54 Comments:

1. It's strange how she mentions her fucking boyfriend at each opportunity she gets, making me think that the only thing that keeps him put is he's on the payroll.
   
   And did that fucker ever stick up for his girlfriend? Seriously, if he's that into her he would issue a statement that he thinks she's hot.
   
   Sounds like dumbfuck is getting dumped.
   

   By sushi, on February 6, 2009 05:56:26

2. I kind of feel sorry for her.

   By Little Bo Peep, on February 6, 2009 06:01:31

3. WTF, doesn't she do this every single night? Why is it so complicated for her, like she's never appeared in front of a crowd of people???

   By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 06:06:55

4. I would feel sorry for her if she wasn't such spoiled little bi#ch.
   no sympathy, and yeah it is so a onesided relationship, how pitifully desperate of her, WOW.
   Tony is probablly embaressed, you know all his friends have to be dogging him for dating her in the first place.

   By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 06:07:44

5. i feel sorry for her too.
   she got all fat and messed up her singing and tonys not there.
   i wonder if jason whitten knows where tony is.
   im just sayin.

   By terrell owens, on February 6, 2009 06:17:53

6. She should learn to keep her mouth shut - it would save her the embarrassment of eating her words later AND she should just be more professional than that. Anyone in the real world would lose their job for letting their personal problems interfere with their job performance. Everyone has crap going on in their life. Suck it up and learn to deal.

   By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 06:29:38

7. Jessica Simpson concerts are for homosexuals, 12 year olds, and senior citizens.

   By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 06:45:25

8. Wow
   
   And to think the majority of people thought Nick Lachey was the one that was out of luck after the divorce....

   By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 06:47:09

9. Ain't nothing but a frog mouthed HO!!! And PS - Tony Romo is screwing everything he can and can care less about this fat ho.

   By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 06:58:46

10. And just when I thought she couldn't get any uglier.......

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 07:04:19

11. she definitely looks thinner in those pics... her ass actually looks pretty small in that one pic
    
    crash diet!

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 07:10:56

12. Im tempted to feel sorry for her as well- but then I remember that she's somehow rich and her weight and shitty performances are her biggest worries in life (must be nice)

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 07:17:45

13. I'm with #3. It really shouldn't be this complicated.
    
    At least she looks fuckable again in the pictures.

    By thebig28, on February 6, 2009 07:20:29

14. Looks like poor Jess is falling apart :(

    By Blah Girls, on February 6, 2009 07:21:37

15. ^ Stop spamming your stupid website "Blah Girls".

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 07:29:13

16. I kinda feel sad for anyone who loses it like she's apparently on track to. Chestica needs to stand on her own & dump her pedo daddy. He's put her in more crappy movies & made more terrible career moves for her than can be counted...

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 07:30:05

17. Poor Jess :(

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 07:30:07

18. Jessica doesn't need anyone's pity. Tony Romo needs it. He's been fucking an insecure tranny who ruined his football career.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 07:36:15

19. I think Todd is right when he said in another post that her dad has completely mismanaged her career (and probably her life, IMO). Jessica actually has that something where she should be successful in the Pop world. I mean, if Britney can sell millions of records, then so should Jessica. They both suck, of course, but people still somehow buy that kind of music. Anyway, it's easy to make fun of her and all, but I think we can all agree that her life is a complete mess. Everyone makes fun of her. All the guys dump her. And did she really even do anything to deserve it besides just being a giant ditz? She's probably a nice girl, just a ditz with some bad people guiding her along. Easy to make fun of her, but not so difficult to feel sorry for her either.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 07:41:08

20. Romo doesn't have time to stick up for her. He's too busy promoting his shitty clothing line at Wal-Mart. (seriously, I didn't know he had a signature sports line until last night when I saw his face plastered at the front entrance of the SuperCenter. All I could think of was--of course this tard is selling jersey's through Wal-Mart! In white-trash-land, that's how you know you have made it big!)
    

    By FemBot, on February 6, 2009 07:45:55

21. It seems like her whole life an dreason to exist is built around her relationship with Romo. It's going to frightening when he finally offically dumps her. Will she go Britney? Get admitted for extreme depression?

    By jtg, on February 6, 2009 07:48:21

22. Jessica is a multi millionaire who makes most of her money with her own perfumes, clothing and accessories, and hair extensions. She's a young and single millionaire. Why would anyone waste their time feeling sorry for her? That's really dumb.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 07:50:59

23. Why don't these women wear makeup when they aren't working. So much for these Proactive commercials.Her skin looks bad.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 07:55:12

24. fat whinny little bitch, but I would still hit it.. put me on the payroll..

