61 Comments:

1. More JS fat jokes... how original and witty

   By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 07:05:38

2. I love the bigger Jessica! She's very hot!

   By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 07:13:20

3. "Papa Joe Films", could that title be any creepier? With a name like that the only people who would (and should) be watching are those unnamed folks in the white van across the street with the little spinning radar dish ontop.
   
   
   
   

   By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 07:13:56

4. More cushion for the pushin'!

   By Wench., on February 4, 2009 07:13:59

5. I feel sorry for her too - you know that Tony Homo is going to dump her any day now too. I'd be willing to bet she is the next Jenny Craig spokes"model".

   By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 07:16:30

6. Is it like a fat-fetish bestiality video?
   
   I don't see any other demo that this would appeal to....
   
   Oh, and #1 is probably an obese shut-in, who posts defending this fat-ass between and watching soaps.

   By BarbadoSlim, on February 4, 2009 07:21:20

7. #1 - Put the bucket of chicken down.

   By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 07:24:05

8. Give her credit ... she has successfully squelched America's desire to see her naked ...

   By jt, on February 4, 2009 07:28:14

9. Meh. I'd still stick in her just to see it jiggle a little.

   By Badabing badabong!, on February 4, 2009 07:31:20

10. Why are the lips (badly) Photo-shopped in the banner picture? You can even see the "push" marks.

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 07:35:58

11. O my gosh noone should feel bad for this self entitled little twat. Does any one remeber how she behaved like a spoiled little brat on her and Nick's show, she couldn't even pick up after her self, no sympathy from me for this self entitled twat.

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 07:37:36

12. http://www.worth1000.com/entries/327000/327430glNK_w.gif
    
    HA HA HA HA

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 07:39:25

13. I always thought that this fat cow looked like a drag queen. I'll bet she has a weenus.

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 07:48:44

14. Think you feel bad now? Her next role a Papa Joe Film will probably include a glory hole.

    By Cinghiale, on February 4, 2009 07:58:06

15. God I miss the Jessica in the pictures below.

    By thebig28, on February 4, 2009 08:05:37

16. Hope people like the New York Post and other "media" outlets are happy. Shit like this is what caused Karen Carpenter to die from anorexia.

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 08:14:44

17. She tried to push it into Cannes Film Festival? Who does this bitch think she's fooling?

    By Shoelace, on February 4, 2009 08:16:37

18. Poor Tony Romo. The off-season isn't very long, and every time Jessica bends over he gets a jolt and thinks he's back at football practice.

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 08:17:19

19. Even in the "before" pictures, Jessica's still thick through the middle and her lips look preposterous. When you are as short as she is, even 3 pounds really show around the midsection. If she wants to be thin, she will have to change her lifestyle and diet for the rest of her life. If she doesn't care, then she needs to find a new profession.

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 09:14:18

20. "Shit like this is what caused Karen Carpenter to die from anorexia."
    
    Anorexia is a choice. If you allow yourself to become obsessed with starving yourself to death, that's your problem and not the media's. The only way you can hurt the media is not buying their magazines that promote pictures of these skinny starving girls. If they make more money saying people like Jessica look great then they'll stay with that, but you all only buy the ones that call her fat.

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 09:43:45

21. Maybe her, Britney, and LaToya Jackson can do a project together,,, I kid of course

    By Moreaces, on February 4, 2009 10:08:20

22. she got that outfit free for finishing the 72 ounce ribeye at Bob's Beefhouse

    By foghat, on February 4, 2009 10:15:55

23. This is such an obvious ploy staging the foundation for a "big comeback" where she sheds the pounds and re-emerges, coincidentally, with the release of a new record/movie/whatever. Too bad nobody gives a flying fuck either way.

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 10:49:04

24. I think she looks great.
    Screw you all!!!

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 11:03:51

25. she obviously got herself fat because tony always has his hands under a big fat dudes butt.
    im jsut sayin.

    By terrell owens, on February 4, 2009 11:04:31

26. Maybe she just started eating for two a little early...

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 12:18:51

27. Chestica used to be a hot piece of ass! Now, she's pretty much a waste of oxygen. How time changes us all...

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 12:40:34

28. You know something, I always thought meh meant my eyes hurt, but it doesn't mean that. Seeing pictures of JS hurts my eyes, though.

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 12:54:42

29. @ #4- The cushion for pushing thing is, like, a myth. Unless you like having sex with a beached whale. Always remember this when the bar closes at 2 am or whatever.

    By Morgan, on February 4, 2009 13:07:41

30. Did her golden boy ever fucking stick up for his woman? What a prick.

    By sushi, on February 4, 2009 13:41:17

31. I'd still "polka" while making her sing "Roll Out the Barrel" - in Polish!

    By Dr. Rauch, on February 4, 2009 14:01:20

32. #20:
    
    Shit like this IS what caused Karen Carpenter to become anorexic. Do your research. Had it not been for the writer in Billboard referring to her as "chubby" then she'd probably still be alive today. And how ironic is it that today is the anniversary of her death? All I'm saying is that maybe the media needs to proofread their articles before they publish them. This is getting ridiculous.

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 14:06:56

33. You just have to wonder about the young girls that are her size, or even just slightly bigger, that aren't fat but see her ridiculed like that. Grow up people this isn't fucking high school.

    By Slick, on February 4, 2009 14:29:51

34. Anorexia is a disease. The media may have made it worse, but they didn't cause it.

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 14:49:49

35. She is not fat; she is a real woman with a woman's body, and I would absolutely wreck that. Get her going and you've got some hot, sweaty sex, and she's probably feeling insecure enough right now that she'd let you put it in her ass, put it between her tits or give her a facial.
    

