42 Comments:

1. Ugly cow.

   By anonymous, on February 14, 2009 08:00:59

2. The retards earrings are fucking ridiculous.

   By anonymous, on February 14, 2009 08:03:20

3. Is that really the best that Romo the homo can get? Really? I'd kill myself before I'd be seen in public with that pig.

   By anonymous, on February 14, 2009 08:05:19

4. Those tits would be so nice on ANYONE else's body except for hers.

   By anonymous, on February 14, 2009 08:11:48

5. Why is her hair brown in these pics, and greasy, whereas when she is on stage its bleach blonde? Oh yeah, the fucking pig wigs she wears. Nice moo moo you fat fucking chud. Run, Tony, run!

   By Carrie Underwood, on February 14, 2009 08:34:43

6. ew!! Look at the veins on her tits!!!

   By anonymous, on February 14, 2009 08:35:01

7. a lot of self esteem issues in these comments.

   By getalife, on February 14, 2009 08:54:58

8. I think she's pregnant so stop picking on her.

   By anonymous, on February 14, 2009 09:06:41

9. #3- i dont know if its the best romo can get
   but its probably a real close second to jason whitten.
   im jsut sayin.

   By terell owens, on February 14, 2009 09:54:53

10. Agree with #8. Those veins are a dead giveaway. The ultra-rapid weight gain is also explained by being preggo. That shit can pile on fast.

    By Chesty McBeenthere, on February 14, 2009 09:55:30

11. This does not, however, mean I advocate being nice to that emptyheaded attention whore. Just pick on something unrelated to pregnancy, like her flat, lumpy ass or awful music. Your conscience will remain clear.

    By Chesty, on February 14, 2009 09:58:46

12. I'd suck on those big, veiny tits until I passed out from exhaustion. Then I'd wake up and do it again and again.
    
    Jessica is HOT!

    By luv dem titays, on February 14, 2009 09:59:10

13. So now her move is to dress in black and push her fat veity tits up to her neck. What a fucking joke.

    By sushi, on February 14, 2009 10:01:28

14. @ #8- Didn't Pappy Joe teach his girls about birth control, or is she just competing with Ashley? I doubt she is pregnant, just trying to offset her stomach and butt as best she can. Good points have been raised about comments on her weight being sexist, etc. but they miss the point, she chose a career where appearance is everything and people will comment on everything you do.
    Seems to me that she is really rebelling against Pappa Jo and the mindlessness of what she is supposed to do by packing on the pounds.
    Wear the mommy pants with pride honey, you have chosen to finally be an individual and not a product. All my opinion of course.

    By T. Owens, on February 14, 2009 10:16:03

15. She's not pregnant. Her veins are obvious because her tits are squished into an extreme push up bra and she has white skin and blue veins.
    
    God some of you commenters are so fucking dumb.
    

    By anonymous, on February 14, 2009 10:23:31

16. Those are totally pregnancy titties, all veiny. That explains the weight gain.

    By Toots, on February 14, 2009 11:00:15

17. "I think she's pregnant so stop picking on her."
    
    By anonymous, on February 14, 2009 09:06:41
    
    100 bucks says it's Papa Joe's.

    By anonymous, on February 14, 2009 11:27:49

18. Female breasts are always veiny and the blue veins don't get extremely blue until after the woman has given birth and her milk has come in and she is lactating. The skin on breasts is thin. Jessica's veins are normal looking breasts in a balconette style bra.
    
    She's not pregnant. Get over it.

    By anonymous, on February 14, 2009 11:32:05

19. It's WAVERLY Inn, not "Weaverly" Inn. You'd think a jaded New Yorker would know that, Dave.

    By New Yorker-in-exile, on February 14, 2009 12:33:25

20. Veiny tits=pregnancy? Horseshit.
    
    I'm not prego and my tits are a little on the veiny side. I am also pretty fair-skinned. I love how everyone makes comments about anatomy like they know what the fuck they are talking about.

