74 Comments:

1. My eyes!! MY EYES!!!!!!!! Pic #3: Pube stripe? WHY!?! AHHHHHHHH!!!

   By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 07:59:57

2. I hate when girls shave their pubic hair like that. 'landing strips' are so ugly.

   By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 08:04:36

3. The girl in the red dress is obviously a different person and she looks about 20 yrs older than the girl in her underwear.

   By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 08:08:28

4. I'd bang it like a screen door in a hurricane.

   By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 08:15:01

5. Now that's a gunt you can set your watch to.
   
   Back in my day, all women had a generous beaver shed, big white and jiggly like a big bowl of tapioca pudding. This girl brings me back.

   By Old Man McGillicuddy, on February 6, 2009 08:16:55

6. I know we're not supposed to say "she's too fucking fat" in this day and age, but...she's too fucking fat.

   By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 08:19:20

7. Bravo #4...why do these pre-pube blog lurkers like girls who look like 10 year old boys with cheetos for tits? Maybe its a sign of their proclivities?
   
   Oh, and I'd slam it, damn it, any day, all day. She looks stoned or drunk too, that always helps.

   By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 08:20:49

8. I think a lot of these people calling these girls fat are probably other girls, or they're homos. This is a hot girl with big tits and a decent body. She's not skinny, but that's good. I don't want to see her bones.

   By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 08:27:20

9. ugh if you're gonna take pics like that at least suck in your fucking gut

   By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 08:28:39

10. Yeah, no shit. I'd definitely do her. Probably wouldn't brag to my friends about it, but it looks fun to me.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 08:29:17

11. sigh.
    
    All you people hate on Kelly Clarkson and her friends, but seriously - I'd like to see what y'all go around getting with.
    
    I get tired of all the hate against her. She's far less ugly than HALF of the anorexic supermodels, her face doesn't look busted like the former, etc.
    
    But hey, I guess you just have to hate on what you have to hate. For me, I'd be happy to welcome her into my bed ;)
    
    Either of 'em!

    By andsoitgoes, on February 6, 2009 08:43:46

12. One of Kelly's friends took pictures of herself in her underwear. How does that make either of them gay? ~confused

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 08:44:31

13. I think the girl in the pics looks sexy. Maybe a little chunky...but probably much more fun in bed than most skeletors we see these days.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 08:45:55

14. Her friend Ashley looks pretty hot to me. Kelly on the other hand, umm...

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 08:58:28

15. She's a little thick, far from fat though. Nice boobies. Decent face. I see nothing wrong with that.

    By Little Bo Peep, on February 6, 2009 08:59:23

16. I think she's hot. Nice big tits and a soft tummy. I like my women soft and curvy.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 09:00:25

17. I would beat it up. Hardcore style. She looks good. five star tits

    By Nick Manning , on February 6, 2009 09:07:26

18. I guess I'm in the minority but...I think shes cute.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 09:08:44

19. hmmm nice body; big bewbies; what's the problem? and if her and Kelly Clarkson are doing it...i'm not gonna stop them..well...unless i get in between them.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 09:11:26

20. I'd bang her friend. Curves are good...
    
    Hopefully that middle-aged Mexican woman runs Kelly's fan club. Know what I mean? ;) ;)

    By joejoe, on February 6, 2009 09:14:22

21. "Now that's a gunt you can set your watch to."
    
    Best line all day.
    
    Yeah I'd hit that. Once. Eh, maybe a couple times actually. Nice boobies go along way with me.

    By Santos, on February 6, 2009 09:14:59

22. I'd watch them go at it. Two whales fucking, it'd be like watching the discovery channel. I wonder if they stop at some point and devour a baby seal. But hey I'd still fuck them both, even with baby seal breath.

    By Whale Rider., on February 6, 2009 09:18:36

23. Alright face, slammin' body, definitely not fat.
    
    Signed,
    
    A gay guy who doesn't think girls need to have bodies like boys to be attractive because that's a fucking straight myth.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 09:22:41

24. Awww...she isn't that bad. I'd tear that shit up. Plus, I think she'd be pretty eager to please.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 09:23:02

25. Count me in Todd, as someone who doesn't care. Nice rack, tho.

    By Ryan Semencrest, on February 6, 2009 09:50:22

26. I'd smash it. Nice tits, nice hip, probably got a fat ass. That's the body of a woman not a little boy.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 09:55:48

27. Ugh, okay so Jessica Simpson is hugely fat according to some of you, but this chick is not? She definitely looks bigger and softer than JS
    
    Make up your minds

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 10:05:49

28. You're assuming that everyone here things the same way you do and thinks Jessica simpson's fat. Also, Jessica was covered up so she could be bigger than she appears. This chick is almost naked. She's got a little meat, but I'd give her some more.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 10:10:09

29. Dont get my wrong Im a woman with curves (boobs, hips) but I also take my ass to the gym 4-5 days a week so Im not all soft like that.
    
