Ya'll need to leave Jessica alone. The likelihood of her ever hooking up with you beefcakes is slim to none. Make that none. When will you wake up and realize Skinny is Not Hot. I repeat. Not. Hot.
Jessica is really into establishing patterns. Every time this stupid twit gets into a relationship that lasts more than two months, she packs on the pounds. Now watch for the breakup - it is coming, just like in all of her other relationships. Pattern repeats once again.
Skinny is still sexy in almost every guy's perspective, regardless of what girls try to manipulate you into thinking. They don't have to be Calista Flockhart but backfat is not now, and NEVER WILL be sexy. It is gross.
The real problem now is that Nick Lachey cannot credibly do a second album of sad, teery, break-up songs. Nick, spring some bucks and send her to Curves.
#9 great comment about his linemen. I don't understand why this dude gets publicity. He looks like he is 12 and should be on the cover of a Life cereal box not hooking up with "skinny brunettes." Still love the fact he hasn't wont a playoff game. Throwing Dallas money down a drain.
So bored with the same no pussy getting losers on this site talking about what all men want. This whore may not be as hot as most of the hundreds of hot girls with perfect bods you studs have banged (yeah right), but you would still fuck her because she's still Jessica Simpson. ANY straight man would. I've never thought Jessica Simpson was the hottest piece of ass (too short and masculine faced for my taste), but I'm not going to say I wouldn't fuck her.
Fact is straight men will fuck almost anything and they don't give a fuck if a girl wears a 2 or a 12. Most of us don't know the difference because we're NOT HOMOSEXUAL!
This is a ploy her father has come up with. Jessica get fat and you can be in the spot light again by doing Jenny Craig or nutri-system. He needs a new "gimmick" to make money off of her - because she suck’s at everything else.
99% of the population in the USA would kill to be as fat as Jessica Simpson. I'm hardly a fan but if she was doing meth like Lohan and looking like a walking corpse, you'd have something snarky to say about that. Truth be told, I think most men would prefer her to the majority of the puking drug addicts in Hollywood.
Story is not true. Rule, if you are going to make a rumor,make it a good, believable one. Okay, Tony WILL marry Jessimpson and if he does not, she WILL get pregnant. Her family and camp have too much time,money, pr, invested in her relationship with Tony. HE is way too in deep and he may want to. They will get divorced one day. Also, Romo is a half -baked QB. DC have too many people playing for themselves instead of a team and too many people interested in being a star. This is why DC were home for the playoffs.
I bet a lot of your girlfriends and wives aren't attractive. Over weight & not so pretty…you know it’s true!
Who gives a shit if she is a celebrity? She can have any body she wants. No one is forcing you to look at it. You guys are so obsessed with the very women you claim to hate. If you think they are so bad...why do you spend so much time looking at photos of them, reading about their lives and relationship status, commenting on the articles, getting your daily fix!!
It's like that annoying kid back in 2nd grade...the one who would tease girls because he actually liked them. You all are as transparent as fuck! Pretty hilarious guys!
Ashlee Simpson said "How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?" Suggesting that her fat ass sister is a size 2. So Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Simpson shop at the same store I guess.
Okay, today jessica admitted to OK magazine that she is now a size 8. Finally, the truth. She looks a bit bigger than that to me but she is short so she'll look fatter in a size 8 than than a tall girl would.
Poor little Chestica. Her family is so fucked up; her father is a borderline pedophile, her mommy is the worst kind of stage mommy, Chestica has gained something like 40 pounds (and now wears mommy jeans), and her stupid untalented lip synching "acid reflux" dumbass sister ASSHOLE goes on howard stern & tells him she allows her fagged out husband to fuck her up the ass "because he like to pretend I'm a guy". This family is so fucked up...
Like others have said, if you were in a bar, club, or just out in public and she started talking too you most any guy here would take her home.
If she was unknown and you met her online you'd be posting comments like "oh baby you're so hot."
The point is, guys will screw just about any girl period.
The girl they are with and the girl they "Want" are normally a 180 Degree difference.
There's a very small percentage of guys here that have a girl that's even close to be as "skinny" as Jessica is... She's now the true "Average" in size.
Guys, good luck on finding a chick as hot as who you want and actually scoring her... Having $$$ and/or looking like a model is what it'll take to score the HOT girl you want.
