So is everybody else in Hwood, they are responsible for thedecay of societies and I want to congratulate them along with ourgovernment for destroying us with their misinformation and ----perversions....thanks
Joaquin is unraveling as fast as the late greatUSA. Politiccccians on both sides have destroyed us with the help of the MainstreamMedia.Their is a war on ourborders that nobdy talks about 5000people missingkidnapped,beheaded-raped.....where are these citizensand why is themedia not sayinganything or our govvt not protecting ussssssss.
Is Hollywood that vapid that they have to care so hard that one of their own has defected and wants to lead his own life now? Who gives a shit really if Joaquin Phoenix wants to be an rnb singer, a chicken farmer, or whatever he's trying to be. It's his life. He's got nothing to prove. It does seem he's trying a bit too hard to prove his point with the wild man look but it's only because that's how shallow Hollywood is! You have to totally make yourself ugly to prove anything to these morons. I give him props for saying fuck-you to Hollywood. I'd give him even more if he totally left them clueless as to whatever he's doing an the media was just left wondering.
Crazy or not he will still get his glad handle lip-whipped by buxom teen talent because of one word: celebrity. A pretty ugly guy who went around telling people he was Joba Chamberlain of the NY Yankees was claimed to have bagged 62 girls before his ruse was flushed out. You may say that some women may not be very discerning, but this is clearly why hundreds of pimply male adolescents are currently practicing their guitar in basements throughout the country as I write. Maybe he and Christian Bale should hit the clubs together.
I truly wonder if this is a joke. Regardless, I laughed myself silly with his "Bye! Good!" writing on his knuckles at that red carpet event, after he'd announced that he was "retiring" from acting...
The boy is bat shit crazy. He emphasizes what I think about every actor - they are disgusting children pretending to be me men. They play soldiers, cops and any other variety of valiant true life heros when at their core they are shaking spoiled little pussies who would run at the sight of the enemy and shit themselves in battle. I hate them all.
I was watching it last night and I couldn't decide if he was stoned out of his mind or just a complete douche-nozzle. My wife's opinion was he was under contract with the studio to go whore the movie and he's being a tool to get out of future projects in the contract. I think Dave did a good job of having some fun with the situation, not that I expect him to deliver hard-hitting interviews or anything.
It's time for this retard to join his brother in the place where God puts stoners and idiots. Looking at him I bet he is a chronic marijuana smoker. Something has completely rotted his cognitive function.
I think all of the people, including the idiot bloggers who actually took this interview as something serious or scandalous or anything at all are assholes. Uhm upon coming out to the interview Letterman was basically ranking on him and making him a punchline. Granted the dude is looking ridiculous lately but there is nothing to read into here. He walks in with his "look" and Letterman starts making fun and sarcastic remarks about him. He is there under contractual obligation most likely and is there to talk about the movie. He is obviously answering back as sarcastic and idiotic as the questions being asked. I would have done the same...except maybe I would have just walked off the stage.
#37: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. By the the time I finished reading the first phrase of your post I determined three things:
1.) The poster bore a vagina. 2.) The poster was not intelligent. 3.) I was superior to the poster.
"I would have done the same..."
This is nonsense; you could not possibly be famous for anything. Thus, what you would do in his position is not a valid point, since it could not happen. This is simply a joke/publicity stunt, and you are simply dim-witted. Thank you.
#34, your wife sounds pretty smart and she's probably too good for you if you post on this website. I think Joaquin has done some major dope and is now a rambling brain damaged lunatic. If Letterman would have rammed that big dick he's rumored to have into Joaquin's mouth, I'm not sure that Joaquin would have noticed it until it hit his gall bladder.
Very funny stuff. I'm enjoying the incredible mockery of this douchebag. With literary darts and heart warming laughter we have gathered together across the internet to unzip our pants and piss on his head. Laugh at him! Mock him! Hate him! Spread the word of his stupidity and his arrogance! Pray for his destruction!
OMG...THIS IS SAD...THIS IS WHAT HOLLYWOOD DOES TO PEOPLE.DAVE HAS SEEN IT ALL~ WHAT ELSE COULD HE DO BUT MAKE A JOKE OF IT...THIS POOR GUY IS VERY HIGH ON SOMETHING,i HOPE HE DOESNT END UP LIKE HIS BROTHER..HES GOT A LOT OF TALENT REALLY.SAD STORY.....
It's it act.. you sorta see him lose character and struggle to keep himself from smiling. Definately look for a Casey Affleck movie staring Joaquin coming to theathers.. god, hopefully SOON.
I wonder why so many people who have posted a comment here say they hate Hollywood when obviously they spend time reading about these people they supposedly hate. I think #39 if you have a penis its so microscopic that if seen one would have to ask "wheres the beef?" So stop trying to make yourself into a 'big' man and shut the hell up. And by the way using the word thus doesn't make you sound intelligent. Not that anything would.