    I personally just dont see the appeal in not having any muscle tone

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 10:12:17

30. All I can say is I love that she's wearing a cross in these pictures.
    We wouldn't want to think she wasn't a good Christian girl, so thank God she clarified.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 10:12:32

31. If Kelly is gettin this, she's probably pretty happy.

    By jt, on February 6, 2009 10:18:36

32. Thanks.Nice way to jump start a vomit.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 10:23:00

33. #29: Most men don't want a woman who calls other girls fat and brags about her muscle tone and how often she goes to the gym. Most men don't find any appeal in girls like you.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 10:25:55

34. I personally just dont see the appeal in not having any muscle tone
    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 10:12:17
    
    Um...it looks more feminine.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 10:29:06

35. Ashley needs some of Jessica Simpson's mommy pants.
    I don't care if Kelly Clarkson is gay, she still has the best range of voice of any of the female "American Idol" contestants.
    @#29- muscle tone and body shaping is fairly hot, but what a woman projects about herself is the hottest thing.

    By Morgan, on February 6, 2009 10:40:50

36. "Do these lesbians make my ass look fat?"

    By Kelly Clarkson, on February 6, 2009 10:48:01

37. #33 when did I ever in that post refer to her as fat? Soft and fat are not the same thing
    
    And stating that I go to the gym is not bragging, its a fact, as is the case with most women I know

    By 29, on February 6, 2009 10:53:20

38. http://www.zacktaylor.ca/.a/6a00e54edfa92d88330111684e7aff970c-pi
    
    Um how does her face look so different? Nice Myspace angles

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 10:55:06

39. So, should I stop trying to lose weight and going to the gym or not? Reading some posts I'm a whale, but reading others I'm just right.

    By Kate , on February 6, 2009 11:06:15

40. "And stating that I go to the gym is not bragging, its a fact"
    
    Why did you feel the need to state it at all? Nobody asked. Are you implying this girl doesn't go to the gym just because she isn't flexing in these photos? Get over yourself. You know why you said it. Fishing for compliments is typical of girls like you.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 11:18:32

41. vomit cup..please, someone...vomit cup NOW

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 11:20:44

42. speaking from a fat girl's perspective...i have HUGE thighs like this bitch, but my PUSSY does NOT look like that!!!? WTF happened to it? it looks like a MOOSE's HOOF or even an elephants toe. i think i speak for ALL when i say curves rule on women, but not FAT VAJAYJAYS. yucko!

    By SBooleypoosey, on February 6, 2009 11:20:59

43. Instead of Kelly Clarkson, how about some Kelly Brook? Thank You.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 11:51:59

44. Kate, maybe you should decide how you wanna look and then let the guys come to you? Just a thought.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 12:09:48

45. So Kelly Clarkson is a dyke? Good for her I guess, cuz I sure as hell wasn't gonna fuck her. Shame about her girlfriend though, I'd totally cover her tits in nut butter.

    By Tony, on February 6, 2009 12:36:33

46. that girl's body is hot. period.
    anyone who doesn't think so is a jealous other woman. garunteed! or a guy who has never gotten laid.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 12:39:23

47. Yeah, but masturbating to a kitten in a bear trap AND Kelly Clarkson having lesbian sex? Home-fuckin'-run!!! Hell, I'm chokin' a bruise in it right now!

    By Donwanna B. Wright, on February 6, 2009 12:57:44

48. Look, I'd hit it if I was drinking and nothing else better was on the vine, but the girl is overweight. I'm not stating my opinion. She looks to be about a buck-fifty, which is clinically overweight for a woman of average height. Don't believe me, google "BMI chart".

