "Stairway to Heaven". Bitch.
I'm actually pretty shocked. I don't really get all the hype around her but this is better than I expected. Buckley was amazing and it's tough to do his songs but this version is just different enough to be interesting. And she can definitely sing....at least as much as you can tell from all the production.
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Leave Your CommentThis sounds like Jessie Baylin, not Scarlett Johansson.Is this for real?
By Jill, on January 28, 2009 17:55:08
Weird. She's trying to be Zooey Deschanel.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 18:13:55
This sounds like whats-her-face and the crappy singing at the end of Spiderman 3. Or like a small animal caught and trapped in a machine.
By I love this site, on January 28, 2009 19:08:26
What is it with these delusional actors/actresses who want to be singers? Jesus, just stick with what got you there. Just because you're a working actor/actress who's had some notoriety does NOT mean you can suddenly become a singer; you need talent for that & most don't have it. Just act & then STFU...
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 19:15:45
nice job of singing that like a xanaxed out Amy Winehouse and robbing the song of the intense passion and desperation the lyrics demand
can you please shut up and start starring in some soft core Cinemax stuff asap
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 19:17:20
Stoopid. She is a pig nose, fat checkbones, skank. I'm not a fat chick, I'm not gay, I'm not blind, she is just soooo over rated for her looks. There are many other natural beauties that blow her out of the water. Look at pic #1 that is her close up with this post. How the hell is that attractive?? Pasty white, plain, nothing to jump up and down about person.
Her best tribute to movies was doing a voice over for Sponge Bob Square Pants The Movie. Should have won an oscar.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 19:18:24
I like her voice?!
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 19:37:21
"a xanaxed out Amy Winehouse"
BINGO! She sucks.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 19:43:50
I also like her voice...kinda like Amy Winehouse, only not drunk.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 20:32:43
I'm sure she sounds great in the shower. The only problem is that the only thing we care about is seeing her flash her hot box in the shower.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 21:05:55
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
shes an awful actress AND singer
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 21:16:53
I can't believe I'm saying it, but if I heard her voice on the radio not knowing it was her, I'd think she had a pretty decent voice. But she's not a good SINGER because she's completely devoid of emotion.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 22:53:27
don't be dissing Waits now...
By Lee Cadaver, on January 28, 2009 23:55:14
Jeff Buckley was an amzing talent. NO ONE could do his songs any justice but him. Please don't try.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2009 02:29:37
Actually I think she kinda sounds like Alicia Keys.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2009 02:43:08
She does okay for the most part until she has to hit high or low notes. Then it gets painful. But honestly, it isn't the worst ever...I doubt any of us could do better.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2009 03:30:29
she is f'ing awful. Stick to acting and showing off that huge rack.
By Pk, on January 29, 2009 03:36:38
Jeff Buckley is from a long bygone age
whenst Talent > Tits
By anonymous, on January 29, 2009 04:05:27
She should mate with Juaquin Pheonix. Their offspring will sing like Povaratti.
By Fis Full of Pesos, on January 29, 2009 04:17:45
I've heard worse. I wouldn't pay to see her sing, though, unless she was doing it naked.
By JAC, on January 29, 2009 04:29:01
For the record, talent is never, ever > tits.
By The Ghost of Ricardo Montalban, on January 29, 2009 05:05:36
@#6- Yeah she is tremendously pasty. She had the whitest ass I have ever seen on that cover of Vanity Fair.
On the flip side at least she is not totally orange from over tanning. Any time I go to a Mall it is like the parade of the "Orange Girls". You know?
By Morgan, on January 29, 2009 05:25:44
hey fat titted bitch shut the fuck up you can't sing or act now piss off ,there now she knows
By Scarlett sucks, on January 29, 2009 05:46:15
I'm so pissed. First she thinks she can sing Tom Waits, and now Jeff Buckley? These are two of my musical idols. But that doesn't mean I think I can sing their songs. Jesus christ. More depressing is that they (or their estate, in Jeff's case) gave her the fucking rights to do it. pigshit.
By ISBN, on January 29, 2009 06:25:16
I guess she decided to Autotune this time so she wouldn't sound like a man singing into a microphone underwater.
By Mrs,. Devastat0r, on January 29, 2009 07:10:18
I guess she decided to Autotune this time so she wouldn't sound like a man singing into a microphone underwater.
By Mrs,. Devastat0r, on January 29, 2009 07:10:23
"It was fine when Scarlett was covering Tom Waits, because I could be shot in the stomach and sound better than Tom Waits"
...that isn't the point with Tom Waits you fucking idiot. If you really need that listen to his early shit when he tried to sing good
By HonestAbe, on January 29, 2009 09:25:25
#27 - yeah, you're right. who cares if a singer can sing. or if a dancer can dance. Or if an actor can act. it's not the point. thanks for clearing that up.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2009 09:28:34
That sounds like Anna Nalick. I call bullshit.
By Frank Lee Delano, on January 29, 2009 11:42:56
I just can never get out of my head how much she looks like John-boy from the Waltons.
By daphnegirl, on January 29, 2009 12:01:36
I'm going to puke. This is one of the greatest songs ever written, performed by one of the greatest rock singers ever. It should be illegal for this idiot to try to cover this song.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2009 12:53:57
Remember when actresses sang and danced as well as acting. She's talented. She's making CD's...those people are buying these CD's, maybe she's better than you think? Or maybe you're just jealous...or maybe you waster your time writing hateful comments about people you'll never meet? Hmmm...
By anonymous, on January 29, 2009 12:57:44
I don't care at all that she's pale...but I also think she's a seriously overrated actress. I won't even start on the singing.
By Money, on January 29, 2009 15:56:08
I'm sure if somebody bothered to tell Ms Johansson that while we're very grateful to her for making the effort to entertain us, actually we'd prefer it if she would just take off her clothes instead, she'd no doubt be happy to oblige.
By eddy, on January 29, 2009 17:12:14
Pale?? You guys (I'm assuming "guys") are really discussing the fact that this amazing chick is too white or too black or blue or plaid or I don't know what??
Scre it, Ido gor for her even if she were transparent and I could see the muscles, organs and veins. And long as she didn't sing a note, we'd have a great night...
By anonymous, on January 29, 2009 17:53:29
Buckley has that on lock. i dont think her voice is terrible but she cant handle that song
By anonymous, on January 30, 2009 03:42:39
awful. she is absolutely an overrated actress and it's clear that her narcissism got the best of her. Maybe she should try covering Tommy Tutone's 867 Jenny, but not Jeff Buckley. Next thing we know she'll have a cover of "Thunder Road" and "Stairway to Heaven". Bitch.
By Chief, on January 31, 2009 12:20:45
I'm actually pretty shocked. I don't really get all the hype around her but this is better than I expected. Buckley was amazing and it's tough to do his songs but this version is just different enough to be interesting. And she can definitely sing....at least as much as you can tell from all the production.
By Cardinal Sin, on February 5, 2009 07:56:22
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