38 Comments:

1. She looks like she had breakfast, lunch, and dinner at Tiffany's.
   
   or
   
   She looks more like she had breakfast at Denny's.

   By coolpapa, on February 22, 2009 07:01:02

2. Poor Jennifer. She's 30 years old, just got dumped, and her ass has more stretch marks than California.

   By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 07:17:18

3. Oh, come on, #1. After the bikini fiasco, she does look quite tasty. Why don't you get off her noticeably-smaller ass?

   By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 07:50:36

4. I absolutely love this woman...I would give anything for a day with her...and we both have a birthday in february...I could make her completely forget that last guy...whatever his name was...

   By Jennifer's boyfriend to be..., on February 22, 2009 08:12:44

5. #3 smaller? She has a two hour glass figure. Not smaller.

   By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 08:16:34

6. coolpapa has been trolling her for awhile now. Him and prettyboy love anal and Britney.
   
   Oops, I'm trolling.
   
   She is still bangable.

   By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 08:23:03

7. She's ugly, boring and stupid. Chicks have to be at least a little hot for me to care.

   By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 08:36:29

8. I'd STILL Hit it !

   By BukkNekkid , on February 22, 2009 08:37:34

9. Agreed, #3. Was never sure why everyone picked on JLH here, because I could name a million Hollywood sluts right now who look far worse. And in many cases, they're younger. See Lindsay Lohan.

   By Ashley, on February 22, 2009 08:59:26

10. Maybe ease up on the croissants and lattes, and you won't need a full length black dress to mask the cottage cheese.

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 09:01:31

11. This is stupid.

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 09:47:10

12. That's so girly lol good for her now leave the girl or ex girl she is 30 now her big boobs are going to start to head south so be nice is her BIRTHDAY and she can EAT if she wants too

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 09:49:59

13. Something disturbing in these pictures. Wadda yah say, raming a papparazi's car with an umbrella and a shaved head in say... 3 months?

    By K.Fedup, on February 22, 2009 10:33:53

14. If I believed in fat conspiracy theories I would note that both JLH and Jessica Simpson dated John Mayer.
    Extrapolating that fact into pound addage I would conclude that John Mayer therefore made JLH and JS overweight. Putting Jennifer Anniston at clear risk of 1) derriere sprawl (JLH ), and 2)mommy-pants wearing (JS). You are hereby warned Jen !

    By Rocket Scientist, on February 22, 2009 10:38:50

15. Dave, you're not allowed to mention pearl necklaces in your posts anymore. Not after the pear incident. I'm still laughing about that.

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 11:54:40

16. she looks like pee wee herman in drag

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 12:04:51

17. Love is just totally fuckable. In fact, I would give a year off each of your lives for the chance to spend the rest of my life boning her.

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 12:23:45

18. LOL@ #14. So true. Mayer is a douche for sure, but Jessica got fat as fuck after dating Tony Homo, and its because he's gay, so he is not sexing that fat off of her.

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 12:27:45

19. She's definitely fuckable, but also definitely delusional. What is she thinking, dressing up as Audrey Hepburn? Audrey Hepburn she's definitely not. The term "ATTENTION WHORE" comes to mind...

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 12:38:48

20. I'd hit any girl willing to wear those opera gloves before and during. Fetish-a-riffic!

    By Kinky Damo, on February 22, 2009 15:18:55

21. She looks like she ate Tiffany's.

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 15:55:05

22. nipples and tits

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 16:04:50

23. She is having fun; good for her. Haters, hate on.

    By jaye, on February 22, 2009 16:15:25

24. hahaha #15, I still get a kick out of it too-especially since he can't seem to live it down!

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 16:22:16

25. #15....LOL, i totally thought that

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 17:51:16

26. Don't give a damn what size she is or how fat or not fat she is. Dressing up like Audrey and reenacting one of her scenes after MAKING A MOVIE STARRING YOURSELF AS HER = blasphemy.

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 20:00:02

27. That crazy bitch is far from hot.

    By anonymous, on February 23, 2009 00:19:37

28. Happy birthday to you.
    Happy birthday to you.
    You look like a monkey.
    And you smell like one too.

    By anonymous, on February 23, 2009 01:03:59

29. She's beautiful and always has been. I don't know what the hell some of you are talking about. She's hot. Don't be haters!!

    By anonymous, on February 23, 2009 02:21:37

30. She just turned 30 and it shows. The stretch marks and wrinkly turkey neck are a dead giveaway. It's all over now. Time to forget about her and move on to the next hot 21 year old.

    By anonymous, on February 23, 2009 02:49:00

31. Her upper arm is as wide as her face.

    By anonymous, on February 23, 2009 05:50:52

32. Nothing against the girl at all, and I can't find anything wrong with her weight, but she just looks silly. She is definitely not an Audrey Hepburn.

    By anonymous, on February 23, 2009 06:24:47

33. Jennifer Love Hewitt WISHES she were in the same league with Audrey Hepburn! Sorry, Jen - it ain't happening for ya. You can't act your way out of a wet paper bag.

    By anonymous, on February 23, 2009 09:22:14

34. dontcha mean pear necklace?

    By anonymous, on February 23, 2009 11:42:22

35. #28 lol

    By anonymous, on February 23, 2009 12:25:21

36. I bet Audrey Hepburn had a huge unruly bush. I wonder if JLH is in her league in that department?

    By anonymous, on February 23, 2009 13:31:31

37. someone tell her to take her fat ass out of that dress, it was never meant for anyone but audrey.
    
    

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 11:02:32

38. What the heck?!

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2009 14:43:27