Letterman is a snide, bitter elitist who stopped being funny twenty years ago. I think the interview says more about the tired, played out host than the guest.
Joaquin Phoenix is exalted because he is a play actor. He pretends to be other people. It's natural that this pussy would crack under the strain of his hollow and pretend life. I hope he destroys himself in some amazingly entertaining way so that I can laugh at him and read entertainment newspapers and watch the E True Hollywood story about his death. I feel this way about all "stars." I enjoy hearing about their deaths. I enjoy learning that they picked up VD or got arrested. I want them to suffer and bleed publicly. Feel my hatred for it is real.
bonafide idiot blogger assholes are ashamed to admit what they are and will immediately get indignant and go on a misogynistic attack...I present exhibit #39
#39-40-41 (and 51= same asshole) is clearly and frighteningly obsessed with Joaquin...it's obvious that when he grows up he hopes and prays to be just like Joaquin - significant....personally I don't see it happening. Thanks.
#55 says.. "and watch the E True Hollywood story about his death. I feel this way about all "stars." I enjoy hearing about their deaths. I enjoy learning that they picked up VD or got arrested. I want them to suffer and bleed publicly. Feel my hatred for it is real."
---------------------- this fuck was born to be a stalker
#61 you're a paranoid assfuck...that's what you get for sucking Tommy Chong's cock for cheap weed lol...that drivel you typed says it all...go stick your head in the toilet...you no-life son of a whore lol by the way Joaquin wouldn't spit on you if your crusty ass was on fire lol
Hey 60, you don't get it. No one wants to "stalk" stars...let's face it, this website is about hot chicks and mocking celebrities. It's great when arrogant celebrities destroy themselves. Highly entertaining. it's just about sitting back and letting them make jack asses on the stage. the question is why do YOU not HATE them?
65 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI think he is more likeable crazy.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 08:40:43
"Joaquin Phoenix is a Tool"
there, I fixed it for you.
By BarbadoSlim, on February 12, 2009 09:04:08
So is everybody else in Hwood, they are responsible for thedecay of societies and I want to congratulate them along with ourgovernment for destroying us with their misinformation and ----perversions....thanks
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 09:10:49
Joaquin is unraveling as fast as the late greatUSA.
Politiccccians on both sides have destroyed us with the help of the MainstreamMedia.Their is a war on ourborders that nobdy talks about 5000people missingkidnapped,beheaded-raped.....where are these citizensand why is themedia not sayinganything or our govvt not protecting ussssssss.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 09:20:03
Is Hollywood that vapid that they have to care so hard that one of their own has defected and wants to lead his own life now? Who gives a shit really if Joaquin Phoenix wants to be an rnb singer, a chicken farmer, or whatever he's trying to be. It's his life. He's got nothing to prove. It does seem he's trying a bit too hard to prove his point with the wild man look but it's only because that's how shallow Hollywood is! You have to totally make yourself ugly to prove anything to these morons. I give him props for saying fuck-you to Hollywood. I'd give him even more if he totally left them clueless as to whatever he's doing an the media was just left wondering.
By C. Ibsen, on February 12, 2009 09:25:31
Looks like he'll be heading the way of River
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 09:40:58
OMG is he for real??? what the hell happened to him?? either he's doing a really stupid stunt or he's high as a kite.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 09:47:44
If he REALLY didn't care, why did he bother dressing up in a really nice suit? What a clown.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 10:08:55
was he always this weird??? is he stoned?
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 10:09:35
wow. what's up drugs.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 10:10:52
The lengths celebs will go to, to get you to pay 11 bucks for their crappy movies....pr stunt, he will go back to normal after the movie is out.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 10:15:46
Is he trying to pull a River Phoenix?
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 10:22:22
I thought he DID brush his teeth with a dead bird.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 10:27:26
Please update the comments more promptly. I have done some hilarious trolling here, and I would like to see the indignant responses. Thanks.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 10:43:09
wtf is so crazy about brushing your teeth with a dead bird?
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 10:44:51
"This video is not available in your country or domain"
Pfff, fucking youtube blows chunks now that it's owned by corporate nazis.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 11:10:50
WTF?
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 11:14:42
Crazy or not he will still get his glad handle lip-whipped by buxom teen talent because of one word: celebrity.
A pretty ugly guy who went around telling people he was Joba Chamberlain of the NY Yankees was claimed to have bagged 62 girls before his ruse was flushed out.
You may say that some women may not be very discerning, but this is clearly why hundreds of pimply male adolescents are currently practicing their guitar in basements throughout the country as I write.
