81 Comments:

1. *shrugs* she looks like any other moderately priced hooker in flyover country.

   By BarbadoSlim, on February 16, 2009 08:29:14

2. Is orange the new white? She looks great in pic 4, but that's really the only one.
   
   I love her shoes.

   By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 08:40:37

3. Why does she have to have her mouth open in every shot? She only has one look, and she obviously THINKS it's sexy...

   By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 08:40:50

4. Job well done Dave.

   By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 08:45:17

5. Heidi Montag's equally fug twin

   By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 08:46:16

6. Wow, I've never seen a pictorial done in claymation.

   By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 08:46:31

7. In another ten years Playboy won't have to hire girls to photograph. They will just be cartoons.

   By photoshopsucks, on February 16, 2009 08:48:18

8. Amazing what a few bucks and a late model Trans Am can buy these days

   By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 08:49:31

9. Those are some sweet lookin' tits! Especially in photo #6.

   By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 08:52:16

10. UGLY.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 08:52:24

11. she looks like heidi montag.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 09:01:18

12. People Saying she looks amazing........you guys know about photoshop, right?

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 09:14:47

13. 2 words, ugly, and airbrush.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 09:16:35

14. 2 words, ugly, and airbrush.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 09:16:36

15. I'm not so much into faces as I am into facials.
    
    Lame, dave, really lame.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 09:17:18

16. claymation! lol - airbrushed and still a dogface

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 09:17:56

17. I love how they cover her Frankenstein nipple with her hair. The other tit is all fucked up, shudders. Man, I have never seen something so photoshopped before. This bitch is FUGLY! Love the orange color.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 09:23:54

18. Let' see. Classy, well-done, girl-next-door type of shots that will advance her career into film roles?
    Um, no.
    Slutty, kinda semi-wild strumpet look?
    Yeah.
    These shots will certainly work to advance her career if that career is $50-100 lap dances.
    Is she getting career advice from the voices in her head of something?
    
    PS- Nice nipples anyway Aubray.
    

    By Morgan, on February 16, 2009 09:24:28

19. Wow. Dave actually made a funny.

    By thebig28, on February 16, 2009 09:30:58

20. Wow what a great ass in that first pic

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 09:43:23

21. Why is she not showing the lips i really want to see?

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 09:50:50

22. Gotta say the photo editor at playboy is a magician to turn a tranny into some goldish stature that almost resembles a women.

    By KiKi, on February 16, 2009 10:00:25

23. There's something wrong with her face to begin with - photoshopping makes it even weirder.
    
    This chick is going to need some serious therapy down the line - I doubt she's made enough to afford the electro shock treatments she's going to need.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 10:03:58

24. Her face reminds me of the Dolphin-Plasty episode of South Park...
    But I'd still hit it and quit it. POW!! :)

    By James Brown, on February 16, 2009 10:05:57

25. shes not that hot but she defintely has some junk in her trunk.lol.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 10:23:33

26. Photoshop--a whore's best friend.

    By Madonna, on February 16, 2009 10:23:49

27. The whole deal looks fake

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 10:24:32

28. Usually boobies are nice. In this case, not so much.

    By jt, on February 16, 2009 10:54:07

29. ugly hoe

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 11:10:31

30. anyone that waste their money on this is a tool. why buy it when you can see it free everywhere. plus where's the beave? boring.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 11:15:27

31. No Vagina pic?? now that sucks...

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 11:20:33

32. Dave, you're coming along nicely (no pun intended I swear).
    
    I'm proud to say I have no idea who this cookie cutter skank is and I thought Dannity Kane was a guy.
    
    Nice ass though.

    By Staci, on February 16, 2009 11:34:30

33. What, you aren't going to give her a pear necklace to?

    By Bluechocobo, on February 16, 2009 11:38:04

34. They photoshopped a good amount of weight off her- at the pics from her skank party for this cover she definitely looked thicker

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 11:50:36

35. Great body....not a beauty ...again...great body!

    By Hung Wang, on February 16, 2009 12:01:11

36. all you f***in slapdicks! bitchin' about how fugly she is and photoshopped this and that...you know you'd hit that shit! i wood (i mean would)in a heart beat!

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 12:17:05

37. yeah why no pink bustier, crotchless panty shot? maybe she has a wang

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 12:22:49

38. Why do women strip for Playboy and then not show their naughty bits below the belt? As if it so how makes them less skanky if they only show their boobs? I dont get it, if you want to get naked get naked. If not just slip a nip on the red carpet for us instead. But that probably doesnt pay nearly as much as Playboy does.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 12:36:15

39. This wasn't funny. Dave didn't mean "facials" like you hetersosexual men took it. He meant he'd rather to go to the salon with his girlfriends and have spa days instead of ejaculating on girls.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 13:06:50

40. I can't believe people buy their magazine.
    
    

    By Joe Mahma, on February 16, 2009 13:08:38

41. Is there a "Diddy Was Here" tat near her love canal? Just curious.

    By My Tupac Smalls, on February 16, 2009 13:16:20

42. you can't deny that they are nice fake boobs.

