it is a sad refelction on the USA that talentless chicks like this are considered sexy...pure marketing and packaging...seriously, where I live there are at least 10,000 women at any given time who are easily sexier and hotter than this cowbell...I would have a lot more respect for her if she dropped the charade and got nekkid...
Yikes! Its Jennifer Love Hewitt all over again! Do these girls really think that we'll believe they're a size 2???? Ashley, your sister is easily a 10-12 in that pic.
Lesson learned ladies - don't wear a spandex tank unless you are willing to show off arm and back rolls.
Hmm... so I guess Ashley didn't find it embarrassing and belittling when her beloved husband told Howard Stern and the rest of the country about how she likes it up the butt.
Todd, hilarious as usual. Hopes this bitch reads this site. Also, you don't say that to things like your mom, grandmom etc. because chances are they didn't decide at some point to be a public figure and star in movies. I don't understand what these idiots think...people have scrutinized celebrities throughout history, did you think it would be different when you became one? Also, your mom, grandmom, sister etc. probably have JOBS and lives that take up time they would normally use exercising and eating right. Seeing as how celebrities do nothing and looking good is their job, they really have no excuse for being fat asses.
Hey, I am a size 2. Trust me JS is more like a 12. I don't have rolls of fat. I'd like to challenge Jess to try on a pair of my jeans. They would rip apart.
Ha! Size 2 my ass! She's a size 10-12 at the very least. Well, a constant daily diet of sitting on her ass, pimping lipgloss and hair extensions will do that to a celebutard.
#14 is she is fat. Her rump wrangled sister would not have to claim her sister is s size 2. We all know she's not a size 2. Watch that god awful video and she looks like she's a stuffed breakfast link. She is wearing spandex and it so tight she looks like she's wearing depends. Not to mention the dangeling arm flab.
The fact that Ashlee Simpson tries to make everyone believe her sister is a size 2, just goes to show that she too think a woman's dress size is important. Otherwise, she wouldn't bother making up that lie.
you guys are right about her height, she is a short little thing, so when she gains weight it's not going to be as proportionate as it should i suppose. sucks though because a few years ago she definitely was a size 2 or even smaller. now she just looks like i should give her a salt cube and take her out for some exercise.
#25 - There's no way you can look at those pictures and tell me she's anywhere near a size 2 or petite. Please, no one is buying it. The bitch is a cow.
One can hide MANY physical flaws by simply dressing appropriately for their size (whatever size that may be!) I don't have a problem with her size, just her outfit!! The jeans are just BAD BAD BAD!! Wearing small and very unflattering clothes makes things worse for full-figured women...as clearly illustrated by Ms. Simpson's photo.
FYI - There comes a point where one should step away from the buffet...at least long enough to check your image in a FULL LENGTH mirror before taking the stage at any public appearance!
Chestica and Assley are both plastic and "A BIT" overweight". They have plastic lips, plastic boobs, plastic noses. There, that says it all. Both girls are plastic and should be melted down and flushed down the sewer to stop up millions of waterways.
jessica looks like about a million other women you normally see in the mall or on the street. people gain weight and lose weight all the time. so what she cant sing, or act, but neither can about half a million other women cant either.
Reg, she isn't promoting herself as "Any other woman", she is a loser in love with a washed out football player and who has a sister Assley who is married to a mouse look-a-like. She thinks she is one in a million, she is....one in a million fat, plastic, no talent hag.
Who hasn't had enough of these Simpson sisters insulting our intelligence??? Jessica, you're a fatty and just because you've crossed over to C&W music and are dating a Dallas Cowboy its no excuse to look and dress like fat redneck trash. Ashlee, we haven't forgotten your gayass ad-libbing on SNL when your poorattempt to lip-sych failed. ANd if you think looks don't matter why did you find it so necessary to lose a ll of your chubbiness, get a nose-job and completely change your identity? Insecure much? Why did you marry a bisexual emo and have his baby? Does your gay ass hubby take the pigskin up the ass on your family vacations with Tony Homo? Aha! That's why he stays with her.
ASSHOLE simpson (oh, excuse me, ashlee simpson) should just shut the fuck up. These 2 trailer trash twats are like finger nails on a chalk board. Chestica has blown up like a balloon; just deal with it. Size 2? Just shows how delusional her untalented dumbass sister is.