She is not fat....yet. She has a large head that now matches the rest of her body. Those jeans are hideous and do not make her look good at all. Definitely wears waaaayyy too much makeup (looks better without it). Needs to lay off the junk food.
never understood her fame. too short, wears hair parted in the middle (and you have to have a beautiful face for that and she does not)and what's with the stupid dirty looking extentsions? Roots always showing, and her hair guy is her bff?? She needs a MAJOR new hair style! This makes her look shorter and wider, the part with stupid long curls! wears hideous clothes,clunky bracelets/chains (ewww) always in 6" heels, even at the beach, (ewww 10x)she is not a beauty, and she sure can't sing, nor act. you figure! And all of her bags and shoes are always 75% off at stores, plastic big luggage type flashy bags, I mean, does this girl have ANY fashion sense???
Good God, there are a lot of fat women commenting on here, wtf is this, the fat whiny girl club? Even Kim fat ass Kardashian stood up for this hideous chud. This is not normal or even average size, she is FAT, FAT, FAT, and this is not healthy. I love it when fat girls defend other fat girls. LOLOLOL!
She made a bad fashion choice that was unflattering. I wouldn't say she is "fat" at all and I'm not a larger girl by any means.
#55 - wtf are you deluded, of course she is normal/average size. The average dress size in the UK is 14 (and I bet it's larger in the US) and she looks about a 12.
don't know about fat (or size 8 either--size 12, maybe), but that absurd tank/double belt combo is guaranteed to push any flab she has into photo-perfect position. Even if she isn't obese, she is definitely not fit, and shouldn't be wearing multi-pocketed Mom jeans and unflattering sleeveless ANYthing.
...honestly, fatlings, we're ripping her for being tacky more than being a great big hulking nasty fat-assed gorilla in a blonde wig...
...later for all that L.A. stick figure bullshyt..she's a size two now, and I'd knock the lining out them guts and let Romo take pics...and go to sleep on them titties
if this story is true she'll be back at daisy duke size in a month and playing the field and you'll start hearing the rumors of her doing nude scenes in a movie so she can be taken seriously .fuck! just get naked and i'll take you seriously baby.
65 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThis is obviously a fake story...Simpson doesn't have any gold albums
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 06:51:13
"Tony Romo cheated on her with a skinny brunette.."
As he very well should.
Take note fatsos.
By BarbadoSlim, on January 28, 2009 06:52:22
WWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By terrell owens, on January 28, 2009 06:59:01
Tony Romo is hanging out with the kids from that Laguna Beach show? Wow.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 07:08:23
Since when does Romo get with brunettes?
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 07:08:59
Your article is just too cruel. People have feelings.
By LRM216, on January 28, 2009 07:25:00
Ya'll need to leave Jessica alone. The likelihood of her ever hooking up with you beefcakes is slim to none. Make that none. When will you wake up and realize Skinny is Not Hot. I repeat. Not. Hot.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 07:58:24
Tony is a Homo! It was probably a skinny brunette, with a PENIS!
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 08:33:08
If Jessica would have been one of his offensive lineman, Tony would be in the Super Bowl this sunday.
Meanwhile TO is still screaming on the phone at his agent to get traded anywhere, even Detroit. " I ain't playin' with no chubby-chaser man !"
By Morgan, on January 28, 2009 08:51:25
Jessica is really into establishing patterns. Every time this stupid twit gets into a relationship that lasts more than two months, she packs on the pounds. Now watch for the breakup - it is coming, just like in all of her other relationships. Pattern repeats once again.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 08:54:19
I don't believe this story, however, I do believe their days as a couple are numbered
By Moreaces, on January 28, 2009 09:27:27
Mmmmm. Moon pies.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 09:41:02
I hope the fat bitch gets dumped and kills herself.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 09:42:03
Is anyone surprised? Really?
Skinny is still sexy in almost every guy's perspective, regardless of what girls try to manipulate you into thinking. They don't have to be Calista Flockhart but backfat is not now, and NEVER WILL be sexy. It is gross.
By Barf Simpson, on January 28, 2009 09:48:39
This is obviously a fake story-there are no leftovers to take home when Jessica Simpson is at the table........
By well,yeah..., on January 28, 2009 10:38:24
Maybe she is intending to go the Jennifer Hudson route and sing "soul" and r&b instead?
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 10:41:28
Check out this cartoon from the New York Post regarding her weight gain. Does it get any better than this?! :D
http://www.nypost.com/delonas/delonas.htm
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 10:42:07
The real problem now is that Nick Lachey cannot credibly do a second album of sad, teery, break-up songs.
Nick, spring some bucks and send her to Curves.
By Morgan, on January 28, 2009 10:45:09
To be fair I strongly doubt Romo's IQ is significantly different from Jessica's..He's no Nobel Prize laureate himself.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 11:11:52
#9 great comment about his linemen. I don't understand why this dude gets publicity. He looks like he is 12 and should be on the cover of a Life cereal box not hooking up with "skinny brunettes." Still love the fact he hasn't wont a playoff game. Throwing Dallas money down a drain.