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 14:58:02

36. Hmmmmmm and the highlight of y our life is having a blog? People gain weight, why don't you just grow up or just pretend that you have a brain cell or two.

    By Jaye, on February 4, 2009 15:08:03

37. J. Simpson-Romo is a multimillionaire due to hershoe line, handbags, etc. Thing is that the public seems to have taken to her in show business after the way she and HER FATHER handled or rahter ,mishandled NickLachey. Tony is going toamrry her because he wants to andeven if he does not, he HAS to marry her.

    By ghsound, on February 4, 2009 15:26:05

38. I think everybody needs to get a grip and have a Big Mac.

    By Ronald McDonald, on February 4, 2009 15:34:09

39. "Had it not been for the writer in Billboard referring to her as "chubby" then she'd probably still be alive today."
    
    Nah. Inevitably somebody would have said to her, in jest, "drop dead!" and she would have committed suicide. Seeing as how she had no mind of her own, apparently..

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 16:18:30

40. her hair is disgusting! It makes her look WAY bigger then she is. she's too short for those horrible too blonde/yellow ugh - extensions! In older pics her hair is darker, better! She needs to get rid of this ugly wig...show her OWN hair, and it shouldn't over welm her body. boy, does she look beat! (and her too big hand bags, etc) she needs a MAJOR make over, and some arm toners!

    By sara, on February 4, 2009 16:25:19

41. I am so over them. It's almost sweet justice to their family that her and her sister's career is down the toilet, for them being greedy, easily manipulated, asshats.

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 17:27:51

42. I don't think she's fat at all. I'd wager if I saw her in real life that I'd think she looked fine. Sometimes we photograph differently than what we truly look like---no, I'm not kidding. She's actually shortish and what she was wearing probably wasn't flattering if she was going for a slender figure.
    
    With that said, I think the media needs to shut up. They're giving way too much attention to this woman's body. Sure, she is a celebrity. But even the media and our fascination with celebrity needs to be kept in check.

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 17:35:50

43. Yeah, sure, of course! A "singer" who has to pose like that to a magazinee.
    
    God, how I hate Madonna...

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 17:44:56

44. maybe i'd feel bad for her if she and her father hadn't created her career based entirely on her looks. sometimes actual talent is needed to launch a career.
    also, jessica simpson is NO karen carpenter. why not compare a dingleberry to a diamond while you're at it?

    By quuh, on February 4, 2009 17:50:37

45. jessica simpson is hot she should post nude photos and videos of herself online

    By david, on February 4, 2009 18:09:01

46. She looks like she has a helium hose jammed in her asshole for her to be so bloated and swollen. I'm from Tuscaloosa Alabama and I like fat girls so she's just swell to me. Fat girls will let you do just about anything to them and beg for more because of their self esteem issues. She looks like a hot roll at the hog farm on a hot Alabama night. Soooooeeeeyyy

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 18:54:28

47. I'd still hit it like a Anvil!!!!

    By BukkNekkid , on February 4, 2009 19:05:50

48. Anybody who wouldn't give a year off their life to do her is either gay or dead. That is one hot, full-sized love machine.

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 19:14:07

49. #15: You certainly won't miss her now.

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2009 21:45:16

50. lol It's the fatty stampede here!
    
    Sorry, she's faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

    By phatty mcphatson, on February 5, 2009 01:45:10

51. Man all you people that don't think she is fat are warped, maybe that is why 50% of the US population is overweight, the citizens do not know what over weight is. Yes Jess is overweight, yes linsday is too skinny, there is an in between, tardos.

    By brinna, on February 5, 2009 02:47:33

52. there was a blind item a few weeks ago about a celb being 2 mos pregnant but not announcing it because the romance between the baby daddy was getting rocky and they were barely staying together, well, he is out cheating on her and she is still worshipping him, hmmmmm wonder if she is preggo?

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 02:49:15

53. Man Nick got lucky being dumped by elsie the cow, and he got a chunk of elsie's moola, hahahaha.
    TEAM NICK!!!!!!!

    By mooooooo, on February 5, 2009 03:05:01

54. 42 "what she was wearing PROBABLT wasn't flattreing" Ya think????????
    She is still fat fat fat tho

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 03:07:10

55. Yeah, #53, too bad Nick Lachey is dating some MTV hosebag that apparently hasn't figured out razors have been invented.

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 03:43:21

56. you know, I am sick of the whole family...
    Take responsibility for your actions. Stop blaming others for what you do. Ashley – you blamed your band when you were lip syncing and now Jess and her dad are blaming the stylist for her fat look. Jessica you slid your thunder thighs into those out fits and stood in front of a mirror and said to yourself, I look hot and then pranced onto that stage. YOU DID IT, NOT SOMEONE ELSE.
    
    STOP BLAMMING OTHERS !!!!!!!
    

    By TO, on February 5, 2009 04:20:15

57. Papa Joe dpes it again, she is on just about ever magazine. Anything for attention.

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 04:31:19

58. If she were exposed to Gamma Rays, she would be like She-Hulk, and She-Hulk is cool. It would be an improvement, is all I'm sayin'.

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 05:19:03

59. This woman can't take one damn photo without puckering her fish lips. Not one.

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 05:30:27

60. Jez,that photo really makes the tranny jump right out at you.
    Great way to jump start a vomit.

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 15:20:40

61. I really dislike this bitch and it is so fun watching her downfall. Remember when "Papa Joe" wanted to manage Britney Spears when she was all crazy, good thing she didnt agree or else that great comeback of hers would never have taken place!

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2009 18:08:46