Oh No! (sarcasm) Im so bummed.....(even more sarcasm).... Now I have to return my super cool tickets for the ultimate show of a lifetime.....(booooring, sarcasm)... I guess now i have to go see the even more talented Miss Scarlett Johannsen(whatever her name is).
Who cares ? She can't sing worth a shit unless it's computer enhanced, All she really good for for is dancing around like the little whore she is. She is getting in shape for her "tour" because she needs the money because her CD's are shit and not selling and she has to look good. She'll make her millions from the idiots who will pay to see her then she'll go back to normal, wearing pink wigs, crashing her cars, talking in a British accent you know the normal stuff.
Let's all cry a tear for slutney. Boo fucking hoo. Dumbass twit has no need to work for the rest of her life, can stay with her kids & watch them grow, has her choice of any number of homes, can create a life for herself that us regular folk can only dream of. Instead the stupid snatch flasher decides that "touring" (if you can call her pathetic hand waving concerts that) is more important than family.
Well, I for one have NO sympathy for her. She can go straight to hell; do not pass go, do not collect $200...
I would hold out for big cash as well. Smart move by Kevin. We all know it's about the money. $4k a week? Puhleez, that inbreed skank is going to make tons of money off all the fag hags attending her shit shows.
Spears is a dancing clown - a hideous sideshow freak who deserves to be mocked and hated as she disgraces herself on the world stage. Her soul is black, her heart is filled with selfish desire. She is evil. She is the trash from the alley, the filth from the gutter, the stink from the dung heap.
Whatever the case the girl doing the "reporting" is terrible. I have never heard "and" more in a broadcast. Its like she is in third grade and trying to write a book review for a Nancy Drew novel. " The girl was in trouble and she got hurt and she called for help and she didn't get it and she failed miserably at life and she should never try to be more than a McDonald worker.......
too bad Brad can't force Angelina to quit dragging those poor children they are collecting all over the world, heck Brit Brit just wants to lug hers around the US.
27 Comments:
Leave Your CommentBOOOORRRRRINNGG!!!
By anonymous, on February 2, 2009 11:13:54
Boring subject matter, but nicely done, Dave--really.
By Money, on February 2, 2009 11:45:23
Baby daddy still needs his lunch money I guess.
By Ceech Chong, on February 2, 2009 11:51:39
anything else!
By anonymous, on February 2, 2009 11:59:57
dave, you're getting there man. don't give up. this was your best post yet.
By brackattack, on February 2, 2009 12:02:34
Oh No! (sarcasm)
Im so bummed.....(even more sarcasm)....
Now I have to return my super cool tickets for the ultimate show of a lifetime.....(booooring, sarcasm)...
I guess now i have to go see the even more talented Miss Scarlett Johannsen(whatever her name is).
BOOOOO-RRRRINNNG!
By nikkibeach, on February 2, 2009 12:12:49
OMG I saw the video screen shot and was sooo afraid Britney was having a fling with Bob Sagat.
By anonymous, on February 2, 2009 13:28:45
At least she looks good?
By Britney Blah, on February 2, 2009 13:28:49
I'd looooove to get a chance to hit that.
By anonymous, on February 2, 2009 13:47:56
Who cares ? She can't sing worth a shit unless it's computer enhanced, All she really good for for is dancing around like the little whore she is. She is getting in shape for her "tour" because she needs the money because her CD's are shit and not selling and she has to look good. She'll make her millions from the idiots who will pay to see her then she'll go back to normal, wearing pink wigs, crashing her cars, talking in a British accent you know the normal stuff.
By anonymous, on February 2, 2009 13:57:34
the only interesting thing i could possibly read about britney spears from this point onwards is her inevitable suicide.
By anonymous, on February 2, 2009 14:07:18
wino vs britney- thunderdome.
i would buy a ticket to see that.
By anonymous, on February 2, 2009 14:54:28
It's bot boring. Not everybody who comes to this site just wants to see T&A all day...
By anonymous, on February 2, 2009 15:18:17
Let's all cry a tear for slutney. Boo fucking hoo. Dumbass twit has no need to work for the rest of her life, can stay with her kids & watch them grow, has her choice of any number of homes, can create a life for herself that us regular folk can only dream of. Instead the stupid snatch flasher decides that "touring" (if you can call her pathetic hand waving concerts that) is more important than family.
Well, I for one have NO sympathy for her. She can go straight to hell; do not pass go, do not collect $200...
By anonymous, on February 2, 2009 15:22:45
Maybe Brit and Amy Winehouse could be double billed.
The Prozac Nation tour.
By anonymous, on February 2, 2009 15:51:26
hey nikkibeach no need for the sarcasm in brackets after every sentence...
we get it! you re being sarcastic!
By anonymous, on February 2, 2009 16:16:04
I can see her getting pissed at the Paparazi and hurling the kid at them the way Ben Stiller hurled the little Asian boy in Tropic Thunder.
By anonymous, on February 2, 2009 16:17:44
I would hold out for big cash as well. Smart move by Kevin. We all know it's about the money. $4k a week? Puhleez, that inbreed skank is going to make tons of money off all the fag hags attending her shit shows.
P.S. Booooooring
By anonymous, on February 2, 2009 17:43:05
Spears is a dancing clown - a hideous sideshow freak who deserves to be mocked and hated as she disgraces herself on the world stage. Her soul is black, her heart is filled with selfish desire. She is evil. She is the trash from the alley, the filth from the gutter, the stink from the dung heap.
By Cyrus, on February 2, 2009 19:05:34
god damn trolls.
By anonymous, on February 2, 2009 19:42:45
Whatever the case the girl doing the "reporting" is terrible. I have never heard "and" more in a broadcast. Its like she is in third grade and trying to write a book review for a Nancy Drew novel. " The girl was in trouble and she got hurt and she called for help and she didn't get it and she failed miserably at life and she should never try to be more than a McDonald worker.......
By Chicken Noodles , on February 2, 2009 20:13:41
"What? You're still reading? I stopped caring around October 2007." I agree with #4, you're getting better Dave
By anonymous, on February 2, 2009 21:16:37
too bad Brad can't force Angelina to quit dragging those poor children they are collecting all over the world, heck Brit Brit just wants to lug hers around the US.
By anonymous, on February 2, 2009 23:28:50
#22 - Everybody needs to get off Dave's dick. The joke was funny the first time when Todd wrote it.
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/07/gemma-atkinson-is-for-no-reason.html
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 00:39:16
What ever happened to Vigilante, Blingy Washington and all the other colorful characters that USED to post on here? Did I miss something?
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 03:00:30
I love you brit, and I think your a good girl. However, your stiff dance moves and lips singing has played out.
By black Jack, on February 3, 2009 15:32:21
I love you brit, and I think your a good girl. However, your stiff dance moves and lips singing has played out.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 15:32:29
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