How is it that this broad is performing nearly every night? Who is paying to see her? Seriously, who the fuck sees that Jessica Simpson is coming to town and thinks, "Yes! Better get tix"
Then again, you never see any crowds in these shots, so it all may be on a soundstage for all we know.
tony says the same thing in the huddle to his offensive linemen. and all them are big and fat and spend alotta time bending over in front of him. im just sayin.
Whats all the fuss with all these no fun comments? Are we here to join NAAFA(National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance)? Or are we here to indulge in some oh-so crude and hillarious comments?
Can all you un-fun people get off? Or you will become subject to comments and ridicule...better yet, stay on. It may make the blogg more interesting.
Okay, she's sure as hell not a size 2, but she really isn't fat. Sure she's annoying, but critizing her for wearing a couple unflattering outfits is a little too nit-picky, even for you.
Jess, get rid of that damn disgusting too big too long for your short body HAIR! A bob, and clothes normal people wear, would take 10 pds of you! She can't dress or get that horrid yellow hair right (most photos hair looks dirty!0 to save her life. Can't sing, or act, never figured out this fame!
It's like karma. She kicked poor Nick to the curb because he couldn't get with daddy's program, and look at her now. She probably will be singing gospel on some religious bumpkin's cable program within the next five years because she found Jeebus and about 80 additional pounds.
this outfit is a definite improvement comparing to the previous ones, but still needs work. the extra weight doesn't make her look bad at all! in fact, with the right outfit and sexy heels she'd look extra hot! but with the shit that she puts on every time even a real size 2 would look bad.
You think she could be up there with the pink-haired broad on TBN and cry about starving children needing donations (that we ALL know goes to pay for her jewelry and Cadillac payments)?
Romo could use a couple of new offensive linemen he can trust to block for him next season. Maybe Jessica's simply trying to get up to Flozell Adams' weight class.
Oh that's rich.....now that she's packin extra weight she's got her a shot of Jesus and she's a ministers daughter. She really is stupid if she thinks we're gonna buy that's why she's in that get up after she ran around for the past how many years half naked shoving her talentless self in front of any one that had a camera!
Seriously, as useless as tits on a bull.This bitch has no purpose but to sustain her psycho fathers luxury lifestyle. A deeply flawed family. Fuck em' all.
WOW...SERIOUSLY...DEOS NOT LOOK GOOD....U LOOKED GRAT BACK IN THE "NEWLYWED" DAYS WITH NICK.....BUT, THOSE DAYS ARE LONG GONE...U MADE A BIG MISTAKE JESS.....DON'T LISTEN TO THAT IDIOT DAD OF YOURS......!!!!!!!!!!!!!
35 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI think she looks ok here. Not as PTA as it could've been. I can't even talk about JS; I've got a gunt that won't quit.
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 06:56:48
I think she was referring to her Dad.
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 07:08:32
I think she is pregnant.
By ritaright, on February 5, 2009 07:11:02
How is it that this broad is performing nearly every night? Who is paying to see her? Seriously, who the fuck sees that Jessica Simpson is coming to town and thinks, "Yes! Better get tix"
Then again, you never see any crowds in these shots, so it all may be on a soundstage for all we know.
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 07:12:04
Tony reminds her that she's his beautiful muffin...top.
Nice pick-your-poison wardrobe choices these days.
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 07:19:40
They're not paying to see her. They're paying to see Rascal Flatts, who she's opening for. I can't explain paying to see them either.
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 07:33:46
Oh whatever... who the fuck cares about this anymore
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 07:34:37
Tony Romo. Is that the guy that just nailed a hottie in Jessica's bed? Thats so lame!
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 07:35:32
STFU Jess. Go away, marry Romo, and you can get as fat as house. No one cares about you anymore anyway.
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 07:53:30
West Virginia
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 07:54:18
She quit borrowing Pete Wentz's clothes Oh, and she's still FAT.
