38 Comments:

1. Ha! Todd, that was some funny shiat! I have a friend who has ginormous, perfectly shaped tits, and all I want to do is fuck her. No, the one night of fondling and kissing didn't cut it for me. As such I feign interest in her the lives of her two stupid fuck-faced cats just to be able to get into her apartment. So far it hasn't worked, but I am a tenacious one.

   By craving those 40DD's, on February 8, 2009 17:59:21

2. If you would cut her head off she would be the perfect woman.

   By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 18:05:32

3. Wow...thanks for the insight #1, a lot of things are starting to make sense now. I don't think I can look at any of my male coworkers the same, especially the one that I did let titty-fuck me. lol

   By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 18:15:34

4. I'd hit it. You would, too. You'd take that head and let it do wonderful and glorious things to you... after you remove the gag because you hate her music.

   By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 18:16:50

5. She can't make a noise if her mouth is Stuffed !
   Nice set !

   By BukkNekkid , on February 8, 2009 18:31:11

6. Anyone guy that would turn his nose up at this hot piece of ass is either a gay or a rock star on par with Sting. This chick is beautiful. Soft milky white skin. Curves. Sexy. Swoon.

   By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 18:34:40

7. Nothing about the paris hilton-ish eye, huh?

   By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 18:36:56

8. I'll bet that even her asshole is beautiful and smells like roses. She's hot.

   By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 18:38:59

9. She definitely needs a pear necklace.

   By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 19:02:22

10. Dave isn't ever gonna live that one down is he? lol The letter "l" is all he needed, and it would have been one less thing to rip on him for.

    By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 19:05:35

11. She needs to be silent & naked. That's the only way she's tolerable...

    By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 19:43:48

12. F'ing HILARIOUS #9 - I just spit out my soda.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 03:26:52

13. WONK!

    By Joe Mahma, on February 9, 2009 04:40:08

14. Untalented and creepy looking.

    By Albatross, on February 9, 2009 04:50:51

15. Still fug as hell

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 05:08:45

16. Her performance was horrible. She's lucky she's got those things.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 06:26:19

17. Her performance on the Grammy's last night was mediocre; girl can't sing or dance. Watching her tits bounce around the stage helped me tune out her awful voice in my ear.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 06:33:37

18. BIG TITS OR NO BIG TITS the bitch still annoying and with no talent she sucks ass , maybe after drinking a 18 pack of beers 4 pitchers of beer and lots of whiskey maybe after all of that she may look hot maybe

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 06:45:25

19. she got that 'coke-fiend' look in her eyes..
    & if by some freak chance she's not already a coke fiend, well then 'future coke-fiend'

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 06:45:50

20. i would cum all over those mellons of love

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 07:06:07

21. Her eyes are FUCKED up.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 07:29:11

22. Hahahaa! Every person that has posted so far was so EVIL!

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 07:35:36

23. In the picture where she's half smiling but not showing any teeth, she looks like Chyna.

    By d0gma, on February 9, 2009 08:24:36

24. I like the music, love the tits.
    
    I wonder if she's into anal?

    By thebig28, on February 9, 2009 08:37:12

25. I can't wait until she goes away.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 08:44:34

26. Fug fug fug fug and annoying to boot

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 08:51:04

27. In what alternate universe are those titties considered big? Flatverse?

    By Assman, on February 9, 2009 08:57:13

28. #9 just made me spit chunks of cornbread muffin all over my keyboard. Thanks for the warning, #12.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 09:00:58

29. I think she brought a picture of Dita Von Teese and said "try to make me look like her".
    Not bad...

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 09:12:24

30. She's hot, although not as talented as she believes she is. I still think she has the most amazing....eyes!!

    By Anthony!!, on February 9, 2009 09:31:55

31. As far as the Grammies go, she was actually upstaged in try-too-hard spastic annoyingness by Thom Yorke.
    
    Most famous people are really geeks who are jealous of someone else and have something to prove. But the inner geek always shines through.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 10:03:20

32. We need pics of yours #3

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 10:23:47

33. She looked great but her former bf would give me great pause. Might be some Courtney Love in her if she was with that kind of messy-looking dude.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 10:25:31

34. Titty fuckins only fun when she lets you finish in her mouth - just tell Katy its better than Throat Coat

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 12:49:15

35. Gaah! WTF is wrong with her eyes? I mean, everyone's face is asymmetrical up to a point, but pictures 4 and 5 really make you notice her weird eyes.

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 13:18:31

36. I used to think she was hot and then I listened to her speak on Katie Couric's Grammy special (yes, I am embarrassed that I watched it.) Anyway, girl is weird. She's not all there. And what is with the fruit for God's sake?!

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 14:51:55

37. She has enough make-up on her face to supply the entire awards show with plenty... she might look ok under all of it, but its like a real life airbrushing of herself..
    
    I'd fuck her, dont get me worng.. but if the bitch was to sing, i might slice her throat.
    

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 15:58:57

38. fugly eyes....monet face but fabulous rack....slut

    By mammazen, on February 10, 2009 18:29:35