    By J-Bird, on February 6, 2009 12:58:58

49. I'd hit is so hard that whoever managed to pull me out would be the rightful King of England.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 13:10:01

50. She looks like she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 13:15:10

51. J-Bird, according to things like the BMI, just about every professional athlete is overweight. The BMI is garbage.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 13:19:41

52. I think Ashley Donovan is HOT HOT HOT ... and I would hit that any day of the week. Love her - she is awesome!!!

    By Gregory, on February 6, 2009 13:20:45

53. BMI is proven bullshit and J-Bird needs to spend less time on the HGH and body builder forums. Any guy who criticizes women this much is probably gay.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 13:44:58

54. @#39- Kate I think ultimately its is about a woman's self confidence and how she presents herself as a unique, special personality, rather than specific inches on her thighs.
    I know personal trainer chicks that are vacant, and slightly more rounded women that have a quality that appeals to men. Sorry to ditch the snark for once, but just be yourself.

    By Morgan, on February 6, 2009 14:11:31

55. I just.. honestly feel becuz she was 2 lbs skinnier than her BOSS... she felt that was enuf to earn the attentiOn she obviously needed.... oh and good on you guys for giving her that! Cheers! Todd, I would so love to met you....

    By Stefanee, on February 6, 2009 15:11:59

56. I'd bounce on that like a TRAMP-oline :)

    By BukkNekkid , on February 6, 2009 17:27:39

57. @#33....uh, yes they do

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 17:52:27

58. 150?! She looks about 60kg (~130lbs), size 12UK/AU (US 8). Far from fat and actually, a normal BMI. Whatever, she looks fine. Nice boobies.

    By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 18:01:40

59. I would tear that ass up. A welcome diversion from the other hoo-ahs who grace IDLYITW.
    

    By Jester959, on February 6, 2009 18:43:33

60. Aw fuck cmon this bitch is FUG.

    By ilookbetter, on February 6, 2009 22:43:46

61. Truth is the girl in the picture has curves and Kelly also has curves.
    
    As a Brit in the Uk (where we are blessed with women with large breasts) I have to say I would bang them both.

    By Moodel, on February 7, 2009 00:52:11

62. "Kelly also has curves"
    
    Have you seen pictures of her? She has no tits and no shape to her ass. The only curves she has are unhealthy flab.

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2009 02:05:22

63. girl in underwear = hot!
    yes, a little plump, but not fat.
    I would so tap that!

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2009 03:34:00

64. "Gross face. Hot bod. I get it. Just hit that shit from behind."

    By Dave, on February 7, 2009 03:49:27

65. I be doin' it. Ain't nothing wrong with that. I don't understand the landing strip. It is getting to the point where I really miss pubic hair. I beginning to think that there is more than a subtle push towards he Pam Anderson / Pornstar beauty standard. Blown up lips, plastic face, all over tans in winter, absence of all body hair, big fake titties and flat man asses.

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2009 03:56:42

66. To hell with what you guys say. I'd bang that like a screen door in a hurricane. And come back for seconds, thirds, etc.
    
    Great rack and looks to be a plump rump. Me likee.

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2009 04:14:00

67. And the point of this story is what ? Come on, IDLYITW - this piece is beneath you.

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2009 05:23:38

68. ^ well, they got 68 comments out of it...

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2009 05:52:29

69. I would punish this and then have her swallow my man-milk.

    By BarbadoSlim, on February 7, 2009 07:16:59

70. This chick is NASTY!
    
    TOO THICK! and that face.... eeessshhh!
    
    Her mons veneris is HUGE!
    
    This is someone you DEFINITELY don't brag about, to ANYONE!

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2009 10:16:29

71. Took me two days to come to a decision. Fugly face, but I would. I'm picturing a long night muff dive on a hot August evening, in an unventilated and un-airconditioned, small bedroom. Surprised on how many comments these pics have generated.

    By Dr. Rauch, on February 7, 2009 10:40:05

72. shes a nasty looking piece and certainly a carrier of some sort of incurable virus but then I guess that's what passes for hot these days

    By yuck, on February 7, 2009 14:18:18

73. "J-Bird, according to things like the BMI, just about every professional athlete is overweight. The BMI is garbage."
    
    That's true to an extent. Very athletic people do have exceptionally high BMI's because of their muscle mass. However, this girl doesn't seem to have much muscle mass. She's just overweight. But not terribly so, and I still think she looks pretty good.

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2009 19:02:41

74. Dont me wrong I like a womanly shape but this chick is pushing it, and to me she looks like she would be an insecure "I need the lights off and the covers up" type of bitch in bed

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2009 20:49:32