72 Comments:

1. *snert*
   
   "I'm gonna lurv yewwwwwwwww!"
   
   Nothing says "If I fight this, they'll all realise that I'm completely talentless!" than a big-headed Barbadian bimbo who will take a right hook to the jaw just as long as it means that she doesn't have to go work on her uncle Flaco's burrito truck.

   By Blingy Cockwaffle, on February 18, 2009 07:42:03

2. I thought battered women only stayed because they were financially dependant. Guess not. Bitches are dumb.

   By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 07:45:53

3. You know, there's an old Russian saying that goes something like "He hits me because he loves me." Sounds like there's been plenty of deluded women before Rihanna, and there will, sadly, be many after.

   By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 07:46:20

4. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

   By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 07:48:00

5. i'm glad i'm just a 'dorky white square' cuz this is nutz!

   By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 07:48:14

6. Let's consider the source of this claim....

   By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 07:56:44

7. she's gonna be preggers soon! datz how they do!

   By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 08:05:51

8. Guys, she's a victim of abuse. He's probably been messing with her head for a while. She needs some time to work through this.

   By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 08:24:40

9. When OJ was found not guilty somehow, battered black women at a shelter for battered women reacted like they won the lottery. Now nothing surprises me when it comes to black chicks. It must be part of THEIR culture I guess. She must have extremely low self-esteem if this is true. I’m just surprised The REV Al Sharpton has not come out and bashed the white media for making all this up.

   By Pee Wee, on February 18, 2009 08:24:42

10. Moron.

    By Wench., on February 18, 2009 08:27:04

11. What a role model to battered women everywhere. Maybe next she can tell everyone it was her fault.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 08:31:09

12. First this isn't a race thing. Cough#9cough. Secondly since we don't know either party maybe we shouldn't make rush judgements on either side. Just a thought.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 08:42:59

13. She made the most money when she attached herself to Chris Brown. Together they made the most money they'll ever make and apart they're both over. They are overrated anyway together or apart. She got her ass beat by her boyfriend and I'm supposed to cry for her because her stupid songs are popular with teenagers? No.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 08:51:04

14. oh this is total bullshit. theyre just making this up to sell more magazines.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 09:00:11

15. My pimp hand's STRONG!

    By C. Brown, on February 18, 2009 09:07:22

16. Shes black and hes black..... its not surprising. He beats her and she practically sais "thank you baby may i have another". fucken loser for hitting her and she is an even bigger moron if she stays.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 09:14:47

17. "Dogs just like a fuckin' woman,
    hit 'em and they just love you more."

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 09:15:16

18. Who knows if this is true. If it is, she wouldn't be the first woman to get into this cycle. Maya Angelou said ' If a person shows you who he is, BELIEVE him.'

    By jaye, on February 18, 2009 09:15:39

19. Maybe he hit her because he thought those tattoos on her shoulder were roaches?

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 09:16:53

20. I agree with whoever said consider your sources. Wasn't there something else that said she had basically told him to shove his apology up his ass? I'm guessing she's not bi-polar so a lot of this is probably people speaking on her behalf.

    By Marcela., on February 18, 2009 09:17:39

21. Who cares?
    If she's dumb enough to do it, she starts to deserve what happens.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 09:19:08

22. Wow, imagine? A 19 year-old girl staying with a guy everyone says is bad for her? How unique. It must be because she's stupid or black. Yeah, that's the ticket. Not because she's 19 and has been affected by being in an abusive relationship. I mean, if that were the case, there would be women MUCH older who stay with abusive men, and teens sneaking out to meet guys no one approves of!
    
    If this is even true....
    
    #13: her career will be f-i-n-e if she leaves this guy. His career will be over.

    By ISBN, on February 18, 2009 09:21:30

23. Guess he really punched her head because she is saying stupid things now like she loves him , she thinks he is going to change like all women who get the shit beat out of them say , he will change love love blah blah , the first time he hits you leave is over break up plenty of MEN out there he is a boy who is insecure

    By Dump him he will beat you again, on February 18, 2009 09:34:31

24. Damn, she looks good in that dress, although it's an ugly color. Has she been seen since the beatdown? I think she's the new Tina Turner.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 09:43:15

25. I guess she really is an empty vessel. Battered woman or not, she's about as smart as a Texas cactus. She can't sing that good, either. Which begs the question... why IS she famous?

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 10:16:09

26. I definitely read the exact opposite of this already saying she's insulted by his half assed apology.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 10:18:41

27. "I think she's the new Tina Turner."
    