By MCM, on January 28, 2009 11:13:28
that explains weight...relationship in tatters and Jess turn to her true friend crappy food
By PK, on January 28, 2009 11:29:50
Extremely cruel-
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 11:34:38
So bored with the same no pussy getting losers on this site talking about what all men want. This whore may not be as hot as most of the hundreds of hot girls with perfect bods you studs have banged (yeah right), but you would still fuck her because she's still Jessica Simpson. ANY straight man would. I've never thought Jessica Simpson was the hottest piece of ass (too short and masculine faced for my taste), but I'm not going to say I wouldn't fuck her.
Fact is straight men will fuck almost anything and they don't give a fuck if a girl wears a 2 or a 12. Most of us don't know the difference because we're NOT HOMOSEXUAL!
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 11:46:43
#23 I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 12:15:07
This is a ploy her father has come up with. Jessica get fat and you can be in the spot light again by doing Jenny Craig or nutri-system. He needs a new "gimmick" to make money off of her - because she suck’s at everything else.
By T.O., on January 28, 2009 12:32:12
Someone needs the Master Cleanse...
By Money, on January 28, 2009 12:32:23
Banner picture source: NY POST (Thanks, #17! - Todd)
See--the official whore (or slut) of IDLYITW is good for something! ;)
So glad you posted it!!
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 12:54:30
More COW than GIRL.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 12:55:18
#23..........perfectly said
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 12:56:42
we all know he wuzint upstairs with a brunett.
he was upstairs with jason whitten.
and we all know how that works out.
im jsut sayin.
By terrell owens, on January 28, 2009 12:57:55
this is "discustingly fat"? have any of you nerds ever seen a real woman? get some lives you fucking losers...
By frank, on January 28, 2009 13:23:12
99% of the population in the USA would kill to be as fat as Jessica Simpson. I'm hardly a fan but if she was doing meth like Lohan and looking like a walking corpse, you'd have something snarky to say about that. Truth be told, I think most men would prefer her to the majority of the puking drug addicts in Hollywood.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 14:01:07
Story is not true. Rule, if you are going to make a rumor,make it a good, believable one. Okay, Tony WILL marry Jessimpson and if he does not, she WILL get pregnant. Her family and camp have too much time,money, pr, invested in her relationship with Tony. HE is way too in deep and he may want to. They will get divorced one day. Also, Romo is a half -baked QB. DC have too many people playing for themselves instead of a team and too many people interested in being a star. This is why DC were home for the playoffs.
By All my kids here, on January 28, 2009 14:42:52
I'd still hit it from the front and da back. Period.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 14:56:16
Oh as if half you guys here can talk!!!
I bet a lot of your girlfriends and wives aren't attractive. Over weight & not so pretty…you know it’s true!
Who gives a shit if she is a celebrity? She can have any body she wants. No one is forcing you to look at it. You guys are so obsessed with the very women you claim to hate. If you think they are so bad...why do you spend so much time looking at photos of them, reading about their lives and relationship status, commenting on the articles, getting your daily fix!!
It's like that annoying kid back in 2nd grade...the one who would tease girls because he actually liked them. You all are as transparent as fuck!
Pretty hilarious guys!
By Chant, on January 28, 2009 15:01:05
Ashlee Simpson said "How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?" Suggesting that her fat ass sister is a size 2. So Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Simpson shop at the same store I guess.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 15:26:38
Whomever wrote this story is an ass and should be ashamed of themselves.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 15:33:48
Okay, today jessica admitted to OK magazine that she is now a size 8. Finally, the truth. She looks a bit bigger than that to me but she is short so she'll look fatter in a size 8 than than a tall girl would.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 15:41:17
That caricature is in very bad taste! Yeah it's fun to have a laugh at the sake of some celebutard, but there's no need to try to push her to suicide.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 16:06:59
Poor little Chestica. Her family is so fucked up; her father is a borderline pedophile, her mommy is the worst kind of stage mommy, Chestica has gained something like 40 pounds (and now wears mommy jeans), and her stupid untalented lip synching "acid reflux" dumbass sister ASSHOLE goes on howard stern & tells him she allows her fagged out husband to fuck her up the ass "because he like to pretend I'm a guy". This family is so fucked up...
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 16:16:21
"a size 2 figure"? Just how delusional is asshole simpson, anyway?
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 16:17:05
Did she expect faithfulness from a ladies man?
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 16:33:35
Tony Romo reminds me of these new light bulbs: touted as 100 watts, but actually 20.
By RaraAvis, on January 28, 2009 16:39:44
The only upsetting nugget about that article is the fact that untalented penis cushion Simpson has earned gold selling records.