Maybe he and Christian Bale should hit the clubs together.
By Morgan, on February 12, 2009 11:22:13
unreal. is this a joke or is he just an insane asshole?
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 11:30:56
its still a bit. There are many reports from audience members that say Joaquin was laughing and chatting with David during the break.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 11:46:06
Pretend crazy schtick to sell a movie .
Celebs are running out of ideas and desperate.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 11:53:31
I truly wonder if this is a joke. Regardless, I laughed myself silly with his "Bye! Good!" writing on his knuckles at that red carpet event, after he'd announced that he was "retiring" from acting...
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 12:26:51
Watching letterman is even more painful ughhhhh
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 12:36:57
Pork and Koolaid from the sky.
We have become a nation of moochers.
Peggy Joseph
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 13:00:43
i think letterman was just being an ass
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 13:12:29
i just think he's pulling a Andy kaufman. I think its hysterical and hope he keeps it up. i laughed my ass off.
By supporter, on February 12, 2009 13:35:00
#3,4 and 5: Thank you for posting about your own clip, Joaquin.
Seriously, why the fuck have we ever or should we even remotely care about Joaquin Phoenix? Because his brother OD'd? Fuck everybody in that family.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 14:09:16
The WRONG Pheonix died.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 14:27:34
he is doing it on purpose. there is gonna be a mockumentary most likely. casey affleck has been filming him. just watch.
By christ, on February 12, 2009 14:41:37
This bat shit fucktard just makes me hate hollywierd even more.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 15:01:05
He's awesome. Such a hoot.
By sushi, on February 12, 2009 15:25:28
The boy is bat shit crazy. He emphasizes what I think about every actor - they are disgusting children pretending to be me men. They play soldiers, cops and any other variety of valiant true life heros when at their core they are shaking spoiled little pussies who would run at the sight of the enemy and shit themselves in battle. I hate them all.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 15:35:36
he's not serious. its just another role for him. he's pulling an andy kaufman..
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 15:47:32
I was watching it last night and I couldn't decide if he was stoned out of his mind or just a complete douche-nozzle. My wife's opinion was he was under contract with the studio to go whore the movie and he's being a tool to get out of future projects in the contract. I think Dave did a good job of having some fun with the situation, not that I expect him to deliver hard-hitting interviews or anything.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 15:50:54
It's time for this retard to join his brother in the place where God puts stoners and idiots. Looking at him I bet he is a chronic marijuana smoker. Something has completely rotted his cognitive function.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 15:52:43
Letterman's a jerk.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 16:18:25
I think all of the people, including the idiot bloggers who actually took this interview as something serious or scandalous or anything at all are assholes. Uhm upon coming out to the interview Letterman was basically ranking on him and making him a punchline. Granted the dude is looking ridiculous lately but there is nothing to read into here. He walks in with his "look" and Letterman starts making fun and sarcastic remarks about him. He is there under contractual obligation most likely and is there to talk about the movie. He is obviously answering back as sarcastic and idiotic as the questions being asked. I would have done the same...except maybe I would have just walked off the stage.
By Cristina, on February 12, 2009 17:10:29
I'm sorry but that was f'in hilarious, i'm still laughing about it
By Tiff, on February 12, 2009 17:44:59
#37: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. By the the time I finished reading the first phrase of your post I determined three things:
1.) The poster bore a vagina.
2.) The poster was not intelligent.
3.) I was superior to the poster.
"I would have done the same..."
This is nonsense; you could not possibly be famous for anything. Thus, what you would do in his position is not a valid point, since it could not happen. This is simply a joke/publicity stunt, and you are simply dim-witted. Thank you.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 18:37:13
#34, your wife sounds pretty smart and she's probably too good for you if you post on this website. I think Joaquin has done some major dope and is now a rambling brain damaged lunatic. If Letterman would have rammed that big dick he's rumored to have into Joaquin's mouth, I'm not sure that Joaquin would have noticed it until it hit his gall bladder.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 18:52:05
Very funny stuff. I'm enjoying the incredible mockery of this douchebag. With literary darts and heart warming laughter we have gathered together across the internet to unzip our pants and piss on his head. Laugh at him! Mock him! Hate him! Spread the word of his stupidity and his arrogance! Pray for his destruction!
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 19:17:20
Its a stunt idiots.
By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 20:37:43
loser
By anonymous, on February 13, 2009 01:19:22
I get the joke. He's Borat without the accent.
By ijerkoffconstantly, on February 13, 2009 03:02:05
OMG...THIS IS SAD...THIS IS WHAT HOLLYWOOD DOES TO PEOPLE.DAVE HAS SEEN IT ALL~ WHAT ELSE COULD HE DO BUT MAKE A JOKE OF IT...THIS POOR GUY IS VERY HIGH ON SOMETHING,i HOPE HE DOESNT END UP LIKE HIS BROTHER..HES GOT A LOT OF TALENT REALLY.SAD STORY.....