    You have to be able to be an actual talented singer to be Tina Turner, not a black Britney Spears.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 10:35:28

28. #12 you are right, not like white guys never hit girls, and not like they are any smarter either. I would like to think she is smarter than this as I thought other girls in general would be too, but they prove us wrong all the time.

    By Pee Wee, on February 18, 2009 10:44:02

29. Celebrity women who have such low self-esteem to that they accept and "love" a batterer are also likely to be willing meal tickets.
    Hey, Rhianna, it's K-Fed on the line!
    Anyway I am betting Rhianna has bigger balls than Chris Brown.

    By Mr. Yahoo, Funkytown, on February 18, 2009 10:59:53

30. Three words: Nicole Brown Simpson.
    
    

    By sushi, on February 18, 2009 11:26:39

31. A pimp's love is a special kind of love.

    By Joe Mahma, on February 18, 2009 11:39:05

32. Since when does someone need 'reconstructive surgery' for bruises?
    
    And this whole 'abusive relationship' nonsense. Please: she doesn't have children with him; she has her own money and her own career; she has a family, an agent and friends, etc. It's not as though she was forced to stay with Brown because she had no other options.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 11:39:14

33. You can take em' out of the ghetto,but you can't take the ghetto out of em'.
    She'll go back for more.And who cares?

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 11:42:01

34. UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP! she's 19 she'll make dumb decisions.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 11:43:54

35. Just another brother being a brother, acts like he did in the hood. You can take the BOY out of the ghetto, but you can't take ghetto out of the BOY. All that money and still don't know how to act. What a pathetic loser.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 13:24:11

36. I guess since some of you guys think the incident is some sort of "black thing". I guess if they were white he would have killed her and dumped her body in the nearest bay, or what I like to call "getting Scott Petersoned"

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 14:01:18

37. She's totally co-dependent. He kicked the shit out of her, and still she "wants to make sure he's ok"? What a nutcase delusional bitch. Far be it for me to say "she deserves a beat down", but she's proving she's not the sharpest knife in the butcher block...

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 14:20:39

38. That can't be her IQ tatooed on her shoulder if she's going to stick w/him. More likely, it's the number of months of hell he's going to put her through if she stays w/him.

    By Dr. Rauch, on February 18, 2009 14:22:23

39. I'm not gonna lie, I love Rihanna even though it seems like a lot of people up here don't.
    But WHAT THE FUCK is she thinking??!?!?!
    Oh, wait. She isn't. Hmm...
    oh, but for the record, why is this even turning into a race thing? It's not like abuse only happens in the black community. God damn some people up here are slow.

    By T Pain, on February 18, 2009 15:12:19

40. Got let them beat the shit out of each other to obscurity. Both talentless, worthless hacks..and her forehead is HUGE.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 15:18:12

41. Since no pictures of her have been released showing this "beating" I am led to believe it is not as severe as the media is trumping it up to be. More media BS implying that men are overbearing, abusive pigs and women are innocent, delicate flowers.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 15:37:05

42. everybody shouldn't be shock. Does she look like a strong independent woman to say no more to this shit? I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HER AT ALL! At tina turner eventually away alive from ike to start a new life for herself. Bri's a role model for weak ass bitches! Like I type the last time, her & chris are the whitney & Bobby for the tweens.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 15:44:38

43. It amazes me how women like her try to show themselves as bad ass bitches, but when they can't back it up, they show their weak cunt true selves. Craw under a rock rhianna! Let real women try to acomplish things. >Just be useful as a stepping stone to walk on.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 15:59:52

44. Yeah, this is no surprise. Nothing makes a girl's clit harder than being spanked like a thieving crack whore.
    
    

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 16:01:46

45. You don't stop loving someone just because they abuse you. Sad, but true. You may hate them and never want to see them again, but chances are, because of the "good" memories, you still love them.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 16:02:29

46. She should stick that umbrella right up his ass.

    By My Tupac Smalls, on February 18, 2009 16:15:22

47. "I'd hit it."
    
    (somebody had to say it...)

