18 Comments:

1. With a body like that she should just fuck for a living.

   By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 07:18:16

2. the very definition of "MEH".

   By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 07:22:05

3. She can play Danica in her movie.

   By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 07:23:18

4. She's really pretty. Not porn star hot, but really pretty. Seems really sweet, too. I like her.

   By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 07:52:00

5. I hate to say it, but she's going to need boob implants to take her career to the next level.

   By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 07:53:41

6. and???? who the fuck is this? oh, another skank that has to get half naked in order for anyone to notice them. Got it.

   By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 08:03:06

7. #6 is right. These days, women do not have to possess any skill or talent whatsoever as long as they are hot. They can be as dumb as a post, but if they are willing to dress provocatively, they get hired. B.S.....

   By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 09:36:48

8. Since we objectify and sexualize women what choice do they have but to pose in bikinis and show everything to us except their love canal in order to try and make millions of dollars and become vacant and unredeeming celebrities?
   Personally, I still think they deserve a beat-down for it, but hey, that's just me.

   By C. Brown, on February 21, 2009 10:30:12

9. Pretty? Uh, I don't think so. She and Danica Patrick both have fug faces. Joanna has a better body, though.

   By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 11:46:38

10. Nothing wrong up top that a few ten thousand wouldn't fix (star-quality boob jobs, much like Lasik surgery, aren't generally done by the lowest bidder) but the face is going to be a problem. She's "Homecoming Queen's Court" pretty, but in terms of overall hotness (or lack thereof) she's nothing that anyone in the Industry worth his (or her) salt (so to speak) hasn't fucked a few dozen times, minimum.

    By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 12:05:24

11. WHAT they do show their love canal aka birth canal and the tunnel of stink too then they become "famous" what an awesome society bleh

    By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 12:34:05

12. Whatever. She has a total man-body.

    By anonymous, on February 21, 2009 14:11:07

13. Don't worry, this new attention whore will show up in Playboy or on some porn site. Or, I know, let's give another nobody their own reality show and make them rich and famous that become a pain in the ass.

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 04:11:31

14. She's harsh looking. Oh, no wait, I meant whore. She looks like a whore.

    By filthy cute, on February 22, 2009 08:45:15

15. @ #2- I think she is at least Ashley Dupree caliber so that Elliot Spitzer would have paid $4,300 for the session with her. That ain't chump change.

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 10:23:37

16. ugly slut with a pancake butt

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2009 16:01:15

17. She is so gorgeous! BTW she took these pictures last year around the time of her actual Idol audition, they are old not new.

    By anonymous, on February 23, 2009 10:36:14

18. it's cheap because she modeled a bikini? Get over yourself asswipe

    By anonymous, on March 19, 2009 12:17:03