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  1. Todd, you're an ass. So she has hair? Big deal. Most women have wispy bits of hair around their forehead, hers is just more noticeable because its dark.

    And his name is Dev Patel.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 05:13:54

  2. Uh oh. Popcorn time! Thanks, Todd!

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 05:20:59

  3. Wow, Todd, you're a fucking bigot.
    Sorry Dev Patel's name isn't longer, you racist dick.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 05:25:18

  4. Can't wait for a sex tape to leak.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 05:27:24

  5. 1. It's Devesh Patel, actually. And "Patel"? lol

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 05:28:10

  6. Can someone please tell me how pointing out that this girl has hair on her forehead and that Indian's have weird names makes Todd a bigot? I'd really like to know.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 05:30:18

  7. "Most women have wispy bits of hair around their forehead"

    Yeah, but that number is skewed because there are like a zillion Indians (call center not casino).

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 05:30:55

  8. Oh, I think she's adorable. So much more attractive than the plastic Hollywood women.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 05:31:25

  9. You need thick hair if you plan on clinging to the outside of a train.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 05:36:42

  10. Yep, Indians have weird names. And Americans are all fat, ignorant bigots. Works both ways. She's a million times more beautiful than any of the trash you'll ever find round your way Todd.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 05:38:38

  11. Todd won't curry any favor with posts like this.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 05:39:04

  12. Would you like to buy a Slushy Pop?

    By Abdul-Aziz-Hakim-Abudabi Patel, on February 24, 2009 05:39:28

  13. I'd like to agree with #10, but all Americans ARE NOT fat, ignorant bigots. However, all Indians have weird names.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 05:41:16

  14. She is gorgeous! Are you blind?

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 05:46:11

  15. Why all the Todd hate? It's as if he has a red bullseye on his forehead.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 05:47:44

  16. maybe you'd like her better if she weighed 89 pounds and was built like a ruler, todd.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 05:49:59

  17. Todd stop being Racist here... atleast she's not plastic.. most hollywood actresses struggle to look good even after nose/boob/hair/butt/personality/brain jobs/transplants... so its ok... she may not be the most beautiful.. but she is definitely charming... better than over hyped aishwariya rai for sure.. better actress.. and much more accepted and natural...and a little hairy forehead is always better than receding hairline

    By Sofiya Azad, on February 24, 2009 05:52:26

  18. Looks like she's a sacred cow to some people.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 05:59:02

  19. Are you serious? This girl is stunning. You fawn all over Waxgelina but this girl who has natural beauty you have a problem w/because of forehead hair? Get real.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 06:00:42

  20. "If it takes you two gallons of phlegm to pronounce your first name, I may be inclined to check your shoes for fuses. And that's not racist; it's profiling."--Ron White

    By They call me "Tater Salad", on February 24, 2009 06:02:24

  21. She's prettier than Angelina Jolie. AJ is ugly.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 06:07:58

  22. Relax number 3 the bitch is not pretty TODD is not a bigot what you want him to like every skank in the world so he won't look like a bigot come on

    the problem is that you saw her on your tv so you think she is hot you are brain washed to believe that any chick on tv is hot bet you think Sarah Jessica Parker is hot too or that nasty cameron diaz and so many other ugly ass hollywood skanks

    By TODD IS NOT A BIGOT , on February 24, 2009 06:12:36

  23. are all you guys just realizing what a red neck bigot todd is?

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 06:15:32

  24. You suck. What's wrong with that type of hairline? Much more preferable than having a shiny forehead from all the waxing like the metros do.

    By cinco, on February 24, 2009 06:25:43

  25. Mickey Rourke should've won best actor. I would've loved to have heard that acceptance speech.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 06:28:50

  26. "Mickey Rourke should've won best actor."

    Yeah, but Penn was playing a gay guy, his victory was rubber stamped by the butt pirate mafia.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 06:40:55

  27. "(call center not casino)"

    and

    "You need thick hair if you plan on clinging to the outside of a train."

    AND

    "Todd won't curry any favor with posts like this."

    comedy gold, guys...

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 06:46:54

  28. I bet she has a nice beaver.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 06:47:55

  29. I'm just happy they had the respectfulness to remove the pimentos in their foreheads before the awards show.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 06:49:54

  30. I think she's a beautiful woman, but "the next big thing to come along"? Not so sure about that one. Time will tell...

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 06:55:09

  31. I disagree Todd, I'd nail her dirty USA style

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 06:55:58

  32. I think she's really pretty. Normally I didn't think I'd be attracted to Indian chicks, but I recently met a couple at the hospital/clinic that were so hot and so cool, I'd gladly hook up with either of them (if I were single).