    By jeephustler, on February 6, 2009 08:04:11

25. #12 said it all. Stop with the feeling sorry for her, she's made millions.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 08:15:52

26. God she looka like a man! Talentless dolt. She's a band verison an unattractive tranny. Jessica Simpleton, Shitney Spears and Paris the Hobag Hilton all need to step!

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 08:47:45

27. Look Ive seen Johnny Cash forget words before but the bottom line is, it almost should never happen. Its called being a professional which means practice over and over like anything else. You forget a line once in a great while its one thing but Ive seen bands who pay to play in Hollywood be better prepared. My buddy who is 46 practices 4 hours a day and if fucks up one note hes pissed and he has been on stage twice!! Its called dedication to your craft...shit Shaq is more prepared and its not like she is playing the guitar at the same time. If all you are doing is singing you cant screw up...

    By markeeoo, on February 6, 2009 09:01:51

28. Johnny Cash and Jessica Simpson in the same post. Nice.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 09:39:17

29. Why is she still famous, when she can't even get through a single performance without multiple screw-ups? As #27 said, there's really no excuse for that, and what's worse is that she does it all the time! I wonder if her three fans ever demand refunds?
    
    Yeah, I figured Romo has moved on, since I haven't heard him defend her weight, when even that fag Pete Wentz stuck up for her.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 09:54:10

30. "Jessica Simpson concerts are for homosexuals..."
    
    Uh, no. All these annoying no-talent chicks are rich and famous because straight guys wanna fuck them and straight girls wanna be them. Don't pass that shit off on us. I wouldn't pay to see a Jessica Simpson concert if it came with a free 'Blow Peyton Manning' pass.

    By Fagatron, on February 6, 2009 09:54:28

31. Wow, she looks very masculine in those pix!

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 09:56:25

32. Does this bitch beep when she is backing up? its one thing to be stupid and craz when your are hot. It is almost forgivable because your hot. But when you stupid, crazy, & fat it's time to hang up the performing career so you can sit in a dark room by yourself crying while eating a 20 piece KFC meal.

    By The Fat Bitch Has Gotta Go, on February 6, 2009 10:13:44

33. Fuck that untalented,mouth breather and her mental,pimp of a father.That entire family should float over Niagara falls.Anyone who would pay hard earned money to see this border line retarded sperm dumpster should invest immediately in my Aspen,Colorado,beachfront community.It's a exclusive ponzi development for the under developed.

    By b maddof, on February 6, 2009 10:22:25

34. Wow--I'm guessing FemBot could be considered "white trash" since he/she was IN said Wal-Mart. How else would you notice Romo's clothing line? Everyone in this country has been in a Wal-Mart a time or three-doesn't classify them as "white trash."
    
    And Jessica's breakdown can be blamed on one thing and one thing only: all of the news articles ragging her for ONE picture in a horrible pair of jeans. Hope fags like Perez Hilton and the fucktards at TMZ are happy. And I'm willing to bet that the people calling her "fat" aren't exactly getting up from the dinner table when they should be.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 10:42:28

35. I think Jessica and Jennifer Anniston should team up to do a re-make of "Thelma and Louise".
    
    @#5- Giants fan there dude?

    By Morgan, on February 6, 2009 10:45:30

36. #34 relax! :) I do shop at WalMart! Let's face it though, if everything else is closed and WalMart is my only option, then yes I do shop there. I don't think it's a stretch to say that there are some "interesting characters" there as well, that frankly, scare the hell out of me and make me curse Target for closing at 10 pm. I'm poking fun at Romo's pics all over the place and laughing at myself since I never noticed them before. It just seems fitting that he has a line at Walmart of all places.
    

    By FemBot, on February 6, 2009 11:14:07

37. LOL #35
    
    They definately should do a remake...skip all the beginning and just go straight for the Grand Canyon dive. Best movie they will ever make...