At least Chestica can sing; her stupid dumbass sister has to use preprogrammed singing tracks. No one will ever forget that SNL episode when her preprogrammed singing track malfunctioned, and she stood there like a moron while her band played on. Then, she did her stupid dumbass doofus dance for the world. Then, she tried to blame it on "acid reflux". PUHLEEZE. She's a no talent hack, and needs to disappear. And, while she's doing that, she needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Celebrities are paid big money to look attractive & appealing to their fans. So no, I don't put them in the catagory of regular people. Be they fat, thin, unattractive, whatever. She's no size 2 no matter what height she is. If they can't take the criticism, then retire. Let those that can handle the job, do it. No more excuses. And I'm a celebrity saying this shit. Respect what you do.
you guys are such morons. the bitch is like, 5'2". this might only be 15 pounds or so.it's just alot on such a small frame, and alot for a celebrity to pack on, but you can't really think she went up to a 10 or 12!! that's just fucking stupid! and she's NOT fat. she sure as fuck is getting there, but she's not now. she lost alot of muscle tone and is packed into ridiculously unflattering clothes.(10 or 15 more pounds and it's all over for her, though.) and BTW, as much as i hate to, i have to agree with ashlee on one thing. a former pop star that nooone gives a fuck about is on FOX news for gaining weight? that's pretty pathetic. this crap should be all over E!, not FOX news. get some fucking perspective.
Amen! She played the game and made millions until folks finally caught the clue and realized she's a talentless DOLT with fake hair, eyes, boobs, fake tan, edited voice and air brushed pictures! I don't resect her and never her idoit behavior took women back oh I don't know probably a few decades! Jessica Simpleton, Shitney Spears and Paris the hag Hilton. Get rid of those dumb ditzy dolls!
You're right, though. I wouldn't say this to my wife, daughter, mother, or grandmother. Mostly because I respect them. And for the simple fact that they aren't talentless attention whores who made millions by getting in a bikini and tricking the world into believing they were sex symbols
Check out her arms - she's got the triceps of a 50 year old. She's fat, she's out of shape, and she's likely unhappy. And if Jess and Ash have body image problems and issues with the media then get into a different damned business. Jesus - they want money, they want fame, and then they bitch about what comes with it.
Ashlee "My Husband Gives It To Me Up The Butt Because He REALLY Likes Dudes" Wentz is telling people that teenagers have a hard enough time with their self-confidence by listening to others belittle those who are a size 2? Um, women who get out there and LIE about being a size 2 when they're really a size 12 are what belittles a girl's self-confidence. And the ones that are a size 2 simply because they starved themselves silly also doesn't help. Why doesn't Ashlee back away from the computer, feed Mowgli a pineapple, and shut the fuck up? And tell her sister that maybe tank tops aren't for her. Size 2 my ass. She's bigger than I am and I'm a 10.
"All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard." Ashlee has obviously missed the entire point. By just being a celebrity, you are held to different standard because it is your JOB to look a certain way. If you don't like the scrutiny, get the fuck off the stage.
"All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms...."
Yes Asslee, and Jessucka comes in the form of a fatass.
By BarbadoSlim, on January 28, 2009 01:32:42 -------------------------------------------- Almost perfect comment. Call asslee "ASSHOLE", and it'd be perfect.
"Hmm... so I guess Ashley didn't find it embarrassing and belittling when her beloved husband told Howard Stern and the rest of the country about how she likes it up the butt."
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 02:23:55 ------------------------------------------ EXACTLY. This stupid douchbag media whoring twat will say or do anything to get attention.
"Seeing as how celebrities do nothing and looking good is their job, they really have no excuse for being fat asses."
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 02:24:46 ------------------------------------------ RIGHT ON THE MONEY. Just proves how lazy these untalented dumbasses are. Asshole simpson should just STFU & die...
When she's not starving herself and working out with a trainer 4 hours a day 7 days a week this is what she looks like. She's a short girl with a naturally large breast and torso area. Her mother is shaped the same way.
It doesnt matter if she's 5 2" or not. She still looks like a 12. Anyone who is that short, has that many rolls, and that thick waist is definitely pushing double digit sizes. So for those few fatties that care to argue, you lose. She is fat, and she could shop at Lane Bryant at this point.
OH MY GOD leave this chic alone... she's not fat.. you guys are all a-holes. get a freakin' life.. i guarantee NONE OF YOU can get a chic that even looks half as good as her.
"How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?"