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 06:56:08

  33. I'd bang her and hold onto her back hair while doing so.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 06:58:31

  34. What an asshole you are. She's gorgeous!

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 07:00:54

  35. She's pretty. She does have a very hair forehead though, but still pretty.

    By Little Bo Peep, on February 24, 2009 07:01:28

  36. Freida Pinto has a HUGE bush.

    By Vanessa Hudgens, on February 24, 2009 07:02:46

  37. she is just a mean looking indian girl. i mean, come on, you desis, just admit it, she looks like a bitch,even by your standards.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 07:08:07

  38. Todd is telling the truth ! Thanks.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 07:10:30

  39. She needs to have that forehead threaded (and it would take a spool) but other than that I think she's gorgeous.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 07:14:43

  40. okay... girl has hairy forehead.. so what ? some women are just born hairy... thats the case with the most indian chicks, so is their race. but girl is still pretty... naturally pretty .

    # 21 - Im not a fan of Angelina, but in my opinion, AJ is a very beautiful woman. That indian chick cant hold a candle to Angelina. she's charming, but thats it. and AJ on the other hand IS beautiful , indeed.

    Not a fan. Just an opinion.

    By rumawalker, on February 24, 2009 07:15:12

  41. What?! She's hot.

    By Darius Rucker, on February 24, 2009 07:16:16

  42. yes #13, all Indians do have weird names...like Freida Pinto. You fuckwit!

    This chick is way hotter than the usual shiny plastic whores that Todd posts.

    By Nominal, on February 24, 2009 07:18:38

  43. Well, at least now we know where Madonna's daughter Lourdes' unibrow migrated to

    i wonder if it needed a visa to get into India

    By JR, on February 24, 2009 07:19:09

  44. This chick is absolutely gorgeous. I'd take her and her forehead over nasty, trailer-trash, low rent Angelina, Megan Fox anyday. All the other bitches you post about are gross.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 07:23:55

  45. I have lots of female friends from India, Iran, Paskistan and they're quite funny when they talk about their hairy bodies. "I have to wax or I look like my husband!" They laugh about it. I steer clear of commenting usually, but I'm a hairy Anglo so, hey.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 07:33:47

  46. Wow, really everyone? Of all the shit Todd posts on a daily basis that's at least this offensive, if not more...THIS is the one every is going to get up in arms about? You people are fucking weird.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 07:45:46

  47. Why do people have to bring Angelina Jolie into every conversation? Oh ya cause she's gorgeous and talented so everyone always has to compare someone to her. Keep your negative comments to yourself, Angelina is the most beautiful woman in the world, and deep down you all know that, no matter what you say.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 07:50:52

  48. re: 3

    iawtc

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 07:54:04

  49. As a white guy engaged to an Indian woman, let me just say thanks for the laughs.
    Some of you are funny.
    Some of you are just parroting 25 year old jokes.

    Learn about the Indian culture, and if you don't find it interesting, maybe you'll atleast add an original joke/stereotype to your arsenal.

    Most of the white Hollywood actresses do nothing for me.

    Google Shilpa Shetty, resist the immediate urge to masturbate, and try to convince me you'd sooner get with Reese Witherspoon than Shilpa. ;)


    mmmmm Shilpa
    (to the Indians: let's not turn this thread into a Shilpa VS Aishwarya contest...;))

    By joejoe, on February 24, 2009 07:57:45

  50. 47 - Get help. Nobody should be that obsessed with someone they've never met.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 08:04:23

  51. Shilpa Shetty? That's the best you got? Sounds like a mattress. LMAO!! Funny how Indians only have two chicks they can throw into a conversation haha. btw, neither of them are that hot...

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 08:04:24

  52. joejoe, you still have time to back out...unless you wanna be smelling 5 feet away...

