Any celebrity that does or says something totally idiotic (which happens daily, because most celebrities are moronic, braindead idiots) deserves to get handed their head on this website. However, Emma Watson is NOT one of those. She's a smart young actress, who's kept it classy; nothing wrong with that. Stop trying to manufacture disgust with her, and let's focus on those celebrity idiots who are easy targets & deserve to get slagged...
Whatever, it's a typo. They happen. I see Todd do them all the time, but you hater's never complain then. This site is so one sided in that regard... not because Todd is "the man," but because either there is some subjective filtering going on, or you all are fucking neanderthals. Dave's humor is different, and is appreciated by the other population that frequents this site. Stfu and stop whining already. If you don't like his posts, then don't read them.
#23 are we having sex with neanderthals, and then those same neanderthals represent the 'other population' that loves him? If so, it makes sense as his humor has a sloping-brow sort of feel to it. Hurray for ambiguous grammar!
Personally, I love Dave. I think he's wayyyyyyy funnier and classier than the uber-racist Todd. I still haven't gotten over Todd's dissing of Filipino boys. If any of you have, you're worse than Hitler too.
I've nearly stopped checking this site because of Dave and this is the first time I've posted in ages. I've tried to just ignore the crap posts, but seriously, where in the hell did this 'Dave' person come from? And more importantly, why is he being allowed to run this formerly fabulous site into the ground?
#41, YOU are the fucking ape. It is you're. You. Are. Grammar fuck, go back to 5th grade English, fucking Git! Granted, the second usage of you're was incorrect, you should shut the fuck up and blow a wad into a Kleenex!
#49 "YOU'RE the one who needs to go back to 5th grade". See how that was used in a sentence? The word 'your' is used in a sentence like this "At least go back and proofread YOUR lame jokes". It's not "At least go back and proofread you are lame jokes" because you're is short for you are. So Dick HEAD you should stfu.
what is this, an inundation with harry potter fans? She looks like a snide, stuck up, spoilt little rich-bitch with zero talent, because that's EXACTLY what she fucking is.
now go read some more Potter books & have a cry into your pillow
47. She is like 14...this is not grown up. This is a little kid. Nothing wrong with her but not for this site. Dave has got to be 17 to think THIS is hot or we are interested in looking at this. I might as well go to Chuck E Cheese, ok kids correct me on the name of the kiddie playland....
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By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 07:29:03
"Pear necklace?" You're a retard.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 07:47:26
pear necklace, huh? that's hot.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 07:51:21
A "pear" necklace?
And the joke was already awful.
Where the fuck did they find you Dave?
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 07:55:38
"PEARL" Necklace!
She's still hot!
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 08:04:48
Lamest. Post. Ever.
By Emily, on February 8, 2009 08:09:17
poor emma. she was super cute when she was first cast in the harry potter movies. now...well...
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 08:20:54
I wish Dave were funny... but he doesn't even light a candle to Todd's humor. Unfortunately... fire dave
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 08:25:09
Seriously, if you're going to write a short post at least go back and proofread you're lame jokes
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 08:45:23
Huh? I don't get it. Not that that's surprising.
Anyways, she's a hot piece of barely legal ass.
By Jester959, on February 8, 2009 08:50:48
#10, if you don't know what a pearl necklace is, then you are deprived. :(
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 09:11:59
#11 - I think #10 doesn't get how this post was funny.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 09:23:55
Oh,hahaha! My fault--I had pearl necklaces on the brain..hahaha
sorry #10
By #11, on February 8, 2009 09:29:03
so THAT'S what ZZ Top was talking about... It all makes sense now, she wants a PEAR NECKLACE! And maybe a fruitcake?
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 09:30:06
Aw, c'mon, Dave...
Any celebrity that does or says something totally idiotic (which happens daily, because most celebrities are moronic, braindead idiots) deserves to get handed their head on this website. However, Emma Watson is NOT one of those. She's a smart young actress, who's kept it classy; nothing wrong with that. Stop trying to manufacture disgust with her, and let's focus on those celebrity idiots who are easy targets & deserve to get slagged...
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 09:34:43
LMAO - Emma Watson posts? YOu know that Dave is posting whenever Emma Watson shows up. YAWN!!!!
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 09:44:37
what a bunch of fags you all keep talking about dave seriously stfu who gives a shit
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 09:46:42
What? This looks like the chick who sold me Girl Scout cookies last year. Who is she?
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 09:51:34
If Dave continues to write for this site, i will stop checking it everyday like i have since it started... he sucks!
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 09:58:49
This site used to be awesome. Now, it isn't. Pear necklace. Jesus.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 10:13:45
Check out the sunburn on the middle-aged loser looking for an autograph.
He spent an afternoon in the sun for this arousing encounter.
I suppose it did keep him 'away from the kids' for a day....
By joejoe, on February 8, 2009 10:21:05
UGHHHH. Really? Where are the fat, self-destructing pics of Jessica and her "boyfriend" Homo? I am bored. Yawn. Where is Jenny?
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 10:25:57
Whatever, it's a typo. They happen. I see Todd do them all the time, but you hater's never complain then. This site is so one sided in that regard... not because Todd is "the man," but because either there is some subjective filtering going on, or you all are fucking neanderthals. Dave's humor is different, and is appreciated by the other population that frequents this site. Stfu and stop whining already. If you don't like his posts, then don't read them.
