27 Comments:

1. Couldn't tell, actualyl.

   By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 06:50:10

2. first

   By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 06:55:48

3. Word on the street is the actual father of the kid is an older guy but the 13 year old is being bribed with, I dunno, sweeties and cider, to say it's his so the family can sell the story and make some cash out of it.
   
   Which is fair enough I suppose.

   By Guy who reads Popbitch, on February 17, 2009 07:01:02

4. who the fuck cares who comments first? and by the way, you're not first.
   
   stop acting childish

   By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 07:01:48

5. I'll wait for the paternity test before getting into this story.
   
   

   By stef, on February 17, 2009 07:04:29

6. End the welfare state and this will stop happening.

   By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 07:09:11

7. um did he suddenly grow a shitload? That kid looked like he was like 5 in those other pics

   By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 07:21:17

8. oh please these pieces of trash aren't rolling around in Audi's

   By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 07:22:44

9. Wow! Satan drives an Audi! Who knew?

   By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 07:27:19

10. #7, that's the father of the 13 year old father. So no he didn't grow a shitload. He still looks 5.

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 07:43:33

11. This is only news because the kid looks so young. And if this was a black child in the states, the only people that would care would be his immediate family. This isn't news worthy. This is not shocking. Its stupid.

    By mMm, on February 17, 2009 07:43:34

12. Is he trying to emulate Shitney's dad here? Nice mask, asshat.

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 08:20:57

13. that 15 year old took advantage of Satans son
    
    grr her

    By Lala, on February 17, 2009 08:44:26

14. I love when the teabags accuse us of being rednecks.

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 08:49:42

15. #11, we're on a fucking celebrity gossip site, not a news site. Go race bate at Huffington Post.

    By Masturhater, on February 17, 2009 09:28:53

16. Pretty sad. And then the vultures do whatever they can to make them look even more pathetic.

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 09:38:52

17. Who gives a fuck. I agree with #11

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 10:05:20

18. #2 = dumbass.

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 10:32:46

19. Meh. Bristol Palin's kid was born to a bigger set of retards.

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 10:43:06

20. satan must be vacationing from hollywood.

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 11:02:18

21. first

    By shoelace, on February 17, 2009 11:37:52

22. Send the kid to jail for rape

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 12:08:39

23. So has Lohan's Mom or Jessica's Dad signed up to be the manager of young Mr. Sperm yet?
    I smell a reality show, " Who Do You Want to Knock Up Next? " kinda on the lines of "the Bachelor". At the end he gives her a rose and several spurts.

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 12:28:35

24. Seriously, is this an epidemic?
    I don't want to drink the water.
    http://www.newsy.com/videos/young_father_sparks_media_debate/

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 12:52:54

25. I would have thought Satan would have had better fashion sense?

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 13:12:29

26. If you are going to be an asshole, you might as well own it and sport a Satan mask. At least homeboy knows what he's about.

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 16:28:02

27. HEY!!! Update! The love of your life Megan Fox is apparently a man! Google it! What's your say?

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 17:24:00