34 Comments:

1. She still looks like a big ol' dumb cow to me.

   By BarbadoSlim, on February 11, 2009 06:17:27

2. spanx and black do wonders to hide the jelly rolls

   By anonymous, on February 11, 2009 06:29:34

3. she's still wearing all black...
   
   I wonder how much elastic 'slimming' items are hiding under there, she looks like she's having a hard time breathing, lol

   By anonymous, on February 11, 2009 06:41:42

4. Just listening to her talk you can tell she has the IQ of a potato.

   By anonymous, on February 11, 2009 06:57:55

5. she looked great.and i dont understand y everyone says her career is doing bad right now if shes on a tour with rascal flatts..

   By anonymous, on February 11, 2009 07:00:10

6. She's wearing a girdle.

   By anonymous, on February 11, 2009 07:07:17

7. #5, it's because she's merely the opening act for Rascal Flatts. She used to be a headlining act, believe it or not....

   By anonymous, on February 11, 2009 07:07:52

8. Its called a crash diet, you do it for two days, liqiuds only, lose 10 lbs. Yes she looks better, but a girdle and all black will help that out. She was in daisy dukes in another pic just a few days ago and was atrocious. Seriously.

   By anonymous, on February 11, 2009 07:08:41

9. Athletic supporter

   By anonymous, on February 11, 2009 07:13:14

10. "she looked great.and i dont understand y everyone says her career is doing bad right now if shes on a tour with rascal flatts.."
    
    By anonymous, on February 11, 2009 07:00:10
    
    She has a new album out and she is opening for another band. Her last movie again went straight to DVD. She is a talentless hack.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2009 07:14:00

11. She should have never tried to do the "actress" thing, as that has been a complete embarassment.
    
    She's still hot as hell, though. Dumb as a brick, but hot as hell.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2009 07:22:00

12. she has that shit that women wear that tucks everything in THE CORSET that's why she looks slim

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2009 07:56:58

13. She and her dick-brained father are idiots. Getting fat was the best thing that ever happened to her. For once, the majority of women in America (i.e. the fat ones) had sympathy for her. Now they're gonna go back to calling her 'ugly' and a 'bitch'.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2009 08:30:04

14. Um, she looks bad no matter what.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2009 08:56:10

15. Thank god you stopped the video before the 'singing' began.....
    
    She still looks a little cow-ish to me too.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2009 09:11:30

16. Camera tricks and lots of black layers.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2009 09:13:35

17. She looks good
    
    and yes she is probably wearing Spanx but most famous women admit to doing so during events

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2009 10:10:58

18. I dig the stripper heels!

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2009 10:56:43

19. #12, #6, #3, and #2; her face is much thinner, you can tell. Maybe those bad photos were altered (stretched horizontally, lol!)

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2009 11:00:43

20. She is wearing black and standing at an angle to make herself look skinny. Also i agree she is probably wearing a girdle. She is fighting the reality that she is a fat dumb bitch and should just disapper until she can get her fat ass back in shape.

    By Obama Bin Laden, on February 11, 2009 11:57:20

21. She still needs to put Jenny Craig on speed dial.

    By Morgan, on February 11, 2009 12:15:42

22. A crash diet and Spanx is all it takes to look slimmed down. But she still doesn't have any talent and is a second rate singer. She has been doing it 10 years and still isn't good at performing.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2009 14:02:48

23. you guys say "she was looking pretty thin" as if it was a victory or "the right way". what if she were looking fat or slightly so? big deal, fat people are ok too...
    
    (no, I'm not fat, not a girl, don't love fat girls, not anything like that. it's just against the fuckin dictatorship)

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2009 15:37:48

24. #5 who the heck is Rascal Flatts? and professionals dont start the songs over! R U kidding!? Imagine Mick Jager, "Oh hold on Mates" "I forgot, ok lets start again!" Fucking the lead singer for some of the worst bands ever like Winger did not forget the words. Its called practice! Ive never seen anyone professional ever do that. THATS WHY SHE SUCKS and has NO BUSINESS on STAGE #5!!! I dont hate her at all but she is not a real professional singer ....sorry

    By Bob Dylan, on February 11, 2009 16:51:02

25. I wouldnt put it past Papa Joe convincing her to strap on a fat suit for publicity, only to have her take it off and have all eyes on her once again.
    
    

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2009 17:42:55

26. there's your problem, the bitch still thinks there's an invisible man in the sky looking out for her.

    By anonymous, on February 11, 2009 21:43:23

27. Hmmm... so Heidi Klum and Jessica Alba get praised for wearing a girdle, and Jessica Simpson gets bitched at for it?

    By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 03:36:17

28. #26 Yeah, that's *exactly* how religious people think of God. Duhhhh. (And atheists are supposed to be smart?)

    By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 06:57:06

29. Chestica, please die, we hate you. No talent, no brains, plastic lips, plastic boobs, plastic body. I hope she dies eating food, wouldn't that be apropos. Ha. Ha. You fat Miss Piggy.

    By aj, on February 12, 2009 09:18:09

30. I expect the Dallas Cowboys to sign Jessica for the offensive line any day now. Watch out for your job, Flozell.
    Got to feel sorry for the kids of "stage" parents though. They really never have the chance to grow up and be themselves.
    
    

    By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 11:15:47

31. Job well down Papa Joe, she is in the news again. People will never understand how this family operates. Wake up people it was all a Papa Joe plan.

    By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 12:04:59

32. Jessica will have to stoop to banging Joe the Plumber or Wayne Bobbit in a Joe Frances video to keep even an ounce of fame.

    By anonymous, on February 12, 2009 18:54:26

33. Ever notice that she never wears her own product line of shoes, purses, clothes, etc.? Thats because she knows it cheaply made.

    By anonymous, on February 13, 2009 08:22:13

34. She is not fat, she´s more gorgeous then ever.

    By CP -barnet!, on February 18, 2009 04:29:56