Yep, Homo left this piece of ass for the fat chud he may or may NOT be doing at this point. Sad, sad, POOR JESSICUNT. Crying and breaking down on stage. Betting Tony went back to hit this again. Go HOMO!
She's way too skinny. Real men aren't attracted to girls this skinny. We like women like Kelly Clarkson's round friend, you know, someone with flab you can knock around. Someone who won't laugh at our small dicks. Ect.
What's with you gays er, guys and skinny women? Jessica Simpson is a very hot female, I would take her any day over nearly every woman at the Grand old Opry.
I can't even find a word to say how unbelievable her legs are. I am an Eagles fan and love the fact that Tony Homo left this smoking ass to date the fat chick in country music. Oops
Was she the one who sang that stupid song about her boyfriend cheating on her and she trashed his truck with a baseball bat? I got stuck listening to that shit in a dressing room and I couldn't get my clothes back on fast enough.
@#9 - Just remember if you smack her around early enough in the relationship she won't try or sing about that shit. She just needs a man to put her in her place. (Which is with her face in my crotch)
#11 - sad but true. Todd, please don't ruin my fantasy - only post pictures of her dead on without the chin profile. Everything else about her is perfect. Thank you drive through.
yeah, body and hair look good... absurd outfit, shit face. I don't know why, but I just find her to be the most boring, nondescript chick ever. I'd rather just about anyone. She has no personality.
As much as Carrie Underwear is the hottest thing to come from my state, her guitarist, Orianthi, was even hotter! Young, great lips, and shreds her guitar like I would shred her ass in bed!
"She's way too skinny. Real men aren't attracted to girls this skinny. We like women like Kelly Clarkson's round friend, you know, someone with flab you can knock around. Someone who won't laugh at our small dicks. Ect."
Carrie made it on merit, Jessica made it on the manipulations of Pappa Goober who didn't hesitate to mention his own daughter's breasts in order to get her p.r..Carrie didn't marry a husband and than apparently find him unworthy because he didn't become a big enough celebrity. I can respect Carrie a lot more than I can respect Jessica. And her dud is now Jessica's stud. Says it all.
Usually Carrie looks great but there is something very alien-like about the second set of photos her teeth look like Chiclets and the eyes are actually scaring me, she looks totally like her own wax figure.
bleh she's a fucking poser...her music sucks always has...and what the fuck is up with her nose?...and by the fucking way all the whining fucks have hurt Dave's feelings...no new posts since this morning...now what the fuck will you whiners do until Todd's racist hairy ass is out of rehab?? huh?? huuuh??
#35--and I guess a talent show/popularity contest is what some define as "merit" these days.
And to Captain Smack-A-Hoe: I'm willing to bet you haven't gotten a woman in years due to your chauvanist attitude. Run across the wrong bitch and she might smack YOU around.
I'd like to spend a Friday night with this chick and a bottle of viagra. In my fantasy, I suck her toes as I stair up at her Brazilian waxed hot spot. She looks down at me with a sexy wry smile while pointing a 357 magnum at my head. She then rides me like a cowgirl while stabbing me repeatedly with an ice pick. Oh God I love her.
What did Jesus do with that wheel, by the way? And did she get charged for f'ing up her ex-boyfriend's SUV? Her songs leave so much important material unanswered.
LOL@#53...this bitch is a big fucking bore...scrape off the spackle and what lies beneath is a no-talent plain fucking jane who's 15 minutes is about to joyfully come to an end when the big hook snatches her exit stage left
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By Harry, on February 8, 2009 20:12:44
Yep, Homo left this piece of ass for the fat chud he may or may NOT be doing at this point. Sad, sad, POOR JESSICUNT. Crying and breaking down on stage. Betting Tony went back to hit this again. Go HOMO!
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 20:55:07
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By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 22:41:16
She's way too skinny. Real men aren't attracted to girls this skinny. We like women like Kelly Clarkson's round friend, you know, someone with flab you can knock around. Someone who won't laugh at our small dicks. Ect.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 00:33:04
What's with you gays er, guys and skinny women? Jessica Simpson is a very hot female, I would take her any day over nearly every woman at the Grand old Opry.
