59 Comments:

1. I like the way you lead Greek mythology into Wile E Coyote into a Stargate joke. Nice work TODD.
   
   But getting back to the issue: gross.

   By thebig28, on February 25, 2009 10:47:54

2. Todd,FYI she had her babies via Cesarean Section.But she's still disgusting.I hate this bitch.Let's see how well she handles post-partum depression with 14 unmanered-sugar fed-tv watcher-lonely-no father children-and with the whole world already thinking she's nuts. She is going to need a jacuzzi to drawn them all like Yates did.We likely wont see that, but she'll end up doing something greater.Scary.

   By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 10:52:05

3. OMG, that is just so wrong on sooooo many levels. Wow.

   By Little Bo Peep, on February 25, 2009 10:52:23

4. Hey, more $$ for her.

   By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 10:52:43

5. They would be taking a huge loss, not on the $1 million but on the health insurance for one year for the 14 kids. And who would buy the video? I think the marketing director at vivid should be fired, and then flogged - stat.

   By viking girl, on February 25, 2009 10:55:21

6. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

   By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 10:58:12

7. They would get their money back tenfold. Curiosity and kink.
   
   Yikes !

   By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 10:58:33

8. Whether she had her babies by c-section or not, I'm sure her pussy has got to be a spitting image of Pizza The Hut from the movie Spaceballs, based off yesterdays image of her fucking belly. The sad thing is that you know there's some lame fuck out there who fucks animals on his own farm and is going to whack off hard to her video...if it's true that one gets made...GROSS!!!!

   By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 11:00:32

9. Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. No thanks, Vivid.

   By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 11:02:24

10. VAGINA - It's not a clown car.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 11:02:35

11. Porn? You sure you're not thinking of Batman II? She looks like the Penguin.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 11:07:48

12. Todd, funniest. Post. Ever. And thanks for the fair warning lead.
    
    

    By Angry Bob, on February 25, 2009 11:30:04

13. #10 -- HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    

    By Angry Bob, on February 25, 2009 11:30:33

14. Like putting a sewing needle through a truck tire.

    By Ken Mehlman, on February 25, 2009 11:31:15

15. This bitch is out of control. First, she has 6 kids. Then she has plastic surgery to try to look like Angelina Jolie. Then, she gets pregnant while without a job or any means of support, and has 8 kids. Then she demands that the government pay for all her bills & the cost of the kids, while at the same time not paying her rent. Now porn? Can you say "ATTENTION WHORE"?
    
    This is a perfect example of why the state & federal government should not be giving people who have kids any advantages, monetarily or otherwise. Kids are a privilege, not a right. Everyone who has them is responsible for them; this bitch should be as well. Enough of doling out $ just because this whore laid on her back with her feet in the air for 10 minutes. Enough is enough...

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 11:36:54

16. LOL @ #8

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 11:37:45

17. Octopussy 2? No f-ing way!

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 11:37:55

18. "her vagina has to look like Stargate by now."
    
    LMFAO!

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 12:11:52

19. First of all; Vivid will be filing Chapter 11 after a month with this crazy bitch and the basketball team and three alternates she pumped out. I enjoy good porno but I'd rather watch reruns of Touched by an Angel than to see The Octopussy get fucked

    By spikewebbe, on February 25, 2009 12:25:58

20. Fap, fap, fap, fap!

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 12:33:42

21. Anyone see Kimmel's impersonation of this chick? HILARIOUS!

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 12:38:22

22. The only porno she could make is Octomom with a strap-on fucking LezLo.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 12:45:37

23. It'd be easier to wack off to the Zapruder film than her..

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 12:49:24

24. This sums this up: EEEEEEWWWWWwwwww

    By what is the world coming to?, on February 25, 2009 12:54:13

25. Unless she's going to have some work done on her stomach, trust me....no red-blooded male is going to watch the left-over result of a C-section of 14 kids on her body.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 13:04:20

26. They can call the film "mud flappin" because I'm sure that's what her box looks like. The fucking mud flaps on my buddies truck. lol

    By pussbanger ladykiller, on February 25, 2009 13:07:58

27. She should do it. Someone has to support her 14 kids, it should be her. Do it anyway possible, even doing porn. And you know we would all watch it, because we're all sick fucks!

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 13:10:06

28. She would be with out a doubt,the most repulsive actress EVER.Right now,she is as ugly as tits on a bull.A real sea cow.

    By octoDad, on February 25, 2009 13:11:09

29. She had the babies by c-section. Her vagina is as tight as it ever was (minus the hymen). Do you know anything about women and their anatomy or is your knowledge based only on locker room jokes and video games?
    