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 08:09:27

  53. It's obvious they have to market their movies to other countries ...India Spain cause American-moviegoers aren't buying their crap anymore and the "PoliticalAwards" reflect that.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 08:09:39

  54. She's adorable, but the post was still funny.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 08:13:07

  55. The Oscars picks are so overrated anyway.

    By Hugh Jackman, on February 24, 2009 08:13:31

  56. 50-saying someone's beautiful and talented makes you obsessed? Then I guess there's a lot of obsessed people on this website and in the world. Go back to school and grow up.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 08:15:29

  57. The worst thing about this movie is the wave of self-indulgent poseurs defending it.

    Sorry, hipsters...worshiping this hairy Indian broad will not add points to your IQ.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 08:17:33

  58. Thank you for calling. This call may be recorded for training purposes. How can I help you today?

    By joejoe's fiancee, on February 24, 2009 08:23:19

  59. She is more attractive than that other Indian actress, Aishwarya Rai. AR is ugly, her face is all angular and lopsided.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 08:25:14

  60. recently I saw a little girl in a local drugstore, she was adorable singing and singing. at a closer look, I noticed the thick black hair on her arms and upper arms. suddenly she turned, her back was coated in thick black hair which actually came to a part in the middle of her back. I thought to myself, she better sing now because when she grows up she's gonna be crying. but heck, I guess that's why they have arranged marriages.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 08:31:05

  61. love you #57.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 08:31:12

  62. Oh what a surprise! A thread about a non-white person and instantly their ethnicity becomes the punchline. Hilarious. Can we talk about how other races always play the race card now?

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 08:31:20

  63. why do you think they are a billion? the normal evolution or extinction is not allowed: every single one of them is encouraged to reproduce: of course that's why they have arranged marriages, who on earth would marry a wolfman or wolfwoman with no incentive??!!

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 08:36:01

  64. #63 LMFAO ! well said !
    and , # 49 - joejoe.... u r a white guy, engaged to an indian chick, and u say all the hollywood actresses do nothing for u. well I guess that so because no good looking, wealthy ,sexy hollywood actress would like to date u. so thats y u r bashing white chicks.
    and dont tell me your fiance is drop dead gorgeous...may be looking like ... what was her name again? shilpa shetty ?? That chick isnt even all that good looking. Average. And I can tell u why - With TONS OF MAKE UP and EYELINER every chick would look ok... Shilpa... Is that the best u can come up with ?
    good for u. and good luck to u and your fiance.

    By rumawalker, on February 24, 2009 09:02:02

  65. the thing that sucks about having dark hair and lighter skin is that even the finest hairs show up! ask any italian, greek, or persian girl. or in this case, indian. but while some indian girls might look hairy, frieda is definitely not. those are just tiny baby hairs around her hairline. next time you hold a baby, you can see they have them all around their hairline. i think she looks fine.

    By azizah, on February 24, 2009 09:38:51

  66. How come no one has said they would bang her until all the curry comes out?
    Truthfully she is far classier and attractive than many American female celebrities.
    Nice to have a reminder of what a real woman is.

    By Mr. Yahoo, Bollywood, NY, on February 24, 2009 10:19:09

  67. what? shilpa shitty?

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 10:24:52

  68. So the chick is pretty, but is too sloppy to get her hairy forehead waxed.. and that to for the oscars which are probably her last. what a lazy ass!!!!!

    By sara, on February 24, 2009 10:27:30

  69. Todd, you don't get it for two reasons...

    a) You are probably used to being with fat ugly women so you don't know what real beauty is.
    b) You don't have a real job so you probably don't get a lot of things.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 10:43:58

  70. I think she's gorgeous. Her hairline looks fine to me.

    By LisaL, on February 24, 2009 11:10:24

  71. Now now. Todd is an equal opportunity racist bigot. Give the dude a break.

    XOXO Honey!

    By Todd's third sister wife, on February 24, 2009 11:17:31

  72. Indian Jessica Biel? I think. Waxing your hairline? Sounds kind of ridiculous. Fuck you Todd, my hair line is just like hers. How am I supposed to like myself now?

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 11:35:54

  73. I think she's angelically pretty...very natural and pristine. But I have to agree with Todd about her forehead. When the hair on top of your head starts to creep towards your eyebrows and threaten to form a union there's something wrong. It wouldn't hurt her to get that shit removed with a laser.

    Then again she can just wear a really big hat.

    By Sippy Cup, on February 24, 2009 11:42:13

  74. I think the hair is barely anything, especially when she's cute everywhere else. And Dev Patel would not have been hard to write up. He's fun and cute, I hope I see these two more.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 12:03:59

  75. First off, don't know who Todd is.

    And second, this girl is a thousand times better looking than Maniston, who has to wax her sideburns, mustache and goatee.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 12:31:15

  76. that's her hairline!! A lot of Indians have small forheads and a visible/pronounced hairline

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 13:05:39

  77. Shilpa Shetty is fucking hideous. Somebody up there brought her up, so I googled her.

    This girl here is really pretty.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 15:16:21

  78. This chick is fucking stunning, the hair thing is a non issue. I am dissapointed in you Todd.

    But then you completely redeem yourself by being able to stir the pot like this! Bravo.

