13 Comments:

1. Hef hasn't died of old age yet? Speaking of, his funeral will be a delicious display of absurdity and sluttiness. Not saying that I want him to die, but I can't help but smile when I think of how big of a spectacle his funeral will be.

   By FemBot, on February 14, 2009 08:18:48

2. I don't want Hef to die but FemBot has made a really good point. His funeral will be good times.

   By FemSlot, on February 14, 2009 08:28:58

3. Ugh, when did Playboy consist of whores like this, and stupid 19 year old twin skanks that are criminals? The whole persona of Playboy is a joke and so is Hef. I would rather look at Penthouse. At least the women in there can accept that they are whores.

   By Kendra is a Dumb Ass, on February 14, 2009 08:43:34

4. Mark my words; this slutty whore will be sucking dicks in back alleys for $20 within 2 years...

   By anonymous, on February 14, 2009 08:56:18

5. double chins must be the theme in these pics.

   By emily, on February 14, 2009 09:22:06

6. I predict within the next five years this woman will be out of the business. She will be married to a mortgage banker or such named "Chip" and have a daughter which she will have named "Diddia" or some nonsense wigger sort of name and live in an exburb of Dallas or elsewhere in the South.
   You will see her in a "People Magazine" issue on a swing set in the backyard of their acre property and smiling while cooking sphagetti for her family, in which she will claim her years as a singer and posing for Playboy were marked by some sort of abuse (fill in the blank) from which she has fully recovered and which will be followed by her tell-all autobiography which she will hype on various talk shows and hopefully, Oprah. Hey, does she need an agent?

   By Morgan, on February 14, 2009 10:26:25

7. Fembot-
   
   But instead of flowers they will throw viagra on Hef's coffin.

   By Morgan, on February 14, 2009 10:27:52

8. Fembot-
   
   I forgot to add, probably some lube too.

   By Morgan, on February 14, 2009 10:32:33

9. hahaha!! Oh yes.....cannot wait for the debacle to unfold at Hef's funeral. They will parade his coffin Reagan-style through L.A.---there will be more tits, ass & and camel toe at his funeral than in all of the magazines combined.

   By FemBot, on February 14, 2009 13:28:10

10. Hef is still married to Kimberely so when he dies,she,as his widow and mother of his underage children, will have all say and power about his funeral. His daughter , Christie, will most likley want something dignified and it seems Kimberely is that low key type too. One thing for certain, Playboy as far as American pop culture , has really going downhill. Those shanktwins. Whew! Dasha, ellll! Aubery whoever on the cover,who!

    By Step down, on February 14, 2009 13:57:50

11. Her "singing" career is in the crapper, so this is all she has to look forward to. She's planning to take bestfriend Jenna Jameson's porno queen/whore throne next.

    By sakura, on February 14, 2009 17:39:35

12. I just got my Playboy and i'm so not impressed with her.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2009 04:59:33

13. You can see where her weave is attached in the back- so classy!

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2009 07:24:01