Good question from a girl who had a nose job and whatever else done to her face so that she doesn't look like the same person anymore. What do teenage girls learn from that?
and no one is even bothering to mention that Romo's getting his sack back oh saaaay a day late a buck short? Oh well Cowboy fans. There's always next year.
Meanwhile there's always wondering if ass-zilla is singing into that microphone or eating it.
I totally agree with Ashlee on this one. Beware of envy people - you can believe she's fat all you want because of this unflattering outfit, but it won't make you as rich or famous, be able to sing and it doesn't mean you're actually thinner or better looking than Jess in real life.
I have farts that sound better than this no talent lardass and I have seen some real fucking troglodites who are better looking than her. She had better be thanking Allah for those tits or she wouldn't have a reason to be breathing.
I think the fact that the outfit is atrocious doesn't help the fact that she put on a little weight. If she was in something less ugly and more appropriate for her new size, she would look gorgeous!
I hope that whomever made fun of this woman is proud of themselves because you're all asses. You've shown your ass here by being crude and tasteless. I tried to think of another way to put it but if you want to be shallow and mean for no reason other than you have spare time on your hands then by all means be an ass.
Ashlee is full of it. Jessica admitted to OK today that she is a size 8 now, "but nobody would care if I wasn't Jessica Simpson."
Size 8 is fine for a tall girl but she's so short. She needs some more toning. She doesn't look fat to me exactly, but pretty flabby. Her arms are awful and so is that outfit.
I am a polite human all fucking day long. But when I visit this site---I gladly bring on all my shallowness, cattiness,asshole-ness,tasteless-ness & crudeness.Trust me, I'll still sleep good tonight. Seriously #66 what else were you expecting from this website? WE RIP ON USELESS CELEBS. Last time I checked, Jessica Simpson fits into that category. I believe #70 was heading in the right direction with the E-harmony comment. Hilarious!
sorry but I hate these two. Can Ashlee really say anything about teenage girls loving and respecting them when she has had soooo much work done. No respect or love for your old nose? And if Jessica doesn't want to be criticized for her weight, then she can leave the glitz and glamor of Hollywood and get a real job. Nobody would take pictures of her and laugh at her weight gain if she worked at target.
I'm confused as to why so many people think that her short height means she can't possibly be in the double digits. Yes the camera adds a few pounds, but she's at least a size 10.
What are you willing to bet that she took the Ashley Tisdale route and blamed her nose job on repairing a "deviated septum"???? Same story with the lip-synching fiasco: "My throat was sore...." She irks me to no end.
Asshole simpson lies so much she can't tell truth from fiction anymore. She lies about her "singing" (#37 is right; I will NEVER forget the SNL episode where her singing track tape broke, & she tried to blame it on "indigestion"). She lies about not having any work done on her face (she was supposed to be on the cover of Vanity Fair magazine, in an article about girls being happy with themselves the way they are, but got canned because her nose job & face work made her look so different that they felt she was totally inappropriate for the article). She lies about her husband being straight, then goes on howard stern & says she takes it up the ass because he likes guys. Now, the twat is lying about her sister being a "size 2".
She's a pathological liar at this point; she has no credibility whatsoever. Like a previous poster said, she needs to shut the fuck up & disappear...
Agree, 75. I'm 5'3 and a size 6. I'm by no means a waif, but I'm most definitely several sizes smaller than her. She's certainly a size 10 or above.
And 58, I feel no envy at all for her: she's experiencing the downside of riches and fame (people talking about you all the time), without the fun and excitement (isn't she singing at a CHILI COOKOFF here???). I mean...shit. I may not be rich or famous whatsoever, but I can honestly say at this moment I'm more professionally successful. Oh, AND a little thinner. So nope, no envy.
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Leave Your CommentSize 2? as in she needs to stitch two pieces of clothing together to fit her?
By the null, on January 28, 2009 01:19:55
"All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms...."
Yes Asslee, and Jessucka comes in the form of a fatass.
By BarbadoSlim, on January 28, 2009 01:32:42
it is a sad refelction on the USA that talentless chicks like this are considered sexy...pure marketing and packaging...seriously, where I live there are at least 10,000 women at any given time who are easily sexier and hotter than this cowbell...I would have a lot more respect for her if she dropped the charade and got nekkid...
By Lee Cadaver, on January 28, 2009 01:51:36
Yikes! Its Jennifer Love Hewitt all over again! Do these girls really think that we'll believe they're a size 2????