By Lucius Fieldon, on February 9, 2009 01:18:38
I can't even find a word to say how unbelievable her legs are. I am an Eagles fan and love the fact that Tony Homo left this smoking ass to date the fat chick in country music. Oops
By MCM, on February 9, 2009 02:05:37
#4 you can stick to your chubby chasing and keep your ridiculous comments to yourself. i myself and plenty of guys i know love the skinny women :)
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 02:25:22
lol too skinny, #4?
she is healthy, and happens to be a small person. i think she looks amazing!!!
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 02:26:40
Was she the one who sang that stupid song about her boyfriend cheating on her and she trashed his truck with a baseball bat? I got stuck listening to that shit in a dressing room and I couldn't get my clothes back on fast enough.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 03:04:34
Yes, #9. Thank You.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 03:20:04
#9--and in the same CD sang about Jesus. How hypocritically nice of her.
And granted she wasn't wearing hideous "Mom" jeans, she still looks like she's getting more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 04:20:21
She's hot but for some reason annoys the fuck out of me.
By sushi, on February 9, 2009 04:29:11
#8 she wasnt nearly that skinny when she was on Idol so I dont know that she's naturally that small of a person (weight wise)
But either way she is a pretty girl
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 05:03:04
@#9 - Just remember if you smack her around early enough in the relationship she won't try or sing about that shit. She just needs a man to put her in her place. (Which is with her face in my crotch)
By Captain Smack-A-Ho, on February 9, 2009 05:05:46
Implants? No way.
By Stimpy C Cat, on February 9, 2009 05:11:03
#11 - sad but true. Todd, please don't ruin my fantasy - only post pictures of her dead on without the chin profile. Everything else about her is perfect. Thank you drive through.
By ijerkoffconstantly, on February 9, 2009 05:15:27
yeah, body and hair look good... absurd outfit, shit face. I don't know why, but I just find her to be the most boring, nondescript chick ever. I'd rather just about anyone. She has no personality.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 05:17:00
That dress does not do her figure justice.
By honey, on February 9, 2009 05:23:29
As much as Carrie Underwear is the hottest thing to come from my state, her guitarist, Orianthi, was even hotter! Young, great lips, and shreds her guitar like I would shred her ass in bed!
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 05:24:15
She's nice looking but her profile is not the best angle for her. She kind of has a smushed Barbie head. Only early stages though.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 06:24:08
i don't see anything i like, fugly.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 06:47:40
CU rules she is hot and talented and a great fuck in bed she does everything not shy about sex all 3 inputs awesome woman
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 06:54:12
"She's way too skinny. Real men aren't attracted to girls this skinny. We like women like Kelly Clarkson's round friend, you know, someone with flab you can knock around. Someone who won't laugh at our small dicks. Ect."
What fuckin' planet are you living on?
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 06:54:47
What's with her giganto head?
By BarbadoSlim, on February 9, 2009 08:00:53
She looks like a Hillbilly to me. I would not say she is ugly or unattractive, just not my type.
By markeeoo, on February 9, 2009 08:18:02
Carrie's stunning, classy, and talented and knows how to keep her thoughts to herself. I can't say the same for Ms. Simpson.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 08:32:57
very pretty girl, and damn, what FANTASTIC legs!
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 08:42:54
Just to round out my other comments, I want to fuck this chick in the ass too.
By thebig28, on February 9, 2009 08:44:27
She's very pretty.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 08:52:14
I dunno what it is about her nose and chin in the banner pic, but her profile looks like a witch.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 09:01:57
Just because it needs to be repeated...those legs...wow!!!
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 09:02:55
Meh. Too wholesome. And skinny.
NEXT!
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 09:08:29
She kind of looks like if Bob Hope was a really hot chick!
