52 Comments:

1. I love the random references to cosmetic products. You are a smart one Todd--the Cosmo subscription has totally paid off!

   By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 18:42:48

2. She looks way too skinny in these photos. Too many missed meals and that's a shame.

   By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 19:08:09

3. She never did much for me, although I would still bang her hard enough to slip a few discs.

   By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 19:30:21

4. NO WAY.
   I think she is drop dead gorgeous in those photos.
   
   Plus, I'm a huge sucker for freckles.

   By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 19:44:18

5. I think she's beautiful.

   By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 19:50:23

6. Yeah, her body is sick, but not in the way you mean. Normally she looks fucking hot, but in these pictures...too much hip bone. Little gross.

   By prease, on February 25, 2009 20:00:28

7. you're kidding, right?

   By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 20:19:16

8. I think she is hotter without makeup

   By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 20:25:53

9. You sir are a sick, sick man.
   
   There's absolutely nothing wrong with this picture outside of the fact that she's overdressed.

   By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 20:29:51

10. Wow, Marissa is ugly without makeup and hair extensions.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 21:00:31

11. Marisa does have a sick body. Sick in that she needs to eat a d*mn sandwich. I guess I'll never understand the anoxeric look. I'm glad that most men don't prefer it. Todd, your taste in women is really disappointing. Well, at least, you did admit that she has such a plain jane, boring face without makeup.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 21:21:28

12. WTFuck? Are you nuts? Dude, they're called "freckles"... and if Marisa and the other freckled girl would like to start making out, I'm sure I can find it in my heart to jerk off so much that I start cumming bile. Don't tell me you're gonna turn that down, Marisa?

    By Dingo, on February 25, 2009 22:18:27

13. Nope. Sorry. Does nothing for me. Looks like my high school bong-water-and-patchouli-smelling ceramics teacher, and too skinny.
    
    How about some pics of AMber Heard instead?

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 22:51:33

14. you are nuts, man. this girl looks that good without makeup? i mean, if you are going to wake up to someone without makeup, she is a pretty decent choice.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 23:47:25

15. Dear Todd,
    
    Are you gay, blind, or retarded?
    At least one of those must apply if you really believe that these photos make Marissa look bad -- or even just average. She is a 10. If you can't stand to see a gorgeous woman without makeup, I don't know what to say other than to suggest that you stop having relationships with magazine photos and find a real woman.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 00:07:36

16. www.whatthefuckiswrongwithyoutodd.com
    She looks fine and relaxed.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 00:27:58

17. Like she really cares?
    Shallow and insecure are we?

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 01:07:27

18. um...earth to todd...this is what a real woman looks like...you just haven't ever seen megan fox without makeup.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 01:15:31

19. I think she looks fuckin' great. 'Nuff said.

    By SuperNova, on February 26, 2009 01:23:14

20. She is gorgeous. No need for makeup with those features.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 01:56:07

21. she's a few headers shy of fergie face.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 02:19:05

22. Todd, your frame of references really has no boundaries. You are equally comfortable discussing make-up products, business plans, and Geppetto's workshop.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 02:20:31

23. #8 - I'm with you. She looks GREAT without makeup (and you can't say that about many women)!

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 02:38:29

24. #22 - totally. he gets out there sometimes lol

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 02:42:59

25. Maybe she just got off a plane,and she has jet lag. Do you really think models always look perfect, airbrushed, and made up? Sometimes it takes 2-3 hours getting their hair and makeup done. They are still more attractive than most woman.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 02:59:49

26. In the above pic Kelly Clarkson is wearing makeup, and she is ugly. Who would you rather have- Kelly with makeup, or Marisa without? Bet that's a tough decision!

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 03:03:09

27. anybody who thinks she's ugly without makeup is on crack. im a girl and she is just as pretty sans makeup.

