37 Comments:

1. Lourdes looks like a young Amy Winehouse. Yeah, guys are really lining up to hit that.

   By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 03:22:46

2. Two words:
   
   EYEBROW WAX.

   By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 03:39:58

3. Actually, she looks more like a young Madonna. Who'da thunk it?

   By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 03:42:21

4. This story is all bullshit. Madonna wants her daughter to be beautiful so she can attract young Mexicans for her to fuck as she turns 60. It will be like the price of admission to fuck her daughter.

   By sushi, on February 5, 2009 03:44:47

5. Her young looks aside, THANK GOD she's finally allowed to wax that 'stache! I was always jealous of that lip rug...

   By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 03:51:35

6. Sorry but Lourdes is fug

   By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 03:54:44

7. All teens go through an awkward stage, and Lourdes is no exception. But I do think she will be a beautiful woman someday - it her mother allows it.

   By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 04:05:40

8. ddd

   By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 04:10:31

9. Shortly vadge will be including her daughter in her orgies.

   By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 04:24:11

10. Lighten up you asshats, she's just a kid.

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 04:40:56

11. leave the little girl out of it and just pick on the big bitch...by the way, my friend Peter used to fuck Madonna in NYC circa 80-81, before she was famous...they lived together for 9 months and he told me that she was sexually insatiable and always cheating on him...they split up and he was relieved and she met S Penn...

    By Lee Cadaver, on February 5, 2009 04:46:09

12. The kid looks to much like her mom so there will be no lines around the block full of guys willing to fuck her so don't worry madonna she won't take your DESPERATE men away from you

    By they are two fugs, on February 5, 2009 04:56:03

13. I believe # 11. Im not ready to kill the child, but Madonna! The Anti-Christ! I would pay to see her hung by the neck until dead. Just for the fact that she peddled smut on television to my generation, and wont let her own kids watch TV says it all. Hate is not a strong enough word for this one. I will have a party for her death.

    By Paris Hilton, on February 5, 2009 05:09:34

14. I feel sorry for this kid that her mother is Madonna That is a straight-up curse that would even top a werewolf one.

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 05:17:39

15. When will Lourdes become a Disney Kid? You know...show, singing career, merchandising, MySpaz'ing bathroom shots, etc.
    
    I bet she's a cool kid, but one often wonders if Madonna actually lets her be a kid. :/

    By cinco, on February 5, 2009 05:31:09

16. If Madonna is jealous of Lourdes the solution is clear, instead of a puny 2 hours a day in the gym Madonna needs 8. And heavy makeup to look like a 15 year old.
    Where is the baby daddy when you need them?

    By Morgan, on February 5, 2009 05:58:02

17. THIS SOUNDS LIKE A REPLAY OF "MOMMY DEAREST"..POOR GIRL.

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 06:16:44

18. Ha! # 13 Paris Hilton I agree wholeheartedly with you. Although she corrupted my generation before yours. Its sickening how in our face she's always been with her smut yet she doesn't let her own kids watch TV. And PLEASE tweeze the tween's brows already??? My daughter is younger than Lola and I had the unibrow ripped out. Its not stylin...do the girl a favor!

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 06:18:41

19. so when exactly, is Lourdes "going to be gorgeous"???????????

    By jt, on February 5, 2009 06:22:07

20. this poor kid is just being raised until she's old enough to be "harvested." Then Madonna's personal Mad Scientist will transplant Madonna's brain into Lourdes's body, and she can go on living forever...
    She'll be the post-millennial Countess Elizabeth Báthory...

    By bud, on February 5, 2009 06:30:32

21. I'd believe it if that description of Lourdes had been printed in National Geographic.

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 06:34:13

22. hahaha I love # 21 right now! Classic!
    
    And because this poor girl is only a child, I am not going to harp on that unfortunate snaggle-tooth-rex grill she is sportin', or the frightful uni, or the braidable 'stache. I mean, it would be cruel to poke fun at Madonna's spawn right?
    Wrong, I'm enjoying this immensely.

    By FemBot, on February 5, 2009 06:41:39

23. Kinda harsh "Todd" ripping on a young girl like that? Sounds to me like ur the one who grew up ugly & picked on, shame on you. She has the potential to grow into a very nice looking young lady. If keeping her "young" means not looking like a Hanna Montana clone then that's okay. To each his own. This girl needs to grow into her own on her own. I think she's got enough going on in her life right now, rather than to read some TRASH that some anonymous blogger writes about her. Grow up dear.

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 07:15:45

24. Time to call the Monster Squad

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 07:44:26

25. I think she'll be really pretty once she's allowed to do some maintenance. But she's still pretty young. Although I agree, it may be time to take some wax to those eyebrows.
    
    Although, maybe Lourdes is the one who doesn't want to wax?

    By Kate, on February 5, 2009 07:55:15

26. this explains why she hasn't been introduced to a pair of tweezers... controlling parents suck

    By roschambeau, on February 5, 2009 09:15:02

27. that has to be the dumbest tabliod story ever. Like Madonna controls beauty in this university. Geez people we know the bitch is narcissistic but being jealous of your daughter's beauty ? Isn't every mother proud of that kinda shit ?

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 10:24:51

28. Madonna is clearly a narcissist, and as such her behaviour follows a fairly predictable pattern. So I have been WAITING for a story exactly like this. I also figured it's why she never introduced Lourdes to eyebrow wax or a good stylist.

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 10:39:49

29. Last year she wasnt allowed to wax her eyebrows but she was 11 yrs old!!! she doesn't want her to grow too fast like all those other hollywood teenage whores!!

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 11:03:20

30. I don't know how old Lourdes is but she does look to be turning into a hottie. The person who said she looks like Amy Winehouse must be the one (blind person) on IMDb boards posting that so and so celeb look-alike/resembles garbage, comparing every celeb to another that's never close to looking the same.

    By Sally's Sandwich Salon, on February 5, 2009 11:23:25

31. If you don't like it anon 7:15, then GTFO. This is a celebrity gossip site. Dumb celebrities and their dumb kids are up for grabs.

    By Suck It, on February 5, 2009 12:21:44

32. She's not gorgeous, but werewolf? That's a tad harsh..

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 14:01:35

33. Given Mad donnas mental problems she should have never been allowed to have children.

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 15:03:10

34. Lourdes comes from a hairy family, just look at those early nudes of her mother.

    By silver_viper, on February 5, 2009 16:48:32

35. Lourdes is gorgeous. If this quote is true, I can't say I'm surprised that Madonna would have those feelings. To say she has issues with aging is the understatement of the century.

    By anonymous, on February 5, 2009 17:41:10

36. DAMN , after looking at the Pics I thought it was another Planet of the Apes remake

    By BukkNekkid , on February 5, 2009 19:42:13

37. what a piece of CRAP this article is!!!
    an un-named source, really?
    
    how stupid are you people to believe something like this?

    By Moi, on February 8, 2009 07:53:38