29 Comments:

1. Dave was smoking crack all week and he wouldn't share.

   By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 06:15:29

2. that is the hottest stomach yet. I would like to paint a map of Hawaii in white on it

   By JD, on January 21, 2009 06:20:55

3. I'd love to listen to the crackling sound as I lay on top of her.

   By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 06:25:06

4. Welcome back, Todd.
   
   Dave, go back to writing in your coloring books.
   
   kthxbye

   By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 06:29:58

5. I'm a chick, and I have always thought she has the best body ever...and I'm assuming REAL boobs, right? Do we have confirmation on that?

   By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 06:30:04

6. A Sarlacc vagina? Ewww.....
   
   Say "Hi" to Boba Fett while you are down there.

   By Santos, on January 21, 2009 06:35:29

7. Even though she looks like she is a 45 year old smoker in the face I gotta admit that stomach is mesmerizing.

   By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 06:45:41

8. It's better than pictures of Obama.

   By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 06:45:43

9. I agree with her fans, the stomach is definitely the sexiest part of a girl.
   
   Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to planet Earth.

   By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 06:48:24

10. wow does she knows there are THONGS she can put on whats with the big nasty bikini bottom come on Marissa show that ass don't be shy

    By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 07:06:00

11. Hottest bod around.

    By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 07:06:49

12. Hey y'all, Brit Brit here. Just wanted to update y'all on the size of my vagina. It's about 4 feet wide, with razor sharp teeth.

    By Brit Brit, on January 21, 2009 07:32:34

13. to bad she is married to this douche bag:
    
    http://www.whosdatedwho.com/pictures/P/1/P1G6L3C.jpg

    By pk, on January 21, 2009 08:44:14

14. She's a perfect specimen. An angel!

    By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 09:35:53

15. welcome back todd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By thebrackattack, on January 21, 2009 09:44:21

16. I DO NOT see what all the fuss is about her. She got #3 on the most disirable??? I don't like abs on a chick. Besides that, she kinda reminds me of a freckled lizard.

    By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 10:30:29

17. I think her face is really pretty, too.

    By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 12:09:37

18. OMG. Welcome back, Todd! You were definitely missed!

    By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 16:37:33

19. This chick caused my balls to quake. I'd cut off a finger to suck her toes.

    By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 16:44:40

20. Yeah, it would be lame to say that her body isn't out of control perfect. Great stomach, boobs, legs... face is a little behind hte rest but it isn't like she is ugly... like a real housewife of the OC all botoxed up and plastic surgeried

    By ritaann, on January 21, 2009 16:54:33

21. A sperms dream.

    By five o'clock charlie, on January 21, 2009 18:47:01

22. I'd bang this chick so hard her vagina would look like that thing in the desert that Jabba tried to feed Luke and Lando to.
    
    This wins my award for best metaphor of the year so far.

    By anonymous, on January 21, 2009 19:04:26

23. With 10 - 15 more pounds, yes, sure. But as she is, she's a bit too skinny. I don't like the "sinewy" look.

    By booya, on January 21, 2009 20:36:01

24. redneck face.
    But I'd also bang the shhh out of her .

    By in3sting, on January 22, 2009 01:57:44

25. Too fucking skinny.

    By sushi, on January 22, 2009 03:28:33

26. No one on this site is ever happy with ANYONE in the looks department. The women are always too skinny or too fat. I think Marisa is almost perfect and if she gained 15 pounds, someone would say that she was a disgusting pig and that she needs to diet.

    By anonymous, on January 22, 2009 03:44:30

27. Just a tad too skinny and sinewy, like someone already said. I just don´t like the slightly protruding hipbones, but I can see why men still find her sexy .

    By anonymous, on January 22, 2009 07:21:45

28. I'm not saying she's unsexy. I'm saying you can't carry a gun IN TOWN.

    By booya, on January 22, 2009 20:26:22

29. why is she sticking her thumbs in her bottoms? they must have been there for a few minutes. not cool, not attractive, not useful.

    By autumn, on January 24, 2009 11:41:46