Dave, you are a fuckwit of the highest order. You are not funny, not original, and you can't spell, never mind write. Worse, you are too lazy to bother proofing this dreck you post. Go find something that matches your skill set. Wal-Mart always needs fresh talent to greet shoppers at the door.
I hope a cat eats your corpse when you kick, which can't be soon enough for me.
Hey Dave, how about you let us know where you are right now so we can all come and club you over the head a few times? Todd... PLEASE dump this heartless jackass. PLEASE. Millions of people unemployed and this Dave moron somehow has a job. I seriously can't keep reading this site just out of principle if this clown isn't dumped soon.
Are people really pissed at Dave here? I'm a cat person and donate to the ASPCA blah blah blah, but he's making a joke about a cat who spent his 20 year life living in mansions...Socks has lived a better life than 99% of humans ever will. You douches need to get your outrage meter checked.
#10... I'm pretty sure everyone just despises Dave and his complete lack of anything interesting to say. yeah, some people were probably offended by his cat comments - why mock someone's dead pet? - but most are simply offended by his continued association with this site.
I don't really care about mean cat jokes, but c'mon, Dave. Don't try so hard. The jokes just get worse the more out there you make them. Todd can't spell or punctuate for shit, but he doesn't care. You get picked on for a couple of bad jokes, so you turn to weirder, more desperately bad jokes? No no no. Just chill and be funny when it strikes.
While I agree some of Dave's previous work has been sub-standard, would we really see this level of vitriol if Todd had written the post? I have 4 cats and I still find it ridiculous that the Clintons' cat's death makes national news.
P.S. Dave, for your own sake, learn how to proofread and spell check
#10 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUCHE! You are nothing but blah, blah, blah. Go kill yourself. Then we will worry about beating you to death if you come back as a zombie. BTW, ASPCA doesn't want your $2 a year donations. FUCKER.
Socks, like the unfortunate dog Buddy, was just a photo op for the Clintoons, even Chelsea. When they were done with him they dumped him on Bettie Currie. Buddy they let run loose and get killed by a truck. At least they gave Socks to someone who gave a crap.
...If you whiny Dave haters don't like his posts then fuck off and go somewhere else.
By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 11:39:06
Dave doesn't belong here. The people who complain are people who have been here since before the new owners of this site put Dave here. Dave sucks and we miss Jenny.
Nah, she was never really that funny either. The only people who miss Jenny are the ones offended by Todd's hilarious posts (i.e. people who should not be here in the first place).
26 Comments:
Leave Your CommentRIP Socks :(
By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 07:16:19
every time i start to think its time to accept dave and leave him alone, he pulls this shit. "zombie cats?" you're such a fucking loser dave
By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 07:47:03
You fuckin suck Dave. This is not even close to funny. I am Humane Society and you pull the shit that #2 refers to, you are lame and pathetic.
By Dave Hater, on February 21, 2009 08:01:19
I know what it's like...my sixteen year old cat died in January. It's like losing a child.
By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 08:29:39
Dave, you are a fuckwit of the highest order. You are not funny, not original, and you can't spell, never mind write. Worse, you are too lazy to bother proofing this dreck you post. Go find something that matches your skill set. Wal-Mart always needs fresh talent to greet shoppers at the door.
I hope a cat eats your corpse when you kick, which can't be soon enough for me.
By No, really--we hate you, Dave, on February 21, 2009 08:49:32
Hey Dave, how about you let us know where you are right now so we can all come and club you over the head a few times? Todd... PLEASE dump this heartless jackass. PLEASE. Millions of people unemployed and this Dave moron somehow has a job. I seriously can't keep reading this site just out of principle if this clown isn't dumped soon.
By Ugh, on February 21, 2009 09:23:21
Poor Socks :(
That was one old cat, though.
At least he had a good long life.
By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 09:59:15
Actually, he was writing a tell-all book about the Clintons. You don't mess with that family, you know?
By V. Foster Calico, on February 21, 2009 10:24:40
RIP
By quoipourquoi, on February 21, 2009 10:25:36
Are people really pissed at Dave here? I'm a cat person and donate to the ASPCA blah blah blah, but he's making a joke about a cat who spent his 20 year life living in mansions...Socks has lived a better life than 99% of humans ever will. You douches need to get your outrage meter checked.
By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 10:32:31
You're an ass Dave, Don't mess with two things
1) the interwebs
2) our cats
By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 10:57:45
I agree with #10. If you whiny Dave haters don't like his posts then fuck off and go somewhere else.
By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 11:39:06
Great headline. Perfect, actually.
By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 12:00:22
Leave Dave alone.I love cats and I can fucking take a joke, I`m sure the cat wouldn`t mind it so get a life losers.
RIP Socks, you had a good life.
By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 12:34:52
#10... I'm pretty sure everyone just despises Dave and his complete lack of anything interesting to say. yeah, some people were probably offended by his cat comments - why mock someone's dead pet? - but most are simply offended by his continued association with this site.
By Ugh, on February 21, 2009 13:02:31
I don't really care about mean cat jokes, but c'mon, Dave. Don't try so hard. The jokes just get worse the more out there you make them. Todd can't spell or punctuate for shit, but he doesn't care. You get picked on for a couple of bad jokes, so you turn to weirder, more desperately bad jokes? No no no. Just chill and be funny when it strikes.
By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 13:26:03
While I agree some of Dave's previous work has been sub-standard, would we really see this level of vitriol if Todd had written the post? I have 4 cats and I still find it ridiculous that the Clintons' cat's death makes national news.
P.S. Dave, for your own sake, learn how to proofread and spell check
By Mr. Peabody, on February 21, 2009 14:24:57
RIP Socks
20 IS old for a Cat.
By BukkNekkid , on February 21, 2009 17:41:39
#10 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUCHE! You are nothing but blah, blah, blah. Go kill yourself. Then we will worry about beating you to death if you come back as a zombie. BTW, ASPCA doesn't want your $2 a year donations. FUCKER.
By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 21:07:50
Lol at #19. Did you take your meds today?
By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 03:12:51
#19. Chris Brown is that you?
By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 03:34:52
Socks, like the unfortunate dog Buddy, was just a photo op for the Clintoons, even Chelsea. When they were done with him they dumped him on Bettie Currie. Buddy they let run loose and get killed by a truck. At least they gave Socks to someone who gave a crap.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 07:06:08
Wow---I knew "cat people" were a little weird, but god damn #19, relax!
By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 16:29:21
...If you whiny Dave haters don't like his posts then fuck off and go somewhere else.
By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 11:39:06
Dave doesn't belong here. The people who complain are people who have been here since before the new owners of this site put Dave here. Dave sucks and we miss Jenny.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 17:07:58
the title of this post is the only funny thing you've ever written.
By Jesus Christ, on February 22, 2009 17:59:28
"we miss Jenny."
Nah, she was never really that funny either. The only people who miss Jenny are the ones offended by Todd's hilarious posts (i.e. people who should not be here in the first place).
By anonymous, on February 23, 2009 07:25:58
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