38 Comments:

1. Were her lady parts photoshopped out? Wtf!?

   By anonymous, on February 15, 2009 18:17:54

2. now THAT is the way to tell if a chick's got implants or not
   

   By anonymous, on February 15, 2009 19:03:23

3. I am sorry. All of you are screwed up. She is very bangable. Nothing wrong with this one.

   By anonymous, on February 15, 2009 19:06:58

4. Stop calling Jess fat. She's a fricking love machine. I'll bet she's totally wild in bed, and with all that cushioning, I'll bet she'd let you put it in her ass.
   

   By anonymous, on February 15, 2009 19:24:10

5. What the hell happened to her? She used to be so fit. She blows up like a pig every time she dates someone. Thank God Nick ran for the hills when he did. Ppl don't pay to see a chud, they pay to see a skank in a see thru top. Her boobs were SMALL in those pics, now they are saggy fun bags. WHOA!

   By Nick, on February 15, 2009 21:05:01

6. When Romo dumps Simpson - and that will happen, she can take her big ass down to the bowling alley and look for a guy like me. After my 5:00 o'clock coctail with the guys from the plant, I like a good boning with a fat girl in my trailer. Simpson can fill that bill. I'll spray on her back and make her grill me a cheese sandwich. She can join me washing it down with a Budweiser. Jessica Simpson, welcome to the good life.

   By anonymous, on February 15, 2009 22:07:16

7. i think this is a great idea.
   the best way to get tony's attention is for jason whitten to wear clothes that will flatter his shapely figure.
   im just sayin.

   By terell owens, on February 15, 2009 22:18:42

8. And keeping with the fat "all inclusive" (welfare and trailer demo) the line will be available at Costco/Sam's/inner city Bodegas, coast-to-coast.

   By BarbadoSlim, on February 15, 2009 22:56:01

9. You can see the outline of her meat-curtains.

   By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 00:54:56

10. Oh here we go again with the fat Jessica stuff... same post different day. Im pretty sure Todd doesn't know how to post anything different or original

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 02:00:50

11. What? This bitch who wore mom jeans is claiming to know what flatters every figure? Is she fucking joking?

    By sushi, on February 16, 2009 03:40:14

12. #4,
    
    She'd better, cuz no way I'd fuck a fat bitch like that otherwise!

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 04:34:16

13. her tits look enormous
    
    i'd hit it

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 04:40:59

14. #11--exactly.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 05:15:34

15. thank you, #11.
    she can't flatter her OWN figure!

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 05:47:25

16. I'd do her anyway she is and if you say you wouldn't you are a total fag.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 06:56:50

17. #16, nah son, it just means you are a closet fag trying to lay your mental issues on other.
    
    

    By BarbadoSlim, on February 16, 2009 08:31:59

18. Todd! So glad you are back! Weekends are rough without you ;)

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 09:15:48

19. Those have to be implants.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 09:27:14

20. Why doesn't Papa Joe start a womens' football league for " big girls" instead? Jess is on the way to offensive lineman girth. No doubt there are enough "overweight" female celebrity and diet failures to run 28 teams. Think of the revenues that could be in it Papa Joe.
    I would tend to think Oprah can throw a better spiral than Tony Romo anyway.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 09:40:26

21. Jess is the best kind of woman -- sexy, hot and stupid. I'll bet she was totally wet after all that time in the sun. You'd have to do her twice to get her settled down.
    
    Anybody who doesn't like big girls -- she's not fat, just big -- probably fantasizes about LezLo and SaMan.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 10:08:26

22. #6, Funniest thing I've ever read.
    
    And you're right; she'd be lucky to get it.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 10:15:48

23. even though she's "fat" now, she'd probably still never get with any of you!

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 10:43:08

24. This is BY FAR her best angle ...

    By jt, on February 16, 2009 10:55:46

25. @#21- Are you Tony Romo?

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 13:19:48

26. I know by lookin at that pic that she's just airing it out for me!

    By Dr. Rauch, on February 16, 2009 14:05:17

27. Never mind Jessica- who is the pasty farmer's tan piece of beefcake next to her???
    
    Oh wait, it's #6 from the bowling alley.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 18:31:57

28. Ummmm if these are recent pics than wtf is everyone talking about? Her tummy is as flat as my kitchen table!

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 18:48:55

29. Jess is a really lucky girl. Because she had Double-D's, she didn't have to pay attention in school. So even though she's dumb as a stump, she really only has to know two words -- "Fuck me."
    

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2009 20:16:06

30. #3 have you ever heard her talk?????

    By joeblo, on February 16, 2009 23:50:40

31. "Not one to pass up an opportunity to whore our his daugthers .."
    
    Be careful about commenting and stating opinion when you cannot spell the easiest and most commonly used words in the English language.
    
    "dog-ters" would have been more grammatically correct, from a more satirical point of view.

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 07:10:00

32. #4 What are you thinking? She's hot but would be a total star fish in bed. Bet she just lies there and blinks with that vapid look.

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 08:35:31

33. She's stupid, and stumpy and doesn't have much of a face, but she has an awesome body when she's thin.

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 10:45:23

34. Im not at all a Jessica fan, but I honestly don't see what's wrong with her weight. Why is it women are judged so harshly on their bodies while men can sit back, stuff their faces, and enjoy the amusement?
    
    Bring on the fatty comments.
    
    

    By Thunder thighs galore, on February 17, 2009 11:15:35

35. truth is she's fat, i won't honey glaze it.

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 13:46:56

36. Ever notice she never wears her shoe line or purse line. Thats because she knows it cheaply made.

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 14:29:38

37. Jess was always a real happy girl until Ashley told her, "Daddy says I'm the best."

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 17:14:44

38. I'd cure Jess of those extra pounds really quick. Keep her in bed 24 hours a day -- sleeping eight and fucking 16. She'd be on a straight cum diet -- total protein -- and she'd be back in hottie city in two months. Oh, and very happy.

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 19:18:54