Why do girls like him? He's so ugly and feminine and ugly. And ugly. Pick a good looking guy to look at like Johnny Depp or something. Jeez. This guy's just ugly. There's something crooked about his face. Did I mention how ugly he is?
It's for a movie, you idiots. All you idiots saying 'he looks like-' and 'rock wannabe'.. maybe he is rock wannabe in his movie, huh? Get over yourselves.
Orlando bloom looks like he'd be at home making a living in a San Francisco bath house. He's the guy in the public shower who continues to drop his Irish Spring as he shows his back side and tussles his locks in dramatic pose.
Why does look like he has makeup on most of the time? He really isn't attractive. Perhaps if the has a thing for make up he can make sure of what he had on in Lord Of The Rings as Legolas. At least he was attractive.
Hey, don't be so hard on the guy! OK, he's not ripped and raw like some - but goddamn he's still cute - in that 'I'm-so-earnest fuzzy-wuzzy' kinda way. Yeah, I'd hit it (but I'd make him swear a blood oath never to tell).
18 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI still don't get his appeal. He is very unattractive. If he wasn't famous, no one would EVER give him a second look.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 03:44:35
I love Orlando...normally but wow, he looks horrible in these pictures.
By Little Bo Peep, on February 6, 2009 03:53:51
#2, I'm with you on this one...this is by FAR the worst he has EVER looked.
By Kimmie S, on February 6, 2009 05:44:15
Why do girls like him? He's so ugly and feminine and ugly. And ugly. Pick a good looking guy to look at like Johnny Depp or something. Jeez. This guy's just ugly. There's something crooked about his face. Did I mention how ugly he is?
By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 07:20:14
Ew, not cute.
By Blah Girls, on February 6, 2009 07:22:51
I don't know how you do it Todd, but that line about Braveheart cracked me up. Golden.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 07:52:56
Is that nikki fritz in front of him? Is she a extra now?
By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 08:25:04
Hey look, another actor douche trying to imitate Jim Morrison.
Yawn.
By Smack, on February 6, 2009 08:29:09
man i'd love to beat the living fuck out of that nancy-boy rock-wannabe
By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 09:53:47
That dude is fuggly. My cat leaves more attractive pieces of shit in its litter box.
By Orlando Douchebag, on February 6, 2009 10:06:20
Looks like a young OZZY.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 10:24:52
#@9- Hey, you must be Christian Bale !
By V. Barbarino, on February 6, 2009 10:53:55
It's for a movie, you idiots. All you idiots saying 'he looks like-' and 'rock wannabe'.. maybe he is rock wannabe in his movie, huh? Get over yourselves.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 11:33:19
Orlando bloom looks like he'd be at home making a living in a San Francisco bath house. He's the guy in the public shower who continues to drop his Irish Spring as he shows his back side and tussles his locks in dramatic pose.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2009 18:21:02
eyeliner on guys? sure.
Long hair on guys? sure.
Those stupid, curly bangs? no.
Either buzz it (for that evil skin-head vibe) or leave it completely long (for that evil wildman vibe). But don't fucking trim your bangs. WTF??
By anonymous, on February 7, 2009 04:28:02
Why does look like he has makeup on most of the time? He really isn't attractive. Perhaps if the has a thing for make up he can make sure of what he had on in Lord Of The Rings as Legolas. At least he was attractive.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2009 16:28:56
I'd hit that. Hard. Still, want peen-slip pics.
Want nekked men. Nekked, nekked, nekked! It's only fair. Throw us gals a bone(r).
By Mons Venus, on February 8, 2009 06:16:12
Hey, don't be so hard on the guy! OK, he's not ripped and raw like some - but goddamn he's still cute - in that 'I'm-so-earnest fuzzy-wuzzy' kinda way. Yeah, I'd hit it (but I'd make him swear a blood oath never to tell).
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 05:57:35
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