    By anonymous, on February 14, 2009 13:16:53

21. I totally agree w/the pregnancy speculation. It would explain the rapid weight gain and her stupid happy grins in all these pics. Regardless she is a beautiful girl with or without the extra pounds. All you haters must be UGLY. So sorry for you. Peace out bitches.

    By Serena, on February 14, 2009 15:41:46

22. oh man-hands.................why you do this? clutching a purse does not de-man your hands.

    By lauren KM, on February 14, 2009 16:19:51

23. I'd hit that until I passed out. Jess is probably incredible in bed cause daddy taught her everything he knew.
    

    By anonymous, on February 14, 2009 16:35:44

24. After seeing those pics all I can think of is .............MOTORBOAT !!!!!

    By BukkNekkid , on February 14, 2009 17:36:17

25. Anybody consider she might be pregnant?

    By anonymous, on February 14, 2009 17:43:34

26. #18, you're an idiot. LOTS of women get deep-blue, obvious veins very early into their pregnancy. Making sweeping statements about the physiological effects of a biological process on 50+% of humanity is pretty fucking ignorant.
    
    So YOU get over it. Whatever "it" is, you catch-phrase dependent, uncreative retard.

    By Chesty Mac, on February 14, 2009 20:14:00

27. Yuck Fat Cow

    By anonymous, on February 14, 2009 20:17:21

28. Totally pregnant, all you no she is not have obviously never been pregnant! I can see she is totally preggers.
    She probably did it on purpose because she knew tony was conna make a break for it and get the hell away from her.
    Also explains the emo behavior.
    I still don't like the idiot but yeah she looks major preggo.

    By tootie, on February 15, 2009 02:09:09

29. YO # 25
    ever read the post before posting???

    By duh, on February 15, 2009 02:10:21

30. The only way either Simpson girl can KEEP a man is to trap them by getting pregnant. Run Tony Run. So while Pete Wenz lays in bed and dreams of manly men, Tony Romo lays in his bed and dreams of girly girls.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2009 03:06:39

31. Ugly veins, that's nasty, she's fat. Tony you look so stupid, with your flappy ears. you're as much of an attention whore as she is. you deserve each other. just stay away from us all. you suck at football and she sucks and a being.

    By Tom Landry, on February 15, 2009 03:53:39

32. dont tell tony to run.
    coz when tony runs he usually fumbles the ball.
    and when tony fumbles the ball we lose the gameS.
    i m just sayin.

    By terell owens, on February 15, 2009 04:08:51

33. I desperately wanna feel those tits!

    By Eric, on February 15, 2009 11:16:46

34. god she can't dress to save her life! Horrible bag/shoes and lets not even discuss the earrings! What is wrong with her????

    By EWWWW, on February 15, 2009 13:21:27

35. Lol at all the little boys who thinks she's hot.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2009 14:03:56

36. I have to salute Romo. After listening to the stupid flood out of her mouth for two minutes I'd be slashing my wrists.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2009 14:08:03

37. "What is wrong with her????"
    
    By EWWWW, on February 15, 2009 13:21:27
    
    She's retarded.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2009 15:28:25

38. Can you say trap a man by getting knocked up??
    Poor Tony, he should have got out sooner, now he is stuck or he will look like an ass like Tom Brady dunping his preggo girlfriend during the pregnancy. No win situation for Tony Homo

    By Sarah, on February 16, 2009 00:08:17

39. i would say she's preggers.

    By pixi3, on February 16, 2009 08:50:00

40. Shut the fuck up, Chesty. Nobody cares that your big fat ugly tits have ugly blue veins. It doesn't mean Jessica is knocked up.
    
    Calm down, bitch.

    By she's not pregnant, on February 16, 2009 11:31:35

41. She's obviously pregnant. Look at those bloated norks.
    
    /digging it

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2009 09:07:44

42. Uh-oh looks like Kelly Clarkson has a competition.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2009 18:23:37