Ashley, your sister is easily a 10-12 in that pic.
Lesson learned ladies - don't wear a spandex tank unless you are willing to show off arm and back rolls.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 02:22:54
Hmm... so I guess Ashley didn't find it embarrassing and belittling when her beloved husband told Howard Stern and the rest of the country about how she likes it up the butt.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 02:23:55
Todd, hilarious as usual. Hopes this bitch reads this site.
Also, you don't say that to things like your mom, grandmom etc. because chances are they didn't decide at some point to be a public figure and star in movies. I don't understand what these idiots think...people have scrutinized celebrities throughout history, did you think it would be different when you became one?
Also, your mom, grandmom, sister etc. probably have JOBS and lives that take up time they would normally use exercising and eating right. Seeing as how celebrities do nothing and looking good is their job, they really have no excuse for being fat asses.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 02:24:46
WOW! Jessica's wearing Mom Jeans!
www.hulu.com/watch/10333/saturday-night-live-mom-jeans
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 02:34:17
Obviously it is the truth she is a size 2...in hippopotamus clothing.
By JR, on January 28, 2009 02:50:32
I was laughing when I read the original post, and now I'm laughing even harder reading anonymous comment #5.
Hilarious.
By Low-ren, on January 28, 2009 02:52:22
Hey, I am a size 2. Trust me JS is more like a 12. I don't have rolls of fat. I'd like to challenge Jess to try on a pair of my jeans. They would rip apart.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 02:59:43
Ha! Size 2 my ass! She's a size 10-12 at the very least. Well, a constant daily diet of sitting on her ass, pimping lipgloss and hair extensions will do that to a celebutard.
By sakura, on January 28, 2009 03:10:42
I'm a size 3 and I weigh 114lbs. I highly doubt that she's size 2 still, once upon a time maybe...
By Ash, on January 28, 2009 03:17:49
Smart career move. Jess can now shill for fast food restaurants. Her career is going nowhere.
"Women need to eat too".
Somewhere TO is asking to be traded to the Detroit Lions.
By Morgan, on January 28, 2009 03:18:11
okay she's not fat! i will admit that the clothes are unflattering, and she may be out of shape. But, by no means is she FAT.
By Sophie, on January 28, 2009 03:25:49
This from a women who has been wearing BLACK since giving birth.....
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 03:27:55
#14 is she is fat. Her rump wrangled sister would not have to claim her sister is s size 2. We all know she's not a size 2. Watch that god awful video and she looks like she's a stuffed breakfast link. She is wearing spandex and it so tight she looks like she's wearing depends. Not to mention the dangeling arm flab.
By Carrie, on January 28, 2009 03:53:19
haha maybe a size TOO-much-chocolate-cake
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 04:00:24
2 is the new 10.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 04:01:52
Jessica Simpson is like a 5'2 midget. Size 2 at that height is different than at say 5'6. She has fat people fingers, though, lol.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 04:19:33
The fact that Ashlee Simpson tries to make everyone believe her sister is a size 2, just goes to show that she too think a woman's dress size is important. Otherwise, she wouldn't bother making up that lie.
By MZ, on January 28, 2009 04:36:23
She might not be a 2, but she's not in the double digits. As mentioned, she's very tiny. You can see exactly where she gains all of her weight.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 04:41:15
Ashlee can't even count to 2 so her opinion doesn't count.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 04:48:34
Size 2?? Which leg?
By Mr Pickens, on January 28, 2009 05:14:33
you guys are right about her height, she is a short little thing, so when she gains weight it's not going to be as proportionate as it should i suppose.
sucks though because a few years ago she definitely was a size 2 or even smaller.
now she just looks like i should give her a salt cube and take her out for some exercise.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 05:32:46
Jessica is only 5'2" and has no ass so she probably is a size 2. She is very short and petite sizes are different.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 05:36:04
#25 - There's no way you can look at those pictures and tell me she's anywhere near a size 2 or petite. Please, no one is buying it. The bitch is a cow.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 05:44:51
Size 2 must mean, it takes TWO belts to hold it all in.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 05:47:48
Public figure = Fair game. Thats the trade off stupid.