    By niceboobs, on February 16, 2009 13:18:00

43. fucking skank should be ignored, like 3/4 of the "famous" women today.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 13:21:29

44. Looks like she should be on Rupaul's new reality show, Drag Race. Nice boobies though :-)

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 13:29:40

45. Awesome ass.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 14:01:25

46. To answer your question no. Nobody said that. Unless the question was "What are the most boring shots of a mannequin around?"

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 14:39:38

47. The reason they didn't show anything down south is because you would have seen his penis. Duh.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 14:53:34

48. It's like you can't even get off to photos anymore because they are so fucking photoshopped it looks nothing like these fucking chicks.

    By sushi, on February 16, 2009 14:57:06

49. Why didn't she show her pussy?

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 15:04:02

50. She's just showing the world how average she is. Another generic blonde with tits. WOW like I've never seen that before. I do have to say she looks buzzed or high in the pics, and the one with the zebra rug has her looking like a cracked out kelly ripa.

    By Kimberly, on February 16, 2009 15:35:46

51. What's tragic is if you go back to like the first season of the MTV show, she was really, really cute. I'm not sure why she jacked up her face and stuff.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 15:35:58

52. This chick looks like a tramp so if I had my with with her on a Friday night, I'd stretch her asshole.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 15:42:06

53. Can anyone say "slutty whore who will do ANYTHING to be noticed"?
    
    She'll be a blowjob specialist in porn films soon, getting wads blown on her face on a daily basis. It's the only thing she'll be moderately good at...

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 15:49:51

54. a skanky cum dumpster like this needs to be on her knees, sucking my dick...

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 15:51:30

55. Im guessing the carpet doesnt match the curtains so no vag pic?
    
    He face is fucked up.
    
    She has a ass made for pounding. With that all said, her career is over.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 15:54:22

56. Another FAKE AIRBRUSHED B*TCH... YAWN

    By kimmkimm, on February 16, 2009 16:23:51

57. Photoshop operator needs to make up his mind if her nipples are brown or red, bumpy or smooth. Its gotten to the point where the model is just a launching point for editing gone wild.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 16:29:28

58. Apparently people at Playboy think airbrushing is sexy. These pics are so fake, is anyone fooled by this??

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 17:44:56

59. looks kinda like a maxim shoot. what no pussy?

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 17:54:40

60. Who the fuck is Aubrey O'Day and why should I care that she was airbrushed for Playboy?

    By Tony, on February 16, 2009 18:00:44

61. It better be a good body since she paid for it to be this way.

    By KiKi, on February 16, 2009 18:07:35

62. #7 saved me from saying what I was going to say.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 18:56:21

63. glad i am not the only one who saw the disturbing Heidi Montag resemblance.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 19:29:28

64. butterface

    By bud, on February 16, 2009 19:45:36

65. Internet males all up in this thread, talking smack about some bitch who wouldn't even let them bus her table. That said, why the fuck is she so damned yellow, and what's with the boring-ass shoot? Recession necessitates liquidation of props or something!?

    By booya, on February 16, 2009 20:18:41

66. Shit, so many haters around here. She might not be perfect, but she's still pretty damn foxy.
    
    I really can't help but wonder though how many of you haters would actually kick her out of bed...

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 21:54:02

67. Are we not allowed to criticize Dave anymore?
    
    

    By too many rejected comments, on February 16, 2009 23:44:03

68. she has short legs

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 00:07:17

69. I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
    'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
    I want 'em real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 00:20:55

70. Blondes have creepy faces, always. It doesn't matter how hot they are, their faces are creepy. Those blonde eyebrows...the white lashes they try and cover with mascara...makes it look even weirder.

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 00:59:09

71. It shows even photoshop can't completely mask her fugliness.

    By jtg, on February 17, 2009 02:13:26

72. I agree with with #2 & 22, Playboy's standards of beautiful women is pretty much dismal these days. Those are the most touched-up photos I've ever seen in any magazine. She can play in the next bond movie: GOLDPUSSY.

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 02:17:23

73. too much makeup-photoshop-gloss, for sure...she is a sexy chick but Playboy has managed to all but make her sex appeal disappear....even with a spread pink shot it would still be plastic...too bad as she is for sure a sexy chick...

    By Lee Cadaver, on February 17, 2009 02:25:01

74. LMAO at post #6!
    
    She is one fugly whore.

    By Albatross, on February 17, 2009 03:56:09

75. What video game is this from?

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 07:34:45

76. wow, her hair, dress, and skin are all the same color. That's talented.

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 07:46:06

77. blondes do NOT have creepy faces no matter what!

    By my lashes are not white, on February 17, 2009 08:05:31

78. That is one HELL of an ass!
    
    Based on the comments here, I nominate the site name be changed to bitterqueersandfatchicks.com.
    
    Who seconds?

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 09:08:50

79. Won't second that. Chick doesn't look like that, that's photo editing for you. With the new photo editing software, they could take Gross-anne barr & turn her into a never existed hottie. This chick is slut personified, and doesn't look like the pics.

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 18:49:54

80. ORANGE is never alright.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 02:21:35

81. Wow, I'm hard now. What a beautiful ass.

    By spikewebbe, on February 26, 2009 11:21:56