11 Comments:

1. noone cares about this. dont post at all if this is as good as it gets.

   By anonymous, on February 7, 2009 08:34:03

2. disagree, this was not jizz in my pants but it was pretty stupidly hilarious...

   By anonymous, on February 7, 2009 13:47:34

3. New Kids on the Block wanna-bes?

   By anonymous, on February 7, 2009 15:01:21

4. yeah, this post screams 'paid advertisement' and 'failure' all at the same time.

   By anonymous, on February 7, 2009 19:38:47

5. 2.: Bravo, dim-witted poster. Not only do you somehow misspell such an ubiquitous pronoun as "no one" as "noone," you also pull off the incredible feat of recursively reprimanding yourself by committing the very misdeed you place on Dave: posting stupid bullshit. Quite right: Don't post at all if that was as good as it gets.
   
   There will be a time in our near future when anonymity will no longer be a readily available commodity. I eagerly await this time, for the fact it will dissuade every discourteous simpleton such as yourself to post flagrantly rude bullshit is reason enough to for which to be excited.
   
   It's time for you to leave the Internet, filler*.
   
   
   
   *Main Entry: fill·er
   Pronunciation: ˈfi-lər
   Function: noun
   Date: 20th century
   1 : a person possessing no valued physical, intellectual, or emotive attributes; one identifiable quantitatively amongst a group but without any identifiable desired qualities; one who serves to assign rarity, speciality and desirability to those attributes many like themself do not possess and, by virtue of their far greater number, comprise the "filling" separating the less numerous gifted from each other.
   2 : an unexceptional human being : AVERAGE

   By anonymous, on February 7, 2009 23:41:55

6. Addendum to the above: I meant to pose the response to "1.:", as posing it to "2.:" would truly be the most incredible case of recursion.
   
   I know you feel intellectually inferior, Poster 1, and you should feel that way. The next time you feel an itch to instill the feelings of failure into someone anonymously so that you don't believe you're feeling it alone, remember that it is yours to bare. Should you forget, there might be someone looking to remind you of your flaws and inability to overcome certain challenges. You're trying to dismiss this right now due to the fact I'm replying to a two-sentence composition. In 22 years of psychiatric practice I've seen every kind of person imaginable, and you fit a very typical mold.
   
   Here's to hoping you can take this opportunity to rise beyond it and take a different form.
   
   ***SPOILER ALERT: SPOILER BELOW!***
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   You won't. No one ever changes.

   By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 00:03:41

7. All I can say to 5 (&6) is: Wow, can I shake your hand?

   By FemBot, on February 8, 2009 05:42:35

8. 7. i dont think its his hand you wanna shake...

   By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 07:14:10

9. FFS, really?

   By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 10:27:25

10. what is FFS?

    By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 12:52:37

11. Oh boy... now this site has really hit the skids when a purported psychologist is giving advice on IDLYITW. Sigh. Anyhow, Andy Samberg SUCKS. He is not funny. Dick in a box. Jizz in my pants. He is so not funny that he tries to recycle old [lame] gags into new ones. Will Ferrell, Fred Armisen, Amy Poehler == funny. Samberg just SUCKS.

    By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 13:48:07