She wears that crap because she can't sing her songs suck so she tries to keep your mind busy with her ugly outfits see stupid people "her fans" fall for that trick and think she has talent
"Just Dance" is a really catchy and fun song. And I actually like her outfits in the context that it looks like she has a great imagination and like she is living every 14 year old girl's dream. I'm not a fan of the pantyhose look but that latex "sillyputty" skirt she was wearing the other day could only be worn by someone like her w/ PERFECT abs and legs. I gotta respect her for her dancer's body and that she looks all natural.
On the other hand, I can't stand the song "poker face". Also, she is not going to be able to hide her giant nose and drunk eyes behind enormous glasses forever. She is certainly odd looking in the facial region.
Just clicked on the pic without the sunglasses. Oof. That's some painful shit right there. Looks like Cher, pre-nose job #1. Considering that no amount of plastic surgery has ever made Cher "pretty", and considering that Cher can actually sing (regardless of whether or not you like her music), this gaga person better work fast and get all she/it can out of this window of opportunity between Spears and Winehouse.
is she kinda chubby or not? I can't decide whether she has a little bit of a gut or if those control top granny stocking are just digging into her ab region. Sometimes she looks fat, other times skinny. regardless, she is a total butterface.
Certainly do'able. Today's version of a 80's Paula Abdul. No doubt she will be a host on the 2025 version of "American Idol", slurring her words just like Paula and giving playful slaps at Simon's wheelchair. Would not have choosen the "GaGa" stage name, could lead to unflattering jokes about gagging.
u all are HATERS! this chick is original. just because she doesnst do the same shit as britney and christina, and all the other overrated ppl, doesnt mean she isnt talented, because she is, very much so. he cd is one of the best out there right now.
and the whole he/she thing is ridiculous, it was the same thing that happened when Ciara came out. ppl need to think of different insults because the same ones are getting old already!
Not all of us are commenting on her talent or lack of it (its a bit impressive, but come on!...We r just having shits and giggles!) We are just getting a good laugh at her outfits, her resemblance to Rue Paul and stage persona. Sure, you may be Magna cum laude or just a dumbass, but Im sure you would find it funny if you where wearing the same outfit and NOT on halloween? No? Well perhaps most of us would.
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Leave Your CommentWhat is it with her (?) obsession with grocery-store, control-top panty hose?
By Cel, on February 5, 2009 04:26:16
meh
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 04:38:01
She's just awful. Poker face is just fucking terrible. I'm beside myself how people actually think she has one ounce of talent.
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 04:47:31
She wears that crap because she can't sing her songs suck so she tries to keep your mind busy with her ugly outfits see stupid people "her fans" fall for that trick and think she has talent
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 04:49:05
I see tuck-in.
By BarbadoSlim, on February 5, 2009 04:59:04
LOL BarbadoSlim. That explains why I think she's got great legs.
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 05:06:25
It's as if someone combined Spears and Aguilera!
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 05:12:00
I'm torn:
"Just Dance" is a really catchy and fun song. And I actually like her outfits in the context that it looks like she has a great imagination and like she is living every 14 year old girl's dream. I'm not a fan of the pantyhose look but that latex "sillyputty" skirt she was wearing the other day could only be worn by someone like her w/ PERFECT abs and legs. I gotta respect her for her dancer's body and that she looks all natural.
On the other hand, I can't stand the song "poker face". Also, she is not going to be able to hide her giant nose and drunk eyes behind enormous glasses forever. She is certainly odd looking in the facial region.
By Del Boca Vista, on February 5, 2009 05:31:06
Talent died in the 90's. 'Nuff said.
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 05:39:26
I want to skin her and wear her as a jacket.
I do wish (s)he'd stop saying she was 22, though. Double it and add five, love.
By Wench., on February 5, 2009 05:47:01
Just clicked on the pic without the sunglasses. Oof. That's some painful shit right there. Looks like Cher, pre-nose job #1. Considering that no amount of plastic surgery has ever made Cher "pretty", and considering that Cher can actually sing (regardless of whether or not you like her music), this gaga person better work fast and get all she/it can out of this window of opportunity between Spears and Winehouse.
By nice face, on February 5, 2009 05:49:10
is she kinda chubby or not? I can't decide whether she has a little bit of a gut or if those control top granny stocking are just digging into her ab region. Sometimes she looks fat, other times skinny.
regardless, she is a total butterface.
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 05:59:17
Certainly do'able. Today's version of a 80's Paula Abdul. No doubt she will be a host on the 2025 version of "American Idol", slurring her words just like Paula and giving playful slaps at Simon's wheelchair.
Would not have choosen the "GaGa" stage name, could lead to unflattering jokes about gagging.
By Morgan, on February 5, 2009 06:06:08
Add one to the "who the hell is this??" chorus.
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 06:11:39
#13
It's already lead to the obvious yet hilarious "Lady Caca" nickname.
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 06:17:44
Mesh halter top and glow sticks? Wal-Mart of course.
By d0gma, on February 5, 2009 06:31:37
You'll always be a cool kid in my heart :)
By CAreCear, on February 5, 2009 07:03:06
Why is she holding her crotch? did somebody in the audience give her a woody?
By nikkibeach, on February 5, 2009 07:05:21
Yawn. Another talentless hag that gay men will idolize and shove down our throats.
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 07:14:04
*Lord Gaga
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 07:55:31
u all are HATERS!
this chick is original. just because she doesnst do the same shit as britney and christina, and all the other overrated ppl, doesnt mean she isnt talented, because she is, very much so.
he cd is one of the best out there right now.
and the whole he/she thing is ridiculous, it was the same thing that happened when Ciara came out.
ppl need to think of different insults because the same ones are getting old already!
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 08:11:34
is she hot? i can't tell. She always either has those stupid glasses on or those stupid bangs in her face.
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 08:36:49
#21 Oh get over yourself...
Not all of us are commenting on her talent or lack of it (its a bit impressive, but come on!...We r just having shits and giggles!)
We are just getting a good laugh at her outfits, her resemblance to Rue Paul and stage persona.
Sure, you may be Magna cum laude or just a dumbass, but Im sure you would find it funny if you where wearing the same outfit and NOT on halloween? No? Well perhaps most of us would.
By nikkibeach, on February 5, 2009 09:14:28
The clothes, the glasses, the hair. Its all just to distract you from her ginormous nose.
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 09:48:50
The insults never get old when they continue to make us blogg and laugh...
By nikkibeach, on February 5, 2009 10:17:09
shes a loony
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 10:51:27
stop wearing control top pantyhose!!!
By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 13:08:34
@ #15- I always thought Amy Winehouse would be the first woman singer to take a dump onstage. But you never know obviously.
By Morgan, on February 5, 2009 14:43:02
ROFL @ "take a dump on stage"
By fubar, on February 6, 2009 08:51:14
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