By JACQUE, on February 13, 2009 05:53:40
Ugh Joaq make it stop!!!
By Blah Girls!, on February 13, 2009 07:44:48
It's it act.. you sorta see him lose character and struggle to keep himself from smiling. Definately look for a Casey Affleck movie staring Joaquin coming to theathers.. god, hopefully SOON.
By anonymous, on February 13, 2009 10:23:39
What's sad is all the idiots that are taking this seriously and using it to make some dumbass rant about Hollywood, America and moral values.
Get clues, retards.
By anonymous, on February 13, 2009 11:09:15
I wonder why so many people who have posted a comment here say they hate Hollywood when obviously they spend time reading about these people they supposedly hate. I think #39 if you have a penis its so microscopic that if seen one would have to ask "wheres the beef?" So stop trying to make yourself into a 'big' man and shut the hell up. And by the way using the word thus doesn't make you sound intelligent.
Not that anything would.
By melinda, on February 13, 2009 11:23:27
At least he didn't beat Rihanna up.
By anonymous, on February 13, 2009 11:30:47
Awww, look, cristina changed her name to melinda. lol
By anonymous, on February 13, 2009 13:59:26
"I mean, that's what the homeless guys I pay to beat each other up do and they don't even get to go on Letterman".
I understand that this is meant to be sarcastic, but this is an idiotic statement. Spread the love man, it is V-day after all.
By Moniqua, on February 13, 2009 14:10:12
If he were quitting Hollywood, why would he go on Letterman?
By anonymous, on February 13, 2009 16:16:17
Letterman is a snide, bitter elitist who stopped being funny twenty years ago. I think the interview says more about the tired, played out host than the guest.
By B.P. Runkle, on February 14, 2009 04:34:45
Joaquin Phoenix is exalted because he is a play actor. He pretends to be other people. It's natural that this pussy would crack under the strain of his hollow and pretend life. I hope he destroys himself in some amazingly entertaining way so that I can laugh at him and read entertainment newspapers and watch the E True Hollywood story about his death. I feel this way about all "stars." I enjoy hearing about their deaths. I enjoy learning that they picked up VD or got arrested. I want them to suffer and bleed publicly. Feel my hatred for it is real.
By anonymous, on February 14, 2009 04:40:30
bonafide idiot blogger assholes are ashamed to admit what they are and will immediately get indignant and go on a misogynistic attack...I present exhibit #39
By oh and your a cocksucker , on February 14, 2009 04:42:13
#39,40, and 41 is the same limp-dicked bipolar misogynist in the grip of a full-blown manic attack...someone please call Belview
By oh and your a cocksucker , on February 14, 2009 04:46:42
#39-40-41 (and 51= same asshole) is clearly and frighteningly obsessed with Joaquin...it's obvious that when he grows up he hopes and prays to be just like Joaquin - significant....personally I don't see it happening. Thanks.
By oh and you still suck cock, on February 14, 2009 04:57:33
You're all retarded.
By anonymous, on February 14, 2009 05:19:10
#55 says.. "and watch the E True Hollywood story about his death. I feel this way about all "stars." I enjoy hearing about their deaths. I enjoy learning that they picked up VD or got arrested. I want them to suffer and bleed publicly. Feel my hatred for it is real."
----------------------
this fuck was born to be a stalker
By oh and you swallow, on February 14, 2009 05:34:44
@56, 57, 58 and 60.
Hey, "Nikkibitch", didn't we tell you to shut the fuck up and leave a while back?
Your bitter stink is fouling-up the comments... again.
By anonymous, on February 14, 2009 07:43:22
Dude is a whack job; he's got mental problems.
"Bye! Good!" Jebus, what a loser...
By anonymous, on February 14, 2009 08:59:15
#61 you're a paranoid assfuck...that's what you get for sucking Tommy Chong's cock for cheap weed lol...that drivel you typed says it all...go stick your head in the toilet...you no-life son of a whore lol by the way Joaquin wouldn't spit on you if your crusty ass was on fire lol
By #61 teabags his mom, on February 14, 2009 09:03:00
Hey 60, you don't get it. No one wants to "stalk" stars...let's face it, this website is about hot chicks and mocking celebrities. It's great when arrogant celebrities destroy themselves. Highly entertaining. it's just about sitting back and letting them make jack asses on the stage. the question is why do YOU not HATE them?
By anonymous, on February 14, 2009 09:13:27
you people are stupid morons, it was obviously a big joke on all you retards.
By anonymous, on February 20, 2009 18:25:05
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