By Mel Gibson, on January 28, 2009 05:50:21
#26: Petite is just designers' nice word for SHORT. It's the short women section at the department store. Jessica is 5'2" and petite.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 05:54:31
HA Jessica got fat she said she was going to keep that sexy shape she had when she did that stupid movie DUKES OF HAZARD guess eating a lot won
By J S fatness, on January 28, 2009 06:05:40
Time for the meth and adderal(sp?) diet.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 06:06:33
One can hide MANY physical flaws by simply dressing appropriately for their size (whatever size that may be!) I don't have a problem with her size, just her outfit!! The jeans are just BAD BAD BAD!! Wearing small and very unflattering clothes makes things worse for full-figured women...as clearly illustrated by Ms. Simpson's photo.
FYI - There comes a point where one should step away from the buffet...at least long enough to check your image in a FULL LENGTH mirror before taking the stage at any public appearance!
Someone take those jeans and BURN THEM! PLEASE!
By A in Texas, on January 28, 2009 06:22:47
Chestica and Assley are both plastic and "A BIT" overweight". They have plastic lips, plastic boobs, plastic noses. There, that says it all.
Both girls are plastic and should be melted down
and flushed down the sewer to stop up millions of waterways.
By AJ, on January 28, 2009 06:27:35
jessica looks like about a million other women you normally see in the mall or on the street. people gain weight and lose weight all the time. so what she cant sing, or act, but neither can about half a million other women cant either.
By reg, on January 28, 2009 06:31:12
Reg, she isn't promoting herself as "Any other woman", she is a loser in love with a washed out football player and who has a sister Assley who is married to a mouse look-a-like. She thinks she is one in a million, she is....one in a million fat, plastic, no talent hag.
By AJ, on January 28, 2009 06:39:21
Who hasn't had enough of these Simpson sisters insulting our intelligence??? Jessica, you're a fatty and just because you've crossed over to C&W music and are dating a Dallas Cowboy its no excuse to look and dress like fat redneck trash. Ashlee, we haven't forgotten your gayass ad-libbing on SNL when your poorattempt to lip-sych failed. ANd if you think looks don't matter why did you find it so necessary to lose a ll of your chubbiness, get a nose-job and completely change your identity? Insecure much? Why did you marry a bisexual emo and have his baby? Does your gay ass hubby take the pigskin up the ass on your family vacations with Tony Homo? Aha! That's why he stays with her.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 06:53:16
ASSHOLE simpson (oh, excuse me, ashlee simpson) should just shut the fuck up. These 2 trailer trash twats are like finger nails on a chalk board. Chestica has blown up like a balloon; just deal with it. Size 2? Just shows how delusional her untalented dumbass sister is.
At least Chestica can sing; her stupid dumbass sister has to use preprogrammed singing tracks. No one will ever forget that SNL episode when her preprogrammed singing track malfunctioned, and she stood there like a moron while her band played on. Then, she did her stupid dumbass doofus dance for the world. Then, she tried to blame it on "acid reflux". PUHLEEZE. She's a no talent hack, and needs to disappear. And, while she's doing that, she needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 07:26:40
Celebrities are paid big money to look attractive & appealing to their fans. So no, I don't put them in the catagory of regular people. Be they fat, thin, unattractive, whatever. She's no size 2 no matter what height she is. If they can't take the criticism, then retire. Let those that can handle the job, do it. No more excuses. And I'm a celebrity saying this shit. Respect what you do.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 07:26:52
Asshole simpson = DUCKFACE
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 07:30:32
you guys are such morons. the bitch is like, 5'2". this might only be 15 pounds or so.it's just alot on such a small frame, and alot for a celebrity to pack on, but you can't really think she went up to a 10 or 12!! that's just fucking stupid! and she's NOT fat. she sure as fuck is getting there, but she's not now. she lost alot of muscle tone and is packed into ridiculously unflattering clothes.(10 or 15 more pounds and it's all over for her, though.) and BTW, as much as i hate to, i have to agree with ashlee on one thing. a former pop star that nooone gives a fuck about is on FOX news for gaining weight? that's pretty pathetic. this crap should be all over E!, not FOX news. get some fucking perspective.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 07:37:22
Move over Sir Charles, there's a new Round Mound of Rebound.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 07:41:47
Amen! She played the game and made millions until folks finally caught the clue and realized she's a talentless DOLT with fake hair, eyes, boobs, fake tan, edited voice and air brushed pictures! I don't resect her and never her idoit behavior took women back oh I don't know probably a few decades! Jessica Simpleton, Shitney Spears and Paris the hag Hilton. Get rid of those dumb ditzy dolls!
