Well, there has been documentation (i.e. photos) that have shown him to be "hung like a moose". As much as women profess to not care...they really do. It's going to take another guy with a bigger (or better) dick to break them apart. She's not too bright either!
She had a fucked up childhood from someone who is just as useless as that dude, and now she's doing the Freud daddy issue routine and eventually leave him for the same reasons she ran away from home to be a stripper. Cause he sucks.
Next thing you know, money is missing from the drawer and she winds up knocked up. I've seen ti a hundred times.
You need it explained to you? OK. I bet David Silver has a giant peen, how else could he get hot girl after hot girl. I heard Megan Fox being interviewed quite a few times and I just have to remark...she's lucky she's beautiful because the brain... So, combine an insecure, dim girl with a blindsiding cock and you have the explanation
I didnt realize she was that scrawny, chick has no boobs or hips
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 06:05:51 ------------------------------------------ Actually, chick has natural, perky tits. And the ass of an angel. I'd fuck her all night long...
1. I'll agree with you Todd--Austin Green was positively ridiculous in 90210. Maudlin in fact. Noone really argues that. However I have to be fair. In 2008, as opposed to 1998, something must have happened in those ten years. His acting on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles is, I have to admit, of a fairly high caliber. He is a pretty convincingly tough, hard-boiled character.
2. Megan Fox. Someone commented, her tattoos are dumb. REALLY DUMB. Again, to be fair, that's true. Someone so beautiful covering their body with that kind of putrid, ugly markings would either have to be a stripper or a streetwalker. And, to be fair, I did hear that she didn't have the most positive, nurturing upbringing, another thing she has in common with strippers and streetwalkers. It is probably very fortunate for Ms. Fox that she got discovered as an actress when she did as very young as she did, otherwise I sort of shudder at the possibilities.
3. Austin Green's History with women. If I am not correct, this guy slays the chicks. His seed evidently bore fruit with another scorchingly beautiful woman, from the show "Las Vegas". Women do not flock to a guy with no attributes to him, so either the comments about his enormously sized manhood are true or he has the wit of Oscar Wilde or--well who knows. Anyway the comments in my opinion hit it on the head.
why does everyone think that being interested in or having lots of tattoos mean that you have a fucked up life? I think her tattoos are really dumb, but there are plenty of people who have a lot of tattoos with a lot of thought put into them and they are not trashy or ugly or dirty. Some people really like tattoos, don't think they are putrid and they certainly don't make you a streetwalker. jesus, wake up to the 21st century.
Green is the poor man's version of Jack Bauer on the Terminator. Keifer is a better actor and poon hound as well. If she gets a big time actor co-star in a movie that wants her she will dump him in a heartbeat. But you need to be able to speak whole, really coherent sentences to get a major league part.
I'll explain it to you. She's a trailer trash chic who couldn't believe she was getting to bone the "wigger from 90210". Then, she suddenly became more popular than him. Now it's his turn to spit shine KSwiss shoes and iron her FILA jump suits. That's how it happened.
She is with him because she thinks she CAN'T do any better so she does not dump him and finds a better guy and he is not hung he is very small two inches thats all
She got those stupid tatoos so when Brian is nailing her doggie style he can look at them and find himself lost in their stupidity and thus not experience pre-mature ejaculation.
Yeah, I'm sure every commenter on this page was cool as hell in the 80's, What, no member's only jackets? No Cindy Lauper hair, No rockin' Milly Vanilly cassette in your camaro? Give me a break, BAG was ok in the 80's and has turned into one hot piece. Take a gander at some of her older pics, before she looked like a little boy.
45 Comments:
Leave Your CommentHave you seen Megan Fox's tattoos? They're pretty dumb. VERY DUMB. And no amount of stupidity from someone with tattoos like that would shock me.
By thebig28, on February 3, 2009 05:01:06
He's hung like a moose?
He is just abusive enough for her to keep trying to please him?
He can do magic things with his tongue?
Just some possibilities that almost make sense.
By ISBN, on February 3, 2009 05:04:22
Brian Austen Green is the shit! Clearly you don't was Terminator the series.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 05:19:52
Well, there has been documentation (i.e. photos) that have shown him to be "hung like a moose". As much as women profess to not care...they really do. It's going to take another guy with a bigger (or better) dick to break them apart. She's not too bright either!
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 05:20:04
By his looks, I would think he would be selling Hummers and not Ford trucks there Todd.
By Mr. Morgan, on February 3, 2009 05:21:25
My opinion: DAD ISSUES.
She had a fucked up childhood from someone who is just as useless as that dude, and now she's doing the Freud daddy issue routine and eventually leave him for the same reasons she ran away from home to be a stripper. Cause he sucks.
Next thing you know, money is missing from the drawer and she winds up knocked up. I've seen ti a hundred times.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 05:23:58
You need it explained to you? OK. I bet David Silver has a giant peen, how else could he get hot girl after hot girl. I heard Megan Fox being interviewed quite a few times and I just have to remark...she's lucky she's beautiful because the brain... So, combine an insecure, dim girl with a blindsiding cock and you have the explanation
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 05:59:07
yikes she looks ugly in those pics
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 06:03:10
I didnt realize she was that scrawny, chick has no boobs or hips
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 06:05:51
ugh another post with the white trash Angelina? Next
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 06:07:12
I think he's hot. I'm sure she's all kinds of messed up though. Daddy issues fo sho.
By I'm a Beaner Towel, on February 3, 2009 06:15:16
I'd have to agree with those who say he's a got a big cock and knows how to use it.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 06:18:44
I didnt realize she was that scrawny, chick has no boobs or hips
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 06:05:51
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Actually, chick has natural, perky tits. And the ass of an angel. I'd fuck her all night long...