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 09:08:52
yes, I get it. your love love love Carrie Underwood, but just don't talk bad about other people (Jessica) will be good.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 09:10:35
Carrie made it on merit, Jessica made it on the manipulations of Pappa Goober who didn't hesitate to mention his own daughter's breasts in order to get her p.r..Carrie didn't marry a husband and than apparently find him unworthy because he didn't become a big enough celebrity. I can respect Carrie a lot more than I can respect Jessica. And her dud is now Jessica's stud. Says it all.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 10:08:06
Fuck she's ugly. Hideous monster.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 10:28:37
Carrie is ugly. Wears way too much make-up. I don't really like blonds, but I especially don't like blonds with brown eyes. What a fugly combo.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 10:52:05
she's pretty, but i can't shake the feeling that she's a huge bitch.
By emily, on February 9, 2009 13:14:39
Great legs, face-meh. Boobs real, very good support under those dresses. I couldn't stop staring at her legs though (and I'm a girl).
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 13:43:00
God, she is gorgeous. And she isn't naturally skinny either -- she works her ass off, and that is what I love about her!
By Jen, on February 9, 2009 13:46:54
Yup, I'd eat through a mile of her shit just to get at its source.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 15:21:40
is that the latest "Fergie" fashion statement or did she piss her shorts? (concert photos in gold outfit)
By Dreifort, on February 9, 2009 15:26:45
Usually Carrie looks great but there is something very alien-like about the second set of photos her teeth look like Chiclets and the eyes are actually scaring me, she looks totally like her own wax figure.
By Christine, on February 9, 2009 16:03:51
bleh she's a fucking poser...her music sucks always has...and what the fuck is up with her nose?...and by the fucking way all the whining fucks have hurt Dave's feelings...no new posts since this morning...now what the fuck will you whiners do until Todd's racist hairy ass is out of rehab?? huh?? huuuh??
By fucking clowns, on February 9, 2009 16:06:18
god her profile in the banner pic is fucking disgusting
By Sacrament, on February 9, 2009 16:24:32
Underwood needs a personality infusion. I would mainline it into her gullet by giving her injections of the finest Colorado semen.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 16:26:12
Lmao it seems like 50% of these comments are trolling, "she's so ugly," let me see what you have.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 18:08:22
#35--and I guess a talent show/popularity contest is what some define as "merit" these days.
And to Captain Smack-A-Hoe: I'm willing to bet you haven't gotten a woman in years due to your chauvanist attitude. Run across the wrong bitch and she might smack YOU around.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 19:00:09
I'd like to spend a Friday night with this chick and a bottle of viagra. In my fantasy, I suck her toes as I stair up at her Brazilian waxed hot spot. She looks down at me with a sexy wry smile while pointing a 357 magnum at my head. She then rides me like a cowgirl while stabbing me repeatedly with an ice pick. Oh God I love her.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 19:05:07
that is a really witchy profile. You know, her nose is a weird feature, the way it's distributed across her face.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 08:13:03
Grammys blah blah blah. 5 words: BEST NEW ARTIST MILLI VANILLI.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 10:23:05
If she had implants, they're not too big (or badly done). For now, I think she recently discovered chicken cutlets.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 12:44:41
What did Jesus do with that wheel, by the way?
And did she get charged for f'ing up her ex-boyfriend's SUV?
Her songs leave so much important material unanswered.
By Mr. Yahoo, on February 10, 2009 14:54:38
LOL@#53...this bitch is a big fucking bore...scrape off the spackle and what lies beneath is a no-talent plain fucking jane who's 15 minutes is about to joyfully come to an end when the big hook snatches her exit stage left
By big yawn , on February 10, 2009 16:10:53
take it easy on the thigh machines at the gym...slut
By mammazen, on February 10, 2009 18:27:36
53, she got inducted into the grand ole opry, entertainer of the year, 4 grammys.
u are all fucking retarding. she made 9 million last year, and is just beginning.
By anna, on February 11, 2009 09:04:21
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