Oh, so like, this means, like, the news will have to focus on things, like, how people are losing their jobs and all? And, like, the recession, like? OMG! That is, like, so boring, like, you know?
At least I can be reasonably sure that Miley and co. are twitching every time they see themselves described as "tween stars". They obviously think they're MATURE YOUNG WOMEN.
My daughter loves the Jonas Brothers and I have no clue why. They are hairy little bastards. Mind you, I took her to see them, and they were fun in concert, but I don't get the appeal. Plus, all these scandalous little girls always nipple slipping and taking nude pics for their boy toys. What has this world come to? I am locking my kid in the basement til she is 32!
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By anonymous, on February 15, 2009 22:40:00
Uh, these people are 16fucking years old. This what tabloid journalism has stooped to; gossip about high schoolers? Pathetic.
By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 00:08:37
Todd This is Daves dream girl...no wait her little sister is Daves dream girl....
By markeeoo, on February 16, 2009 05:02:30
markeeoo you're an idiot.
By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 06:50:20
She's got the biggest fucking head I've ever seen on a small body.
By sushi, on February 16, 2009 07:55:23
that creepy Asian dude is totally busted for trying to sneak a peek
By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 08:13:38
Oh, so like, this means, like, the news will have to focus on things, like, how people are losing their jobs and all? And, like, the recession, like?
OMG! That is, like, so boring, like, you know?
By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 09:43:35
#7 your not even funny.now go off and play with miley cyrus.
By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 10:27:19
Jonas Bros.are raging pussies.
By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 12:37:02
@ #8- Um, I believe I have to wait until she turns 18, lest I be put on some kind of perverts list.
By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 13:21:48
At least I can be reasonably sure that Miley and co. are twitching every time they see themselves described as "tween stars". They obviously think they're MATURE YOUNG WOMEN.
By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 01:01:25
My daughter loves the Jonas Brothers and I have no clue why. They are hairy little bastards. Mind you, I took her to see them, and they were fun in concert, but I don't get the appeal. Plus, all these scandalous little girls always nipple slipping and taking nude pics for their boy toys. What has this world come to? I am locking my kid in the basement til she is 32!
By Slow News Day, on February 17, 2009 10:02:47
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