    But I saw what her stomach looked like when she was pregnant with those kids, and it wasn't very good. She would need a tummy tuck before she could ever do porn.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 13:44:37

30. I have a request, Todd. In the name of human decency, please, please, please make those awful belly images click-only. I'm tired of signing in to see pretty celebs and, at worst, Kim K.'s ass, and losing my lunch upon seeing the banner pic.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 14:02:56

31. i'd illegally download it

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 14:26:34

32. If she makes the porn, Vivid makes a fortune.
    If she doesn't, Vivid gets more free advertising (no such thing as negative publicity).
    I think their Marketing Manager deserves a bonus.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 15:07:21

33. Hey...what a lucrative deal Vivid. 1million and 1yr insurance? She should go for it and take one for the team she created...
    
    Alot of sick fucks and kinks would be all over that. If some people fuck animals, take shits on eachother, piss in glasses and drink it....well, im sure the porn industry has a wonderful genre for this type of fetish. its right under "YOU ARE THE SICKEST FUCK IN THE 'SICK FUCK' CATEGORY...NOT EVEN BEASTIALITY IS AS SICK AS YOU ARE...YOU SICK FUCK!'
    enjoy your rental...

    By nikkibeach, on February 25, 2009 15:23:51

34. No doubt her snatch is all blown out to hell but there is no reason to suspect her pooper isn't as tight as a drum!

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 16:04:31

35. Can somebody tell me why Todd isn't writing for a TV show or for SNL? Damn.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 16:31:19

36. Instead of a handout, she and her kids can move to the tent city in CAL, OR, or FL with the other people who were foreclosed. She will manage since she was raised in one.

    By silver_viper, on February 25, 2009 16:35:36

37. So, the octoWHORE is considering doing a fuck film to pay her bills? Seeing as how she's had 16 kids, sucking dicks & getting fucked doggy style will be natural to her...

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 17:15:07

38. No shit #35--I have thought that for a long time now! His comparisons and analogies are deliciously genius!

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 17:31:58

39. #37, wow - so, I can take it you really aren't familiar with the process of IVF.

    By Wench., on February 25, 2009 18:21:53

40. Another EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

    By BukkNekkid , on February 25, 2009 18:27:55

41. I would watch it.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 18:28:01

42. She could set a new record for being penetrated by foreign objects. Some guy from Vivid could mount up in an amphibious half track and drive right into that gigantic box. I'm not sure she'd feel it.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 18:34:55

43. If she gets a million, the dude that fucks her better be made richer than Oprah.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 19:24:03

44. I would watch it.

    By anonymous, on February 25, 2009 21:06:38

45. I give it 3:1 odds that she insists on a Creampie ending.

    By Dingo, on February 25, 2009 22:52:31

46. well, that sounds about right.
    at this point the only thing that would make this more story more ridiculous is if she got knocked up again and gave birth to 12 babies - with both conception and birth shot on camera of course.

    By angelInstead, on February 25, 2009 23:37:39

47. this attention whore is so gonna do it.
    $$$.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 00:05:12

48. Publicity stunt; if you thought anything else, you're not very sophisticated as it comes to the ways of our unscrupulous world.
    
    With the media attention she's receiving, the potential for a blurb highlighting the offer is as high as it could be. They're not interested in her starring in a porn; they're interested in having their company's name appear in publications, which will sometimes lead readers to inquire further as to what "Vivid" is all about. Marketing 201.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 01:59:54

49. #48- You think?

    By masteroftheobvious, on February 26, 2009 03:25:40

50. I dont know why so many people think her vag. would be the worst part. It would definitely be her gross stomach flab.
    Her vagina probably looks normal. She didnt push out those 8 kids, she had a c-section, and she didnt have sex to get pregnant, she had IVF.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 03:26:56

51. Aweswome writing. Very funny!!

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 04:11:42

52. She wouldn't know what to do with a penis. Turkey baster? Most probably.
    Plus, can you imagine the dialogue?
    " Oh yes, oh yes, baby, give me 8 more kids..."?
    A porn if ever made best watched by masochists I would think.

    By Morgan, on February 26, 2009 04:20:39

53. After 14 kids, you'd need to go in with a winch & harness..... just to make sure you'd eventually get OUT. Also, I'd want to pre-sweep her with a pool skimmer; clear out whatever roller skates, flashlights and half-eaten submarine sandwiches are still bobbing along the surface down there before splashing ahead into the Wild Pink Yonder.

    By Ragno, on February 26, 2009 07:22:15

54. They should make her bang 14 midgets in diapers.

    By Troy, on February 26, 2009 07:35:37

55. who in God's name would wanna touch that nasty skank??? Not only is she gross, she's lazy and stupid too!

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 08:50:46

56. #54 LMAO!!

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 11:50:07

57. this 'woman' makes me sick.

    By anonymous, on February 26, 2009 14:32:11

58. @15 as much as I hate octo-mom receiving handouts from the feds, there are children to consider--the innocent lives bought into this fucked-up mess. This lady and the doctor should be prosecuted and the kids should not be raised by her.
    
    Examples like this just makes me think we should implement some kind of test so that dumbasses aren't allowed to breed.

    By takethecake, on February 26, 2009 15:04:34

59. A year of insurance for a family of 14? She better jump on that.

    By anonymous, on March 3, 2009 06:46:34