By mike hunt, on January 28, 2009 16:45:54
Like others have said, if you were in a bar, club, or just out in public and she started talking too you most any guy here would take her home.
If she was unknown and you met her online you'd be posting comments like "oh baby you're so hot."
The point is, guys will screw just about any girl period.
The girl they are with and the girl they "Want" are normally a 180 Degree difference.
There's a very small percentage of guys here that have a girl that's even close to be as "skinny" as Jessica is... She's now the true "Average" in size.
Guys, good luck on finding a chick as hot as who you want and actually scoring her... Having $$$ and/or looking like a model is what it'll take to score the HOT girl you want.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 16:50:11
If this is true...it takes two. The slut who was doing Tony is just as much at fault as Tony himself.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 16:57:45
Just want to point out comment #1 awesome job, may as well have been said by Todd (it was that good)
By just sayin, on January 28, 2009 18:33:13
I'll bet her labia majora is very majora.
By anonymous, on January 28, 2009 19:15:43
This is why I got out looong ago..I seen this coming.
By Nick Lachey, on January 28, 2009 21:40:23
Just because she doesn't look like an anorexic stick, doesn't mean shes fat!
By anonymous, on January 29, 2009 00:04:01
She is not fat....yet. She has a large head that now matches the rest of her body. Those jeans are hideous and do not make her look good at all. Definitely wears waaaayyy too much makeup (looks better without it). Needs to lay off the junk food.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2009 00:19:29
I see the Weight Watcher's support crew is here in full force.
Stop stuffing your cramholes and maybe some day you'll get a decent man.
By BarbadoSlim, on January 29, 2009 02:12:38
never understood her fame. too short, wears hair parted in the middle (and you have to have a beautiful face for that and she does not)and what's with the stupid dirty looking extentsions? Roots always showing, and her hair guy is her bff?? She needs a MAJOR new hair style! This makes her look shorter and wider, the part with stupid long curls! wears hideous clothes,clunky bracelets/chains (ewww) always in 6" heels, even at the beach, (ewww 10x)she is not a beauty, and she sure can't sing, nor act. you figure! And all of her bags and shoes are always 75% off at stores, plastic big luggage type flashy bags, I mean, does this girl have ANY fashion sense???
By jojo, on January 29, 2009 02:41:30
That ain't fat. Stupid but not fat
By anonymous, on January 29, 2009 02:44:21
Good God, there are a lot of fat women commenting on here, wtf is this, the fat whiny girl club? Even Kim fat ass Kardashian stood up for this hideous chud. This is not normal or even average size, she is FAT, FAT, FAT, and this is not healthy. I love it when fat girls defend other fat girls. LOLOLOL!
By anonymous, on January 29, 2009 07:53:47
^ Then tell your fat mom to get off this website and you stop using her computer when she's at work and you should be in school.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2009 08:21:51
#56, my point made. You must be fat. Go now and be a good fat girl/gay guy and eat a twinkie.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2009 09:42:00
She made a bad fashion choice that was unflattering. I wouldn't say she is "fat" at all and I'm not a larger girl by any means.
#55 - wtf are you deluded, of course she is normal/average size. The average dress size in the UK is 14 (and I bet it's larger in the US) and she looks about a 12.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2009 10:19:14
#57, Thanks for admitting your mom is fat.
By point made, on January 29, 2009 10:55:56
She's fat. H
er back-fat roll is almost the size of her boobs.
Not OK. And not hot. ANd she's really only famous for the body, so........BYE!
By anonymous, on January 29, 2009 11:02:42
don't know about fat (or size 8 either--size 12, maybe), but that absurd tank/double belt combo is guaranteed to push any flab she has into photo-perfect position. Even if she isn't obese, she is definitely not fit, and shouldn't be wearing multi-pocketed Mom jeans and unflattering sleeveless ANYthing.
...honestly, fatlings, we're ripping her for being tacky more than being a great big hulking nasty fat-assed gorilla in a blonde wig...
...honestly.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2009 11:36:54
She's cute and I'd fuck her in a hot second.
That said, no she's not skinny. Why does that matter? The tits and ass are incredible.
By anonymous, on January 29, 2009 12:59:39
...later for all that L.A. stick figure bullshyt..she's a size two now, and I'd knock the lining out them guts and let Romo take pics...and go to sleep on them titties
By A. Brutha, on January 29, 2009 18:29:10
if this story is true she'll be back at daisy duke size in a month and playing the field and you'll start hearing the rumors of her doing nude scenes in a movie so she can be taken seriously .fuck! just get naked and i'll take you seriously baby.
By festie, on January 30, 2009 08:07:43
Wow,booked at a chili cook off.Pap Joe must have lost his touch.
By jizzbomb, on January 30, 2009 18:42:56
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