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 06:30:17
brian austin green is a sexy motherfucker, anybody that says otherwise is just being a hater
By nikki, on February 3, 2009 06:36:56
LOL, "he's the dancing wigger."
Made my day.
By Al3xGrac3, on February 3, 2009 06:40:50
1. I'll agree with you Todd--Austin Green was positively ridiculous in 90210. Maudlin in fact. Noone really argues that. However I have to be fair. In 2008, as opposed to 1998, something must have happened in those ten years. His acting on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles is, I have to admit, of a fairly high caliber. He is a pretty convincingly tough, hard-boiled character.
2. Megan Fox. Someone commented, her tattoos are dumb. REALLY DUMB. Again, to be fair, that's true. Someone so beautiful covering their body with that kind of putrid, ugly markings would either have to be a stripper or a streetwalker. And, to be fair, I did hear that she didn't have the most positive, nurturing upbringing, another thing she has in common with strippers and streetwalkers. It is probably very fortunate for Ms. Fox that she got discovered as an actress when she did as very young as she did, otherwise I sort of shudder at the possibilities.
3. Austin Green's History with women. If I am not correct, this guy slays the chicks. His seed evidently bore fruit with another scorchingly beautiful woman, from the show "Las Vegas". Women do not flock to a guy with no attributes to him, so either the comments about his enormously sized manhood are true or he has the wit of Oscar Wilde or--well who knows. Anyway the comments in my opinion hit it on the head.
By Samuel , on February 3, 2009 06:42:51
Ack! She looks a little too much like Cher in that pic. Bad omen for her when she's older.
By jtg, on February 3, 2009 07:08:36
ugh "hater." Redrum
By I'm a Beaner Towel, on February 3, 2009 07:24:04
Nothing confusing there.
She's dumb, so she doesn't need the conversation, and she's reasonably successful, so she doesn't need a rich one.
My boyfriend is still only around because he's got a big dick and an awesome body.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 07:42:10
"dancing wigger"... fucking brilliant =)
By yawn, on February 3, 2009 07:43:16
He will still have more money then you anyday Todd...
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 07:52:15
why does everyone think that being interested in or having lots of tattoos mean that you have a fucked up life?
I think her tattoos are really dumb, but there are plenty of people who have a lot of tattoos with a lot of thought put into them and they are not trashy or ugly or dirty. Some people really like tattoos, don't think they are putrid and they certainly don't make you a streetwalker. jesus, wake up to the 21st century.
By whoatherenelly, on February 3, 2009 08:04:57
stop being a hater, #18
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 08:12:44
Green is the poor man's version of Jack Bauer on the Terminator. Keifer is a better actor and poon hound as well.
If she gets a big time actor co-star in a movie that wants her she will dump him in a heartbeat. But you need to be able to speak whole, really coherent sentences to get a major league part.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 08:31:01
Todd, She's Megan Fox! i don't think she understands what she does all the time. This is how the universe is.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 08:46:20
I long for the day that she becomes single again...
By MPT, on February 3, 2009 09:04:11
Megan Fox looks wack as eff in this pic. I might not even hit.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 09:27:36
She's an embalmed hick. What a disgusting pig she is.
By sushi, on February 3, 2009 10:12:55
Maybe she thinks he's hot? Maybe she had a 90210 fetish? Maybe she actually loves him?
I personally don't think she's all that great looking. Pretty, yes, but not drop dead gorgeous. They look fine together in my opinion.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 10:17:29
BAG is HOT!
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 10:25:26
I'll explain it to you. She's a trailer trash chic who couldn't believe she was getting to bone the "wigger from 90210". Then, she suddenly became more popular than him. Now it's his turn to spit shine KSwiss shoes and iron her FILA jump suits. That's how it happened.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 13:10:21
Also...her tattoos are stupid. Waaaay stupid. Like, more stupid than any other celebrity's and that's saying a lot.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 13:11:27
She's hot, there's no denying that. But she's not even in Angelina Jolie's league. She's not worthy of fastening Angelina's bra strap.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 15:00:34
Or -- wait for it -- she actually LIKES him.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 15:29:40
Whatever her reason, that's her only fault-staying with Brian Austin Goofus. I'd do her, and I don't even play on that team.
By Sally, on February 3, 2009 15:41:47
They look perfectly matched to each other. Bet it's love. Aaawwww.
By RaraAvis, on February 3, 2009 16:29:17
She is with him because she thinks she CAN'T do any better so she does not dump him and finds a better guy and he is not hung he is very small two inches thats all
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 16:54:20
Her tattoos *are* dumb and I wish she'd get them lasered off, but BAG must have some wicked dirt on her.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 18:22:52
You're a douche. Brian is hot, she's tranny as hell. The lucky one here? Not him!
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 18:35:26
guess you got tired of your super clever word "fuckpig" this time, eh #28?
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 19:19:54
Hello Megan Fox? 1995 would like it's fashion back. Especially those platform sandals. Ugh, I know right? Who still wears that shit?
By Ivana, on February 3, 2009 19:38:53
She got those stupid tatoos so when Brian is nailing her doggie style he can look at them and find himself lost in their stupidity and thus not experience pre-mature ejaculation.
By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 06:32:39
Sorry but I think Brian Austin Green is hot. He looks like my ex.
By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 07:48:05
@43- Does he have a boom-box too like Brian?
I used to crack up at his attempts at " rapping" on 90210.
By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 13:29:23
Yeah, I'm sure every commenter on this page was cool as hell in the 80's, What, no member's only jackets? No Cindy Lauper hair, No rockin' Milly Vanilly cassette in your camaro? Give me a break, BAG was ok in the 80's and has turned into one hot piece. Take a gander at some of her older pics, before she looked like a little boy.
By Phat girl, on February 5, 2009 08:12:53
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