You're right, though. I wouldn't say this to my wife, daughter, mother, or grandmother. Mostly because I respect them. And for the simple fact that they aren't talentless attention whores who made millions by getting in a bikini and tricking the world into believing they were sex symbols
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 08:26:13
Check out her arms - she's got the triceps of a 50 year old. She's fat, she's out of shape, and she's likely unhappy. And if Jess and Ash have body image problems and issues with the media then get into a different damned business. Jesus - they want money, they want fame, and then they bitch about what comes with it.
By kate, on January 28, 2009 08:26:51
The only reason Ashlee Simpson is commenting at all about her weight is becuase now that she had her baby she is one fat fuckpig herself.
By sushi, on January 28, 2009 08:36:25
So, let me get this straight:
Ashlee "My Husband Gives It To Me Up The Butt Because He REALLY Likes Dudes" Wentz is telling people that teenagers have a hard enough time with their self-confidence by listening to others belittle those who are a size 2? Um, women who get out there and LIE about being a size 2 when they're really a size 12 are what belittles a girl's self-confidence. And the ones that are a size 2 simply because they starved themselves silly also doesn't help. Why doesn't Ashlee back away from the computer, feed Mowgli a pineapple, and shut the fuck up? And tell her sister that maybe tank tops aren't for her. Size 2 my ass. She's bigger than I am and I'm a 10.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 08:40:57
Nick Lachey is now laughing his ass off.
By Morgan, on January 28, 2009 08:42:51
"All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard." Ashlee has obviously missed the entire point. By just being a celebrity, you are held to different standard because it is your JOB to look a certain way. If you don't like the scrutiny, get the fuck off the stage.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 09:02:28
"All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms...."
Yes Asslee, and Jessucka comes in the form of a fatass.
By BarbadoSlim, on January 28, 2009 01:32:42
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Almost perfect comment. Call asslee "ASSHOLE", and it'd be perfect.
"Hmm... so I guess Ashley didn't find it embarrassing and belittling when her beloved husband told Howard Stern and the rest of the country about how she likes it up the butt."
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 02:23:55
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EXACTLY. This stupid douchbag media whoring twat will say or do anything to get attention.
"Seeing as how celebrities do nothing and looking good is their job, they really have no excuse for being fat asses."
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 02:24:46
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RIGHT ON THE MONEY. Just proves how lazy these untalented dumbasses are. Asshole simpson should just STFU & die...
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 09:04:24
She obviously meant size 12.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 09:15:55
When she's not starving herself and working out with a trainer 4 hours a day 7 days a week this is what she looks like. She's a short girl with a naturally large breast and torso area. Her mother is shaped the same way.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 09:41:57
It doesnt matter if she's 5 2" or not. She still looks like a 12. Anyone who is that short, has that many rolls, and that thick waist is definitely pushing double digit sizes. So for those few fatties that care to argue, you lose. She is fat, and she could shop at Lane Bryant at this point.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 09:57:28
People have nothing to do but discuss this person's body as if it's going to mean shit in two weeks.
The state of America is just sad.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 10:02:25
What #28 said.
By Right said Mel, on January 28, 2009 10:03:46
OH MY GOD leave this chic alone... she's not fat.. you guys are all a-holes. get a freakin' life.. i guarantee NONE OF YOU can get a chic that even looks half as good as her.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 10:09:28
"How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?"
Good question from a girl who had a nose job and whatever else done to her face so that she doesn't look like the same person anymore. What do teenage girls learn from that?
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 10:15:42
50:
So now you are calling her mother a fatass too? That's low.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 10:26:41
and no one is even bothering to mention that Romo's getting his sack back oh saaaay a day late a buck short? Oh well Cowboy fans. There's always next year.
Meanwhile there's always wondering if ass-zilla is singing into that microphone or eating it.
By Kes, on January 28, 2009 11:39:11
I totally agree with Ashlee on this one. Beware of envy people - you can believe she's fat all you want because of this unflattering outfit, but it won't make you as rich or famous, be able to sing and it doesn't mean you're actually thinner or better looking than Jess in real life.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 11:47:02
58:
I have farts that sound better than this no talent lardass and I have seen some real fucking troglodites who are better looking than her. She had better be thanking Allah for those tits or she wouldn't have a reason to be breathing.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 12:09:52
Lol at #58. She is famous for being stupid and she can't sing.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 12:24:31
Where has Vigilante gone? I feel like she'd have some prime comments for this.