    By bud, on February 18, 2009 16:18:53

48. THE REV AL SHARPTON IS BITCHING ABOUT SOME CARTOON ABOUT A CHIMP BEING KILL BY COPS AND HE IS NOT SAYING SHIT ABOUT A WOMAN BEING BEATEN WOW NOW WE KNOW WHERE HIS PRIORITIES ARE IN BULLSHIT

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 16:44:00

49. Did I already say that, "when you give money to bums and outcasts, this is what happens"?
    
    They are just part of this new trend, "poor people with money". Trust this and it will explain a lot.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 16:55:14

50. Screw em both. Lets hope they em Knock each other off and Do the Gene pool a favor.

    By BukkNekkid , on February 18, 2009 16:58:44

51. She's a punching bag with nice tits & ass (btw, those are FAKE tits she's got).

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 17:50:15

52. If I see Chris Brown I'm gonna beat his ass. He won't be able to push me around like he does a girl.

    By tripod the magnificant, on February 18, 2009 19:24:39

53. FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!

    By cupcake, on February 18, 2009 19:27:28

54. Hey, it's why she picked him in the first place. Now she gets to be morally superior and forgive him. Then they can do it all over again. And neither one of them would have it any other way.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 19:44:53

55. Philosophy question: if I bit Rihanna's nipple off, would you hear her scream?

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 19:45:39

56. some bitches dont know love 'til it slaps them in the face.. oh, wait.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2009 20:11:23

57. In a more rational vein...
    
    IF indeed he really beat her up as bad as the media claims, and IF indeed she's going to stay with him after such a thing, her carreer will effectively be over. His is already over, but if she stays with him, she's done. No one will want to work with the crazy lady who lets her man beat her up. Tina Turner would be ashamed.
    
    That said, most of the hype surrounding this mess is probably either fabricated, or hugely dramatized.

    By Michael A., on February 18, 2009 20:20:06

58. You guys are all fucking retarded. Rihanna is in denial and still "loves" Chris Brown, because it's fucking classic victim-of-abuse behavior. It doesn't make her stupid -- it's just a pretty typical emotional response by someone who's been abused. She's all fucked up in the head right now.

    By fuck you people are stupid, on February 18, 2009 21:38:36

59. I agree: "fuck you people are stupid" and also? fuck, you people are scary. If I bite her nipple off? She's a punching bag with tits? What is it that makes people want to be so nasty to an abused woman? Or rather, here, GIRL? You sick fucks, if someone did this to your sister or mother, maybe you'd change your tune.
    
    And by the way, Tina didn't leave Ike the FIRST time he abused her, or the second... who knows how long it went on? So please stop saying she'd be ashamed of this girl.

    By ISBN, on February 19, 2009 01:42:55

60. Both their careers are done. Both of them have quickly become nothing but joke punch lines. If she feels her worth is that of a human punching bag, I would have to believe her.

    By anonymous, on February 19, 2009 03:48:38

61. I think she's staying with him out of gratitude - facial reconstructive surgery is the best thing that ever happened to her.

    By anonymous, on February 19, 2009 04:02:56

62. I hope the two reconcile and then go on tour together.
    And then Chris Brown can open his set with a cover of "The Prodigy's" 'Smack My Bitch Up'
    Hahahahahaha! I rule!

    By anonymous, on February 19, 2009 06:37:25

63. it is her life. if he is abusive and she doesn't walk then it's on her. end of game

    By anonymous, on February 19, 2009 06:44:34

64. Jesus..I want to punch this stupid bitch. There's something about the way a woman looks up at you after you've just recently split her lip open... The quivering brow just before the tears come. Sorry..where were we?

    By anonymous, on February 19, 2009 06:49:37

65. Yes, black people beat people. White people beat them and bury them under their houses. Case closed.

    By Masterhatur, on February 19, 2009 09:05:15

66. Is Rihanna's plastic surgery going to be part of the Obama stimulus package? I mean, everything else is.

    By Jessica Simpson's Mommy Pants, on February 19, 2009 10:48:48

67. Now I want to punch her!

    By anonymous, on February 19, 2009 11:02:06

68. ri-ri does not have a low self-esteem, she calls it foreplay......to each their own.....

    By anonymous, on February 19, 2009 11:11:18

69. It's OK to actually think that one person pummeling another person is a bad thing. Yeah, even if they are black. Compassion doesn't cost a thing ... you don't have to hold onto it as tighly as those crumpled-up bills your last trick threw at you after you took care of him in the gas station bathroom ...

    By anonymous, on February 19, 2009 11:11:33

70. Battered women never learn or don't learn for many, many years....if he knokcs the crap out of you and/or belittles you, it is NOT love!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By Nicole BrownSimpson, on February 19, 2009 16:16:42

71. SAD!!!!!!!!!

    By Joeblo, on February 20, 2009 04:37:35

72. Like most braindead celebs, she's got one talent (singing) that people are flocking to; however, she's developed that talent at the expense of growing a brain. Talk about a VERY stupid woman...
    
    It never ceases to amaze me how stupid some people are. She didn't deserve to get beaten, but she deserves everything she gets from this point forward...

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2009 05:26:45