48 Comments:

1. oooo- donuts!

   By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 02:59:52

2. I would still do her in a heart beat. She's not all bones and she has some extra cusion for the pushin. She has always had a cute face as well.

   By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 03:23:07

3. She's still hot...

   By MPT, on February 26, 2009 03:25:35

4. she looks like she ate Augustus Gloop!

   By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 03:25:48

5. She looks like the ugly girl in high school that everyone would fuck but never tell anyone about.

   By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 03:29:49

6. You're a dick!

   By Kristy, on February 26, 2009 03:51:54

7. ut-oh todd. you've pissed off all the "real" women.

   By emily, on February 26, 2009 04:10:56

8. #2 - "cute face"?? Dude. Let it go. bitch looks like a M&M.

   By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 04:14:11

9. Another spokesmodel for the new Jessica Simpson Mommy pants line!
   Hot damn, we got a winner with these big pants for women y'all! Yee-hah!

   By Papa Joe S., Living-Off-Your-Kids, CA, on February 26, 2009 04:16:23

10. haha you guys are such a fucking joke... you would all fuck her in a heartbeat... face it your lame, your ugly, and your geeks! Ya like to pretend to be cool online and say how "ugly" or "fat" she is but you know in your hearts shes a billion times better than you could ever hope to do... this includes you todd ;)

    By NERDS!!!! , on February 26, 2009 04:31:10

11. She has more confidence and a better personality than 99% of most female celebrities. I'd choose her over Angelina.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 04:33:11

12. She's smiling because she has lots more money than you or anyone on this thread could dream about and she gets to eat. I'd be smiling all the time too.

    By Little Bo Peep, on February 26, 2009 04:54:29

13. hahahahahaha #10 you have to be one of the stupidest and most naive people to ever comment on this site.
    First of all, "your" was misused 3 times in one of your sentences, get some grammar lessons.
    I am sure you are nothing to look at, i mean, you're defending kelly clarkson.
    I've read your comment over and over and still can't figure out how you come up with the conclusion that everyone bashing that pig wants to fuck her. Just because she has money doesn't make her attractive.
    PLEASE don't reproduce.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 04:58:23

14. Amen, #10! This site is filled with morons who like to pretend they're "big men", but they probably are all fat geeks who live in Mommy's basement. LOL

    By Albatross, on February 26, 2009 04:59:19

15. oh god, here comes the fat girls who want to "at least she's rich" and "at least she can sing". so the fuck what. She's still fat and hideous.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 05:14:20

16. #15 I'd rather be fat, happy and rich then skinny, poor and hungry!

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 06:08:59

17. Hey #13... you are correcting me on my grammar? seriously... fucking geeks! haha... get a life ya tosser!
    
    btw, I never said shit about her money you leach, no be my bitch and whine some more about how shes not good enough of you ;)

    By NERDS!!!!, on February 26, 2009 06:34:28

18. "I never said shit about her money you leach, no be my bitch and whine some more about how shes not good enough of you ;)"
    
    Yeah, I'm guessing you probably have a lucrative career, so money is no object to you, am I right? I mean, people who refer to educated people as "GEEKS" are typically destined for greatness.

    By I'll have fries with that, on February 26, 2009 06:46:28

19. "Albatross", aren't you the former stripper? Maybe you shouldn't be throwing around generalizations there, Sweetcheeks.

    By Champagne Room, on February 26, 2009 06:49:02

20. NERDS!!!! every time you post you look like more and more of an idiot so give it up already.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 06:50:55

21. Joke getting old. This chick has never pretended to be some super skinny sex symbol. Why don't you save your distain for people who have earned it?

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 06:53:53

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    By Kelly Clarkson's Volcanic Anus, on February 26, 2009 07:02:14

23. People who watch American Idol should be sent to a work camp. This would fix the economy AND rid our nation of the lowest common denominator.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 07:04:39

24. Huh. Kelly Clarkson is a bigger girl. You know what else? Rosie O'Donnell is a dyke, Madonna is old and haggard and water is wet.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 07:08:34

25. Awww, but she's so happy! I really like her new haircut. I love her, no matter what. Mostly because if she read this, she wouldn't give a shit what you guys thought. She's her own person, and that's that.

    By Jen, on February 26, 2009 07:09:13

26. I wonder if it's legal for her to drive in the car pool lane by herself.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 07:14:52

27. I'd fuck her from behind, and bet she's a pretty good, enthusiastic little lay, but let's not pretend she's hot. She should consider surgically thinning her nose a little for starters.

    By just not that into her, on February 26, 2009 08:36:10

28. The truth comes out. All you bastards that call Megan Fox average or criticize her thumbs would fuck this cow? Like jealous females, geeky men are equally bitter at women they have no chance of ever fucking.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 08:38:03

29. It's not even the fact that she's chubby that she is unattractive. Her body is cute. Her face is just fug. Yuck.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 09:17:39

30. I'd piss on her if she was on fire . ;)

    By BukkNekkid , on February 26, 2009 10:26:54

31. "Awww, but she's so happy!"
    
    Yeah, this photo was snapped while she was walking into Pizza Hut.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 10:43:51

32. Thank you #18 & #20 (:
    
    
    
    

    By # 13, on February 26, 2009 11:15:08

33. More cushion for pushing! I would do her right after playing my banjo.
    Cna you send that there Jessica Simpson out our way too? Much obliged. Soo-ey!