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 08:07:31
seems like she's gone from the figurative hot dog eating contest that were her younger days to a more literal hot dog eating contest
By foghat, on February 5, 2009 08:35:46
oh yes she's just HUGE. Right up there with Rosie O. Please, gain some perspective
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 08:38:33
nice vest
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 09:03:38
tony says the same thing in the huddle to his offensive linemen.
and all them are big and fat and spend alotta time bending over in front of him.
im just sayin.
By terrell owens, on February 5, 2009 09:12:21
Is she pregnant with papa joes baby? Or did she eat the carnival?
Anyways...she kinda reminds me of Winonna Judd, just a blonde version of her of course.
By nikkibeach, on February 5, 2009 09:18:41
I don't know what u idiots think is fat.Just because she's not rail thin. Fuck all u people. She's hot!!!!
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 10:06:57
Whats all the fuss with all these no fun comments? Are we here to join NAAFA(National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance)? Or are we here to indulge in some oh-so crude and hillarious comments?
Can all you un-fun people get off? Or you will become subject to comments and ridicule...better yet, stay on. It may make the blogg more interesting.
Carry on...
By nikkibeach, on February 5, 2009 10:15:24
It's like her old tactic..
'cept, FATTER.
By BarbadoSlim, on February 5, 2009 10:56:08
Ugh, so tired of hearing about her.
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 11:47:01
Okay, she's sure as hell not a size 2,
but she really isn't fat.
Sure she's annoying, but critizing her for wearing a couple unflattering outfits is a little too nit-picky, even for you.
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 12:18:21
Jess, get rid of that damn disgusting too big too long for your short body HAIR! A bob, and clothes normal people wear, would take 10 pds of you! She can't dress or get that horrid yellow hair right (most photos hair looks dirty!0 to save her life. Can't sing, or act, never figured out this fame!
By Sally, on February 5, 2009 13:51:19
It's like karma. She kicked poor Nick to the curb because he couldn't get with daddy's program, and look at her now.
She probably will be singing gospel on some religious bumpkin's cable program within the next five years because she found Jeebus and about 80 additional pounds.
By Mr. Yahoo, on February 5, 2009 14:56:50
All you haters are crazy. She looks fine. Tony is getting a hell of a ride !
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 16:54:21
Jess is sexy as hell with a few extra pounds. It's time for her to grow up and do a hard R film with a lot of nudity in it.
Maybe some full frontal.
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 17:25:59
really i also want to know whos going to see her sing. but when you start getting to the state fair and chili cook off level, its time to call it day
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 18:37:15
this outfit is a definite improvement comparing to the previous ones, but still needs work.
the extra weight doesn't make her look bad at all! in fact, with the right outfit and sexy heels she'd look extra hot! but with the shit that she puts on every time even a real size 2 would look bad.
By angelInstead, on February 6, 2009 02:50:14
I'd still buttfuck her like a madman.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 03:29:05
She doesn't look that bad. I mean, in Hollywood terms she is like hugely obese, but as a regular chick she's still ok.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 03:33:48
Mr. Yahoo:
You think she could be up there with the pink-haired broad on TBN and cry about starving children needing donations (that we ALL know goes to pay for her jewelry and Cadillac payments)?
By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 03:59:11
Romo could use a couple of new offensive linemen he can trust to block for him next season. Maybe Jessica's simply trying to get up to Flozell Adams' weight class.
By John, on February 6, 2009 05:05:52
Jess u are beautiful !!!
love u
By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 05:17:14
Oh that's rich.....now that she's packin extra weight she's got her a shot of Jesus and she's a ministers daughter. She really is stupid if she thinks we're gonna buy that's why she's in that get up after she ran around for the past how many years half naked shoving her talentless self in front of any one that had a camera!
By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 08:51:59
Seriously, as useless as tits on a bull.This bitch has no purpose but to sustain her psycho fathers luxury lifestyle.
A deeply flawed family. Fuck em' all.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 10:28:25
WOW...SERIOUSLY...DEOS NOT LOOK GOOD....U LOOKED GRAT BACK IN THE "NEWLYWED" DAYS WITH NICK.....BUT, THOSE DAYS ARE LONG GONE...U MADE A BIG MISTAKE JESS.....DON'T LISTEN TO THAT IDIOT DAD OF YOURS......!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 11:51:33
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