    By emily, on February 26, 2009 03:09:32

28. she's a very natural beauty. great freckles! she looks great in those pics.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 03:25:36

29. thank goodness there is still one uber-hot American supermodel.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 03:29:28

30. Definitely looks better without all that makeup. She is a beautiful woman, no doubt.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 03:32:29

31. she kinda looks like sofia samolo, an argentinian model

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 03:36:47

32. she even looks better without than with make-up. very pretty!

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 04:08:39

33. I actually think she looks cute without make-up. What's I'd like to see is how that plastic blow-up mini-Jolie looks without all that make-up and threaded eyebrows. And of course, without all that botox that makes her face look like an embalmed dead person.

    By sushi, on February 26, 2009 04:08:50

34. I agree... she's not like super 'rexi but damn she could stand to gain 10-15 lbs and be much sexier... and have the stamina to keep up with Todd in bed.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 04:25:02

35. I hate to break it to you but this is how the human female actually appers in the wild. Get over it. And then go over to it and fuck it.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 04:27:51

36. If I get away from the old lady Madonna that hold me hostage, I do this woman. Sexy time, yes!

    By Jesus (Send Help!), on February 26, 2009 04:28:59

37. I think she looks gorgeous without make up, and it takes a straight man a lot to use the word "gorgeous". I'd enjoy waking up to that any day. Who's the tasty she's with in the last picture, also no make up and also ridiculously good looking.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 04:43:17

38. Is that Cameron Richardson in the banner pic? I'm pretty sure it is....I haven't seen that many sexy freckles all in one place since I stopped watching The Brady Bunch with my pants off.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 05:26:40

39. I don't get it. The chick is hot. I'm diggin' the freckles and would bang her from here to timbuktu

    By dave, on February 26, 2009 06:43:04

40. You are insane. This is what a beautiful girl looks like without makeup. Maybe you should put down the airbrushed spreads for awhile and get out.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 06:55:23

41. You lost me, Todd. She looks super hot with no make-up. The woman is sexy in any form.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 07:06:29

42. Lol at #38.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 07:08:43

43. #36. Hang on Jesus. A S.W.A.T. team is on the way!

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 07:11:50

44. Cameron Richardson>Marisa Miller
    
    What she lacks in breasts, she makes up in ass and overall beauty.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 08:39:24

45. Body = yes. Face = very no.
    
    This woman only has two expressions - the creepy painful rapist grin that's supposed to be sexy, and that little smirk she's doing that's also supposed to be sexy. Neither are.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 09:20:10

46. She's incredibly beautiful with or without make-up, and anyone who says otherwise is undoubtedly a fat slob. Only fat girls (and maybe fat guys with fat girlfriends) would hate a girl this beautiful, for making them look even more disgusting than they already are.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 09:25:33

47. lol todd, i so love the fact you talk about banging these babes despite the fact your a total douche and even tom cruise wouldn't let you lick his hairy buttcrack let alone any of these ladies let you get near them. gotta love a big dreamer like you :D

    By Adam, on February 26, 2009 10:35:57

48. Before everyone says how unpretty she is without make-up, one word : Octomom
    Marisa's lookin' hell of allot better, huh?

    By Mefurss, on February 26, 2009 10:48:39

49. She's incredibly beautiful with or without make-up, and anyone who says otherwise is undoubtedly a fat slob.
    
    You can fix fat, but you can't fix ugly. Huh, Marisa?

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 10:59:28

50. Ugh we need to ban fat chicks like #11... Is it so hard for us to aknowledge that another woman is more beautiful and successful than we are?? Christ.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 13:13:14

51. Mmm, emaciated cameltoe.
    
    And what's with everyone talking about how great she looks without makeup on? Are you serious? She doesn't look terrible, but I know several women who look at least this good, if not better, with no makeup.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 13:15:59

52. I wanna smell her armpits! (after I make her moan in ecstasy all night long...wait, didn't I just have this dream?)

    By Will, on February 27, 2009 04:20:42