By Marley, on January 28, 2009 12:31:00
You are all fucked up. She would be an awsome ride !
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 13:29:47
Built like a brick shithouse.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 14:13:36
I think the fact that the outfit is atrocious doesn't help the fact that she put on a little weight.
If she was in something less ugly and more appropriate for her new size, she would look gorgeous!
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 14:18:04
"You are all fucked up. She would be an awsome ride !"
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 13:29:47
Yeah. Bus ride.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 14:51:39
I hope that whomever made fun of this woman is proud of themselves because you're all asses. You've shown your ass here by being crude and tasteless. I tried to think of another way to put it but if you want to be shallow and mean for no reason other than you have spare time on your hands then by all means be an ass.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 15:36:44
Ashlee is full of it. Jessica admitted to OK today that she is a size 8 now, "but nobody would care if I wasn't Jessica Simpson."
Size 8 is fine for a tall girl but she's so short. She needs some more toning. She doesn't look fat to me exactly, but pretty flabby. Her arms are awful and so is that outfit.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 15:43:53
What she was obviously thinking of at the time: http://www.modillion.net/ws/jessicanomnom.jpg
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 15:49:41
Ashlee, what about your nose job and bleached blond hair? Where is your love and acceptance of yourself?
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 16:01:35
the grease accumulation in the hair can't help.
#66, I think you mistakenly thought this was fucking e-harmony.
By Mr. Tibbs, on January 28, 2009 16:51:38
Mr. Tibbs hit it on the head.
By the way, can we look for a re-make to "In the Heat of the Night" anytime soon?? Loved you on that show.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 18:34:33
I am a polite human all fucking day long. But when I visit this site---I gladly bring on all my shallowness, cattiness,asshole-ness,tasteless-ness & crudeness.Trust me, I'll still sleep good tonight. Seriously #66 what else were you expecting from this website?
WE RIP ON USELESS CELEBS. Last time I checked, Jessica Simpson fits into that category. I believe #70 was heading in the right direction with the E-harmony comment. Hilarious!
By FemBot, on January 28, 2009 18:41:45
is she pregnant?
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 18:48:43
sorry but I hate these two. Can Ashlee really say anything about teenage girls loving and respecting them when she has had soooo much work done. No respect or love for your old nose?
And if Jessica doesn't want to be criticized for her weight, then she can leave the glitz and glamor of Hollywood and get a real job. Nobody would take pictures of her and laugh at her weight gain if she worked at target.
By just sayin, on January 28, 2009 19:14:59
I'm confused as to why so many people think that her short height means she can't possibly be in the double digits. Yes the camera adds a few pounds, but she's at least a size 10.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 19:25:19
Just sayin':
What are you willing to bet that she took the Ashley Tisdale route and blamed her nose job on repairing a "deviated septum"???? Same story with the lip-synching fiasco: "My throat was sore...." She irks me to no end.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 20:05:31
I'm loving the fact that there's an ad for Domino's at the top of this comment thread.
By Jennifer, on January 28, 2009 20:06:13
Asshole simpson lies so much she can't tell truth from fiction anymore. She lies about her "singing" (#37 is right; I will NEVER forget the SNL episode where her singing track tape broke, & she tried to blame it on "indigestion"). She lies about not having any work done on her face (she was supposed to be on the cover of Vanity Fair magazine, in an article about girls being happy with themselves the way they are, but got canned because her nose job & face work made her look so different that they felt she was totally inappropriate for the article). She lies about her husband being straight, then goes on howard stern & says she takes it up the ass because he likes guys. Now, the twat is lying about her sister being a "size 2".
She's a pathological liar at this point; she has no credibility whatsoever. Like a previous poster said, she needs to shut the fuck up & disappear...
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 20:35:33
Agree, 75. I'm 5'3 and a size 6. I'm by no means a waif, but I'm most definitely several sizes smaller than her. She's certainly a size 10 or above.
And 58, I feel no envy at all for her: she's experiencing the downside of riches and fame (people talking about you all the time), without the fun and excitement (isn't she singing at a CHILI COOKOFF here???). I mean...shit. I may not be rich or famous whatsoever, but I can honestly say at this moment I'm more professionally successful. Oh, AND a little thinner. So nope, no envy.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 22:32:57
I like how her sister who just had a baby looks smaller than her.
By Randi, on January 29, 2009 19:46:44
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