    By Jester959, on February 24, 2009 15:16:22

  79. Great looking. Just hope she doesn't date Chris Brown.

    By Singh Shah Patel, on February 24, 2009 15:55:27

  80. Todd's a dick because he degraded the celebrity and talent of Dev Patel by assuming he had a difficult name to spell, even though if he just fucking googled it he could copy and paste. So, I hope this guy does become famous and then changes his name to Ajatashatru Nitya-Sundara just for spite.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 16:18:57

  81. #22

    This is number 3.

    What?

    I didn't mention her.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 16:27:53

  82. #63 and #64 Since you're such fans of Darwinism you should probably do us all a favor and off yourselves right now. You're dinosaurs — and not doing anyone any good posting your ignorant, racist opinions.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 16:29:19

  83. She's gorgeous. You're just jealous, Todd. You wish you were a pretty princess.

    By RaraAvis, on February 24, 2009 17:10:29

  84. #58, you are an evil genius my friend.

    And you gotta hand it to Todd-he trashes anyone and everyone. Most of the time, it's hilarious. The rest of the time, it's fucking hilarious. For all the rigid peeps offended by this post, do us all a favor: pull the sticks out of your asses.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 18:08:17

  85. Todd u r a right, Well she is Ok to look and not so hot as other indian chicks are normally. She is very average looking indian girl

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 18:18:25

  86. #79:

    OR the Indian guy from "40-Year-Old-Virgin." I hear he's a cut above the rest in the boyfriend department.

    By Habib Datelamanoupous, on February 24, 2009 18:19:10

  87. If the forhead hair is the only thing you can find as a flaw.....and your rep of flawfinding is un-matched....she must/is one of the most beautiful next to ms. megan fox, no???

    By M3, on February 25, 2009 00:00:49

  88. Lighten up assholes... it's humor.

    I laughed.. and this Slumdog thing is driving me crazy. NO ONE in America, where the award was given, gave a shit about this movie. It got ZERO press until somehow it was nominated for awards, and then still had trouble getting a spot in the theaters IN AMERICA (again where the award was given, so yeah it matters that americans could give a shit less..) (and has nothing to do with where this was made, or by whom)

    By Nysro, on February 25, 2009 02:49:13

  89. #82...can you say 'v, v, v' ?

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 03:57:10

  90. She is soooo hot...put your freaking glasses on

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 06:38:07

  91. I'm European and i read all these useless free comments including Todd's pointless pick on her hair:
    1. We are genetically programmed to have body hair regardless the sex, if it doesn't offend any good taste then it is ok to leave it there
    2. Comments are split between Americans and Indians ...it's obvious
    3. Americans through their speech patterns behave as if they are superior just because they are ... American.... take it easy guys...this girl won the Oscar...you are in your own country but I doubt you commentators ever won anything else a free chip bag to stuff while sitting in front of the TV or sofa like a coach potato.... you should check your mortgage interest:)
    4. For the Indians, way to go..congrats for your achievement... but take it easy with the ego...it's not a contest

    By Deanna, on February 26, 2009 07:14:50

  92. I think she is absolutely beautiful. She is naturally pretty which is hard to come by these days. I think that you guys need to wake up!

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 12:31:54

  93. Well,to the Indians...the American names are weird.I had a friend named Jonathan,who's name they made fun off when I went to New Delhi in 2007.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2009 11:44:27

  94. re: pretty much everyone backing up Mr Todd

    Indians have 'weird' names?? how stupid are you all?? their names are 'weird' to YOU, because you haven't heard them before - they actually have meaning, unlike the generic John, Jill, Sara, Megan, Britney, etc. If you actually travelled and learned something about the world, you would know that your names would be weird in other countries...and that YOU all would be the laughingstock in places like India.

    wow, it's 2009 - you would think that people would get the f**k over themselves and stop being so inherently racist by now. it's pretty pathetic.

    ps comment 91: these comments are not split between Indians and americans - it's just split between ignorant, narrow-minded bigots and mature, open-minded people with life experience.

    By anonymous, on March 16, 2009 13:59:15

  95. Don't worry Todd, your name would also sound weird (and full of consonants to the Indians; they may relate it to "toad").
    P.S. She is beautiful, regardless of the "hair on the forehead". And she is not the most beautiful girl you will find from India.
    But if Angie or Jennifer or Julia were to visit India, those people would have the urge to feed them.

    By anonymous, on March 19, 2009 05:10:19

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