Todd growing up 30 minutes from this chick is much better than my personal hell. I grew up 5 blocks from Ed Burns and through some strange twist of fate, I am not banging Christy Turlington. Feel better about yourself?
#2 You are a fat chick or gay because this woman is beautiful and has a perfect body. What do you find attractive? If this does not turn you on good luck with ever finding anyone hot enough for you.
She is SO beautiful. Buttahface? broken face? Huh? I think she's just about perfect. And she's had kids. This is a nice, in-shape, healthy body. Not too thin, not too, er, "curvy."
But seriously, Todd. You guys need a woman on this site to pick up some hot pix of men. (memememe!!) For example the next post on psycho Christian Bale? Would have been the perfect op for some eye candy for us ladies.
Her horrid voice is like a nail gun blasting out your brain, and she can't act her way out of a open at both ends paper bag, with map and trainer instructions.
#4- i hope you're being sarcastic, because the fucking "you're a fat chick/gay guy" shit is SO fucking old and pathetic. people have different opinions, you schmuck. i think this chick is hideously ugly. hot body, but so fucking ugly it's almost painful to look at her.
#13,,,You are right we all have diff. taste. But come on! If you dont think she is pretty, maybe your standards are alittle too high. Shes good enough for a centerfold and TV and the cover of fitness mags, but not good enough for you! hahahahaha....ok man.... #18 ummmm TV man, its a part on TV...I dont know her or where she is from or kids or husbands or whatever but I know she is smokin hot....but than I like pretty girls with great bodys...
#20 -- I agree with 13; this chic is fugly. Yes, she has a killer body, but that's all. A nice body does not make an attractive person. Look at that douche CarrotTop. He's Ronald McDonald scary-ugly, but he has the body of Adonis.
Now, would I do her? Sure - I wouldn't hesitate. But that only means I am horny, nothing else.
#4 this is #2. The best defense you can come up with is "you're a fat chick or gay"?!? -- I'm neither. I'm a married female, 5'7 and 130 pounds. And the fact that you think I'm fat or gay because I don't agree with you just makes you the biggest moron EVER.
She looks great to me, I don't know that I've ever seen her look bad. I believe that on MTV's Cribs she stated that she was a dancer for many years and she certainly has the legs to prove it.
#26 - apparently your brain stopped working before you read my post. I described his *body* as being that way, not his entire being. Such was the entire point of my post. But hey, I know you can't fix stupid, so I forgive you.
@#32: well you're obviously an idiot male with no female prospects because if you were you'd appreciate a post baby figure. and yes i was a rockin 10 now i'm a housewife 7. but you're most likely a 2 that will never score with a 4!
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Leave Your CommentTodd growing up 30 minutes from this chick is much better than my personal hell. I grew up 5 blocks from Ed Burns and through some strange twist of fate, I am not banging Christy Turlington. Feel better about yourself?
By ijerkoffconstantly, on February 3, 2009 04:12:01
Buttahface.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 04:20:19
Sick body, broken face.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 04:52:28
#2 You are a fat chick or gay because this woman is beautiful and has a perfect body. What do you find attractive? If this does not turn you on good luck with ever finding anyone hot enough for you.
By markeeoo, on February 3, 2009 04:53:35
I would bang this 'til my testicles cry out in pain.
By BarbadoSlim, on February 3, 2009 05:05:51
She is SO beautiful. Buttahface? broken face? Huh? I think she's just about perfect. And she's had kids. This is a nice, in-shape, healthy body. Not too thin, not too, er, "curvy."
But seriously, Todd. You guys need a woman on this site to pick up some hot pix of men. (memememe!!) For example the next post on psycho Christian Bale? Would have been the perfect op for some eye candy for us ladies.
By ISBN, on February 3, 2009 05:07:30
30 minutes which side of Kenly are you at?
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 05:18:26
She must have a home lipo machine. Her character on that TV show is annoying, and she doesn't have to act much.