By STFU, on February 8, 2009 10:31:10
#23 You're right, Dave's humor is different. So different that it doesn't even seem like humor.
btw, please stop with the "you don't appreciate Dave's humor because you're a neanderthal". No one appreciates it because it's lame.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 10:41:08
He's not that bad. He's new. Give the man a break. Geez... don't read it on the weekends, then.
By me, on February 8, 2009 10:45:06
Emma is absolutely adorable and I would love to fuck her brains out.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 10:49:49
#23 are we having sex with neanderthals, and then those same neanderthals represent the 'other population' that loves him? If so, it makes sense as his humor has a sloping-brow sort of feel to it. Hurray for ambiguous grammar!
By Captain Caveman, on February 8, 2009 10:51:13
"UGHHHH. Really? Where are the fat, self-destructing pics of Jessica and her "boyfriend" Homo? I am bored. Yawn. Where is Jenny?"
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 10:25:57
Jenny bolted along with the advertisers.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 11:05:15
Pearl necklace? That's so a junior high reference.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 11:22:26
Personally, I love Dave. I think he's wayyyyyyy funnier and classier than the uber-racist Todd. I still haven't gotten over Todd's dissing of Filipino boys. If any of you have, you're worse than Hitler too.
By Dave's biggest fan, on February 8, 2009 11:22:55
I've nearly stopped checking this site because of Dave and this is the first time I've posted in ages. I've tried to just ignore the crap posts, but seriously, where in the hell did this 'Dave' person come from? And more importantly, why is he being allowed to run this formerly fabulous site into the ground?
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 11:29:25
your other posts have been fine but this one was lame. lol the typo made me laugh though.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 11:45:32
Todd crosses the line, but in a funny way. Dave crosses the line in a "Should I report this to the FBI?" kind of way.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 11:50:43
Dave, we have been over this. She is 12, I am calling the cops you pervert!
By Pee Wee, on February 8, 2009 13:31:15
Yeah, Dave's learning the hard way. You can't criticize Emma Watson on a blog frequented by obese zit-faced shut-in geeks.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 13:46:08
33^^^^^ exactly! Dave will have a job until that guy from "To Catch A Preditor" shows up.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 13:55:13
Is this guy Dave a Perez Hilton plant?
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 14:09:03
Just waiting for the Grammy Carrie Underwood looked smoking hot pictures and comments. :)
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 14:34:56
Dave must be no older than 19. If he's older than that then he's an idiot.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 15:21:34
"33^^^^^ exactly! Dave will have a job until that guy from "To Catch A Preditor" shows up."
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 13:55:13
She's 18. You can unwad your panties now. And it's predator. Idiot.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 16:12:16
Seriously, if you're going to write a short post at least go back and proofread you're lame jokes
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 08:45:23
But yet you couldn't be bothered to learn that your sentence was grammatically incorrect? It's YOUR, you fucking ape!
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 16:30:48
Still not seeing the appeal to her. She just looks like a teenager playing dressup. Just so average looking.
By LisaL, on February 8, 2009 16:40:29
Lol at 41.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 16:45:43
#27, I am not sure what you're having sex with, but if I had to put money on it, I would say that you just told on yourself.
By STFU, on February 8, 2009 18:03:23
haha #33... but it's true. Sorry Dave, Todd is funnier.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 18:10:26
She looks like she's 12. No thanks.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 18:21:56
Emma grew up into a Hottie !
Give Dave a Frikkin' Break !
By BukkNekkid , on February 8, 2009 18:36:36
Shut up #23.
Todd IS "the man".
By Chantelle, on February 8, 2009 19:45:23
#41, YOU are the fucking ape. It is you're. You. Are. Grammar fuck, go back to 5th grade English, fucking Git! Granted, the second usage of you're was incorrect, you should shut the fuck up and blow a wad into a Kleenex!
By Dick HEAD, on February 8, 2009 20:53:22
#49 "YOU'RE the one who needs to go back to 5th grade". See how that was used in a sentence? The word 'your' is used in a sentence like this "At least go back and proofread YOUR lame jokes". It's not "At least go back and proofread you are lame jokes" because you're is short for you are. So Dick HEAD you should stfu.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2009 23:44:02
what is this, an inundation with harry potter fans?
She looks like a snide, stuck up, spoilt little rich-bitch with zero talent, because that's EXACTLY what she fucking is.
now go read some more Potter books & have a cry into your pillow
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 01:19:33
47. She is like 14...this is not grown up. This is a little kid. Nothing wrong with her but not for this site. Dave has got to be 17 to think THIS is hot or we are interested in looking at this. I might as well go to Chuck E Cheese, ok kids correct me on the name of the kiddie playland....
By markeeoo, on February 9, 2009 05:23:26
52 she's 18 markeeoo so STFU.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 06:36:33
#41, you're a fucking idiot.
End of story.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 07:26:55
I don't check the site for a week and when I do I see it gets even less funny.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 07:28:59
She's creepy.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 07:40:12
Would love to wang-whack that smug smile off her cute little face!
By Dr. Rauch, on February 9, 2009 10:31:08
Dave sux!
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 11:48:56
Dave. Everytime you post a puppy dies. Please save the puppies and stop. I'm sure the Waffle House could use a bus boy.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 14:17:21
She's legal, and even though I'm old enough to be her dad, I would absolutely shred that fine pussy of hers every night.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2009 16:42:58
Dave sucks sooo much that he gets 60 posts. 50% them has his name in it. Damn he is famous
By Toe, on February 10, 2009 02:24:35
Not a smile among the bunch of pics... must be bad-english-teeth-repair week for Emma.
By PS- Cleveland, on February 10, 2009 06:05:03
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