so now we know that no matter how "well-educated and/or cultured" the cock...it still falls prey to the vacuous, vapid, artificiality of the fake tits, the spray-on tan, the bulbous-tipped nose, the hair extensions, and the sunken eyes of the starving-for-a-sandwich, victoria's secret "model"
You don't have to convince me... your penis and I were having an in depth discussion on the Impressionist Era just the other night. He's so insightful!
One of my major pet peeves is people making claims like Marissa has an ugly face. She's not the most beautiful, but, please. She is very cute, there is nothing wrong with her face.
@2- I would think Todd's penis went to the " How You Doing" School hence its proclivities. My penis, on the other hand, frequently goes to the Opera by itself. Hate those nights if I am out bar-hopping.
It'd be OK that my penis has a "thing" for experimental theater, poetry co-operatives & Uighar folk-dance, if it didn't also have a "thing" for short bald middle-aged men with body hair. Why am I the one who gets the homosexual penis?
#14...do you realize that beauty is subjective? that others have different opinions than you? i think she's ugly. i don't give a shit what you have to say about that. if that's a major pet peeve than you need a life
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Leave Your CommentAh yes, there is nothing more delicious than a well-educated, cultured cock. Thanks Todd. :D
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 18:45:41
so now we know that no matter how "well-educated and/or cultured" the cock...it still falls prey to the vacuous, vapid, artificiality of the fake tits, the spray-on tan, the bulbous-tipped nose, the hair extensions, and the sunken eyes of the starving-for-a-sandwich, victoria's secret "model"
By total meh , on February 8, 2009 19:04:21
You don't have to convince me... your penis and I were having an in depth discussion on the Impressionist Era just the other night. He's so insightful!
By Chantelle, on February 8, 2009 19:34:53
LOL, that was hilarious Todd.
By Trax, on February 8, 2009 22:24:21
stupid
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 05:04:42
I have found the site I have been looking for.
By Custom T, on February 9, 2009 05:52:35
What does this person DO? Exactly.
Is she in porn?
By BarbadoSlim, on February 9, 2009 06:43:42
She needs some jizz all over her long sexy legs
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 06:51:05
Hot, hot, hot - but the dress and jewelry are hideous. She either doesn't have a stylist or that person needs to be fired.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 08:34:45
Decent body....but that FACE! Dear god...girls got a mug that only a mother could love.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 08:40:23
I'm glad your penis is so erudite TODD. All my penis talks about his how it wants to taste Marissa Miller's colon.
By thebig28, on February 9, 2009 08:41:43
Who is she? She's really hot, but I have no idea who she is.
By Little Bo Peep, on February 9, 2009 08:53:41
My penis would like to artfully spray nut butter all over face.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 09:05:33
One of my major pet peeves is people making claims like Marissa has an ugly face. She's not the most beautiful, but, please. She is very cute, there is nothing wrong with her face.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 09:10:38
@2- I would think Todd's penis went to the " How You Doing" School hence its proclivities.
My penis, on the other hand, frequently goes to the Opera by itself. Hate those nights if I am out bar-hopping.
By Morgan, on February 9, 2009 10:13:54
I hate spray tans except the stuff I would spray on her would be kinda white and very sticky.
By ijerkoffconstantly, on February 9, 2009 10:31:25
what's with everybody talking about her face? i'm a girl and she is GORGEOUS.
By emily, on February 9, 2009 12:42:26
My penis has a face, and it likes to speak in German.
By eddy, on February 9, 2009 13:56:10
It'd be OK that my penis has a "thing" for experimental theater, poetry co-operatives & Uighar folk-dance, if it didn't also have a "thing" for short bald middle-aged men with body hair. Why am I the one who gets the homosexual penis?
By MyPrickIsGay, on February 9, 2009 14:04:29
You're the King, Todd.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 16:42:23
I can almost smell her sweet pussy through my computer screen.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 19:06:17
#14...do you realize that beauty is subjective? that others have different opinions than you? i think she's ugly. i don't give a shit what you have to say about that. if that's a major pet peeve than you need a life
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 19:26:14
who is he? who is she? fucking google fuck tards. Great face, no implants (#2), natural beauty. #2 meh? another homo posting. She is way hot.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 03:25:27
The "my boobs are just too big for my skinny body, so I can't find a dress that fits" look ...always a winner!
By jt, on February 10, 2009 04:48:41
I want to sniff her toes, and rub her feet all over my face.
By anonymous, on February 10, 2009 06:28:06
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