A sitcom Katie Perry.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 05:23:28
she does have a great body, but you also know there is some photoshopping going on here as well.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 05:26:09
Now that is a perfect body. Not sickly skinny, not rolly polly. Perfect.
By Little Bo Peep, on February 3, 2009 05:28:56
Her horrid voice is like a nail gun blasting out your brain, and she can't act her way out of a open at both ends paper bag, with map and trainer instructions.
By NSFW, on February 3, 2009 05:51:54
She has saggy, floppy, cow udder tits...
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 06:31:12
#4- i hope you're being sarcastic, because the fucking "you're a fat chick/gay guy" shit is SO fucking old and pathetic. people have different opinions, you schmuck. i think this chick is hideously ugly. hot body, but so fucking ugly it's almost painful to look at her.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 06:32:22
i love her
By a straight chick, on February 3, 2009 06:59:06
total white trash from kinston NC
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 07:18:09
Butterface, baby.
By Albatross, on February 3, 2009 07:39:18
I loved her in poison ivy 3: Violet. I'd bang that kind of white trash.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 07:45:27
She still UGLY yes #15 she is a white trash that fucks black guys the bitch is fucking confused and a pig
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 07:48:35
I once knew a farmer who did it with a razorback hog
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 07:52:09
#13,,,You are right we all have diff. taste. But come on! If you dont think she is pretty, maybe your standards are alittle too high. Shes good enough for a centerfold and TV and the cover of fitness mags, but not good enough for you! hahahahaha....ok man....
#18 ummmm TV man, its a part on TV...I dont know her or where she is from or kids or husbands or whatever but I know she is smokin hot....but than I like pretty girls with great bodys...
By markeeoo, on February 3, 2009 08:41:53
#20 -- I agree with 13; this chic is fugly. Yes, she has a killer body, but that's all. A nice body does not make an attractive person. Look at that douche CarrotTop. He's Ronald McDonald scary-ugly, but he has the body of Adonis.
Now, would I do her? Sure - I wouldn't hesitate. But that only means I am horny, nothing else.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 09:14:13
I think she has an ugly freak face but would totally bend her over the sink. Really... look at her. Her face looks like an armenian pager salesman.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 09:58:10
#4 this is #2. The best defense you can come up with is "you're a fat chick or gay"?!? -- I'm neither. I'm a married female, 5'7 and 130 pounds. And the fact that you think I'm fat or gay because I don't agree with you just makes you the biggest moron EVER.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 10:14:29
Skank
By Her Mom, on February 3, 2009 10:40:16
She looks great to me, I don't know that I've ever seen her look bad. I believe that on MTV's Cribs she stated that she was a dancer for many years and she certainly has the legs to prove it.
By Kevin, on February 3, 2009 11:34:06
My brain stopped working once I read that someone described Carrottop as "Adonis".
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 11:58:21
Great body but she is butt fucking ugly and fucking annoying in general.
By sushi, on February 3, 2009 13:19:15
#26 - apparently your brain stopped working before you read my post. I described his *body* as being that way, not his entire being. Such was the entire point of my post. But hey, I know you can't fix stupid, so I forgive you.
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 14:03:28
Wow, 27 people with no lives
By whatever, on February 3, 2009 14:39:59
you mean 29 people with no lives right #29
By anonymous, on February 3, 2009 16:56:51
i had a baby around the same time. all i can say is..fuck you jamie presbitch
By mammazen, on February 3, 2009 18:51:23
@ #31: Huh? What does your having a kid have to do with anything?
@ #18: Fucking racist.
By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 04:56:16
No matter what she is or isnt wearing, I can only think of her as that white trash bitch from the jerry springer movie
By Kung, on February 4, 2009 21:04:15
@#32: well you're obviously an idiot male with no female prospects because if you were you'd appreciate a post baby figure. and yes i was a rockin 10 now i'm a housewife 7. but you're most likely a 2 that will never score with a 4!
By mammazen, on February 10, 2009 18:20:33
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