    By Needy in the Ozarks, on February 26, 2009 11:45:02

34. She is ugly. I am not attracted to her. I am not even the slightest bit surprised why other guys are not, either.
    
    All the women on this board who identify with her appearance as being qualitatively similar to their own (or even worse, as superior to their own) need to stop rationalizing that she's beautiful. She is not beautiful. Yes, most of the posters are undoubtedly ugly and personality-deficient guys. Still, ugly, personality-deficient guys are alike their female counterparts; they still think they're entitled to certain standards of hotness far exceeding their own, most often due to viewing themselves too favorably. What this means is this: while they might deserve no better than Kelly Clarkson, they're still not incorrect when they indicate her as being ugly/fat. Inasmuch, you must also come to grips with your ugliness.
    
    It may be painful, girls, but it will add clarity to your dating life. You need to aim a LOT lower. Guys can get away with being a bit lacking physically because women appreciate abstract qualities such as sense of humor, intelligence, and compassion more than men. Men identify these things, but they often are vastly less important than appearance. Sorry, it sucks to be a woman if you're a ghoul.
    
    Keep trying to find that shade of lipstick that somehow turns you from a 4 to an 8 (out of 10, for the dull).

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 12:49:31

35. wouldnt hit that w a bullet

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 12:51:45

36. this girl can improve a lot if she just wears the right clothes, and a good haircut. ow its so easily for even 'the poor ones' to do it themselves, and you kelly, can actually afford a damn stylist/personal shopper/personal trainer/ ...
    
    

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 14:31:03

37. #24: Thank you. This dead horse has received its fair share of beatings and then some. She's not thin. I get it.
    
    It's still not funny.
    
    #34: The honesty is good. It sucks but guys are shallow. As Jon Lajoie once said:
    
    "I can't have sex with your personality
    and I can't put my penis is your college degree.
    I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
    so why you wanna share this information with me?"

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 15:37:49

38. Damn - when did she turn into Carnie Wilson?

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 15:47:18

39. That chick is a troll.With a big dick.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 16:41:05

40. Fat chicks are always funny. Or is it jolly? Whatever.

    By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 00:05:06

41. She is probably smiling because SHE ACTUALLY HAS TALENT. Don't let the bastards get you down.

    By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 01:03:42

42. Everyone knows the men on here are ass.
    
    They bash beutiful women.
    
    They bash ugly women.
    
    They bash lesbians.
    
    They're misogynists.
    
    What's new?
    
    We all know they're either virgins or dick-do's.
    
    (A 'dick-do' is a fat assed man who has a belly that sticks out more than his dick so)
    
    Just get over it anfd let them play their game of trying to be 'toguh' whilst on a gossip site, talking about celebrities like a bunch of fucking old women.
    
    ........................................................wait for it...............................
    
    GO FUCK YOURSELF!
    
    

    By pLaNt PoT, on February 27, 2009 04:54:54

43. "She is ugly. I am not attracted to her. I am not even the slightest bit surprised why other guys are not, either.
    
    All the women on this board who identify with her appearance as being qualitatively similar to their own (or even worse, as superior to their own) need to stop rationalizing that she's beautiful. She is not beautiful. Yes, most of the posters are undoubtedly ugly and personality-deficient guys. Still, ugly, personality-deficient guys are alike their female counterparts; they still think they're entitled to certain standards of hotness far exceeding their own, most often due to viewing themselves too favorably. What this means is this: while they might deserve no better than Kelly Clarkson, they're still not incorrect when they indicate her as being ugly/fat. Inasmuch, you must also come to grips with your ugliness."
    
    To the guy who said this...hear, hear. If I looked like this, I'd hop on a stairmaster in a minute...or head out to get some cosmetic surgery. It's nasty to make fun of the girl, but she is not cute, and she needs to lose some weight on the double.
    Fat famous people piss me off. Aren't you paying people to help you with this?

    By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 05:41:43

44. Yes #42 I am an ass. But I can spell. I'd rather be an ass than an idiot.

    By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 06:38:11

45. I'm a woman and I can admit she's chubby and average. She's not ugly by any means (maybe in LA, though). In any "normal" American town, as long as she's a nice person, she wouldn't have trouble finding a guy.
    
    It's cool, though. She got where she is because of talent, not connections/looks/whatever. So, I wouldn't judge her as hard as if say Megan Fox got obese within the next few months.

    By anonymous, on February 27, 2009 09:34:45

46. Dang, I used "You're" in the wrong place.....d'oh!

    By pLaNt PoT, on February 27, 2009 11:42:04

47. Whoever told her layers make her look thin...I think she misunderstood that for layers of cake! She needs to stop with this three shirt look. Sorry honey, you can wear a snowsuit and that chin of yours screams the puffiness isn't down goose feathers.

    By allforadeuce, on March 1, 2009 00:54:13

48. i like thick chicks but she's gotten a little TOOO big now...time to get some of that weight off. u ccan hera it in her voice too, which is bad. I just saw her on idol and then sat night live and man she is BIG!

    By Kelly Clarkson's Big Fat Stretched But Hole, on March 15, 2009 19:37:51