    By Alli, on February 6, 2009 11:19:32

38. It's understood that you can always find our "nations finest" at Walmart. I don't think #20 was saying that only white trash shops there. Obviously, since Fembot said that SHE SAW ROMO PICS at a Walmart, its a given that she does shop at the place. There are a lot of people(myself included) that cringe when they have to go there but do so anyway. The employees are always as dumb as a stump, ghetto as hell and hate to say it but a lot the clientale IS actual trash. Most normal peeps hate walmart, but just put up with it. It is pretty damn funny that Tony Romo has a deal with them.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 11:31:33

39. She should have stayed with Nick and let him take care of her. She would have been fine.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 12:02:53

40. OK FemBot--agreed. Sorry I took your comment the wrong way. And yeah, #38, most Wal-Marts have some of the most ghetto/rude/idiotic employees and customers there. I just think that just because you have to run in for a couple of things (only because Target or the grocery store closed at sundown) doesn't necessarily make you "white trash." And hey, Taylor Swift is getting her own clothing line there too. Makes you wonder.

    By Anonymous #34, on February 6, 2009 13:31:46

41. All Jess needs is something she's not getting, somebody just absolutely wrecking that fine pussy of hers every night and every morning.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 13:44:50

42. Puppet Jess and Pedodaddy are off crying over her latest breakdowns.
    "C'mon Baby Pull it together for Papa Joe !"
    LOL

    By BukkNekkid , on February 6, 2009 17:34:53

43. She has a weird beat up broken nose....

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 17:58:19

44. Age and reality are setting in. She hasn't even cranked out a kid and she's looking like a homeless woman with out of control diabetes. Soon she'll be dating trolls like me who will make her fetch beers and clean the kitchen before we give her a quick 2 minute boning, roll over and go to sleep.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 18:18:31

45. Okay, her weight isn't that bad. She just wears the wrong type of clothes. She needs a better stylist.
    
    However, as far as her "melting down", I have no more sympathy for her. This is her third "meltdown" that I can recall. She forgot her lyrics when she was still married to Lachey during a "Newlywed" clip. Then she forgot her lyrics for that Dolly Parton Tribute concert. Now, she forgets the lyrics AGAIN? And whines about how she feels like walking off?!
    
    Bitch, please. You are a PERFORMER, and to be a performer means going out there, swallowing your fear, and making sure the show goes on! How did she ever make it this far, if she suffers from so much stage fright??

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2009 04:22:25

46. If she wouldn't have dumped nick, the only guy that ever and will ever love her unconditionally (really did anyone see their show, any other guy would have not put up with her BS imaturity) She could be pimping her show still, jess and Nick + babies, they could be pimping their kids out like Brad and ang. Dumping Nick was the begining of her downhill spiral.
    And i don't feel sorry for the spoiled little brat at all.
    Oh and #34 it wasn't just the jeans, the top half of her looked like shit too, she had rolls down her back and on her arms. EWWWWW

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2009 04:34:32

47. Axl Rose never forgot his lyrics. He just started riots whenever the audio system went batshit.

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2009 05:48:11

48. Bet she's drowning her sorrows on some pork rinds and lard shakes.
    
    That's why she so fat.

    By BarbadoSlim, on February 7, 2009 07:21:42

49. Oh and ot that apologist up there who's blaming her breakdown on websites "ragging" on poor Jess: It truly is a sad fuck of a person who can be "broken down" by the same publicity mediums they once craved.
    
    Maybe she SHOULD kill herself, since she's obviously worthless to humanity.

    By BarbadoSlim, on February 7, 2009 09:29:16

50. I'll bet Jess is an incredible fuck, just totally wild in bed. The ones whose daddies broke them in are the best.

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2009 11:16:26

51. None of this would happen if her daddy managed her like Ike Turner/Joe Jackson. "Bitch you look like shit! Get back out and sing like your motherfuckn' life depended on it!"

    By silver_viper, on February 7, 2009 17:09:53

52. I actually felt sorry for Britany during her meltdown, I just can not scape up any sympathy for this skanky piece of trash.
    PS Jess needy is not attractice, you will never keep a man as needy and weepy as you are.

    By Lola, on February 8, 2009 02:43:44

53. And we ALL know where Ike and Joe ended up, #51. Turner's worm food and Jackson isn't far behind. Surprised he didn't shoot himself when Michael went nuts.

    By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 10:15:44

54. Wow, only a few more steps before she joins Daisy (of Californication) as another Slam Van Ingénue. I wonder whether Charlie Runkle can represent Jessica Simpson as well. If he does, he'll need to wrestle that title away from Papa Joe.
    
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1282604/plotsummary
    

    By Hank Moody, on February 8, 2009 10:57:33